opening by newstardustdragon101
I laila, 'O Kaua'i la
No malihini 'ohana
Welcome cousins, a'cmon by
Aloha, e komo mai (maka, maka)
A ball with the number 626 appeared, several hundreds more falling down along with it all of them shooting off as balls of light towards the earth.
Welcome cousins, a'cmon by
Aloha, e komo mai (maka, maka)
Sitch jumps into the air smiling as he lands on Naruto's shoulder both giving each other a thumbs up.
I laila, 'O Kaua'i la
No malihini 'ohana
Naruto is at his shop cooking up some food handing the plates down to Nani setting them in front of Lilo and Stitch the crazed experiment eating away with gusto.
Welcome cousins, a'cmon by
Aloha, e komo mai
Aloha, e komo mai
Naruto, Lilo, and Stitch chase after Gigi Yin and Yang before being chased back, Naruto rides his vespa through town with the pair on his back waving at Sparky at the lighthouse, the pass by the various experiments as they work around the town having fun. Hamsterveil laughs manically with Gantu and 625 only to be hit by lightning as Naruto laughs.
Iki tooki née hai (iki tooki née hai)
Aka tiki baba (aka tiki baba)
Gaba ika tasooba? (Gaba ika tasooba?)
Oocha (oocha), Chika (chika)
Miki, miki coconut!
Stitch strikes pose as Kicks, Rictor, Sparky, Bonni, Clyde, Slushie, Splodyhead do the same.
Stich does a hula dance along with Lilo, followed by Naruto and Nani, Jumba and Pleakly, Sparky, 625, Angel Slushy, and the other experiments all gathered together as one a happy family.
I laila, 'O Kaua'i la, no mala hini ohana (ha a waki mai, no mala hini, tasoopa, tasoopa)
The scene ends with a snapshot of Naruto with his arms around Nani, Stitch on his shoulder and Lilo hugging his leg, Jumba on his right and Pleakly on the left
Welcome cousins, a'cmon by
Aloha, e komo mai (icky icky, bo-bo)
Aloha, e komo mai (tooki ba waba)
Aloha, e komo mai (bye!)
(with Naruto)
Naruto was at his restaurant getting ready to open for the day
today was Nani's first day as Manager and today Naruto was gonna walk her through her job
as Naruto was changing the door sign from closed to open Nani burst into the room panting for breath
"sorry I'm late" Nani panted as she tried to catch her breath after running here so she wouldn't be late
"Bad morning?" Naruto asked as he chuckled at her as he figured something happened
"A little bit, stitch tried to make Lilo breakfast " Nani said as she patted down her hair
"awww that's cute" Naruto said as he smiled
"with a blowtorch" Nani dsid as she put on a apron
"Oookay" Naruto said as he sweatdropped at this
"So that set me back a bit" Nani said as she sighed as it was a rough morning for her especially in cleaning up after Stitch
"Nervous?" Naruto asked her with a small amused chuckle
"I'd be lying if I said no" Nani said as she took a few breaths to calm herself
"Don't worry, you'll be fine. I have utmost trust in you." Naruto said with a smile
"That makes one of us" Nani said as she patted down her apron
"Ah you're gonna do great, if you can somewhat handle a sister like Lilo and a dog from space this should be a cakewalk for you" Naruto said as he gave Nani a nametag which had her name and the word manager on it
"Well let's get started" Nani said as she put on her name tag
"Alright let me show you all that you'll be doing" Naruto said before he started to instruct Nani
( A few hours later)
Naruto finished showing her everything as they arrived back in the main room
"And that's about it, I know you can do it" Naruto said as he smiled at Nani
"Thanks for the encouragement" Nani said with a smile back at him
suddenly Nani's cell phone went off ringing
"Oh what now?" Nani groaned as she took out her phone
"go ahead and answer it" Naruto said as he nodded knowing it may be important
Nani nodded before she answered her phone and went into the back room
Naruto watched as Nani talked and as she talked she gained a exasperated look on her face before she talked some more and hung up and walked back towards him
"Lilo?" Naruto asked
"Yes, Stitch made a mess of miss hasagawa's fruit stand" Nani said as she want to take off her apron
"I'll go get them you stay here and take care of the restaurant" Naruto said as he took off his apron
"Really?" Nani asked with a raised eyebrow as she paused
"Hey, I am her sitter after all." Naruto said as he took off his apron and left through the front door
(Fruit Stand)
Naruto approached the fruit stand and saw Lilo and Stitch waiting with a man in a cop uniform this was officer Kahiko
"What happened?" Naruto asked
"Stitch had coffee." Lilo said simply while Stitch was shaking from the caffeine
"Ah nuff said" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Where's Nani?" Officer Kahiko asked
"Oh I'm Lilo's babysitter and a friend of the family so I'll take it from here." Naruto said
"thanks Naruto" Lilo said
"ah you're the one with the new ramen restaurant" officer Kahiko said with a nod of understanding
"That's me." Naruto said
"Oh hey weirdlo" Mertle said as she approached… with a dog
"Hey Mertle, since when did you have a dog?" Lilo asked
"Mom found her at the dog shelter, her name's Gigi, we're gonna enter the dog contest on Honolulu" Myrtle said
Stitch started to sniff at the dog who started to bark at him
Naruto flinched at this as the dog's bark was really shrill
"You dog has some lungs" Naruto said as he rubbed Gigi's neck who stopped barking and rolled onto her back panting as she kicked her leg liking the treatment
"So you're gonna enter a dog show?" Lilo asked curiously
"Yeah, they only take the best, not some riffraff" Mertle said as she looked at Stitch who was still shaking from the caffeine
"Stitch is not a riffraff, he could win that dog contest hands down" Lilo said with her arms crossed
"Could not!" Mertle said
"Could too!"
