If Shion Read Twilight 3: Team Yandere


Brooks101189
5. Chapter 5: Team Yandere vs Team Bella


Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Bella & Shion S. - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 06-10-10 - Published: 01-22-10 - Complete - id:5688176


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Stephanie looked to Bella confused. It had been years since she had first conceived Bella. However, this was the first time in the author's life that she had ever seen Bella like this. The crazed look in Bella's eyes was even worse than the ones in the other girl's eyes.

"Bella? What's wrong? Why are you acting like this?"

Bella turned towards her creator, with tears rolling down her bloodshot eyes.

"My Edward is dead . . . . My sparkly Edward is dead. . . ."

Bella started to sway back and forth as she approached Stephanie. She was now clutching an axe in one hand. Stephanie began to back up fearfully.

"It's your fault you know." Bella continued. "You had to write me up as an obsessive love struck loser. You had to call Edward to come in and save you. If it wasn't for you, Edward wouldn't be dead. If it weren't for you, I WOULDN'T BE A MARY SUE!"

Stephanie screamed as Bella leapt upon her. Blood and guts splattered as Bella mutilated her creator's corpse with her axe, cackling with each swing. Stephanie screamed for God to help her, but the closest God was too busy eating a cream puff as she watched the events unfold. Then with just one slash of her axe, Bella ended her creator by slashing off her head. Stephanie's head flew across the ground, before spinning across the floor and coming to a stop at the corner of the room. Stephanie's lips moved, as if trying to say something, before the life faded from her eyes and her head tilted over.

Slowly, Bella looked from Stephanie's body over to the three yanderes responsible for her beloved's death. Her snarl of fury was replaced by a demonic grin as her eyes became slitted. Shion, Yuno and Kotonoha clutched their weapons, preparing themselves for what was about to take place.

"You killed my Edward." Bella mused. "Now, I'm going to kill your beloveds."

With a insane cackle, Bella leapt over the three yanderes towards Juu and Yuki, who let out screams.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" A voice boomed.

Bella was tackled by a blur as Ame Ochibana, Juu's "knight" came out of nowhere, blocking her axe with her baseball bat.

"Tsk." Bella went as she leapt back from the girl. Ame's bangs covered her eyes as she got in a defensive pose in front of Juu, Yuno and the others joining her.

"You threatened my Yuki-kun with that." Yuno growled. "I simply can't allow you to live."

"You're an insult to women everywhere." Shion hissed as she pulled out two cleavers from thin air.

"My name is Kotonoha Katsura. You killed My Beloved. Prepare to die." Kotonoha purred.

Yuno and Ame looked over to Kotonoha.

"Wasn't Sekai the one that did that?" Ame asked.

"Eh, just felt like saying something badass." Kotonoha answered.

With that, the yanderes leapt at Bella who let out a battle cry and charged over at them.

Bella's axe swung toward Shion's head, only to be blocked by Kotonoha's dozuki, sparks flying. Snarling Bella leapt backwards, spinning across the air, to land in a crouching position in front of a table of throwing knives. Cackling, Bella whipped out some of the knives and threw them at the yanderes. Picking up Juu and Yuki, the yanderes leapt out of the knive's reach.

Ame warped behind Bella and swung out with her bat. The bat struck Bella, sending her flying across the ground into the cross her creator was chained on. Snarling like a wild animal, Bella swung at Ame. Like a badass, Ame dodged the blows, whipping out her taser and delivering a electric shock to Bella's face. Bella screamed in pain, back handing Ame and sending her fly as her hands flew to her face.

"YOU'LL PAY FOR SCARRING MY FACE BITCH!" Bella said, glaring at her with her swollen eyes.

As Bella started to lunge, she shrieked in pain as she was slashed across her back, by a newcomer's cleaver. She turned to see Rena in a crouching position not to far away. Rena licked the blood off her cleaver then grinned.

"Let's just skip the part where I take you home and get to where I gut you like a fish."

Bella snarled, rising to her feet, despite being in pain.

"You think a few slashes is going to stop me from avenging my Edward?"

Bella smashed over a lantern, causing it to spark and begin to catch the torture chamber on fire. Soon everyone was surrounded by a ring of fire.

