(Or "Ip Moose")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE DISCOVERED A DEADLY ASSASSIN ABOUT TO KILL THE EMPEROR!"
"We gotta get outta here, Rocky!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, picking up the little squirrel.
"No, wait!" Rocky replied. "We have to save the emperor.."
"FU-REN LONG SHOWED UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MOOSE AND SQUIRREL, BARING ANOTHER, LONGER SWORD DIRECTLY AT THEIR FACES!"
"WOAH, WATCH IT LADY!" Rocky exclaimed, right as she sliced a single hair from his furry head. "Hey, Bullwinkle I have an idea but you have to follow me—"
"Ok—" Bullwinkle shivered.
"ROCKY LEAPT INTO THE AIR, AND USING HIS FLYING SQUIRREL SPEED, PROCEEDED TO RAPIDLY KICK THE WOMAN IN THE FACE."
"—I will END YOU!" Fu-Ren briefly exclaimed, bringing down her sword once again.
"LONG STOOD ON HER HEAD AND SPUN AROUND, KICKING BULLWINKLE RIGHT IN THE FACE. BULLWINKLE RETALIATED WITH A POWERFUL UPPER-CUT TO HER FACE THAT WEDGED HER INTO THE CEILING—BUT SHE QUICKLY GOT FREE. AS SOON AS ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD GOTTEN THE ATTENTION OF LONG AWAY FROM THE EMPEROR, THEY LED HER INTO THE IMPERIAL KITCHEN AND HID BEHIND A HUGE TABLE."
"Hey Fu!" Rocky exclaimed, then lobbed a full bag of rice at the woman. "—RICE TO MEET YA!"
"BUT THE WOMAN IMMEDIATELY SLICED THE BAG IN HALF, EVERY GRAIN OF RICE SPILLED ONTO THE FLOOR."
"Oh…Jackie Chan never had these problems…" Rocky grumbled briefly.
"No Rocky, ya gotta use something with a bit more…weight…" Bullwinkle replied, picking up an enormous wok. "OVER HERE LADY! TIME TO WOK THE DOG!!"
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK FOR "Crouching Moose, Flying Squirrel" OR "Wok this way!"!"