This is Haruhi on Drugs
The4thEmperor
5. Kuyou
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Haruhi S. & Kyon - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 03-12-12 - Published: 11-10-11 - id:7539904
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OMG HALLO PPLZ! teh 4themperer isnt ritin tday becuz hes busy wit chrismas stuffs so he told meh, KUYOU!, too rite the chaptr for hems SO RNR PPLZ!
teh melancoli of kuyou
kuyo was a alein taht was maed by teh sky camopy domino nd also she was a vampure but she cud go out in sunlite becuz they did it in twilite (AND STOP HAETIN ON TWILITE!1!1 HAETRS STOP BEAN HAETRS!1) and she woar a black cosret wit redlipstuk and sge also wore fsihnets and stokicngs and she had tihs reely cool umberla that she carried. kuyou was in tihs grope of pplz that were teh auntie sos brigaed and they wer called this becuz they faut these bad gaiz called teh SOS brigaed who where ebul.
kuyo was in teh room were the auntie sos always meat up in and she was ther with teh other menbers liek fuji-kun who was handsum and was in luv wit kuyou becuz she was really hawt and cool and there was saski who was god and ther was kyoko who was a bitch.
kuyo was playing guitar which she was really good at (SHE CUD PLAY SMOKE ON TEH WATER!) wehn they heard a nock on teh door and fuji-kun went and opened and ther was yuki who was evul and in teh sos bergaed and she siad "ye shalte bowe to haruhi snde nawte listene to goffike muzicke any moare, pishe poshe, tea ande biscutes." she said vilanously like an ebil gai becuz she was one and she was british (ITS CANNON RAED TEH NOVLS!1!) and kuyo was like "FOCK THAT YUO FOCKING PREP" she said amd yuki left and kuyo had to go and find haruhi and teh sos brigaed and stop tem from doing their evul dead.
MEANWILE
in the evul base of teh sos brugade yuki was stangind in front of… HARUHI! "soone we shalte defeate thate buggere kuyou ande here freindes ande kyuoko who ise a bitche." yuki said evily and haruhi laughed "YES AND WE WILL CRUSH TEHM LIKE GRAEPS TAHT ARE BEAN SAMSHED WIT AHAMMR AND THEIR REALLY SOFT GRAPES!1" she muttered ebully and tehy both laffed leik evil villans becuz they where. meanwihle kuyo was snaeking into teh ebul base and she wuz relly stealthy becuz she was quiet. "IMM A CRUSH YOU FISRT!" she shouted but they didn't here hur becuz she was reilly quit. Then she humped into the room but she didn't reilly jump becuz she was using a moatercycle which dosent jump becuz it dosnt have laegs. "MOOOOOOOOO!" haruhi shouted becuz her ebul plan was runed and she ran away and yuki tryed to fite but kuyo punched her and wonned. then she turned around and standing in the door was… kyoko! who isa bitch. "hallo kuyo" she saed evuly becuz she was ebil now and kuyo pynched here in teh face and beet here becuz she winned. Then kuyo went to go fund haruhi and she looked in teh cafertia but she wasnt there but there was jello so kuyo got some and ate sum. (GREEN JELLO TASTES WAI BETTER THAN OARNGE IF YOU THINK SO COPY THIS TO YOUR PORFILE!1) then kuyo left the cafeteria and tried to find haruhi and she was tapped on teh sholder and there was… FUJI-KUN! "kuyo-chan I was lonely so I followed you." He sad and it was moe and he was reilly bishie and hawt and then they sexed in teh hollway and it was hawt then kuyou had to go becuz she had to fite haruhi.
LAETR
kuyou stood in front of haruhi becuz she found her and haruhi laffed. "FOOLISH FOOL DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEET ME BECUZ YOU CANT BECUZ IMMA STRONG LIEK A SRTONG GAI WITH A LOT OF MUSSELS!" harhi said ebully and it was so ebul that it killed a puppy which was bad and kuyo was like "YOU SHALL DIE!" and her hair turned yello like that goku gai and she punched haruhi reilly hard and harhi got pinched into a wall and coverred wiff rocks and kuyou saved teh day. Then she wnet bac to teh clubrum.
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THEN HARUHIS HAND POPPED OUT OF THE GROUND!1!
TO BE CONTIUNED!1!
OMG GAIZ WHAT DO YOU THINK? RNR CUZ THIS IS THE BEST FNFIC EVAH REELY!
A/N Notes:
…that was really bad… I need a drink… look forward to the multi-part Christmas special….
