Hey, everyone! I'm back with another chapter of Ben 10 meets DC Superhero Girls! Lets begin!
I DON"T ANYONE IN THIS SERIES!*
It was another day in Metropolis, as Ben 10 as Ultimate Humungousaur, Khanivore, Rook, and the Superhero Girls were fighting an alien starfish name Starro.
Ultimate Humungousaur: [firing rockets from his hand at Starro]
Starro: [roars in pain]
Khanivore (Sonnie): Impressive powers. I can use those powers with mine DNA.
Ultimate Humungousaur: Maybe later. But first we take this sea food down! [to others] Now, guys!
Soon, they all grabbed all five of his arms, with Batgirl and Rook using rope, Supergirl and Ultimate Humungousaur using their strength, Green Lantern creating a pair of shackles, Zatanna using her magic, and Wonder Woman using her lasso.
Khanivore (Sonnie): [slashing at Starro] [grunting]
Starro: [roars in pain]
Ultimate Humungousaur: Whoa, easy there, girl. We have him in tight grips.
Khanivore (Sonnie): [growls] [walks off]
Wonder Woman: The days of terrorizing this planet with your evil schemes are over, Starro. After a long and perilous quest, Bumblebee had located the Hatorei crystals! Once these crystals are joined, we shall have the power to send you back to the dimension from whence-
That's when Batgirl's phone started ringing!
Batgirl: Oops. Hang on. Sorry, gotta take this.
Khanivore (Sonnie): Can't it fucking wait?! We're in the middle of something!
Batgirl: Sorry! It'll be really quick!
Khanivore (Sonnie): [growls]
Batgirl: [answers phone] [walks away] Hello? Nah, I can totally talk now. Harleen. It's been for-evs!
[muffled speaking on phone]
Batgirl: Guess where you are? Hmm... I don't know, Gotham Zoo? Gotham Comics. No, Gotham Zoo.
[grunting]
Batgirl: [gasp] You're in Metropolis? [gasp] You moved here? [gasp] You'll see me in school tomorrow? [gasp] I've never gasped so much in my life. Oh, Harls, this is the best news since ever. I can't wait to see you.
[all groaning]
Batgirl: Hooray, you beat Starro.
Bumblebee: No. Starro beat us.
Green Lantern: Over and over again.
Wonder Woman: We only just manage to send him to another dimension.
Zatanna: I hope that other dimension's okay.
Supergirl: Bottom line, we lost.
Khanivore (Sonnie): [grabs her by a leg with tentacle] [furious] You got some fucking nerve to talk on a phone then helping your friends! What sick mind does that mean you stop fighting?!
Batgirl: Sorry, but that was Harleen. And she's moving to Metropolis!
Rook: That sounds amazing, Batgirl.
Batgirl: Yeah, and you can't leave your closes friends behind.
Khanivore (Sonnie): [snarling] [drops her] Would you all excuse me for a second? [walks off]
As she did, she crushed, smashed, and slashed everything in her way in anger.
Ben 10: Maybe keep your distance from her for a while, Batgirl.
[distant explosion]
Supergirl: Maybe a few hours.
Batgirl: Oops. [nervous chuckle]
The next day at school, Selina Kyle appeared to be hanging out with Carol Ferris, Leslie Willis, Doris Zeul, and Pam Isley. That's when Doris got the idea of tripping Garth, making him fall and drop his food.
[all laughing maliciously]
Diana: Hmm.
Ben: What's wrong D?
Diana: It appears Selina Kyle has acquired some new friends.
Harleen: Did somebody say "New friend"?
Diana: No. I, said, "New friends." Plural.
Babs: Yay! Leeny-Beanie.
Harleen:Babsy-Wabsy!
[hugging each other]
Ben: Hey Harls!
Rook: Greetings, old friend.
Harleen: Hey, Benny and Fur Face!
Rook: Fur Face?
Harleen: Just something I like to call you.
Babs: Are you just getting here?
Harleen: Gotta be fashionably late on my first day.
Babs: Everyone, this is Harleen, my GBFF.
Zee: Gotham Best Friend Forever.
Kara: Oh!
Diana: [holds hand out] It is our pleasure to welcome you to-
When Diana shook her hand, she ended up getting shocked.
Babs: [cackles] Ah! Hand buzzer. Classic Harleen. You have not changed a bit.
Harleen: Not true. I got a new flower... [shoots water at Jessica]
Jessica: [glugs] Whoa!
Harleen: A new whoopee cushion! [farts it at Karen and Kara] And I got this here invisible ink... [squirts it onto Zee]
Zee: Ugh! [annoyed grunts]
Harleen: Oops. That's the one with the super permanent industrail ink. Sorry.
Zee: Argh!
Babs: [laughs] So funny.
However, the girls seemed to be annoyed and irritated by it.
Rook: Oh, dear.