"Alright let's break it up, since Lilo's taken care of I'll head back out" Kahiko said as he went back to his police car and drove off
"Who's a loud barking puppy, you are." Naruto said as Gigi was absolutely loving the rubbing
"Not in the dirt, great now I have to give her another bath" Mertle said as she picked Gigi up and left
"Ehhh, loud puppy." Stitch said rubbing his ears
"yea so are you when you make breakfast with a blowtorch" Naruto said with a knowing look
ehehehehe Stitch laughed nervously as he rubbed the back of his head
"Nani told you about this morning huh" Lilo said as her and Stitch followed Naruto
"Yep kinda nice for Mertle having a pet, maybe it'll help her attitude" Naruto said with a smile
"I'm so going to enter Stitch into that dog contest" Lilo said with a determined look
"Ain't that considered cheating, besides he's more koala than dog" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Stitch is considered a dog so technically no" Lilo said as Stitch nodded
"Really?" Naruto asked finding this kinda odd
"When people ask I tell them he's a rare blue-furred ectoplasmic detection dog" Lilo said simply
"... and they buy it?" Naruto asked raising his eyebrow
"So far they have" Lilo said with a smile
Naruto shook his head at this "Well when we get to the restaurant you can ask Nani about the contest" he said as they walked
"you left Nani in charge on her first day?" Lilo asked curiously
"That's how much I trust her. She's a… remarkable woman" Naruto said with a smile
"oooooo yaga Nani's boochibo!" Stitch said as he cackled
"Stitch says you're Nani's boyfriend" Lilo said with a smile
"Ah what does he know about love, only thing he'd get is another experiment and there haven't been a lot of lookers lately" Naruto said making Stitch growl
"Y-Yaga!" stitch said before he grabbed a coconut and threw it at Naruto
Who caught it without even turning to him
"Oooooooh." Stitch and Lilo said with wide eyes at this
"CIA fluffy" Naruto said with a chuckle as he spun the coconut on his finger to show off a bit
"Hey I had a question" Lilo said as she held up her hand
"Yeah?" Naruto asked as he put his coconut down
"When we find all of stitch's cousins are you gonna leave? Lilo asked curiously
"Hmmm… probably not, what started as a mission really became… something special, especially with you."
"Me?" Lilo asked curiously
"You remind me of my little sister Himawari… I haven't seen her or my parents in a while, you'd love her, hmph, she could befriend the very earth, the trees and the ocean if she could" Naruto said with a chuckle as he led Lilo and Stitch down the sidewalk
"Jabu?" Stitch said as he and Lilo looked at each other
"Do you miss them?" Lilo asked
"... Every day" Naruto said as he nodded
(The Restaurant)
"Honolulu, I don;t have that kinda money" Nani said as she placed some bowls of ramen in front of Lilo who readied her chopsticks while stitch dunked his head in his bowl
"Oh no problem I can take her, I got more than enough to cover it I can take Jumba and Pleakley too, 7 eyes are better than two" Naruto said as he gave stitch a napkin….which he ate after cleaning himself off
"Hmmmm… alright, but you don't let her out of your sight for a minute" Nani said as she nodded
"No problem I'll look after her like I used to watch my little sister" Naruto said as he smiled at Lilo who smiled back
"You have a little sister too, small world" Nani said as she went back to work
"Eat then I can go get the tickets and you can pack" Naruto said to Lilo
"Yay!" Lilo said as she raised her arms happily before she started to eat
(Few hours later at Nani's house)
"So what is point of this trip?" Jumba asked as he watched Naruto help Lilo pack her bag
"Lilo wants to rub in Mertle's face Stitch is better than her dog Gigi" Naruto said flatly
"Pfft ha! Of course my 626 is superior to common Earth canine" Jumba said proudly as Stitch easily packed his own bag
"Ooh I can't wait to hit the shopping areas Honolulu has some of Hawaii's greatest shopping centers" Pleakley said wearing a sundress and a sunhat
"Uh, Pleakley you need money to buy things" Naruto said
"No worries I have 16 credit cards" Pleakley said with a smile as he held out his wallet
Naruto gave the alien a flat look at this "….. Pleakley credit cards will require money down the road he said
"No they don't I saw it on tv you swipe them through the thing and it works instead of cash" Pleakley said with a smile
"yea but you have to pay later" Naruto explained to the alien
"ah! that make sense" Jumba said with a nod as he was wondering how that worked
"So I bought these for nothing?" Pleakley asked as he gestured to his cards
"Not if you want to be in debt forever" Naruto said as he handed Lilo her toothbrush to pack
"Ooh, been in debt once, uhhh, wasn't pleasant" Jumba said with a shiver
"don't worry I'll pay and you can get a few souvenirs" Naruto said to Pleakly
"Awesome!" Pleakly said with a smile
"Now let's go kick Mertle's butt and her black eyed white furred dog too" Lilo said as she zipped up her bag
"Black eyes, white fur… hmmm" Jumba said as he rubbed his chin in thought
"Come on!" Pleakley said as he pulled Jumba along
(Few hours later)
"Wow, bigger place than home island" Jumba said looking at all the tall buildings as the got off the plane
Stitch looked at the city and ran down the stairs and looked at it
