(Collection of spoofs, crack fics and oneshots from the Evolved Multiverse series. Multiple refs and spoilers ahead.) (Meant to be a testing ground for concepts about Mass Effect AUs. Rated T for now. Maybe M after few updates.) (Crossovers from across the entire multiverse. Especially that of sandbox games)

Shepard was a total noob during the first play through. She made terrible choices, skipped quests, and she didn't buy any DLCs. Hopefully she would do a better job saving the galaxy at new game plus. Rate M for sex and violence.

"I have said, Ye are gods; Ye are children of the most High." Psalm 82:6 The Council gets their asses handed to them and the reapers are gonna regret crossing humanity. Very HFY Mass Effect AU. Enjoy!

"Thanks, I owe you one" Shepard said, her heart lurching in her chest. "More than one" Anderson muttered. This will be a ME3 storyline, FemShep/Shanderson fic for your reading pleasure. Starting with the opening scenes from ME3 as the Reaper descends on Vancouver during Shepard's meeting with the Council. Because Admirals need love too.

Jane Catherine Shepard and Sara Elaine Ryder, the spacer brat and the Cit-born, the Lion of Elysium and the Angel of Illyeria, lifelong friends and almost-sisters, find themselves mired in events concerning ProTech and a diabolical scheme. Can a SPECTRE and a Corpsman along with an eclectic crew stop a Turians' plan that may rattle the very galaxy itself? (ME AU, major changes)

La humanidad, curiosa y con expectativas de la vida extraterrestre. Pues ese no es el caso. La humanidad obtiene información sobre la ciudadela y la galaxia antes de salir del sistema solar.

So I have been playing a lot of Mass Effect lately and got some inspiration to jot down a little something. I was super inspired by the Normandy SR1 recovery mission for the ME2 DLC, and while Liara will always be my girl, Miranda is Awesomely Fine. Still super sore that they couldn't be a thing in ME2 and 3.

Post Trilogy. It's been 5 years since the destruction of the Reapers, Macha Shepard is dead. Following her death, her crew disbands. A new faction alarms Liara T'Soni and she calls upon the help of Garrus Vakarian. What is Charon? What's their connection to Cerberus? With the recent deaths of those with connection to Shepard, is the new group deadlier than their previous human cent

A Shakarian romance that goes above & beyond (or at least before & after) what we were given in the games. Some canon, some AU - the characters don't always follow the arc they were given. This is my take on my favorite romance. Enjoy! **MATURE CONTENT WARNING** Smut, ahead. Title inspired the theme and was inspired by the song from The Greatest Showman. **I own nothing!**

An extremely and bizarre in-depth STG Analysis of P., the mad ur-turian. Covers background, history, tactics, atrocities, flavors of candy, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. All the mature concepts. Not fit for children, teens, adults, or people who dislike anyone who makes the Joker look sane.

Son. Brother. Friend. Turian. C-Sec Agent. Archangel. Reaper-killer. He's so many things and yet he really has no idea who he is and what he wants. Mass Effect trilogy through the eyes of Garrus Vakarian.

Andrea Calhoun fell in love with Kate Shepard in high school. Throughout their lives their paths intertwine, blurring the lines between friends and lovers. Some love stories are meant to be, no matter the obsticles.

How long had it been since they had been to Habitat 7, ever since Meridian Sara had been itching to get back and see if the Monolith had actually worked. Light JaalXSara Ryder. After the Events of Meridian.

Oneshot: You can travel 2.5 million light years to a new galaxy, but sibling rivalry will always follow you.

...doesn't mean one is safe from the horrors of the Reaper War. An Ark ship arrives in the Heleus cluster months after the Battle of Meridian. However, there is not hope to be found onboard. Only terror, suffering, and death.

I die and wake on Omega with a new much improved body, a taste for blood, and a biotically charged attitude. Well I'm alive again, I'm gonna survive come what may. Pre ME2 with an OC told in first person. M rating for violence, language and adult themes. Come and join the fun. Please give it a try and reviews are always welcome.

(AU) Warned by an ancient Prothean VI about the technological trap, humanity embarks on its own path to the stars. How will the Council react to this new force? How will Humanity change the ancient cycle of the galaxy? And what else is still out there to discover? The story begins 2250, shortly before the discovery of intelligent alien lifeforms by humanity.

An intimate moment leads to a conversation that exposes Shepard's vulnerability and doubt.

It took a miracle to get Evfra's and Ryder's schedule to match up. Of course, disaster has to strike. Shore leave on Havarl is rudely interrupted when Old Pelavv explodes in the middle of a rather steamy situation. The Leader of the Resistance and the Pathfinder never rest, not even during shore leave.

Picked up by new author! Will soon be deleted and reposted under new writer: Your-Typical-WhiskeyTango

The Systems Alliance Cruiser 'SSV Arnhem' is part of a task force that destroys derelict Reaper husks following the galaxy-spanning conflict a few years earlier.

Et si le Creuset avait été autre chose... Fin alternative à Mass Effect 3, Shepard vient d'utiliser ses dernières forces pour activer le Creuset, sa mission est terminée. Le Creuset déploie ses bras et rien ne se passe comme prévu.

A guy in a body of a planetary commander. Now tasked with the resurrection of the progenitor race in a new universe with different laws. How will he deal with the murderous cuttlefish ships and the annoyingly stubborn council on top of having to take care of his people. Commander nerfed. Will have lemons sometime in the future. It is Mass effect after all.

garrus and shepard dive into the action with their rag tag bunch of misfits and one more addition. can shepard help Garrus overcome his broken heart, can Garrus help fix Shepard. only time and the choices they make will tell

One-shot, Shrios. Shepard thinks she's noticing ways in which those hallucinations Mordin warned her about actually help her feel uniquely closer to Thane.