Harleen: Don't worry, Fur Face, I got you a little something too! [throws water balloon filled with green paint at him]
Rook: [gets hit] [grunts] [looks at his clothes] [gasp]
Harleen: And for you, Benny. I got you... [throw pie at his face]
Ben: [grunts] [annoyed] Really?
Babs: [laughs] So funny. But you got to save some jokes for after school, Harley-Barley.
Karen: Uh... after school?
Babs: Yeah. I thought we could give Harleen a tour of Metropolis. Doesn't that sound fun?
Diana: [through her teeth] It would be our honor.
Harleen: See youse all then. [she and Babs walk away]
Jessica: What are you doing?
Zee: I can't get that out with magic.
Karen: She is cray-cray!
Kara: The worst twenty seconds of my life and I've been in the Phantom Zone.
Diana: [inhales] It is our divine duty as hosts to offer hospitality to this new guest. Plus, she is very important of Barbara for some reason. Therefore we must make an effort.
Kara: [sits on whoopee cushion] [farts] [blushes and sinks in embarrassment]
Rook: I know she has joke problems, everyone, but we must try to make it work.
Ben: Lets hope, Rook.
Soon, with the two and girls, Harleen was getting into all kinds of mischief! She leapt over the entrance crank to get to the Metropolis subway. She scared some pigeons that Jessica was feeding at the park. She messed up Kara's streak at the arcade. She was very rude while Zee was eating her dessert making her almost puke. And spoiled Karen's favorite movie while at the movie theater. And finally, she made Diana wasted all of her coins. Back at the base, the girls were feeling super exhausted.
Kara: So happy I can't feel pain right now.
Zee: Babs has to know what a disaster that was.
Babs: [sliding down] Whoo-hoo! So? Best day ever?
Ben: [quietly] If you call today a best day.
Babs: Ah! I knew you'd love Harleen as much as she loves you. Which why I booked activities for us for the entire next year. [takes out phone] Boop!
[cell phones beeping]
Babs: I know what you're thinking. Why stop at one year? We could be five years. Boop. Or fifty years. Boop. Ooh, we should make sure we get old and die on the same day, and can have one big besties gravestone. I'll invite Harleen over and we can figure out what it'll say.
Jessica: Um... you, uh... You want to tell Harleen about our secret headquarters?
Diana: I do not believe that is prudent.
Zee: Super not prudent.
Babs: Huh? Why?
Ben: I think it would be best if we don't share this to a newbie, espacally to your friend that doesn't know your secret.
Babs: Oh, right!
Kara: Yeah! Plus, there aren't enough chairs. [burns all the chairs with her laser vision]
Jessica: Aw, too bad.
Diana: Aw, too bad. If only we had the chairs.
Karen: Yeah. Cant sit on the floor.
Zee: So dirty. [chuckles]
Babs: Wait. Do you... not want to hang out with Harleen?
[innocent chatter]
Babs: [grabs lasso] Lasso of Truth! [wraps it around them] How 'bout now?
Jessica: Harleen is the worst.
Karen: Worse than a worst.
Zee: Just when I thought she couldn't get worse, she got worse.
Diana: I do not enjoy her company.
Kara: It's like if an evil scientist wanted to create the most annoying person ever, their still wouldn't come close to competing with her.
Babs: [gasping] Harleen has been trying so hard to be friends with you guys and this is how you repay her? [to Ben and Rook] And you feel this way too?
Ben: Babs!
Jessica: Babs, we didn't mean-
Babs: Yes you did mean. You meaned a lot, you mean meanies. And I'm sorry, but if this is how you're gonna treat my best friend, then, then, then... maybe we shouldn't be friends.
Rook: What?
[all gasp]
Jessica: Babs, no.
Karen: Sorry.
Diana: We are so sorry.
Babs: [tries going up the slide] [yelps] [yelps]
Rook: Poor Babs.
Ben: Yeah, lets hope she feels better tomorrow.
But he was wrong. The next day, Babs, and Harleen were at a comic book store.
Harleen: Ooh, Babsie, look. A Space Joker versus Caveman Batman one shot variant cover. [notices Babs looking sad] What's the matter? It ain't in mint condition? [to boy] [angry] Hey, Freckles, what kind of shop you running here? [tosses comic at him]
Babs: No, It's not that. It's just... My Metropolis friends are being jerks and, and... we can't hang out with them anymore.
Harleen: Aw, Babsie-Wabsie... We can totally hang out, if that's what you want, or... we could go for a nice drive in the country with some girls I met. It'll be fun.
Turns out, they were hanging with Selina and her crew, as they were riding in Selina's car, while Doris was smashing mailboxes with a baseball bat.
Doris: [hits mailbox] Home run! [hits another] Grand slam!
[all laughing manically, except for Babs]
Harleen: You okay, Babsie?
Babs: Yeah, sure...