"ehehehehehe! Stitch laughed as he looked at the city excited as he grew his extra arms and antenna
"Oh right, forgot, 626 is programmed to destroy large cities" Jumba said
"Oh no you don't, Lilo has been looking forward to this and you wouldn't want to ruin this for her now would you?" Naruto asked as he picked up the transformed Stitch
"yea your a good boy right Stitch?" Lilo asked Stitch
Stitch paused at this "eh! double eh!" he said as he retracted his arms and antenna as Naruto put him down
"Good, here." Naruto said as he tossed up a dumpling that Stitch caught and ate with gusto
"Hmmmmm!" Stitch said rubbing his cheeks
"Now keep being good and don't break stuff and I'll give you more." Naruto said as he patted Stitch on the head
Stitch nodded at this as they all went to call a cab
(later)
after they had checked into a hotel Naruto Lilo and stitch were in line to register Stitch for the dog show while Jumba and Pleakley were off shopping……after Naruto pried all the Cyclops aliens credit cards out of his hands
"next" the woman at the registration desk said as Lilo and Stitch approached
"Hello, she's looking to register her, dog, into the contest" Naruto said as he pointed at Lilo and Stitch
"... What kind of breed is he?" the woman asked with a raised eyebrow as Stitch picked his nose with his tongue
"a rare blue-furred ectoplasmic detection dog" Lilo said as she squirted Stitch with a water bottle so he would stop picking his nose
"So rare you probably won't find him in any books anymore" Naruto added as he winked at Lilo who smiled
"You're actually entering, your disconfigured terrier doesn't stand a chance weirdlo" Mertle said as she walked up holding Gigi
"Mertle if you call her that again i'm gonna tell your mom" Naruto said with a firm tone having enough
"What?!" myrtle yelled in surprise at this as she didn't expect Naruto to make this threat
"Just because she's happy with her kind of life doesn't mean you have to take it out on her" Naruto said as he patted Lilo on the head
"Besides Stitch is entering all 3 contests not like Gigi could stand against him in all of them" Lilo said with a challenging look
"Myrtle Edmonds never turns down a challenge and neither does GigI! Register us for all the contests too" Myrtle told the lady
"Oh boy, there's just no winning with you two" Naruto groaned as he face palmed
Myrtle huffed as she walked off
"Hmmm, there is something so familiar about dolled up small canine, just have trouble remembering what" Jumba said as he scratched his head
"Like what, you made an experiment that rolls over, jumps and has a shrill bark?" Naruto asked with a sarcastic tone
"AH HA! That is it, that is my experiment 007!" Jumba said
"…..your kidding" Naruto said as he looked at Jumba with a raised eyebrow
"Could not recognize after so much brushing and ribbons, very early experiment, designed to annoy neighbors with shrill barking" Jumba said as he shook his head confirming he was telling the truth
"You mean Mertle has an experiment as a dog, you're going up against one of your earliest cousins Stitch" Lilo said to Stitch who smiled and nodded
"And that means Gantu, how does he track these guys down anyway?" Naruto asked
"He has experiment container that alerts him when experiment is activated Jumba said simply
"Well that explains how he knows when they're active but how does he find them?" Naruto asked curiously
"Gantu was a captain in the galactic alliance which he earned, so he's an expert tracker amongst other things" Pleakley said
"He got fired when we tried too hard trying to take Stitch from me" Lilo said
"So now he works for Doctor Hamsterviel, the very person who gave me the funding for all 626 of my experiments" Jumba said explaining the situation
"Who's in prison" Pleakley added
"Ham… please tell me this guy is not just some annoying as heck hamster that talks" Naruto said as he had a feeling this was the case
"Yes, Hamsterveil is known to annoy all people with his voice and constant nagging, but is nothing more than walking talking earth hamster with cape" Jumba said
"So he's a shorty and a loud mouth got it Naruto said as he nodded
"Why do you think he needs my experiments, by himself Hamsterveil is all squawk and no talk" Jumba said with a laugh
"I'll be sure to remember that if I ever see him now, you go do your dog show, I'll stick close in case Gantu shows up" Naruto said
"You're gonna miss it?" Lilo asked as she frowned
"Nah I'm gonna watch but I won't be there to coach you if something goes wrong, I got full faith in you two, go get 'em" Naruto said as he walked away to scope the place out
"Hmm, blonde earth male makes a good big brother figure, no?" Jumba said as him and Pleakley followed Lilo and Stitch
"Indeed" Pleakley said as he nodded
"Let's go show Myrtle and her experiment who's the best of them all" Lilo said
"Yeeeah!" Stitch said as he nodded ready to prove himself
"Good idea for him to leave now, with contest starting tomorrow he will learn all exits and entrances Gantu may use" Jumba said as he liked the idea of Naruto planning ahead
"He'd have made a good captain in the alliance for sure" Pleakley said
(The next morning)
Lilo grunted as she laid in her bed as the alarm goes off
"Hey, hey, hey, wake up, wake up, you're gonna be late, up up up!" Naruto said yelling as he walked into the room
Lilo gasped as she lifted her head off the bed and looked at the time
