The next day in the somehow thriving underground town of temporary Wartwood everyone was living their lives. A lot of the citizens were having their breakfast at Stumpy's, including Luz and Amity.

Amity was disgusted by the meal that was moving in front of her. It must have been some kind of worm with some kind of sauce on top.

"Uh…." Amity groaned as she touched her dish with her fork. "Can't you believe Anne ate this?" But to Amity's surprise, her girlfriend was slurping her worms like they were spaghetti.

The human witch narrowed her eyes at her girlfriend. "Don't look at me like I'm crazy! You eat fairies in pies!"

Mayor Toadstool was busy counting coins while his exhausted assistance/boyfriend, Toadie was dragging a bag of coins.

"Aren't these worthless, sir?" Toadie asked.

"That don't mean we don't have to count them, Toadie." Toadstool replied.

At the hair salon, Fern had just finished cutting the hair of a client who wanted to have a Mohawk. "Have a nice day!" Fern said.

Then Pacifica approached Fern. "Hey, do you have any recommendations for post apocalyptic hair?" Pacifica asked.

Fern began to analyse Pacifica. "Well, mohawk will never work with you, girl. Neither will a clean shave. How about short hair? Or maybe messy? Or ponytail?"

Pacifica pondered the suggestions. "You know what? Ponytail."

Dipper was busy trying to weaponise one of the robot's arms as a weapon for the toads. Percy and Braddock soon approached the inventor/paranormal investigator/author with keen interest.

"Oh hey, mind if I give this weapon a go?" Percy asked.

"Yeah, go ahead." Dipper replied.

Percy picked up the weapon and grinned. "Braddock, this is going to be good." Braddock took aim and pulled the trigger.

"Finger print DNA unrecognised. Commence defence mechanism."

But before Percy could react, he was electrocuted by the weapon of Dipper's design and collapsed on the ground, leaving Braddock shocked.

"You okay, Percy?" Dipper asked the toad.

"Yeah! Yeah! I just smell delicious!"

"You sure do." Dipper then got out a small notepad and began writing on it. "Okay, turn it down by 0.5 watts."

In a section that doubled as a park, Polly and Maddie were running about following a light glyph Maddie summoned thanks to Luz teaching her, her magic. Mrs Croaker was watching her pet spider, Archie run around in circles while Hunter was walking like he had an awful nightmare.

Sprig and his girlfriend Ivy were there in the park as well, holding each other's hands just enjoying being a couple. Ever since reuniting with each other, they could not get out of each other's sights. Much to the annoyance of the resistance.

While walking, a big moth flew past them and landed on one of the stalagmites from the cave. "Oooh, a corpse maker moth." Sprig then cleared his throat. "You're supposed to kiss when you see one, otherwise your crops will be cursed for seven years." He then kissed his girlfriend on the cheek, causing her to blush. "Just to be safe."

Ivy chuckled. "Crops are very important."

Then suddenly, the moth shrieked and began to dive down towards the couple. It began to attack Ivy by flapping its wings in her face until she punched it to a far position so Sprig could shoot it down with his slingshot.

"Woah! Nice shot!" Ivy exclaimed as the moth crashed behind them, exploding into a love heart cloud while Sprig and Ivy stared at each other with love in their eyes.

Hunter then ran up to the couple with Flapjack out. "You two okay?"

"Yeah, we're fine." Ivy replied. "Thanks to Wartwood's greatest boyfriend."

"Oh please, I couldn't have done it without Wartwood's greatest girlfriend." Sprig argued.

"Oh shut up, you." Ivy and Sprig started to nuzzle each other's non-existent noses, leaving Hunter in an awkward position.

"Luz and Amity are more tolerable." Hunter said before the sound of a bell is heard. "Oh, that's the mission briefing bell. Good luck."

"Good luck getting better." Sprig said.

"Come on!" Ivy took Sprig by the hand as they ran together to get briefed on what their mission is.

Hunter just narrowed their eyes at them. "Good luck driving everyone insane."

Wartwood's 'cutest' couple arrived at the full mission briefing room where a lot of Wartwood's residence which included Dipper, Pacifica; now with a stylish ponytail; Luz and Amity at the back.