[bat thuds]
Babs: Um, just so I understand, we're destroying mailboxes so we can replace them with nicer, better mailboxes, right?
Pam: No! We're destroying them because they're wooden stumps of death that people stuff full of other dead things.
Selina: Babs, honey, don't you listen to Pam. We're doing this bacause it's fun.
She then made a sharp turn, causing Doris to get leaves in her mouth.
[all laughing manically]
Doris: Whoo-hoo!
Babs: Stop the car!
[brakes screech]
Babs: Sorry. I, uh... just remember I have, um... I have a library book I... need to write for the library. So people can read it. Because you gotta have books for the library. Otherwise, it's just a big empty building, I guess. I think they bought it. [pulls Harleen to her] Okay, let me call my dad. Maybe he can take us to the movie or something.
Harleen: Babsie... I, uh... don't wanna go to the movies.
Babs: Oh, well... what do you want to do?
Doris: Come on, these mailboxes aren't gonna smash themselves.
Harleen: Sorry, Babsie. I'll, uh, see ya tomorrow, all right?
[driving off] [girls laughing manically]
Babs just stood there heartbroken. Then, a portal opened up, and Professor Paradox came through.
Professor Paradox: Good evening, Barbara.
Babs: Hey, professor.
Professor Paradox: Having friend problems?
Babs: Yeah, maybe I was desdent to be alone.
Professor Paradox: Maybe... maybe not. Either way, they're your friends. Close or not close. It's your choice.
Babs: Yeah, thanks. [walks away sadly]
Professor Paradox: [thinks] Should I tell her that the barrier is gone by Eon. [opens portal] I need to get to Max for this, cause I sense that a foe has returned. [enters portal]
Meanwhile, the girls continued ro smash mailboxes.
Selina: All right, Harleen. Your turn.
Harleen: [takes bat from Doris] Smashing mailboxes is nice and all, but you wanna have some real fun.
Turns out, she let fireworks off in the post office, sending letters and packages flying everywhere!
Harleen: [cackles] Now that's how you smash a mailbox.
Selina: Not bad, Harleen. But how'd you like to have some real, real fun?
That's when she and the girls grew sinister smiles on their face. Soon, Leslie transformed into Livewire, Pam into Poison Ivy, Carol into Star Shappire, Doris into Giganta, and Selina into Catwoman.
Harleen: [gasping] Youse guys are villains? Why didn't ya' say somethin'?
That's when Harleen transformed into Harley Quinn!
Harley Quinn: [cackles]
[all laugh manically]
Harley Quinn: Wait, we're forgetting one.
Livewire: Yeah, Ben 0. He's beating all of us with those freaks of his.
Catwoman: I'm sure we can find someway to beat him.
As she said that, a giant spike ball came rolling up towards them.
Star Sapphire: [scared] Wha-what is that?
Giganta: [runs towards it] [tries to push it] [grunts]
She manage to get it to stop rolling towards them and put it in one spot.
Giganta: [laughing] [turns to face the girls] [flexes] Looks like musles can outwit a giant ball.
As she said that, it opens and then came out the Chimera Sui Generis conquer came out. This is Vilgax!
Giganta: [looks at the girl] [confused] What the matter?
Livewire, Poison Ivy, Star Shappire, Harley Quinn, Catwoman: [holding each other] [shaking in fear]
Giganta then turns around to see that the new comer was a little bit bigger than her.
Giganta: Ha! No problem, [crack knuckles] I'll just punch him to space.
Then she punches him, thinking he'll go to space. But she ended hurting her hand.
Giganta: [holding her hand] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Vilgax: Impressive punch, giant. [grabs her by the coller]
Giganta: Huh?
Vilgax: [readys his fist] Let me show you mine!
The punch that he did send her flying over Catwoman and the girls and crashed into multiple cars.
Giganta: [on top of cars] [groans]
Vilgax: [to the other] If you strike me, you'll know the true meaning of pain.
Catwoman: [scared] Greatly noted.
Star Shappire: Who are you?
Vilgax: I'm your new commander, and you'll obey my leadership. I am Vilgax! And I know something that you don't.
Livewire: And what would that be?
Vilgax: I know who Ben 10 is!
Harley Quinn: Really, you know who Ben 0 is?
Vilgax: Yes, he true idenity is... Ben Tennyson!
The girls were in shock of what he said.
Livewire: Wait a minute? Did he said that Ben 10 is Ben Tennyson?
Vilgax: You didn't know that he was Ben Tennyson?
Poison Ivy: We never thought of that.
Vilgax: Well, now that you know, you'll retrevie the Omnitrix from him!
Catwoman: And what's in it for us?
Vilgax then snaps his fingers and SixSix came out with a crate of Taydenite.
Catwoman: Is that what I think it is?
Vilgax: Yes. A Taydenite reward for you if you bring me the Omnitrix!
Catwoman: Done deal!
[all laughing manically]
End