It's funny, but I have a bunch of stripteases coming up in another dxd story, but those were semi-serious. These are much more amusing. I read through the past few chapters again and laughed a fair bit. Hope it is still fun to read. The actual core of the strip in this chapter was taken from another movie which I found hilarious. For fans of Serafall who were hoping for a more classical strip-show… but wait, there's more… in another castle, I mean, another story.
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Side note, since this chapter is so short, it won't be my only update for the month.
SSJ3 Kyuubi Gohan.
Previously:
Three flashbacks in, it is time for some story progression. Yes, there is a story, if you squint. The group will learn about categories further and see why idols bring in the money. That's right, Coriana, Rias, Ravel, Xenovia and now… Serafall steps onto the stage. Remember, when you are an idol, everywhere is a stage.
Disclaimer – I don't own anything from the High School DxD anime/manga/light novel. All I own are my original characters and plot twists.
'Talking'
"Thinking"
'Ddraig talking and Sacred Gear sounds'
"Ddraig thinking"
*expression*
"Pailingual and telepathy"
Flashback
Chapter 5 – Final Girls
'Red Dragon! Red Dragon! Do you have anything to say about rumours that you might bypass the mid-class level and be pushed immediately to high-class?' Asked an eager reporter, as the DxD crew sat along a table.
'Why not? Is anyone else even keeping track of things right now? I should have been high-class like three novels ago.' Said Issei, getting the reporter to nod.
'Of course. It would make the most sense now with you needing to create a peerage sooner rather than later.' Added the reporter.
'Switch Princess, what do you think of your piece's battle today?' Asked another reporter.
'Of course I am happy. I won.' Said Rias calmly.
'And in the manner it was done, do you have any comment?' Continued the reporter.
'No.' Said Rias.
'She already made her comment a few chapters ago, can we move on now? I need to get home soon to move things along.' Interjected Issei.
'My apologies, just one last question, do you have any words for your opponents?' Asked another reporter.
'It was the most unique experience I've ever had in combat, and I would love to do it again.' Said Issei, before standing up.
'Time to head home.' Said Issei, before walking away from the table, as the photographers snapped a few pictures of him.
'Very well done, Issei. You seemed both proud and respectful, a rare trait for a devil to master.' Said Ravel, as she fell into step with Issei.
'I learned from the best after all.' Said Issei.
'Lady Gremory?' Asked Ravel curiously.
'Of course not, I meant you. You are the greatest manager in the world, high up in the air.' Said Issei, before picking Ravel up and lifting her into the air.
'I'm not a little kid!' Protested Ravel, trying to remain somewhat dignified, with her notepad and pen in hand.
'Of course not, you are one sexy bird, in more ways than one, but this is the best I can do for now, this is a different oppai loli's chapter.' Said Issei.
'I'm not an oppai loli… am I?' Asked Ravel, tilting her head to the side.
'You are a specific subset, you are a high-class Tsundere Oppai Loli, one of a kind.' Praised Issei, causing Ravel to puff her chest out with pride.
'Whoa, keep those things to yourself, I can't get distracted right now, I've got a lot more to get through before I can start having repeat shows.' Said Issei, as he lowered Ravel.
'Of course, I have the schedule here, it seems we have a couple more to get through first.' Confirmed Ravel.
'Well let's get going then, we need to find Sairaorg first.' Said Issei, before the pair searched for the man in question.
'That was quite a short interview. I was expecting a bit more showmanship.' Said Sairaorg.
'I don't need showmanship; I am just here to enjoy the show, the ship comes later. Just wait until I set the scene for the next one.' Said Issei.
'Well, Issei, it seems we are ahead of schedule, but we should be able to organise for you to be raised to the rank of a high-class devil right after your mid-class devil promotion test. Of course, it will require something big enough to destroy the world to happen, but I'm sure something will come up.' Said Sirzechs.
'Bandersnatch and Jabberwocky?' Questioned Issei.
'Reading fairy tales?' Asked Sirzechs.
'What fairy tale? Asked Issei.
'The only fairy tale you need to read is Serafall's Adventures in Devil-land.' Cheered Serafall, as she bounced into the room.
'Oh, just the transition I needed. Coriana, Sairaorg, this is the next flashback, the true Oppai Loli.' Said Issei.
'Here I thought I was special.' Pouted Ravel.
'This is the super energetic Oppai Loli though, not the high class Tsundere one. Anyway, let's go back to the Kuoh so I can set the scene properly.' Said Issei.
'Oh, can I narrate this one?' Asked Serafall.
'Sure, take it away.' Said Issei.
