"I can feel the happiness bubbling up!" Spongebob said to the Sith Lord, the Inquisitors, the Purge Troopers, Sandy, Squidward, Plankton, and Patrick when they returned to the pineapple.
"Oh, I think I might even remember where I put the formula!" He said.
"Well?" Said Plankton.
"Well, It could be..." Spongebob tried to remember.
"Yes?" Plankton said.
"Maybe It's...umm..."
"Spit it out you square-brained twit!" Plankton snapped. He quickly calmed down."I mean, friend."
Spongebob struggled to remember."I don't remember where it is yet." He admitted."Oh, maybe I really am a weenie. Mr. Krabs is going to fire me twice!"
"Don't worry, Spongebob." Said Sandy."We'll make you so happy, you'll remember the alamo."
Patrick nodded."I smell jelly!"
"Uh." Was all Squidward said.
"You guys are the best friends a depressed sponge could ever have. Including you guys." Spongebob said to Vader and the Imperials, grateful that they helped him fight the robots.
"Let's make me happy!" Spongebob yelled, smiling.
After that, they continued to try and get Spongebob happier. They went through more memories and fought more robots, including a giant robot Squidward.
After they had fought some robots in a dark trench, they returned to the pineapple.
"This is taking too long." Said Sixth Brother, Impatient to find the Jedi.
"We're bound to find them soon." Tenth Brother said to him.
Spongebob went over to Sandy.
"Well, Spongebob, do you remember where the formula is yet?" Sandy asked.
"Not yet, Sandy, but I'm pretty sure it's somewhere I go all the time and a place I love to be."
Sandy came up with a memory that could make him happy."Remember when we practiced karate all day?"
"Do I ever!" Spongebob smiled.
"Evacuation protocol! Now!" Ferren Barr said to his disciples.
"Evacuation?" Said Verla."What is it, Master Barr? What's happening?"
"It's Palpatine's band of Jedi hunters, Verla. The Inquisitors, with Darth Vader at their head. I can sense them. They are here in this memory." He told her.
Barr went over to his R1 astromech."Endee, my files. Create a backup datacard for me and don't delay." He said.
The astromech beeped as the disciples grabbed their stuff.
"This is everything? My entire archive?" He asked when he got the datacard.
"Bleep."
"Good. Once we're gone, activate your self-destruct. I want everything in this cave burned clean."
Barr looked at his disciples, who were ready to leave.
"Where will we go, Master Barr?" Nipaltoo, a male alien with a bald head, asked him.
"We'll go far away somewhere we'll be able to meditate to leave the mind of the sponge, Nipaltoo." Barr told him.
"But the Empire could take over this planet." Said Orvek."Won't we do anything to help?"
"We've done what we came here to do, Orvek." Barr said."And if we're going to do it again, on as many other planets as we can, we need to leave right now. If it is not already too late."
They left the cave...only to see Vader and his Inquisitors and the yellow sponge that they had gone into his mind.
"Oh, no." Said Stell, a male human."Run!"
"Stell, no!" Yelled Nipaltoo, firing a blaster at them."We need to shoot them! If we can kill them, this will all be over!"
Vader used his lightsaber to deflect all the laser bolts from his blaster pistol. He quickly Force choked him to death.
Flashback.
Nipaltoo watched his mother cry as two men took his sister, Palabee, away from their home. The two had been called Jedi.
"Where are they taking Palabee, mother?" Nipaltoo asked.
"Oh, Nipaltoo..." His mother said."They are taking your sister very far away. To a new, better life. She's going to be a Jedi."
"Our loyal clone troopers contained the insurrection within the Jedi temple and quelled uprisings on a thousand worlds." Palpatine said on the holonet."The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated!"
"No..." Nipaltoo, now older, said."Palapee...It's not true. It can't be."
Nipaltoo had met a male Iktotchi in a bar. An Iktotchi named Ferren Barr who said he was a Jedi.
"You will find justice for your sister's murder, Nipaltoo. I swear it on the the Force." Barr said.
"But how, Master Barr?" Nipaltoo askes.
Barr waved his hand in front of him, using Jedi mind tricks.
"Follow me."
Present.
"Master Barr!" Yelled Daren as they ran away."What should we do?"
"We can't fight them now. They're more powerful than us. We just need to keep running." Barr said to him.
Orvek ran away from the disciples and ran over to the Imperials.
"Orvek!" Yelled Verla."What are you doing?"
"They're getting close to us, Verla! We have to slow them down! I'm gonna do that! I'll give you all a chance to escape. Maybe even hide. Besides, any day I get to Imperials is a good d-"
One of the Purge Troopers shot him to death.