"We overslept!" She yelled out
"Get ready you have breakfast for you" Naruto said as he pulled stitches blanket off him
"Naga!" Stitch yelled as he hid under a pillow
"If you get up I'll give you an entire Coconut cake when we get home" Naruto said
Stitch's ears perked up before he launched himself onto the ceiling
"Let's go kick Mertle's butt" Lilo said as she smiled at her friend
"Coconut cake!!!" Stitch shouted as he literally ran through the door leaving a hole shaped like himself in it
"Don't worry my money's good for that" Naruto said nonchalantly
"You can afford that?" Lilo asked curiously as they both followed Stitch
"Lilo if there's anything my mother taught me it's the good of the green and how to make lots of it" Naruto said with a smirk
"Better go get set up perimeter, dog show is perfect place for Gantu to strike" Jumba said as Naruto and Lilo entered the living room
"Why would Hamsterveil want a barking dog anyway, what to annoy cops to go away?" Naruto asked as he gave Lilo some cereal
"Each one of my genetic experiments are genius designs of my own, any of them could do things for him, even deadly things, speaking of deadly have I ever told you about my Experiment 000, first very attempt to make genetic weapon of destruction"
"... You started there? Why?" Naruto asked
"Was very first attempt… too good an attempt, created deadly cyborg who's only function is too kill everything around him! Took me 12 earth hours to catch and repod after activation" Jumba said
"... You mean to tell me there's a death machine out there?!" Naruto asked in a slight panic
"no no 000 was so dangerous I locked his pod up somewhere in the galaxy nobody could ever reactivate him for he could possibly be the only experiment I've ever made that could match 626 Jumba said
"Killer cyborg monster? Yeah saw that movie not wanting to live it" Naruto said as he took a bite of toast
(Later at the dog show)
Naruto had his gear on as he stood outside with Lilo and Stitch while jumba and Pleakly went inside
"I'm going to set up, break a leg" Naruto said as he rubbed her head
"Wouldn't that hurt?" Pleakley asked curiously
"Metaphor" Naruto said as he stood back up
"Now Stitch I know you want to show Gigi up but try to make sure Gantu doesn't take her from Mertle, don't ask me why but I think she likes being with Mertle" he said to Stitch who nodded
"Why would Gigi like that?" Lilo asked curiously
"Don't know… maybe ask her" Naruto said as he ran off
(later)
Naruto was in the rafters of the building watching the dog show while keeping a eye out for Gantu
Stitch lost the first round due to not liking the bulldog that was sniffing his butt
But he won the next round as the crowd liked how he rolled into a ball going around the cones walking on his hands over the placement stands and then rolling over the teeter totter
the next round was now coming up and there was a 10 minute break for the contestants to rest up
as Naruto checked the doors he spotted Myrtle near a coffee stand and and was approaching Lilo and stitch after she put the coffee in a water bottle
Naruto frowned at this and jumped down and made his way towards them
"Can I help you?" Naruto said making Mertle stiffen and yelp
Lilo looked at Myrtle and spotted the water bottle Myrtle was holding
"Heey you were replacing Stitch's water with… coffee?!" Lilo said as she took it and opened it up
Naruto frowned at this and took the bottle from Myrtle
"Are you that jealous of Stitch that you'd cheat to win, what would your mom say, what would your own father say?" Naruto asked
"... I don't have a dad" Mertle said sadly looking up with tears
Gigi growled at Naruto at this as she was clearly not happy Myrtle was sad
Naruto frowned at this as he was starting to put the pieces together on why Myrtle was this way
"You said he moved away at class that one time" Lilo said
"Oh just like your parents moved away?!" Myrtle said heatedly as she sniffled
"Ok Myrtle come with me" Naruto said as he gently grabbed her hand and pulled her away from Lilo and Stitch
He then sat her down beside him in a corner
"Mertle, is your dad being gone having any reason you pick on Lilo?" Naruto asked as he looked at her while she held Gigi
Myrtle said nothing at this as she frowned and looked away from Naruto
"Mertle, why would you want to pick on her, what'd she ever do?"
"... It's not fair, why can't my family be like everyone else's? When my dad was around all he and mom would do is fight, then she'd take me out to buy something like nothing ever happened" Mertle said as she tightened her hold on Gigi
"Ah, so that's the where the obsessive view of normalcy comes from" Naruto said
"Myrtle there you are the next round is starting sweetie" a older woman with the same hair and glasses as Myrtle said as she approached
"Ms. Edmonds I presume?" Naruto asked the woman as he stood up
"That's me, your Naruto, right? I have heard about your restaurant around town Ms Edmonds said with a kind smile
"Ms. Edmonds I really think you should sit down, possibly with a counselor or psychiatrist with your daughter… apparently your divorce has been affecting her more than you realize, taking her frustrations out on others around her" Naruto said as he calmly explained
Ms Edmonds frowned at this as she looked at Myrtle who was frowning at being confronted with her actions
YIIIPE!