"This isn't good." Ame replied as she got beside Juu. "Girls, we have to end her now before this place explodes."

Shion roared. Her beloved torture chamber was about to be blown up all because of a fucking Mary Sue. Walking over, she came up to a cabinet marked "Only use if it's an Emergency." Ripping it open, Shion pulled out a rocket launcher.

Bella's face paled.

"Where the hell did you get a rocket launcher? That's that's not fair."

"FUCK FAIR. I HAVE GREEN HAIR BITCH!"

Shion was about to open fire on Bella when Yuno smacked it out of her hand.

"Are you crazy, it would blow all us up?"

"Oh yeah, ehehehe, my bad, got a little carried away. . ."

The yanderes started to circle Bella, the flames illuminating in their eyes like hell fire.

"Come on Yuno, you can do it." Yuki cheered on.

"I order you to beat that bitch." Juu told Ame.

Shion looked around for something that would end the fight quickly. Then looking over to one corner, she saw the entrance to the area where her family dropped the bodies of the people they torture down the pit. She looked to Rena, and the others. They all looked at her, understanding what had to be done.

Yuno and Kotonoha lunged at Bella, making her dodge them to the right. As she did so, Ame leapt at her and smashes her with the baseball bat again, knocking the axe out of her hand.

"Wh….what?" Bella exclaimed, only to have Shion tackle her towards the body pit

But before Shion could knock Bella down the pit, Bella threw her aside and pushed Shion down the pit. Shion managed to hold onto to the edge, holding on for dear life. Bella stepped on one of her hands, causing Shion to cry out.

"It's time to join your beloved." Bella growled as she lifted her foot over Shion's head to kick her down.

Suddenly, Kotonoha's dozuki impaled her through the gut, causing Bella to cry out in pain, seconds before Yuno through several dozen throwing knives into her body. Bella gasped and looked towards the others to see Rena lunging at her, drawing back a fist.

" Punchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Rena's fist connected with Bella's head, literally knocking the bitche's head off. With no head on it's body, Bella's body toppled down into the blackness of the pit, landing with a thud on a pile of old bodies and skeletons. Rena held Bella's head by the hair. Bella's facial expression was oddly hilarious. Her eyes were bugged out, looking in opposite directions, with her tongue sticking out.

"Now, I'm sure taking this home." Rena chuckled.

Ame helped Shion up out of the pit. Yuno and Yuki embraced. It was over. The stain that was Twilight was finally over.

Shion smiled as she looked up through the opening of her torture chamber.

"Satoshi-kun, I hope you were watching."

All of a sudden, Oiishi's forces swarmed into the torture chamber, weapons drawn and ready to fire.

"Freeze!" Oiishi exclaimed.

Rika clung to Akasaka's leg.

"Mii, you killed Satoko, sirs." Rika mewled. "Please come quietly."

Rena, Shion, Ame, Kotonoha, Yuki, Yuno, and Juu put their hands up in the air.

"Well this sucks." Shion pouted.

All of a sudden, Oiishi and the firing squad clutched their chests at once and then toppled over dead. Behind them was Kaede Fuyou with the death note.

"Sorry I was late guys, thought ya'll might need a hand."

"Heh, so you did get the memo." Shion chuckled as she ruffled Kaede's hair.

"Well guys, since we're all done here, why don't we celebrate on my cruise yacht?" Kotonoha suggested.

"That's a great idea Kotonoha." Yuno replied. "I always wanted to be on a yacht."

"Yeah, always wanted to see what this nice boat looked like." Rena chuckled.

Giggling and laughing, the group left the torture chamber to celebrate as the chamber burned down. The group paid no attention to Rika who was struggling to get up from underneath Akasaka.

Standing up Rika looked around the burning torture chamber.

"Well at least nothing bad happens to me in this arc, ni-pah!"

Just then, a shadow fell over Rika. Slowly, Rika turned to see who it was. Her eyes widen and her face paled. Standing before her was a demonic, horrific looking Bella Swan. Her teeth were all sharpened like a shark's teeth, her nails like claws, foaming at the mouth. Possessed by Oyashiro-Sama. . . .

"Eheheehehehe, …"

The End?