(Or "Wok this way!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, IN AN ATTEMPT TO DISTRACT AN ASSASSIN FROM KILLING KUBLAI KHAN, MADE HER GO AFTER THEM INSTEAD!"

"—TIME TO WOK THE DOG, LADY!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, brandishing an enormous wok.

(BLAM!)*

"BUT STRANGELY ENOUGH, AFTER THAT EPIC BLOW TO THE HEAD, FU REN WAS STILL COMPLETELY CONSCIOUS."

"Well, we're screwed." Bullwinkle replied, then ran like heck as Long proceeded to fling a barrage of smaller swords at he and Rocky.

"Not yet!" Rocky picked up Bullwinkle and proceeded to fly out a window, struggling to hold the heavy moose.

"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE CONTINUED TO RUN FROM THE ASSASSIN, EVENTUALLY LEAPING OVER THE WALLS OF THE IMPERIAL PALACE AND INTO A DENSE, BAMBOO FOREST."

"Great thinkin', Rock!" Bullwinkle smiled, panting from exhaustion along with the squirrel. "She'll…huff…NEVER find us here!"

"BULLWINKLE WAS VERY MUCH INCORRECT—LONG PROCEEDED TO CHOP DOWN A LARGE AMOUNT OF BAMBOO WITH HER SWORD WITH MERELY ONE SWIPE!"

"Okay, NOW we're screwed!" Bullwinkle shouted once again.

"ROCKY HAD AN IDEA—HE QUICKLY PICKED UP A PIECE OF BAMBOO, AND JUST BEFORE LONG COULD BRING DOWN HER SWORD, ROCKY WAS ABLE TO BLOCK IT."

"…hmhuh?" Long pondered, proceeding to bring down her sword once more in an attempt to cut either the moose or the squirrel.

"I have another idea, Bullwinkle!" Rocky called to the moose. "You start makin' a cage from all this bamboo, I'll keep fightin' her!"

"ROCKY FLIPPED INTO THE AIR, SLAPPED THE WOMAN ON THE FACE MULTIPLE TIMES, AND SHOVED HER TO THE GROUND. LONG UTILIZED HER HANDS TO PUSH HERSELF BACK UP, AND TRIED TO GET ROCKY, BUT THE LITTLE, FLYING SQUIRREL WAS JUST WAY TOO QUICK FOR HER."

"Bullwinkle!" Rocky exclaimed. "I'm gonna need you to make a HUGE cage to ensnare the dragon lady!"

"Word up." Bullwinkle replied to Rocky, gathering a ton of bamboo stalks and leaves.

"IMMEDIATELY, BULLWINKLE GOT TO WORKING ON AN ENORMOUS BAMBOO CAGE TO IMPRISON THE DEADLY WOMAN. HE CREATED IT IN NO TIME AT ALL, JUST AS THE LADY SHOVED A MASSIVE PANDA OUT OF HER WAY."

"RUN FOR IT BULLWINKLE!" Rocky hollered as the woman was now incredibly angered, holding her sword high above her head.

"THE WOMAN CHASED ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE ONCE AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME OUR TWO HEROES MIGHT BE OUT OF LUCK..."

"HOKEY SMOKES!" Rocky yelped, grabbing Bullwinkle and the cage before he could fall over.

"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD BEEN CHASED ALL THE WAY TO THE EDGE OF A MOUNTAIN--BELOW IT WAS A STRANGE FOG COATING WHATEVER DANGER LIED AT THE FOOT OF THE THE MOUNTAIN. MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Moose-tang Clan," OR "Enter the Draggin'"!"