"Gotcha!" Gantu said now holding Gigi
"My dog!" Myrtle cried out as Gantu put the dog in a pod
"Really dude, really? In the middle of an already emotional environment here" Naruto said angrily
"Hey, I need money just like you" Gantu said as he walked away
"... Well that explains one of my many questions" Naruto muttered flatly
"He's taking my dog" Myrtle said sadly while her mother comforted her
"Ugaaaaaada!" Stitch roared as he leapt onto Gantu's face and began to scratch
"ah get off me you abomination!" Gantu yelled as he tried to get Stitch off him causing him to drop the pod Gigi was in making it smash open
"thanks cousin!" Gigi yelled before she ran to Myrtle
"You talk?!" Myrtle said in shock as her dog approached
"you bet! " Gigi yelled happily as she jumped into Myrtles arms
"Wow that's a talented dog" Ms Edmonds said with a chuckle at Gigi
"Say Sayonara blubber butt, taking a kids pet is the line" Naruto said as he fired his blaster at Gantu shooting him right in the butt sending him flying through a wall
"Ow, ow, hot hot hot!" Gantu said smacking his butt as it was on fire
Stitch then roared loudly
"Ah, I'm going!" Gantu yelled as he ran away, a trail of smoke behind him
Naruto put away his blaster and fist bumped with Stitch approving of his help
"Gigi! Hmmmmm!" Myrtle said smiling as she hugged her dog "
"Hmmm not too found of the squeezes, hmmm, but I'll take 'em" Gigi said between said tight squeezes
"You are so cool" Myrtle said with a smile at her pet
"Eh, cousins, awesome!" Stitch said as he nodded while Lilo approached
"Guess being weird isn't so bad huh?" Naruto asked with a smile at Myrtle
"I guess not" Myrtle admitted as she looked at Naruto
"You will be ok kid just try to do better and make sure you take care of Gigi ok? Naruto asked
"I will, I may not get you Lilo but your dog's kinda cool" Myrtle said as he looked at Lilo
Lilo smiled at this and nodded
"and you make sure you keep her happy too" Naruto said to Gigi with a smile
"Can do" Gigi said with a nod
"I doubt this is gonna take instantly in the whole teasing department but it's a start" Naruto said with a smile
"Don't worry I'm on it now" Ms Edmonds said with a nod at Naruto knowing she would have to keep up with her daughter now
"Ok you two now let's do this final round and do it fair" Naruto said to Lilo and Myrtle
"Alright you're on we- I mean Lilo" Myrtle said correcting herself
"I won't loose easily cousin!" Gigi said with a friendly smile at Stitch
"Yeeeeeah." Myrtle added with a friendly smile of her own
"Good it's not fun if it's easy" Lilo said as she nodded and smiled
"eh! challenge!" Stitch said as he nodded as the two pets followed their owners to the final round
Despite Gigi looking better the judge decided that Stitch looked better and decided that he was the winner giving Stitch first place trophy but Gigi did win second place which was enough for Myrtle
(the next day)
Naruto Lilo and stitch approached his restaurant
"They came, they saw, they kicked butt!" Naruto said as he walked through the doors picking up Lilo who held the trophy up high laughing happily
Nani smiled at this "Congratulations!" she said happy for her sister
"And Mertle may actually become friends with her in the future… after getting some much needed things off her chest with her mother" Naruto said
"Thanks to you talking to her and her mom" Lilo said as she sat in her seat with Stitch so they could get some food
"What happened?" Nani asked Naruto curiously as she went to go get some Ramen for Lilo and Stitch
"Well apparently Mertle's father and mom have a divorce and because her mom never really talked to her about the issues she decided to let her frustrations out on Lilo having this divorced family not being normal which is why she hated Lilo's… uniqueness"
"Uniqueness…I like that" Lilo said as she smiled
"eh! mega unique!" Stitch said as he looked up with salt shakers in his nose
"you sure are" Naruto said with a chuckle as he placed a full coconut cake in front of Stitch
"As promised" he said with a smile
"ehhhahahahahaha!" stitch yelled as he attacked the cake eating it with gusto
Naruto smiled before he looked at Lilo… rummaging through his phone
"Hey, what are you doing, munchkin?" Naruto asked curiously
"Looking for your mom's contact so you can talk to her and see your sister again" Lilo said
"give me that" Naruto said as he quickly too his phone
"that's rude Lilo" Nani said as she placed a bowl of ramen in front of Lilo
"But he kept talking about his sister and mom, if he misses them so much he should call to see them, after all I'd miss my ohana if I was away from them" Lilo said
"yea you say that but if you knew my mom you would know why I'm not calling her yet Naruto said with a shudder
"Bock bock bock bock, bock bock!" Stitch said walking like a chicken on the table while his face was covered in frosting
"oh look it's a water monster!" Naruto said as he pointed behind Stitch
"Ahhhh! water la Questa!" Stitch yelled as he went under the table to hide
Naruto laughed at this along with Lilo while Nani sighed but smiled a little
"Do you really miss your sister that much?" Nani asked curiously as she got back to work
