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OMG HEY GUYS! its been 4ever since i wrote my lovely frist chapter of sexah henry! Da raisin i wuz gone was cuz meh snake broke its leg and we had to rush it 2 the hospital! it wuz so scray! i was worried that my snake would never walk again! i named him noodle cuz i leik 2 pretend that he's one of vecna's tentacles, and tentacles are kinda like noodles! BUT WATASHI IS BACK NOW! I HOPE ANATA RLLY ENJOYS!

so jason came up and he says "u cant have crimsie cuz ur not sexah enough! she wuz gonna be meh d8 2 da snowballs homecumming dance!"

"OMG I IDEK WHAT DAT IS! I NEVER SAID WATASHI WOULD GO WIF U!" i moaned passionately.

then eddie started crying and ran 4 his life up 2 me.

"OMG U DONT KNOW WAT DA SNOWBALLS DANCE IS?!" he questioned.

the students got real scare and lined up and started doing a musical number kinda leik from high skull musical. (AN: i HATE hsm cuz its 4 preps but the kids at dis school r preps so it okay 2 make dem do da hsm dances OK?!)

they all started dancing and singing a song about the snowballs dance! i wont tell u da lyrics cuz it might turn me in2 a prep, but i'll tell u wat it was like. they all started dancing leik squidward in dat one episode of spongebob where he goes all squiggly and stuff. they started singing a song dat sounded like a pentagram of the soaring flying hsm song and the fabulous hsm song dat sharpie sings. da song wuz about how eddie in one of his past years went in2 da forest to sell drugs but he wanted 2 buy dem 2, so he went 2 a drug dealer but didn't have money so he gave him his clothes instead as payment cuz all his cloths were autographed by metallica, even his panties. so he was completely naked and then it started snowing so he had 2 make his way home in the forest in da blizzard! he got real scare and sat down but his you-know-what got buried in da snow and his balls froze and got all snowy. when he finally got home a few days later, his balls were completely frozen and snowy. he wuz so happy dat he got home at the school that he started dancing. all da kids saw his frozen you-know-what and all started drooling cuz edda so sexah. then everyone went 2 dance around with edda 2, and so they started the tradition of the snowballs dance.

but then henry got real anger cuz crimsie didant want 2 go with jason 2 da dance, so dat was secksual harassment.

"U CANT TAKE CRIMSIE CUZ IM TAKIN HER. CRIMIE IS MINE! BESIDES, I HAVE A BIGGER YOU-KNOW-WHAT THAT YOU AND EDDA! SO ITS ONLY FAIR!" henry scremed.

"FIGHT MEH DEN!" jason moaned.

then he lunged at henreh but then henrys nose blood! sudanly a portal opened and jason fell through, and then another portal opened in the toilet of the girls bathroom and jason came out of it.

"OMG I THINK I WUZ IN DA UPSIDE DOWN 4 A LITTLE BIT! WAT HAV U DONE HENRY U MEDIOCRE DUNCE!" yelled jason.

then i gasped. henry must be magical or smth!

"OMG HENREH R U MAGIC!" i demanded.

"i'll tell u after school, k?" he replied sexily

so after skool i went 2 henry's house cuz i followed him home from school. he lived in a big old-timey house, and i guessed he must be rich or smth. he saw me and smiled and then dragged me inside his house. he looked real hot and then he leaned toward me and whispered a question 2 me sexily.

"are u into vecnussy?"

"OMG WATS DAT?" i queried

sudanly he yelled, "crimsie, i'm…a SHAPESHITTER!" and he turned into a sexy tentacle man.

crimsie could not believe her eyes! OMG! then henry who wuz now vecna did a little sexah dance. then he grabbed meh and we got on the couch and snuggled and he got his vecna slime all over me but i wasnt mad cuz i wuz kinda into it. then we made out for a lil bit and then he says "ok i gotta be henreh now" and he turned back in2 henreh.

"OMG HOW DO U DO DAT!" i asked sexily

"I JUST DOES" he said sassily

then suddenly someone broke through the window! it was STEV! he ran and started strangling henry but henry just turned in2 vecna and threw him off.

"WAT U WANT?" vecna moaned angrily

"i wanted 2 take crimsie 2 da dance!" he explained

"but u cant have crimsie cuz shes meh gf! but guess what? i've seen eddie's you-know-what and it's kinda big. you should ask him 2 da dance cuz hes really hot, almost as hot as me and crimsie."

"NO WAY NO NEVER! I LEIK GIRLS! NOT GUYS YOU FREAK!"

"but u could be bisecksual!"

"im not! i liek woman only! i just want a boyfriend-free 18-22 year old white girl 2 be my sweetheart! and i would impregnate her with my six little harrington nuggets!"

then steve rans away crying and runs down the street and runs into eddie and falls on him. then he and eddie gazed in2 each other's eyes for a second. stev could feel the warmth of edda's body and it make him giggle. but then he got anger!

"I LIKE WOMAN ONLY! OK?! I DON'T WANT UR YOU-KNOW-WHAT! OK?!"

then eddie ran away screaming and crying, and stev felt kinda bad cuz maybe he IS bisecksual!

(AN: srry dis one is kinda short guys. ive been rlly busy being in japanese and also im gonna play a new character in stranger thing season 5 cuz meh mom knows a voice actore who is also a actore in strange thing! i hope meh character gets to lose her virginity 2 vecna! it would be meh dream come tru!)