Flashback.
The Empire had come to Orvek's planet and they had taken down his people's homes.
"Why are you doing this?" An old man asked one of the Stormtroopers.
"This has been explained." Said a clone trooper who was now a Stormtrooper."The Empire requires this location for a relay facility. It is ideally situated. You will all be compensated for the inconvenience."
"Inconvenience?" The old man said."These are the only homes we've ever known. Where are we supposed to go?"
The Stormtroopers raised their blasters and aimed at them."Somewhere else."
"We will bring down the Empire together, Orvek." Barr said to him in a bar."The Force has shown me the path. All you need to do..." He waved his hand in front of him.
"Is follow you." Orvek said.
Present.
Barr and his disciples kept running. They ran far away from the Imperials.
Rebb stopped running."Go! I can ambush them here. Take some of them down."
Stell looked at her."If you're staying, Rebb, so am I."
Barr nodded."Your bravery will be remembered. May the Force be with you both." He said before he, Verla, and Daren ran away.
Rebb and Stell aimed their blasters, waiting to see the Imperials.
"Nothing else matters, eh, Stell?" She asked.
"Nothing." Said Stell.
Flashback.
Stell and Rebb watched the Empire take over their world.
"This is wrong, Stell." Said Rebb."We need to do something."
"And what do you suppose that would be, Rebb?" Stell asked her, looking at the Stormtroopers."Just look at them!"
"I don't know but we need to find it. I will not raise our children in a Galaxy controlled by that. Nothing else matters. Don't you see that?"
"I do." Stell nodded."Nothing else matters."
Stell watched Rebb leave the room.
"Nothing but you." He whispered.
"I will give you purpose." Barr said to them."Both of you will see."
Rebb nodded."Yes, Master Jedi. We know. We will follow you."
Present.
Spongebob was horrified by how they killed the alien with a bald head and the humans.
"You...you killed them." Spongebob said as they walked.
"They don't matter." Said Sixth Brother.
"I need to get to the dojo to do Karate with Sandy so I can get happy." Spongebob said before he left them.
"If he dies, we all die." Vader thought, thinking a robot could kill him on the way to the dojo.
"Inquisitors, I will help the Sponge. Continue on. Destroy the Jedi."
"Don't worry, Vader. We'll get him." Ninth Sister said.
"See that you do." Vader said.
"Just keep moving, both of you." Barr said as they ran."If we can find get farther away from them, we can use the Force to leave the mind of the sponge."
They stopped running when they got to a cliff.
"No." Barr said.
A red lightsaber then cut Daren in half.
Flashback.
The Separatist had invaded Daren's home planet.
Two B2 Battle Droid aimed their blaster wrists at Daren."Prepare to die, Republic scum!" One of them said.
Daren raised his hands, afraid."No! I'm not...please don't kill me!"
A blue lightsaber cut the two B2s, destroying them.
"You all right?" Said the man holding the lightsaber."Close one there. What's your name?"
"Uh...yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'm Daren."
"I'm Anakin. Find somewhere to hide." Anakin told him."It's not safe out here." He said before he left.
"A Jedi saved my life once. If I can help, in any way, I'd like to try." Daren said to Barr.
"Oh, you will, my friend." Barr said."I can see it."
Present.
Sixth Brother had killed Daren.
Verla raised her blade."I'm ready, Master. We can some take some of them with us."
"No, Verla." Barr lowered her blade down, to her surprise."I have another Idea."
Farr threw his lightsaber to the ground."I know who you are. Prosset Dibs, Bil Valen, and Masani Tide. Jedi, one and all."
"So what?" Said Ninth Sister."We know you too. You were a Padawan. Still are, I guess. No Jedi council left to raise you up. Ferren Barr. That's you. Little baby Ferren Barr. Those names you said? Those names are dead. I'm Ninth Sister. This is Sixth Brother, and the one with no eyes, Tenth Brother. That's all."
"Oh?" Said Barr."The past does not die. I study the past, you see. It's all I've done since I went into hiding after the purge. I tracked down every bit of information about how Palpatine tricked the Galaxy. For instance, the role of the clones."
Barr used the Force to take off all the helmets of the Purge Troopers, showing the faces of the clones from the Clone Wars.
"As I thought. Young. From the very last production line. Which means they were brought online after the purge, as an expendable squad for the Inquisitorius."
"Yeah, you've got it all figured out." Said Sixth Brother."You're still going to die. None of that matters."
"Oh, but I say it does. The past matters. History matters. Truth matters. Once a Jedi, always a Jedi."
He mimicked his voice to Palpatine's
"Execute Order 66."