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It was a dark time for everyone's favourite Miracle Levia-Tan. Our heroine's poor sister's territory had been attacked! It was time for the devils to destroy all the angels in retribution. We needed to send a message. There would be no forgiveness.
'Can we just declare peace already?' Requested the old beaten down leader of the fallen angels.
'Isn't that why we are here? I'm sure you all want the same.' Continued Azazel.
"No! How can I massacre those who threatened my poor Sona if we declare peace?" Thought Serafall.
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'Um? I think you are missing the point of this retelling.' Interjected Issei, breaking Serafall out of her recollection.
'What do you mean? My dear Sona is the most important part of the story!' Said Serafall.
'I mean, the point is to explain about the stripping. I'm sure there are already plenty of people who've heard, seen, read, and written about you, and your dear Sona, but not about you stripping.' Said Issei.
'Yet.' Said Serafall.
'Can you… see the future?' Asked Issei shakily.
'Yes, and your future, is death. Oh wait, wrong show *cough* so I'll skip ahead then.' Said Serafall.
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'I would be very curious to see of this power that supposedly almost eviscerated Kokabiel. Vali tells me it was quite the attack, and if he didn't interfere, Kokabiel would have been killed.' Said Azazel.
'I agree, we can no longer sit by, otherwise my dear sister's poor bishop will continue to be manipulated. It is best we finish this as soon as possible.' Added Sirzechs.
'I see, I have been called upon by those above my rank, but in order to combat such a large number of enemies, it will require something special.' Said Issei thoughtfully, before a new person appeared in the room.
'Chaos and destruction!' Said a busty, bespectacled brunette devil, before raising a staff and blowing up the room.
'I guess we needed a change of scenery.' Said Issei, from within a protective dome of energy, containing all the members of the three factions.
'That is Katerea Leviathan, a descendant of the original Leviathan, this may be too much for you, Issei.' Said Sirzechs.
"The poor misguided Kouhai Katerea Leviathan, has launched an attack on us! If only she knew of the greatness of Sona, she would stop this nonsense immediately." Thought Serafall.
'It doesn't matter who my opponent is, I will only need a correspondingly strong power up. If my opponent is a Leviathan, then I only need a power up from another Leviathan!' Declared Issei, with a clenched fist.
'I see, in that case, it seems we require your assistance Serafall.' Said Sirzechs.
'Of course! I will bring the wrath of justice down on these evil doers who dare threaten my little sister's territory.' Said Serafall.
'Actually *cough* I think you will serve the role of a power-up in this case.' Said Sirzechs.
'Eh? Power up? I am the hero though!' Said Serafall.
'You are more than a power up, I am sure you serve as an integral support character. Sometimes the hero needs to act as a support character to build up the supporting cast.' Said Azazel.
'Oh, such wise words, I see your age has served you well.' Said Serafall.
'If I can interject though, a business suit does not suit you, surely to combat this collection of magical girls and Leviathan's you must become a magical girl Leviathan!' Said Issei.
'Such wisdom in one so young! Of course, leave it to me!' Said Serafall.
Serafall then created a magical circle under her feet which rose up, changing her attire as it went, until she was garbed in a pink magical girl uniform.
'How insulting, that's how you plan to face me?' Spat Katerea.
'Quiet down in the audience! This isn't your time to monologue!' Said Issei.
'I got this! I so got this!' Said Serafall, before stepping away from the group.
Music started to blare out of a pair of magic circles, causing Serafall to start swaying.
Serafall started to move around in a very energetic manner, using her teeth to pull off her gloves. Next, Serafall took off her hat and twirled it a few times, before throwing it into the air, accidentally knocking out a magician caught unaware. Serafall then undid the bow on her collar and opened her top, revealing a bra of the same colour underneath, before fluffing the top around as she leaned forward, before pulling it off and throwing it to the side.
'So… much… energy!' Gasped Issei, seeing the gusto Serafall was putting into the show.
As Issei watched, a red aura started to emanate from his form as the Boosted Gear appeared.
'Another one? Already?' Questioned Ddraig.
'If you are being woken up, you know what it is for!' Said Issei.
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"Now I have all of the attention, even my dear Sona is watching me!" Thought Serafall, dropping down to the floor and taking her boots off with a quick flourish and kick, accidentally knocking out two other magicians.
Serafall then stood up and noticed the flow of energy coming from her and the Red Dragon.
"Oh, this is Miracle Levia-Tan's chance to help others, of course!" Thought Serafall.
'Oh Red Dragon, are you ready to receive a world-shattering power boost?' Asked Serafall, causing Issei's nostrils to flare.
