"Wow this is a nice hotel room!" Ray whistled as he was led by Fabian into his room since this was the last day of the convention center. "So why did you call me in here".
"Oh it just to handle a minor technicality, to make sure your the right man to lead 'The Agency'. Fabian stated
"Oh okay". Ray said
"Now from what I can tell from my IIA employees, they admit that you lead an 'interesting career'.
"Aww that nice to say." Ray grinned
"I think you're misunderstanding the point of that comment. I'm afraid that a number of concerns about safety and ethics have been raised about the way you handle the workplace. Specifically the way you handle the agency." Fabian
"Wha- I've barely been boss for a day! What ethic concerns!" Ray stated
"Well, your employees did damage that convention center..." Fabian said.
"That happened before I came boss!"
"Yes but you became boss in it's aftermath ergo any fallout lands on your shoulders." Fabian stated
"But you planned that! Shouldn't you pay?"
"Allegedly planned." Fabian said
"Not allegedly, you knew Archer was going to do something stupid, not to mention you and your 'co-worker were not the least bit shocked about it as you waited for the train stopped at our booth".
"Supposedly waited". Fabian stated "Anyhow you don't need to apologize about that. Society needs the conservatives, the cautious ones, as much as it needs the visionaries. It's all part of the balance. They're just doing their jobs as they see them. That said..." He handed Ray the bill
"AGGH!" Ray made a gagging noise.
"I'm sure you can pay the bill, Mallory must have given you lots of get-rich schemes in the past to chooses from". Fabian stated
"Like what?" Ray groaned
Fabian pulled out the file Ray made of everyone in the agency. "According to this, Krieger been been experimenting with killer bees as a delivery mechanism for medical biotics."
"Properly, they should be referred to as 'Africanized honey bees'" Ray said, having a sinking feeling
"They still sting," Fabian said.
"Yes but-"
"And don't people use bee-sting in home remedies".
"Yes..." Ray admitted cautiously.
"Can Krieger create a batch that uses mind control toxin?"
"Wait wha-"
"Yes I think bee's that infect people brains and urge them to do business with 'IAA' and 'The Agency' should more than make up for the repair bill on the convention don't you?" Fabian stated as he got up from the desk. "I think this was a pleasant performance review, don't you Mr. Gillette."
As Fabian left out of earshot, Ray grumbled "That was more a shift/blame order thing than a performance review asshole".
END (Yes i know but i had this idea in my head and needed to get that out of my head).
