If Shion Read Twilight 3: Team Yandere
Brooks101189
4. Chapter 4: Knight in Sparkling Armor?
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Bella & Shion S. - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 06-10-10 - Published: 01-22-10 - Complete - id:5688176
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Like a sparkling Greek Adonis, Edward stood before the three yanderes, with Stephanie Myer in his embrace. She cling to him like any normal fan girl would.
"Oh Edward…" Myer purred.
Edward gave a sly grin, which caused his teeth to sparkle for a moment.
In the background Shion, Yuno, and Kotonoha watch disgusted.
"This can't get any more gayer. . ." Yuno mused. "Come on let's kill the. . . ."
All of a sudden, a giant bear-sized wolf leapt from behind Edward, causing the girls to draw back.
"Good boy Jacob, here have a Beggin Strip." Edward replied as he tossed the giant wolf a Beggin Strip.
Jacob swallowed the morsel whole, licking his lips and quivering all around just like any normal dog.
"He just went from Big Badass Wolf to a ridiculing failure in seconds." Kotonoha sighed.
Jacob shot them a wolfish grin as he reverted to a naked human form.
"Like what ya see ladies?" Jacob replied.
The three girl's stare at Jacob's "highlight." Yuno turned over to Yuki, who was still tied up.
"Why can't you be as big as him Yuki-kun?"
"I am not small Yuno!" Yuki raged.
"Meh, Makoto's was bigger." Kotonoha shrugged.
"This is the first time I've ever really seen one to be honest." Shion added.
Kotonoha and Yuno look to Shion.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, let me get this straight." Kotonoha exclaimed. "You're a yandere but never had sex with Satoshi yet."
"Well, how do you expect me to have sex with him ya slut." Shion growled. "I don't even know where the fuck he is."
"Oh ho." Jacob chuckled. "I knew I smelled a virgin among you."
Shion took one look at Jacob, then pulled a shotgun loaded with silver bullets out of her cleavage and blasted him in the groin. Jacob howled in pain, only to be pumped full of silver bullets to the chest. Jacob fell to
the floor dead, his blood oozing out on the floor.
"Oh my God, they got Jacob." Edward exclaimed.
Shion sneered at Jacob.
"Werewolf, shape-shifter, skin-walker whatever the fuck you are." Shion growled. "You're still a were that can be taken down with silver and by the way….THE WOLFMAN IS A BETTER FUCKING EXCUSE OF A WEREWOLF THAN YOU ARE!"
In the background, Juu and Yuki hold up scoring signs of 10. Shion blows the smoke off the barrel of the shotgun.
"I owe Kasai for all my skills. . . ." She chuckled.
Stephanie Myer clung to Edward and gave him puppy dog eyes.
"Go my love, go and take care of those bitches."
Stephanie pressed her breasts against Edward causing Edward to have an undead erection. Which is odd, because it shouldn't happen. Because Edward is a vampire. And he's dead. . .yeah. . .moving along.
Edward placed Stephanie Myer down and struck a badass pose.
"You girls don't know who you're dealing with." Edward announced. "I Edward Cullen, am dangerous."
On cue Edward sparkles.
Yuno whispered over to Shion
"What's he gonna do, blind us to death with his fugly manliness."
Out of nowhere Edward put on a pair of Kamina glasses.
"Oh hell na. . .." Kotonoha growled.
The three girl lunged upon Edward who started screaming like a little girl as he was ripped apart. Blood and body parts flew everywhere. Stephanie Myer planned to use that time as a chance to escape when she bumped into Bella Swan.
"B…bella?"
Bella watched pale faced as she saw her beloved Edward ripped to pieces by rabid yanderes. Tears flowed from her eyes as her brain and heart raced. Then something snapped as she let out a shriek.
"!"
The girls paused in their beating of Edward. Yuno was lifted up Edward's severed head. Bella could only let out a squeak right now. Then all the life in her eyes died as she stood there like a zombie. There was no life in her eyes, only darkness. A deep and terrible, sadistic, yandere darkness.
"Sh…..shit." Shion mummered.
"Yuki, what's going on." Juu asked. "Why are the three most badass yanderes scared of the Ultimate Mary Sue all of a sudden."
"Well, if my time being with Yuno taught me anything it's that if a girl is obsessed with someone truly, madly and deeply, if something happens to them they might just go…..L5."
"You mean?"
"Yes, Bella Swan's has the possibility to the most powerful yandere of all time."
And as if on cue, a smile spread across Bella's face as she began to laugh. Soon, her laugh broke out to godlike levels as she shook the torture chamber with her yandereness.
"AAHAHHAHAHAH! MY EDWARD CULLEN, MY SPARKLY VAMPIRE'S DEAD….EHEHEEHEHE AHAHAHAHAHA, I…..I…..I'M
