"For the past three months, things have been normal, to say the least. Anya is doing well in school, although not the best, its certainly isn't as bad as before. Bond stopped shedding and Yor recently got a bonus in her paycheck. So, she's been in a better mood. Everything would be perfectly fine…if it wasn't for Yor stupid brother!"

Loid begins to grit his teeth at the thought of Yuri's constant visitation of both Yor and Anya.

"He's even started to pick Anya up from school! That man is using every excuse in the book to annoy me! And what's worse, he's starting to spend the nights here! Yor and I had to officially move in together just to keep the shurad up. I am exhausted! And what's worse…I think Yor is enjoying this, however I know she isn't telling her brother to keep coming over. Though she is very happy that its happening, which is also annoying. Plus that fucker keeps trying to get me into trouble with her."

Loid wasn't farther from the truth in his thoughts. Yuri had been trying a lot to ruin the marriage between the two. At first it was just sly remarks and little white lies. Easy things to annoyed, then it started to get worse. He began hire women to call the house and say they were in a relationship with Loid, for which he would then rush home to delete before Yor found them. Which is a bit funny considering she doesn't know how to work their phone machine (Get the joke?). Yor would then try and ask Loid where he works, for which he created a fake name and place that ended with him and a bunch of other spies creating a fake address place for him to carry on the shurad. The final straw for Loid's annoyance was what he is doing now.

Yuri somehow had gotten a key to their house. Even though Loid has changed the locks three times, the hunter still gets in every time, it was so annoying that Loid had given up. It takes half a day to change the locks on a door, he didn't have time for that.

The first time Yuri had entered, Loid was there, thank god too! Because his spy gear was still there, after Yuri's did that the first time Loid had to move his equipment to his work place. The other two times, really pissed Loid off. Yuri would throw things around their home to make it look like Loid was having an affair. No joke, the first thing he did was place lipstick marking on Loids shirts. Making it look like he was in a sexual relationship. The second time, he sprayed Loid's jackets with women's perfume. However, it was the third time that really grinded Loid's gears! Yuri had left women's lingerie on to their bed, and the one who found it was Anya. Loid nearly died when Anya showed him that red laced thong, poor girl thought it was a sling shot. Now, Loid was on the edge! That man was making things too difficult and it was annoying the blonde male.

"Papa." Anya spoke, making the male look at his daughter. "Becky invited me to a sleep over tomorrow, so I am going home with her tomorrow and spending the weekend at her house."

The pink haired female explained before going back to her studies. Loid nods his head before going back to the dishes. Then a minute kicked in and he realized what she had just said.

"Wh-Who told you can go!?" Loid asked loudly. "Anya, you have to ask me before you do things like this!"

"I did, and you said only if Damien is going. He is going." Anya replied, immediately Loid remembered his words. "Why are you upset?"

"I…don't know where your going." Loid saying, suddenly looking like a responsible adult in front of the two females. Soon after discussing the plans for tomorrow and the weekend, Loid sent Anya to bed. He wanted her asleep because he knew Thursday and Friday nights Yuri came over for a visit. He didn't need that man to question Anya. As he tucks Anya in for bed, Yor begins to set up for Yuri's visit. Going into the kitchen, she opens the cabinet door to grab a bottle of red wine, only to find a black box pushed against the side. Unknown of the box existence. Yor immediately grabs it and opens it to see a dark burgundy corset lingerie neatly folded in the box. A flush appears on her face when she notices the letter B sewed on the side of the left breast cup. Blushing practically the color of her dress, she places the corset back into the cabinet before grabbing the bottle. Just as she did that, she heard a knock on the door.

(3 hours later)

"Do you need a ride home?" Loid asked the drunken male as he stumbles towards the door. Face flushed, his clothes wrinkled and a smile plastered upon his face. The drunken man shot Loid a nasty look before giving his sister a smiling face.

"Sis! I wont make it in tomorrow. I got to stay in late for paperwork! But I am free Saturday!" Yuri spoke in that happy high voice, the one that always found the kind spot in Yor's heart. It always got there, giving Yuri the ability to be an asshole to Loid.

"I can't wait! Thank you for the coffee! Loid loves Columbian roast!" Yor spoke as she waves her brother goodbye. Yuri waves goodbye before he is escorted to the exit of the building. Once there, he looks over to his shoulder to see Loid standing on a few steps, staring daggers at the male. Only, Yuri just smirk at him before leaving the building. Once gone, Loid felt a surge of anger move through his body, gritting his teeth.