"Uh." Ivy groaned. "There's no seats left together."

"Attention fellow freedom fighters!" Sprig declared. "Will someone give up their seat for Sprivy, Wartwood's cutest couple?" They posed, causing everyone to groan.

"Uh, not this again." Loggle groaned.

"Young love is the worst." Mrs Croaker said. "So is old love now that I think of it."

"Come on, me and Luz aren't this bad." Amity said.

"This is like Mabel and boyfriend number 605." Dipper said.

"No takers eh?" Ivy remarked. "Hmm. Guess we'll just stand in the back together." They walked into the back together, still holding hands.

"As long as we're together!" Exclaimed Sprig.

Everyone groaned loudly in annoyance. "Can someone shut them up before I turn them into cuisses de grenouilles?!" Pacifica yelled.

Then, Sasha, Anne, Beatrix, Percy and Braddock walked in. "Good morning everyone." Sasha said. "Wait. Is it morning? It's hard to tell underground."

"Not even the clouds help." Percy said. "I don't think I've been getting the right amount of sleep."

"Soldier, Sasha's right here." Beatrix said to Percy, whom was facing the wall behind Sasha.

"Not even the clouds help. I don't think…."

"Yeah, I heard you the first time, Percy." Sasha coughed. "Whatever. We got good news and bad news."

"Good news is, we've secured a major shipment of crucial supplies from a wealthy-pro Wartwood elite." Beatrix's announcement got everyone cheering.

"But the bad news is, the only way to Wartwood is through the mountain pass, and Andrias has it locked down, guarded by a giant laser cannon."

"Laser cannons stink." One of the frogs said.

"I like the other news better!" Wally exclaimed.

"Don't worry, I have the right tool for that." Dipper was reaching into his pocket until his hand began to fumble around as he couldn't find the tool he was looking for. "Wait, where's my sonic tool?"

"Don't start leering your eyes at me, I didn't take it!" Hop Pop yelled.

"Why does Beatrix always get to do the good news?" Anne whispered to Sasha.

"Helps with her therapy." Braddock whispered to Anne's ear before handing her a print of the cannon.

"The cannon is protected by a force field." Sasha explained. "If we can take that out, we can destroy the weapon."

"I could take it out if someone didn't steal my tool." Dipper said.

"Wasn't me!" Hop Pop yelled. "I stole from you, one time!"

"Enough!" Sasha commanded. "There's a robot battalion protecting both structures. But every hour, there's a five minute window where the robots change shifts. That's our chance to strike."

"Wait, robots change shifts?" Pacifica asked.

"Everyone deserves a break, Pacifica." Amity said.

"Well, they don't have lunch breaks as far as I'm aware of." Luz said.

"I'm bring two teams of two." Sasha declared. "One for the shield generator, one to take out the cannon before the five minutes are up. Stumpy, Ferb, Ivy and Sprig, follow me." Sasha, Percy and Braddock run out of the room.

"Looks like our number's up." Stumpy remarked as him and Fern walked down the stairs with Ivy and Sprig following.

"Ha! Of course they want us." Sprig said.

"After all, we're perfectly in sync." Ivy and Sprig laughed as they walked away.

Once they left, Pacifica had her blaster out. "Let me shoot them! Let me shoot them!"

Dipper quickly grabbed her wrist. "No! Come on Paz! What's going on here?!"

Meanwhile, Sprig, Ivy, Fern and Stumpy met up with Sasha, Percy and Braddock in the barn where she was tending to Bessie.

"Okay so the teams are Sprig with Stumpy and Ivy with Fern." Sasha declared causing Sprig and Ivy to gasp.

"Uh oh." Percy said.

"Oooh boy, this better not go wrong." Braddock said just as she got on the wagon with Stumpy and Fern.

Sprig and Ivy were still in shock about what Sasha did to them. She couldn't do that. They were Wartwood's cutest couple. She can't do it!

"Uh…." Sprig chuckled. "…..Sasha shouldn't me and Ivy be partners?"

"He means cause we're dating." Ivy said.

Sasha sighed. "Listen twerp and twerpette, you're not here to pass notes and play footsie." Sasha replied. "You're here to do a job. And these parings are super important to the mission." Sprig and Ivy then began crying.