"Well… of course I do" Naruto said deciding to be honest
"So, call and have her come to Hawaii" Nani said as she took Lilo and Stitchs empty bowls
"No, it's too soon besides she'd bring my mom and I have to prepare for her and that'll take weeks" Naruto said
"Oh she can't be that bad" Nani said as she shook her head
"Trust me she is, always wanting me to settle down and give her grandkids" Naruto said
"What's wrong with that?" Lilo asked curiously as she didn't see the problem
"Nothing when I want to do it on my own time" Naruto said as he shook his head
"Pleakley knows how that feels when Spooky was his mom she kept going on about him being married" Lilo said
"Trust me my mom is worse" Naruto said with a shudder at the idea of his mom showing up
(A few days later)
Naruto was at Nani's place today since he had a idea for a gadget that could help and he was asking Jumba in his room to make it
"Reactor cable to the- uh oh. AHHH!" Jumba said as he jumped up from his workbench "Not that wire" he groaned getting zapped
"Is it always like this with your inventions?" Naruto asked as he sat down on a chair nearby
"Not all of time but"it's a slow day today" Pleakley said as he walked by the door as he sweeped the floor
"ah ha! ots done! jumba yelled as he ignored Pleakley's dig at him
"Wow it was that easy?" Naruto asked curiously as he looked at what looked like a wristwatch with a small metal pod on the top
"Easy to make this for evil genius" Jumba said as he handed the watch to Naruto
"What did you make this time?" Pleakley asked with a groan
Naruto showed it to Pleakley after he put it on
"A watch?" Pleakley asked in confusion
"Not just watch it mini version of experiment container it will alert whiskered blonde when experiment is activated" Jumba said with a. proud smile
"Now I'll be able to know whenever one is activated ." Naruto said with a smile
"That's it? Not even info on what it is?" Pleakley asked
"it does that too what do I look like a second rate evil genius?" jumba asked sounding insulted
suddenly the watch on Naruto's wrist activated and lit up
"Warning experiments 501 and 502 activated, primary functions lava blasts and fires jets of high pressured water" the watch said as it showed a image of a red experiment on all fours and what looked like a light blue squid
"Oh no, all 500 class of experiments are all elementals, we must catch 501 and 502 before they come together" Jumba said as he got up and went into his closet
What will happen if they meet?" Naruto asked as jumba handed him a new blaster
"No idea but do know it will result in massive release of quantum energy" Jumba said as he handed Naruto some sticky grenades
"Well when lava and water meet it usually makes solid rock Naruto said as he readied his blaster and grenades
Jumba got on his computer and gasped in confirmation
"Yes, Lava and water when meeting is explosive but creates new solid land, huh can't believe I forgot this" Jumba said
"its basic science jumba" Naruto said as he chuckled at the genius forgetting that
"Hey maybe their one true place are being island makers" Pleakley said
"That's a good idea I'll pitch it to lilo- wait where are Lilo and Stitch? Naruto asked as he realised he hadn't seen them today
Just then they came in one being slightly charged and Lilo being soaked
"Ah you met 501 and 502 eh ha ha! Jumba asked as he laughed
"Eh poocha, yatta gatta!"" Stitch yelled as he shook his fur
"You almost got 501 but little girl got in way?" Jumba translated
"Yeah right, you were hurting him, big bully, I would've caught him if you weren't busy tying his tentacles up" Lilo said upset at being blamed
"Oh boy" Naruto groaned as he pinched his nose
"Dette boochi yoo!""Stitch yelled as he pointed at Lilo
"626 says he would be able to catch genetic experiment if you weren't in way" Jumba said as he chuckled
"Would not!" Lilo yelled at Stitch
"Geboochi bay!" Stitch yelled back
"Would not!" Lilo yelled getting in Stitch's face
"What is going on with you two today?"Naruto asked as he grabbed them both and separated them
"Sibling rivalry" Pleakley said with a nod
Naruto and jumba looked at Pleakley with flat looks at this
"What? i grew up with a brother and sister i would know" Pleakley said with a shrug
"Everything was going good today until Stitch ate my surfboard wax saying I couldn't wax it without him" Lilo said
"Ok you two this rivalry thing is ridiculous you two are a team you balance each other out Naruto said as he put them both down
"Yeah David said that, talked about Yin and Yang" Lilo said
"Well he's right you both have talents that help each other
"But 626 has point he could easily catch experiment without little girl" Jumba said
"Yeah right, Lilo's the brains natural human extincts" Pleakley said
"jumba Pleakley hush or im calling your ex wife and mom" Naruto said firmly
"I will be doing the shutting up" jumba said as he shuddered at this threat
"Then should we call yours, Lilo gave us her number,see?" Pleakley said showing his phone
"You do that and I'll tie your antenna in several knots Naruto said with a glare
"Ah!"
"And you, why did you give my mom's number out?"