"Fucker." He growled to himself before returning home. Once there, he found Yor sleeping on the couch while giggling. Loid couldn't help but smile at the sight of her snoring, she looked so innocent and sweet to him. Soon after cleaning help, he grabs a brown bag of coffee that Yuri had brought over. Making some, he forces Yor to drink the bean water before escorting her to the bedroom. By the time he had gotten there, he had finished his mug. However, Yor was still drunk.

Being too out of it, Loid would normally just remove her dress and get her into her pajamas. He normally kept her underwear and bra on so that she wouldn't think anything bad happened. Not like Loid was that sort of man anyway, but still. Once she was in her PJ's, he'd normally throw her on the bed and call it a night, but this time was different.

"Loid…" She spoke, causing him to look down at the drunken mess that is his wife.

"Yea?" He spoke.

"Do…do you want to have sex with me?" Yor asked, suddenly Loid's heart begins to race! He could feel the shift of weight from his head to his toes. What was worse was that his mouth became very dry! So dry that he couldn't speak, only cough.

"Where did…uh…what gave…uh…"Loid was honestly lost for words, he couldn't bring himself to muster up a question. Luckly, Yor wasn't stupid and understood what he was trying to ask.

"Well, all the lingerie you've been leaving around the house. It's in my size, you wouldn't have notice if…well, if you were staring so much at me."

"Where the hell did she get this type of thinking!? Wait a minute, her size!? Oh for fuck sake! Don't tell me that idiot actually bought his sister's cup size!? The fuck, did he not see any other tits but Yor's!?"

"Uh, what gives you that idea?" Loid asked in a very calm voice, even though on the inside he was screaming. "I mean…the lingerie…uh…I did get it for you…"

"Come! Think of an excuss to tell her! Wait a minute, she's drunk! So just tell her what she wants to hear. Wait, what if she wants sex now, I can't have sex with her like this! She's intoxicated."

"Loid." She spoke, a second later he felt her hand pressing against his back. "It's okay if you don't want to say anything. I understand."

"SHIT! NO! YOU IDIOT SHE SOUNDS SAD! DO SOMETHING!"

"Yor." Loid spoke as he walks to the other side of the bed, laying down to rest. He finishes his sentence while staring at the wall. "My feeling for you have recently gone in a certain way. But I shouldn't have bought all those things. I am sorry."

"Oh, okay." Yor spoke as she closes her eyes before drifting away into a deep sleep. Loid soon followed, not realizing that he had just made a horrible mistake!

(The next day)

"Momma!" Anya spoke as she rushes into their bedroom. Already dressed and ready to go to start a fun weekend at her friends house. However when she went to wake her parents up, the only one that woke up was Yor. Feeling a bit dizzy, the young woman looks at the clock and gasp.

"Oh my!" Yor shouted before rushing out of bed to get dress. As she fumbles to fix herself, Anya started to eat her breakfast of dry ceral and watched her morning cartoons. By the time Yor was done it was too late to wake Loid up, so Yor just grabbed Anya and her things and took her to the bus stop. Once there, she gasp at the sight of a black car. Inside the black car was a little pigtail girl waving at the two.

"Anya! Come with me!" Becky shouted, her eyes then met with Bond. "Is that your dog!?"

"Yea, he's so soft!" Anya spoke before giving Bond a hug. Becky did the same, nuzzling her face into the dog's neck.

"Can we take him with us? Please!" Becky asked the man that had open the car door. Anya looks to her mother.

"Can we, Bond will love it at school!" Anya shouted.

"I don't know if you should bring your dog to school." Yor spoke, however her thoughts were to late, Bond had already jumped into the car and began to eat some dried meat dish.

"Oh, looks like Bond is coming home with us!" Becky shouted in glee before looking to Yor. The man Becky was talking to spoke to Yor.

"Don't worry, my family will take care of him till the girls arrive from school. If you are worried or want to pick him up, here is our address and number." The male said as he gave Yor the card with the information. Once in hand, Yor hands Anya her suitecase of clothes to wear for the weekend. Minutes later she would waving bye to the children before they drove off. Once gone, she began to walk home to properly dress herself for the day. Once there Loid was up and about, making coffee.

"Guess I drank too much last night." Loid says as he scratches the back of his head. "Also, where is Bond? I laid out his food but he hasn't come out yet."