"What will I do without you?!" Sprig cried.

"I'll miss you every second, every minute and every hour!" Ivy cried.

Sasha groaned at the display. "Good Lord! Why can't you two be like Luz and Amity?!"

Later, the sad Sprig and Ivy hopped on the back of Bessie with the boomshrooms. During the ride, Stumpy was showing off his hands to Fern, whom seemed interested.

"This one's for smashing and bashing." Stumpy explained.

"Ah…."

"And this one's for slicin and dicin." Stumpy said.

"Wow! I wish my hands were scissors." Fern said as she looked at her hands. "Working at the salon would be a breeze."

"Aye, lass, but then you'd never be able to caress a wee baby tadpole. Or hold hands with the love of your life!

"Seems worth it to me." Fern said as she pondered what having tools for hands would be like.

Percy and Braddock watched their little interactions with intrigue. "Wow, them two have some chemistry." Percy remarked.

"Yeah, I think they'd get the title of Wartwood's cutest couple if such an award existed." Braddock said.

"I can't believe we have to split up." Ivy said. "This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anybody!"

Sprig took Ivy's hands. "There's gotta be a way to switch, as long as Sasha doesn't find out."

They eventually made it to a pass along a cliff where they can see the laser cannon. Sasha, Percy and Braddock got in front of the team to tell their plan.

"Okay, there's our target." Sasha said. "And our supplier is on the other side of the pass. Me, Percy and Braddock will watch up here and signal him when the cannon is down." Then Sasha pulled two flags out of her pocket and began to dance while Percy and Braddock began to present her like she was a rare beast. She stopped and put the flags away. "Sorry, cheerleading muscle memory. By the way, nice one Braddock and Percy."

"Thanks Sash." Percy and Braddock said simultaneously.

"Here's a watch for you." Sasha said as she handed the four each a watch. "The shift change is about to start. Follow my plan and it should be enough. Okay team, move out!"

The team grabbed their ropes and then abseiled down the pass to start their mission.

While the team began their mission, Sasha, Percy and Braddock were watching the pass with their telescopes to be on the eye out for anything.

They saw a delivery frog whom was walking like he was happy with his job. "Delivery for Wartwood. Delivery today." He sang before the laser cannon shot him. He survived but he had a few burns all over his body. "Delivery for Wartwood. Delivery delayed."

"Geez." Sasha said.

"Well, at least someone's happy in this war." Percy remarked.

Meanwhile, the group was walking towards the laser cannon, intent on destroying it. But Sprig and Ivy unfortunately had other plans.

Sprig pulled out a scrunched up piece of paper. "Oh hey guys, I forgot." Sprig said. "Sasha gave me this note. Something about switching teams.

"That sounds important Sprig." Ivy said, though acting quite badly. "Let us read it together."

Sprig opened the letter. "Dear nerds, I Sasha order you to switch partners." Stumpy read. "Sprig should be with Ivy since they are dating."

Fern began pondering the letter before shrugging her shoulders. "Well it sounds legit."

"Let's switch then." Stumpy said. "Sasha is a tactical wizard. Mucking about with her decisions could have devastating consequences."

Sprig and Ivy grinned as they held hands and walked away to destroy the laser cannon while Stumpy and Fern went to shut down the force field. The robots then flew away to have their break.

Sprig and Ivy jumped over the fence with Sprig giving his girlfriend a peck on the cheek. Then, they jumped over the underground cameras that popped out from the ground.

"Boom! Now all we gotta do is wait for that force field to come down!" Sprig declared.

Meanwhile, Stumpy and Fern made it to a hill that would lead to the force field. Stumpy sighed in annoyance. "Don't know why old Stumpy was picked to go uphill."

Later, Stumpy was struggling to climb up a rock towards the force field. "Sure is a hard climb." He remarked. "You doing well back there, Fern?"

But in actuality, Fern was laying on the ground. "Look, Cutsy, that cloud looks like a cloud." The cloud that Fern was looking at did in fact say 'Cloud.' "And look, that cloud looks like a 'I'm still alive. Signed Melsack! I'll get you blunder and your little humids too."

Stumpy looked up. "Ah, someone's not good at writing in the cloud. Come on Fern. Get a move on!"