"Stitch said it would be a good idea and I want to meet your ohana"
Naruto smiled at this and patted Lilo on the head "Your sweet Lilo and I promise you will someday now let's go catch 501 and 502 as a team ok? he said as he looked at her and then Stitch
"Let's call them Yin, that's 501 and Yang, that's 502" Lilo said with a smile
"perfect now let's go" Naruto said as he led the way out
"Mega drive vroom vroom!!" Stitch yelled as he laughed and ran past Naruto outside
"How can he drive?" Naruto asked curiously as they followed him outside
"Customized buggy." Jumba said simply
"Of course, well thanks for the watch jumba." Naruto said as he nodded at the alien
"You are welcome." jumba ssid as Naruto followed Lilo and Stitch
"I bet Naruto catches them both." Pleakley said as he figured Naruto had the better training
"Bah little girl has 626 genetically superior creation team will catch 501 and 502." jumba said as he shook his head
"Let's spice this up then." Pleakley said with a grin
"Aha, loser of bet has to do dreaded Glocknar ceremonial dance." Jumba said with a smirk
"Ah, you mean the dance of a thousand hours?!" Pleakley said surprised at the stakes at this bet
"That very one, or is big one eye scared like little bock bock creature that crosses the road." Jumba said as he wiggled his arms like a chicken
"Deal!" Pleakley said as they shook hands
(With Naruto)
after Naruto Lilo and stitch had made it into town they had decided to split up with Lilo and Stitch sticking together while Naruto was on his own looking around for any trace of Yin or Yang
Naruto slowly made his way through the trees trying to find Yin or Yang when he tripped on something
"Hey watch it buddy I'm sleeping here." a voice said
"sorry, I -" Naruto stopped when he saw it was a pudgy dark yellow furred experiment that looked similar to Stitch
"Ah it's you, uh hi." the experiment said as he waved
"Since when was there 3 experiments activated I didn't get an alert on you." Naruto said as he looked at his watch
"Oh you don't know me, uh hi my name is 625 and my primary function is a sandwich maker, I have all the abilities of stitch but don't have any motivation to use them." 625 said nicely
"oh yea Lilo mentioned you calls you sandwich boy" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Hey if anything I'm a sandwich man." 625 said with a smile
"So you're Gantu's sidekick?" Naruto asked curiously
"More like a roommate I just sit at home while he does the cleaning, the grocery shopping the… everything while I sit and eat my sandwiches." 625 said
"huh no wonder he's grumpy all the time" Naruto said as he frowned as he would be grumpy I'd he had a lazy roommate
"What? It's not my fault I'm programmed with no motivation." 625 said as he shrugged
"You know… I'm gonna call you Reuben, you could probably do well in my restaurant making your sandwiches for others to eat." Naruto said
"wait your actually gonna give me a name? this make me a official cousin?" the now named Ruben asked curiously
"Well yeah I mean I got to call you something besides Lilo would've done it sometime herself." Naruto said with a shrug
"hmmm so you have a restaurant?" Ruben asked curiously
"indeed I do and I have been looking to add more to the menu and sandwiches sound good to me" Naruto said with a grin
"Hmmmm…"
"Would it be nice to actually help Gantu with money among other things, it might get him to treat you better." Naruto said
"hmmm ok I'll take the job you have yourself a sandwich maker"
"sounds good just remember my restaurant is a neutral zone with this whole experiment hunting thing" Naruto said as he wanted to be clear with his new employee
Reuben opened his mouth only to watch as Yin and Yang ran between them with Gantu after them with Lilo and Stitch not far behind
"Wait for me you big dummy!" Lilo yelled after Gantu
"That's my que." Naruto said as he took off after the experiments
"And I'll just… stay here." Reuben said as he sat back down
Naruto quickly caught up to Gantu and threw a sticky grenade at his feet trapping him in pink goo
"Whoa!" Gantu said as he face planted as Lilo and Stitch ram past him after Yin and Yang
"Sorry big man but can't let you take those two to hamster boy" Naruto said as he ran past gantu to catch up with Lilo and Stitch
"Pfft Hamster boy I have to remember that one" Gantu said chuckling
Naruto chuckled at this 'I'll turn him good yet' he thought to himself as he spotted Stitch firing his gunk blaster at Yang plugging his back so he couldn't fire lava
When he saw Yang's mouth open and glow he threw a sticky grenade to close the experiments mouth
"sorry little guy lava is not something to play with" Naruto said as Stitch put Yang in a capture pod
They later found Yin using the water from a hose to blast Stitch but Lilo and Naruto turned the water off cutting him off from water leaving him vulnerable to capture
"got ya!" Naruto yelled as he grabbed Yin and put him in a capture container
"So which team did the experiment catching?" Jumba asked as him a Pleakley approached them
"all of us Lilo said with a smile at Stitch and Naruto
"Ah- oh that is not good" Jumba said with a frown
"According to intergalactic betting laws in the result of a tie, we both lose" Pleakley said withhorroe on hisbfave
"You morons still made a bet?" Naruto asked as he helped Stitch put Yin and Yangs pods on the back of the buggy
"Yes, now we both have to do 1000 hour Glocknar dance" Jumba said with a groan as him and Pleakley looked down at the ground in defeat
"Wow you aliens don't mess around with bets" Naruto said with a chuckle
(Nani's house)
Naruto and Stitch were rolling in laughter as Jumba and Pleakley were danced in disco style clothes dancing with afros on their heads
"Shake that funky Glocknar four eyes!" Pleakley sang
"You are dancing witless Glocknar too""
"We're glocking for 1000 hours stick out your glocknar and shake it till you're glocka glocka threw!" They sang together "
"I love alien stuff" Naruto said as he wiped a tear away from his face
Lilo giggiled at this as she looked at Yin and Yang "I think we may have a place for you two thanks to Naruto" she said as she smiled at the experiments
(Edge of Island)
Naruto Lilo and stitch were sitting on the cliff watching at Yin and Yang worked together to slowly make more land for the island
"So Lilo you talked about someone named David was telling you about Yin and Yang?""
