If Shion Read Twilight 3: Team Yandere


Brooks101189
Author of 4 Stories

1. Chapter 1: Wanna Play a Game?


Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Bella & Shion S. - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 06-10-10 - Published: 01-22-10 - Complete - id:5688176


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Stephanie Myer was awakened by the sensation of water falling on her forehead. Her head felt like it had been struck by a brick. Slowly, she opened her eyes. As the blur from her eyes cleared, she found herself in what looked like, of all things, a torture chamber.

"Where. .what. . .what is this place?" She thought, her eyes scanning around the chamber.

Stephanie tried to take a step forward, but found herself being jerked back as if being held down. Stephanie looked to see that both her hands and legs were strapped down. She had been strapped to some odd looking cross like device. Almost as if she were crucified on it.

Suddenly, Stephanie heard something shift in the darkness. She whipped her head around to see what it was, but found herself only looking into the shadows. She breathed a sigh of relief, thinking she must have believed she heard something. Then, something in the shadows moved, causing Stephanie's heart to race to her throat.

"WHO'S THERE?" Stephanie exclaimed, wild-eyed.

Stephanie was answered by the sounds of laughter that echoed throughout the chamber. Hellish, maniacal laughter. Eyes that seemed to glow drifted through the darkness, all focused on Stephanie. The author's attention was so over the place that she didn't notice the green-haired girl standing to her other side before she looked in that direction. Stephanie let out a terrified scream as she shit herself.

"Hello Stephanie Myer." Shion purred with a sneer, her eyes flickering. "You're all strapped in tight, I see."

"You, you were that girl at the book signing." Stephanie mumbled, her words jumbled. "You were the one that killed all those cast members in the film adaptation of Eclipse!"

Shion seemed to take that as a compliment. She gave a bow to Stephanie.

"Ah, yes, oh how I loved it when they were screaming for their lives." Shion sighed.

"What do you want with me?" Stephanie asked.

"What do I want?" Shion asked before chuckling. "Why, I just wanna play a game."

"What kind of game?" Stephanie asked. "The Game of Life?"

"No." Shion smirked. " The Game of Death!"

"But." Stephanie countered. "Couldn't we play another game? Battleship, perhaps? Or maybe Trivia Pursuit or Monopoly. I really like Monopoly."

Shion looked at Stephanie as if the author was a durp, a large sweat dropping from her forehead. Off in the distance, Shion could hear her allies laughing their asses off.

"Quiet you two!" Shion growled.

"Look Miss. Green Haired Girl." Stephanie tried to apologize. "I'm sorry if I made you angry with how Breaking Dawn turned out. But I was only writing it for the check. With my next book, I will ensure you it won't be just for the money."

Yuno Gasai and Kotonoha Katsura emerged from the darkness. Yuno was busy using her cell phone to send a thousand instant messages to her beloved Yuki-kun while Kotonoha clutched the rotting head of Makoto like one would with a stuffed animal. The smell of the rotten head struck Stephanie's nostrils, causing her to retch and vomit. Kotonoha looked to Shion.

"I don't think she's taking us seriously." Kotonoha suggested.

"What are you getting at?" Shion asked.

"She believes we're just crazed fan girls." Kotonoha answered.

Shion turned to Stephanie.

"Is this true, you really think we're. . . Twilighters?" Shion asked.

There was a pause, then Stephanie nodded.

"Yes." Stephanie answered.

Yuno stopped sending text messages as soon as Stephanie answered Shion's question. For several seconds, everyone was silent. Then the three girls burst out laughing in hysterics. Shion had to use the cross she had strapped the author to in order to avoid falling to her ass and die from laughter.

"I'm …..I'm beginning to think you're not Twilighters."

Shion managed to compose herself, still having a humored expression on her face.

"Gee, you think?" Shion replied. "Well, enough chit chat and laughter. The time has come for you to meet your maker."

In the distance, Stephanie's eyes widened as she saw Kotonoha pull a chainsaw virtually out of midair, one that looked like it was far to much for her to handle. However, Kotonoha was holding it as if it were light as a feather. Kotonoha pulled the lever to rev up the chainsaw once, twice and then Stephanie's ears were assaulted by the sounds of the chainsaw squealing to laugh. Kotonoha laughed as she held up the chainsaw over her head, swaying back and forth with it like Leatherface. Yuno geared up as well, pulling out a axe crusted with blood on it that had to be at least weeks old, if not months. Hearing a shing noise, Stephanie turned to see her reflection on the blade of Shion's cleaver. Shion smiled.

"Any last words?" Shion asked.

"I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL!" Stephanie exclaimed.

The three yandere exchanged glances, then grinned.

"That wasn't very nice."

The three girls approached Stephanie, swaying side to side, their faces like demonic smiley faces. Inhuman, gleeful giggling echoed throughout the chamber.

"PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I'M SORRY, I'LL DO ANYTHING, JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" Stephanie begged as Shion got close enough for her to see her reflection on the cleaver again.

But before they could even fall upon her, a voice suddenly stopped them.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

Shion, Yuno and Kotonoha turned to see a blonde haired boy, possibly their same age, standing within the doorway of the chamber, leaning on the frame. He looked at them with a smile. Yuno's eyes narrowed in hate.

"Akise Armano. . . ." Yuno mumbled.