Later, they made it to the top, both relieved that they finally made it, especially Stumpy. "Come on Fern! Let's shut down the generator with no one the wiser!" He then stepped on one of the underground cameras and panicked. "Oh dear frog!" There was a siren blaring before Stumpy and Fern pulled out their respective weapons and got in a back-to-back position.

"Got your back!" Fern assured the chef.

Then, behind the two, came a giant robot ready to attack them with two electrical sticks sticking from their back.

Meanwhile with Sprig and Ivy, the two were checking on the clock to make sure those robots didn't come back from their break.

"Hmm, think they got the shield down?" Ivy asked.

"Let's check." Sprig then walked towards the laser cannon and touched it. But it electrocuted him as he was shot backwards, covered in burns. "Ouch!"

"Huh, shield's still up." Ivy remarked.

"I should have mentioned this before, but I got a tool." Sprig then pulled out Dipper's sonic tool from his pocket.

"Wait, is that one of Dipper's tech?"

"Yup."

"Do you want to be electrocuted?"

"Frobo hacked into the defence mechanism and boom, no electric shock." Sprig then approached the shield and used the device to start scanning it. "Okay, let's hope this work."

"Vocal patterns unrecognised. Commence defence mechanism."

"Uh oh." Sprig said before being electrocuted and being shot backwards. "Double ouch."

"Huh, I guess Dipper's a lot smarter than he looks." Ivy remarked. "Well, we can't expect Fern and Stumpy to work together as well as we do."

"Good call!" Sprig said. "Let's give them extra time."

"You wanna work on our couple's dance routine?" Ivy asked.

"Which one?"

And so, Sprig and Ivy started their couple's dance routine. They both started doing the twist, the Brooklyn shuffle and the Macarena.

Later, they were laying on the ground, exhausted after dancing to those Earth dances so perfectly.

"Nailed it!" Ivy exclaimed.

Sprig stood up, panted and pulled the clock out. "Okay, only two minutes left. Let's try this one more time." Sprig walked up to the laser cannon and touched it, causing him to launch backwards again. "It hurts so much." Sprig groaned in pain just as Ivy helped him up.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Ivy asked.

"Try the shield again?"

"No."

"Try the sonic tool again?"

"Not that either." Ivy said. "Stumpy and Fern are in trouble. Come on!"

Wartwood's 'cutest' couple began to jump towards the shield generator where they see Stumpy and Fern were knocked out.

"Fern! Stumpy!" Sprig yelled before he and Ivy jumped from the tree. "What happened?"

Then, Ivy felt the ground rumbling. "Sprig, I think it might be a…"

"Ambush!" Stumpy yelled before the giant robot grabbed him from underground with one of its pinchers.

They then, jumped towards Fern who got up. "Yeah, like what he said." Then, she got up and got grabbed by one of the pinchers from underground.

From underground came a giant robot that looked like a ginormous crab that had Stumpy and Fern in its pinchers.

"This wasn't in the missions briefing!" Stumpy cried.

"Holy craaaaaab!" Fern screamed. "I just realised Pacifica would look good with short hair! But also, holy crab, I'm gonna die!"

The crab then threw them towards Sprig and Ivy. "Alright then, charge!" Sprig yelled as he took Ivy's hand.

Stumpy placed a swinging mace on his arm while Fern picked up a ginormous pair of scissors. But when they got close, the robot swiped them, causing them to be knocked to the ground.

"Only one minute left and this mission is a bust!" Fern screamed as she stared at the watch.

"We're done for!" Stumpy screamed.

The robot then tried to swipe them, but luckily they avoided it. It was at this point, Ivy noticed something on the giant robot, a power source. "Look, that's where the generator is getting its power!" Ivy yelled. "Fern if I keep that thing busy, can you clip those wires and shut it down?"

"Gladly." Fern said as she pulled her scissors out and spun them.

"Sprig, take Stumpy to the cannon. Me and Fern will get the shield down!" Ivy commanded.

"Right! Let's go, Stumpy! And Ivy…." Tears were falling from Sprig's eyes. "….I'll miss you so much!"

Ivy as well was crying. "I'll count every second till we're back together!"