"He's a surfer friend of Nani's I think she had a crush on him until you came along" Lilo said
"ouch" Naruto said with a flinch as he didn't like the idea of hurting a future couple
"don't worry David is dating a lifeguard now so your free to pursue Nani" Lilo said with a smile
"Ha hahaha, getta boochieboo, mwah mw-aaah!" Stitch screamed as Naruto tossed him into the water
"It's shallow water he'll be fine" Naruto said as him and Lilo looked over the cliff and saw Stitch flopping around in a shallow puddle
"He looks like a beached fish" Lilo said as she giggled at her dog
"And picture taken" Naruto said with a laugh
(Few days later)
Naruto was in his restaurant with Nani getting ready for the day
"So you are gonna sell sandwiches now and hired a guy for that?" Nani asked finding that odd
yup from what i hear he's the best with sandwiches Naruto said with a smile
"Reuben reporting for duty" Reuben said as he walked through the doors
"You gave him a job?" Nani asked surprised at seeing the experiment as Lilo had told him about Reuben
"Relax he knows this is neutral grounds" Naruto said
"Alright show me the kitchen" Reuben said as he rubbed his hands
"follow me I'm your supervisor" Nani said as she led the way
"lead the way boss lady" Reuben said with a nod as he followed
"I have the ingredients you need but they sent me grapes instead of grape jelly Naruto said as he followed them
"I can work with it I can make sandwiches out of anything, even chicken noodle soup" Reuben said with a smile as he saw all the ingredients
"... I'm half temped to ask for that just to see it" Naruto said with a chuckle as whole odd it sounded good to him
"ok let's start with the grapes those need squishing before ether go bad" Rueben said as he approached the grapes
""Huh he actually seems to know what he's doing" Nani said as she expected another Stitch
"Well so does Jumba… half the time."" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Good, good, good, good experiment pod, good, good - what the?" Reuben said
"Well that's lucky Naruto said as he took the pod since it was in his territory so he git dibs let's see 262" Naruto read as he looked at the pod
"Well we activate it and it'll bring Gantu" Nani said sounding worried
"relax boss lady 262 is Jumbas secret shame it has no evil in him reuben said with a laugh
"Really?" Naruto asked curiously as he smirked finding this funny
"He was made to make chaos among half a dozen other things but because Jumba mixed up the wrong stuff he made a pure good experiment that acts like a super hero with super hero powers" Reuben said
"heh sounds like I found a partner of my own Naruto said as he looked at the pod
"he has all of me and 626s powers super strength, can talk like me is 626 can do it he can with some individual skills of his own like heat breath. Flight and others" Reuben said listing it's capabilities
"ok I'll go out back and release him Nani your in charge" Naruto said as he nodded at Nani and went out the back door
Nani nodded and smiled at Naruto as he left
"So you sweet on the boss or what?" Reuben asked curiously
"W-what, no! get back to work!" Nani yelled as she blushed embarrassed
"Says the woman checking out the bosses padookie" Reuben said before getting hit in the face with salami "Wow this is the good stuff! Whiskers knows his ingredients!" he said with a smile as he ate the salami
(with Naruto)
Naruto walked over to the storm drain and found a small puddle of water
"Alright buddy, it's your time to shine"
Naruto dropped the pod in the puddle and it glowed before a figure flew up before hitting the ground in a pose like iron man
Naruto looked at 262 and saw that he looked kinda like Stitch only his fur was light red with some white and yellow
"Hello fair citizen, no need to worry, for I am here!" 262 said with a grin as he struck a heroic pose
"Huh, loves to pose huh" Naruto muttered
"indeed it puts people at ease!" 262 said with a smile
"This is cool" Naruto said with a laugh
"Cold? Allow me to warm you back up with my heat breath" 262 said as he took in a deep breath and let out some warm air around Naruto
"That was some hot breath and I thought my morning breath had heat" Naruto said
"I can also hold gallons of water in my cheeks" 262 said as he stretched his cheeks out like he was a cartoon character
"A real ace aren't ya… that's what we'll call you Ace, im Naruto " Naruto said as he smiled at the experiment
"Ah! A fine name! What do you require of me?"
"Well I'm helping 626 aka Stitch find the rest of your cousins so we can turn them good. Do you think you could be my partner and help me?" Naruto asked as he smiled at the experiment
"Gladly young man!" Ace said with a grin
"cool I'll take you to go meet Stitch after work so why don't you go around town and help people for now?" Naruto said as he figured he should let Ace help people in town when he's not helping him
"Gladly!" Ace said as he took off running into town
"That's gotta be the easiest one yet" Naruto said with a chuckle as he went back inside the restaurant
