Helen isn't allowed to talk about the patient in Room 109. Even when the strangely intimidating man staring her down claims to be the patient's younger brother.

Yassen arrives at the hotel room only to find his target dead and Alex Rider standing above with a smoking gun.

Alex really should have stayed home and learned the stupid lines before he failed drama class. But now he was stuck with an assassin and madman, with no help in sight. But what he didn't expect was for Yaseen to kidnap him at the end of the whole ordeal.

Alex is stuck in lockdown with Gordon Ross. Hijinks ensue as Alex tries to distract himself from boredom. Devilverse!

Alex has just watched John Wick. He's really struggling with this pencil thing, but if he can make it work, it's gonna be REALLY awesome. Devilverse!

Everyone who's been to Malagasto has a soft spot for Jet. Everyone who's been to Malagasto knows that Yermalov is about as friendly as a snake. How the FUCK did they end up together!

K-unit finds Alex on surveillance tapes after years of thinking he was dead. They launch a rescue mission but when they find him they worry he might just shatter. It will be a long road to recovery if it isn't too late.

Yassen just spectacularly ruined Alex's day. Then Alex finds out where he keeps his yacht and helicopters. Alex is delighted- he's going to have an absolute blast of a time.

Ian takes baby Alex in for a day at the office. All the babysitters in London were horribly busy.

Look, Tom might not be a trained spy, but there was no way those boxes contained pizza. For Spyfest Week 1: Characters meet in an unlikely place

One of the Alex Rider villains suddenly drops dead of a heart attack. Not a single person believes that Alex had nothing to do with it. :(((

It's a wonderful day, and Alex Rider is a terrible goose. In which Brendan attempts to buy Alex Rider, but ends up buying a goose instead.

Alex Rider dies and makes a deal to go back and fix everything with a suspicious figure...surprise! It works. Now he is back four years before the day his uncle dies. Can he train and pass as his age without raising suspicion? Good thing keeping up a front is what he was trained for... Note: Rating may increase. Updates are aimed at once a month, and never more than two apart.

Alex returns to his uncle's grave three years after his death.

Those sugar-free Haribo gummies are great, what is everyone talking about? John Crawley is sick of people getting greedy with his candy bowl. They would have been fine if they had stuck to three gummies.

In one world, Cossack heard about Albert Bridge and looked the other way. In another, John Rider found a stray assassin on his doorstep. An AU told in snapshots for the Alex Rider Big Bang. Updates irregularly as real life allows.

Alex isn't doing so well after Jack's death. It's hard for him to adjust to the fact that his beloved older sister figure is dead. He decides to do something in her honor. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 4. Prompt: The new normal. Set post Scorpia Rising.

Alex has been told his paternal grandparents are still alive. His hopes for what he might find are dashed. There's a reason Ian never brought them up, after all. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 3. Prompt: had been a mistake. Filled with: Tracking down his grandparents had been a mistake. Inspired by mediaboy's Family Dinner. Warnings for homophobic language, alcohol, classism.

Smithers needs a new buddy to help him with his mission: maintaining the server at the kid's gaming center he volunteers at. Enter Alex Rider, his teen coworker that just happens to love gaming. A surprisingly wholesome fic with our two favorite computer nerds from Alex Rider bonding. Written for SpyFest 2022 Gift Exchange for Guelphbeegirl.

Alex decides to try his plan to get certain people to quit watching his every move. It does not work out as planned. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 2. Prompt: Close observation.

Flowers start growing everywhere around Alex after he gets blasted by some sort of laser. It was all going okay until he made a plant that only flowers every fifty years flower early.