'Yes!' Said Issei, the beginnings of scales beginning to cover him.
'I'm confused, aren't strip shows supposed to be slower?' Asked Vali.
'Classically, yes, but it seems this is a unique take.' Said Azazel, only for a loud growl to emerge.
'Quiet down while a beautiful lady is undressing, have you no respect!' Growled Issei, his helmet visor clicking into place as the rest of his armour started to form from the legs up.
'Thank you very much for your attention, please watch closely now.' Said Serafall, before lifting her top up and revealing her disproportionately large bust.
'And now the finish.' Said Serafall, unclipping her skirt and letting it drop, revealing no underwear beneath, the stripped socks being the last thing left on her.
'Enough of this nonsense.' Said Katerea, materialising a black snack from a magic circle, which empowered her.
'Nonsense?' Whispered Issei.
'Nonsense!' Repeat Issei louder.
'How dare you? We have just witnessed a unique high energy strip and you mock it!' Said Issei, clenching his fists as multiple balls of purple and red energy formed in the air around him which fused into a semicircular disc of energy.
'Surprisingly spirited Satan Strip Slicer.' Said Issei, as the disc of energy stretched the length of the school grounds before expanding outwards, eviscerating all of the magicians, before shooting towards Katerea and decapitating her, only for the disc to return and slice through her length wise, before exploding, causing a rain of sparkling confetti to rain down across the field, Katerea's body vanished without a trace.
'Wow, that was so impressive!' Cheered Serafall with a fist pump.
'I think you can get dressed now, Serafall, the threat has been neutralised.' Said Sirzechs.
'Right.' Said Serafall, as a magic circle covered her again and she was back in her business suit, her magical girl attire removed from the scene.
'I see, that is quite a ferocious ability, and as I understand, not entirely restricted to devils, is that correct?' Asked Michael.
'Of course not, a being of true culture does not see species or race. Anyone can perform a glorious show that elevates my power to unseen levels. One of your own former exorcists did just that and was what led to Kokabiel's demise.' Said Issei.
'Oh, I didn't know of that. Vali never mentioned who had provided the boost in your battle against Kokabiel. Most impressive.' Said Azazel, giving Xenovia a nod of acknowledgment.
'But I am the best so far, right?' Added Serafall.
'Definitely. I never imagined such vigour in a strip show, I was moved by the energy in the show, everything defying the laws of time and physics, it was truly an enthralling performance.' Complimented Issei.
'So, with that said, peace now? I can't wait to see what other races can power up this generations Red Dragon.' Said Azazel.
'Oh yes, I agree, peace is best.' Said Sirzechs.
'I would prefer peace as well; I must look into the Sacred Gear system it seems.' Said Michael.
'I agree too, I have so many ideas for a spin-off show now for adults.' Said Serafall.
'I don't mind peace either, it will be interesting to see how strong my rival can become. I can always defect later.' Added Vali, whispering the last part.
'What was that Vali?' Asked Azazel.
'Oh nothing, just agreeing to peace for now.' Said Vali coolly
'I also agree, I have much more to see and if war was to get in the way of a show, I will need to end all wars immediately.' Concurred Issei.
'Then it is decided, let there be peace among us.' Said Sirzechs.
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'So that is how peace was achieved between the Three Factions. Such a riveting tale.' Said Sairaorg.
'So have I overthrown one of the Satan's with my performance now?' Asked Coriana.
'Again, different categories. Serafall brought energy, and also, comedy, into a sensual act, not everyone can pull that off. It has the most unique category points of any strip-show I've seen.' Said Issei, causing Serafall to puff out her chest, while Ravel huffed.
'So who has been the best overall?' Asked Coriana.
'Hard to say, I haven't seen them all yet. It would take a lot to be a clear breakout performance, as some have crossed species and planes of existence, it is too difficult to compare.' Said Issei.
'Well then, should we head back to Kuoh now?' Asked Ravel.
'Of course, nothing else to do here now.' Said Issei.
I'm actually not sure who will be next on RDEOS. Volume five includes both Sona vs Rias and also Kuroka vs Koneko. Considering the lack of a role Issei plays here combat-wise, it makes it difficult to justify him sweeping a battle. Really, the next most appropriate would-be Irina in light novel timing or Rossweisse in anime timing. If I were to keep pushing the story forward without flashbacks for now, next would be Ophis, Jeanne or Grayfia, so I am a bit undecided right now. Happy for any input and hope you enjoyed the chapter.
SSJ3 Kyuubi Gohan.