If Shion Read Twilight 3: Team Yandere


Brooks101189
2. Chapter 2: Playtime's Over?


Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Bella & Shion S. - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 06-10-10 - Published: 01-22-10 - Complete - id:5688176

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"I can't let you girls kill my favorite author." Akise stated with a smile.

"Wait, you like this woman's work." Kotonoha asked, raising an eye brow. "What are you gay?"

"Well as a matter of fact. . ."Akise began.

"Wait, wait, wait." Shion interrupted, pointing her cleaver at Akise. "Just how the hell did you find this place."

Akise smiled pulling out his cell phone.

"It was quite simple really, I was just snooping around when my diary told me that Yuno was with you ladies and was planning to kill Stephanie Myer." Akise answered. "Besides, it's well-known that the Sonozaki family has their own torture chamber. Your dear sister told me where it was and here I am."

"Grrr….Mion is going to pay for that." Shion muttered.

"I suggest you give up Stephanie Myer and give up peacefully." Akise told them. "The police are on their way."

"The police?" Kotonoha gasped. "Shion, I don't want to go to jail. I have a previous murder charge as it is."

Yuno took a step toward Akise, her eyes seeming to want to burn through Akise's soul.

"And what if we don't surrender?" Yuno asked.

Akise smiled.

"My diary predicted that you were going to say that." Akise mused. "Well then, should you not surrender, I'm afraid your dear Yuki-kun and Satoshi-kun won't make it."

As if on cue, Yuki and Satoshi were brought in, strapped to rolling chairs, bound and gagged. To make matters worse, the person who brought them in was none other that Kira, Light in person. Kira's eyes seemed to glint red as he looked to the three yanderes. Beside him was Ryuk, who was busy munching on an apple.

"If you don't surrender quietly, I'm afraid Satoshi and Yuki will have to be placed in my Death Note." Kira told them. "And you know what that means don't you?"

"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" Shion screamed.

"I'LL MURDER YOU!" Yuno exclaimed.

Shion and Yuno advanced a few steps, stopping when Kira took out his Death Note, his pencil dangerously close to the paper.

"Wow Light, you have the top three yanderes under your little finger." Ryuk said in between bites of his apple.

Akise smiled at the girls.

"Do you want to surrender now?" Akise asked again.

Shion and Yuno looked to one another, then to Satoshi and Yuki. Satoshi managed to spit out his gag.

"Don't worry about me Shion." Satoshi replied. "You have to get rid of Stephanie Myer once and for all."

Tears fell down Shion's face.

"I don't want to loose you again, Satoshi-kun." Shion sobbed.

Yuno looked painfully to Yuki then with a sigh, she threw down her axe and put her hands up.

"If this is the only way I can save Yuki." Yuno mumbled. "Then I surrender."

Shion threw down her cleaver as well.

"I surrender as well." Shion added. "Life would be nothing without my Satoshi-kun alive to brighten up my day and pat my head."

Akise gave them a small hand clap.

"Very good, very good." Akise told them. "But Yuno, take out your diary."

Yuno cocked her head to one side.

"Why do I need to take my diary out?"

"Because, dear Yuno." Akise chuckled. "The only way to kill you is to destroy your diary. Once I destroy your diary, I'll have Yuki all to myself and become God."

Yuno paled.

"No, that's. . . that's not fair." Yuno stuttered.

Kira's pencil touched a page of the Death Note, writing out a Y. Yuno saw this and then took out her diary and placed it on the floor, sliding it to Akise.

"I'm sorry Yuki, I couldn't save you from becoming a Yaoi boy's bitch." Yuno sobbed, with tears running down her face.

Akise looked down at Yuno's diary, and then lifted his foot over it. Yuno closed her eyes, embracing herself for her fate.

"Hey, guys, where did the other girl go?" Ryuk asked.

Akise foot hovered over Yuno's cell phone.

Kira looked around.

"Shit. I can't see her!" Kira exclaimed.

Akise took a step back, ignoring Yuno's diary as he took out his own.

"Impossible!" Akise breathed. "My diary should have predicted this."

"Armano, look out!" Kira exclaimed.

Kira leapt forward and pushed Akise out of the way as Kotonoha leapt from the shadows. Akise fell and watched in shock as Kotonoha swung her chainsaw up, slicing Kira open from the belly up. Kira made a horrible gargling noise as his insides fell out of him, the Death Note falling to the floor. The pencil Kira had hit the floor, breaking the lead and making it useless. Kira fell to the ground, as the rest of his insides fell out, landing face first on top of them, his body twitching once, then going still.

Ryuk sat in the back of the chamber, munching on a bag of popcorn he made materialize out of thin air.

"Ooooh, I can't wait to see how this ends." Ryuk chuckled, grinning widely.

Akise looked up to see Kotonoha standing over him, pointing her chainsaw blade at him.

"I told you, I'm not going to jail." Kotonoha growled.