"Bond went with the girls to school. The care taker said that he will watch the dog closely." Yor explains before letting out a yawn herself. She then proceeded to the bathroom, the second Loid heard the shower turn on, Loid made a phone call. Once she had come out, she saw the young male was already dressed for the day.

"Loid-sama, about last night…" Yor spoke, but Loid ignored her.

"Work called, they need me in immediately. I'll see you tonight." He tells her, saying their goodbyes for the morning, Loid would head straight to the building that his bosses had purchase. It was a small building, only three floors. But helped Loid with his missions, plus the agency created a place for people to work and get mental health, so win sitatuon. Once there, Loid didn't even look anyone in the eyes, he went straight to his office. To his delight, Franky was already there waiting for him.

"I got your call!" Franky said with a smile. Loid sets his things down on the couch before taking a seat at his desk. His office was large, decorative to look like that of a psychiatrist.

"Did you do as I ask?" Loid asked his pal.

"I did, had your house scanned and looked into. I didn't find any bugs nor wires, but I wouldn't get too relaxed. I've looked over the files I could get on your brother-in-law, and let me tell you, it wasn't easy." Franky places a very small folder on his desk, much to Loid annoyance.

"Really?" He asked.

"Yep, just basic knowledge. Although the fact that it was hard to find only means he is working for some powerful people. I'd watch my back if I was you." Franky explained.

"That brat is starting to get on my nerves…" loid growled. "He keeps trying to get me into trouble with Yor. Placing bra's and condoms all over my house, trying to make it look like I am cheating."

"Why?" Franky asked.

"I am pretty sure he wants to fuck Yor." Loid growled, the mere thought of it made Franky vomit in his mouth a bit.

"Loid, that's pretty disgusting."

"YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!" Liod shouted at his friend. The thought of Yuri having feeling for Yor made him want to vomit all over his office. And what pissed him off even more, is that Yor wasn't catching on to all of Yuri's behavior.

"All the lingerie he had been buying is in her size. Straight from her breast cups to the exact size of her ass. Plus, all the perfume he bought, Yor's favorite. Not to mention the chocolate's he had delivered to my house, also Yor's favorite but he wrote on the card a different name. And what's worse is Yor doesn't think he's annoying! She enjoys his visits! Do you realize how fucked up that is!?"

"Oh, that's bad…more so then the news I got to give ya." Franky tells him. Leaning down, he pulls up a brown leather bag and sets it on the desk. Sliding it over to Loid, the blonde male looks inside to see various passports, birth certificates and even death certificates.

"Oh what in the shit is this?" Loid asked.

"Names of all the people we have been hiding are all in that bag. The agent responsible for securing and protecting our witness and resources was recently captured. However he was able to send all the information here before his capture." Franky explained. "Long story short, I am leaving within five hours to go help out on another mission south of here. And I don't trust this bag at my apartment with my roommates. So I need you to hide it in your house for a bit."

"After everything I just told you!? Are you insane!? Plus Yor sleeps in my bedroom now! What if she finds it!?" Loid growled.

"Don't worry! I got just the thing!" Franky says before placing a giant box on top of Loids desk.

"The fuck is this?"

"Introduction…THE SNAP AND GRAB!" Franky shouted. "My friend invented to stop people from stealing her candy. It's a box that when you open it, it releases a thick lined fish net that wraps around you, trapping you in a spider net. Look!

Without warning, Franky opened the top and a thick silver net attacked Loid. The male fell out of his chair as he violently tries to get out of the Net with Franky's help. It only took 15 minutes and some scissors to get out of the trap.

"ARE YOU CRAZY!?" Loid shouted. "I am supposed to be a therapist. Why would I have a booby-trapped box? Especially in a house with a child?!"

"Look, its only for a day! I need you to do this for me! Please!" Franky shouted back at his friend. Loid agrees, against his will in a way, and takes the documents. He would then drive he and Franky to his home to place the important documents in his closet. Once done, he took Franky to the airport before driving back towards his office, only to stop when he noticed Yuri's car in the area. It was parked two blocks away from their apartment building…


Keira: I will be honest with you, never saw myself making a fanfic of this series. It's not that I don't like it, but I can never think up a story about this anime to write. Then my friend and I got talking and idea's started to pour in. And being that I am a lazy writer, I decided to write this first part down and wait until part two came out to write the second part. So I hope you enjoy part one.

This will probably be a short story, consisting of 3 to 5 chapters. If not less. I'll try to be funnier in future chapters if this doesn't get a chuckle out of you. Let me know.