PaRappa the Rapper Stage Fail Series
How the game would be different if Parappa failed the stages in PaRappa the Rapper.
Stage1
Parappa tried to remember everything Master Onion said and "punch, kick, duck, turn, dive, pose, dodge, etc wait dodge wasn't in there right?" Parappa said confused. "There is no dodge. Do it again" Master Onion said with a frown. 'Really?" Parappa replied disappointed . Patches O' Houlihan was about about 6 feet away from Parappa. He was sitting in his wheelchair to Parapet's right. "If you can dodge a wrench you doge a ball" Patches O' Houlihan proclaimed while throwing a wrench at Parappa. Parappa wasn't paying attention to Patches however. "Dodge!" screamed Master Onion!" "You just said there is no dodge" Parappa said with a laugh as the wrench hit him in the face and he fell to the ground in pain. "Oooo that's gotta hurt". Master Onion said with a frown.
Stage 2
Parappa fails to get his license and has to wait to two weeks to take it again. Parappa feels like he's in a nightmare as Joe Chin drives him and his friends around for 2 weeks. But Parappa finally passes the test the second time and gets his license. "Congratulations! You just got your license". Instructor Mooselini said with a smile "Yay!" Parappa cheered. After he got out of the car and walked away Parappa thought to himself "Thank goodness I got my license. If I had to get driven around by that schmuck Joe Chin again I would have committed Hara kiri" Parappa laughed with a smile.
Stage 3
If Parappa fails here he's in trouble because he doesn't have enough money to fix his car. If he doesn't succeed he's back to square one with no mode of transportation. Theoretically he can find another way to earn the money by getting another part time job. Let's say Parappa believes hard enough and makes it happen. Parappa really has to beat this level for the game to move forward. If he doesn't get the car fixed he can't drive anywhere in stage 5. So he has to get the car fixed one way or another.
Stage 4
Parappa fails here and forgets to put in the clams and over cooks the cake causing it burn. Cheep Cheeps lays an egg and it hatches a few seconds later. The baby chick then chirped "Peep peep" try again. "Now come on chicken eggs take twenty to twenty one days to hatch! This is so ridiculous" Parappa cried. "Let's do it again!" Cheap Cheap answered with a smile we'll get this cake made yet. It took 6 times but Parappa finally got it done.
"Yay finally Sunny's cake is done". Parappa cheered as the six baby chickens chirped in unison. "We almost ran out of ingredients. Six times is how many times it took my cousin Vinny" Cheap cheap stated. "You have a cousin named Vinny?" Parappa asked. "No numbskull the movie My Cousin Vinny" Cheap Cheap amended. "Oh. I haven't seen it" Parappa said nonchalantly. "Wow you've never seen it how is it that possible?" Cheap Cheap asked. "It's possible because i didn't see it". Parappa uttered bluntly. "Ok you have to watch it it's one of the great courtroom dramas of all time and it's really funny. Marisa Tomei won an Oscar for it." Cheap Cheap proclaimed. "I will put it on my list" Parappa said with a smile.
And with that stage 4 comes to a close.
Stage 5
Parappa has eaten too much of Sunny's cake and is now having indigestion and his car also needs gas. Parappa stops the car at the gas station and runs in to use the facilities and tells Sunny he will be right back. Parappa goes around the back to use the walkway restroom. Parappa screams it's in emergency he has to use the bathroom but all his teachers are having bathroom emergencies as well.
Why they're all having bathroom emergencies we don't know but it's probably better we don't know the gross details. Parappa beats Master Onion, Instructor Mooselini, Prince Fleaswallow and finally makes it up to Cheap Cheap. The last teacher standing between him and the door. Parappa's rapping was on bad when he started against Cheap Cheap and by the time he got to Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! he was on Bad/Awful and finally failed. His face then turned purple and after a failed missile launch animation you know what happened Parappa crapped his pants.
Cheap Cheap walked into the bathroom and did her business. Parappa was in disbelief "Oh my god I can't believe I failed how I'm going to face Sunny now?" Parappa said with a frown. Five or so minutes pass. Cut to Cheap Cheap washing her hands and opening the door. Cheap Cheap finds Parappa passed out on the ground outside the door. "What happened?" she said to herself confused Cheap Cheap knew Parappa came here with Sunny since she helped him bake the cake for the party. Cheap cheap called Lammy their mutual friend she knew since Cheap Cheap provided desserts for Lammy and her band back stage all the time. Cheap Cheap tells Sunny that Parappa has a stomach virus and drives her home in Parappa's car after taking his keys from him. Lammy meanwhile comes over in her car and drives the unconscious Parappa back to her place.
A few hours later Cut to Lammy's house Lammy's house later after Parappa has taken a shower.
Lammy and Parappa are sitting across from each other on Lammy's couch in the living room watching television. "OMG I can't believe I crapped my pants. How can I face Sunny again?" Parappa shuddered as he turned red. "You don't need to write omg in all caps" Lammy laughed. Cheap Cheap told Sunny that you had a virus she doesn't know you crapped your pants. Lammy said with reassuring grin. Don't worry shake it off. You got this" Lammy said with a wink.
Parappa sighed. as he told his story of his recent failures. "I haven't gotten it yet I keep failing at everything. At the dojo I got hit by a wrench thrown from some coach I had never seen before. He's supposed to be helping a dodge ball team but got the wrong address. I failed my driving test and had to wait two weeks to pass it again. I crashed my car and had to rap for an hour at a flea market to get the money to fix it. It took me six tries to bake a friggin cake. Then for the coup de grĂ¢ce I crap my pants because I can't win a rap battle to use a toilet.
Cheap Cheap could have used the toilet in the time it took me to get to her. She could have been done already. Damn Cheap Cheap if only I could have beat her." Parappa but his head in his hands in defeat. Lammy was tired of Parappa's negativity. "Don't blame Cheap Cheap she drove Sunny home and didn't tell her what really happened to you. Plus she called me to pick you up and help you. Snap of this rut the next rap battle or concert you have you are going to do great. I believe in you, if you just believe in yourself you can make your dreams come true." Lammy pronounced with a smile and pointed her finger to the ceiling. "You're right I gotta believe!" Parappa cheered. I might have failed at first but I eventually succeeded. Well at everything but the rap battle. If at first you don't succeed try try again. If you fall off the horse you get back on. I got this" Parappa said with a confident grin.
To be continued