Stumpy picked up Sprig and groaned just as he tried reaching out for Ivy. "Oh for Pete's sake! We're going!" Stumpy began running with Sprig under his arms.

"No! Ivy! I miss you already!" Sprig cried.

"I think that guy likes you." Fern said. "And I think you like him."

And so Ivy began to distract the generator robot by pulling silly faces, slapping her cheeks and using a certain finger gesture Sasha taught her.

Then, Ivy jumped on the robot and opened the power generator to reveal a lot of wires. "Looks like you're due for a cut." And so Fern began cutting the wires.

Meanwhile, Sprig on a charging Stumpy's back, broke through the metal fence while Sprig blinded the underground camera bots by using his slingshot filled with green stuff.

"Alright, let's see if these shields are down." Stumpy put on his spatula hand as he tried to touch it.

"I wouldn't recommend it!" Sprig yelled. "Not even the sonic tool." It was then, Stumpy was touching the electric shield with his spatula like it was nothing. Leading Sprig to realise that his spatula was made of gone which doesn't conduct electricity. "Ohhhh, so that's why Sasha picked the teams? Ooooooh, I kind of doomed us."

Back with the girls, Fern had managed to cut the wires, tying them into a neat little bow that impressed the hairdresser. "Dang. I am good!"

By the laser cannon, the shield powered down. "They've done it!" Stumpy exclaimed. The chef tore the fuse box open. "Alright, five oughta do it." Stumpy then began to place the boomshrooms just as the robots were flying to begin their shift.

"Stumpy, speed up!" Sprig panicked.

"We're too late!" Stumpy exclaimed.

"Not on my watch." Sprig said. "Do your thing!"

While Stumpy was placing the boomshrooms, Sprig began to use his slingshot to shoot mud into the robots visions, causing them to fly about and to crash.

"Done it!" Stumpy declared before grabbing Sprig and running to avoid the explosion. They got to a far distant just as the laser cannon exploded.

At the cliff, Sasha, Percy and Braddock saw the explosions and smiled. Percy and Braddock gave each other a hug while Sasha pumped her fist. "Yes!" Then Sasha began to do her cheer dance while Braddock and Percy shot their arms out like they were presenting her.

Later, the team had returned to the spot where they got off just as Sasha arrived with Percy and Braddock.

"Nick work, guys!" Sasha said. "The mission was a success."

"Actually Sasha…"

"You and Ivy couldn't spend five minutes away from each other so you ignored my orders and almost screwed the entire mission?! And you stole from Dipper?!" Sasha interjected.

"That is surprisingly accurate." Sprig remarked.

"It happened with Darryl and Canne." Braddock said. "They couldn't spend five minutes apart from each other because they thought they were so better that they ended up jeopardising an entire mission that caused Percy to break his leg!"

"Yeah, good thing Grime split them apart." Percy said.

"I separated you two because I needed two of our best commandos protecting our best specialists, so they could do their jobs!" Sasha exclaimed.

"Ooooooohhhhh." Sprig and Ivy said with realisation.

"I see." Sprig said.

"Makes sense." Ivy agreed.

"That was dumb." Braddock said.

"You're dumb." Percy said. "Was that harsh? Sorry."

"But, you still got the mission done." Sasha said. "So I am sort of furious!"

"Hey Sprig, I like where our relationship is heading, but…."

"Maybe we shouldn't let it dictate our lives and decisions?" Sprig interjected.

"Yeah, just that." Ivy said.

"Wait, you guys are dating?" Fern asked.

"Well, I'm glad you two learnt your lessons and we ain't dead." Stumpy said.

"And I shouldn't probably steal stuff I don't understand." Sprig said.

"Yeah."

Then, a dressed blue frog in a fancy suit, fancy top hat and a fancy monocle arrived on a wagon with a bunch of supplies in the back being dragged by a giant dung beetle. "Cheerio good frogs! The Ribbiton estate is here to pledge its full support to the rebellion."

"Thanks Wigbert. Your supplies are going to help make a difference." Sasha said.

It was at this moment, Ivy began to realise something about the frog. Something very familiar. "Hey guys, is it just me or does this guy look like Wally?"

"I'll tell ya later." Sprig said. "It's a great story."