Mordin: Inconceivable! The Illusive Man: Who said life is fair? Where is that written? Shepard: Collectors of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. Thane: Hello. My name is Thane Krios. You killed my father. PREPARE TO DIE! Legion: Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together in consensus today. Yes, the Princess Bride, done with Mass Effect characters! Read it now!

Commander John Shepard has been given the chance no other human has been given, a chance to save the entire galaxy. But sadly he is filled with doubt, the source is his past. He does not see how he will move past it, until he met her. (Hey, this story is mostly Action&Adventure, but there will be some romance involved. Just wanted you guys to know.)

So that thing where Javik can go around the Normandy and sense the places where particular crew members have made their homes on the ship in the past.Well, turns out that he can also sense places where crew members have had sex before and gets vivid visions of their encounters. And due to the suicide mission and the final fight against the Reapers. The crew has been very, very busy

After seeing her squad massacred on Akuze Commander Lakota Shepard was never the same. She is now a shadow of who she once was and has been hiding behind her career to cover up the broken soul she has now become. With the newly discovered threat of the Reapers looming, will she be able to pull herself together? Or will she need help from an Asari Scientist?

A series using the Brotips at brotips dot com as prompts. Each fill has the potential to be about anything and everything - literally. Need I say more? Rated for language (mainly) though considering the amount of creative freedom, may include violence and innuendos as well.

Short series of drabbles of Fem!Shep and Garrus. Commander Shepard was a Spacer, a Sole Survivor, and the Savior of the Citadel, even Humanity! And yet, one Turian can change her from a lioness to a sheep, and he hardly notices it. What's a girl to do? Rating may change. Garrus/Fem!Shep

If Shepard had to pick, she'd probably lean more towards the Paragon side and she's working towards gaining enthusiasm for being humanity's (and then the universe's) big hope. Still, a paragon has never been a saint and there are some things that must never ever seen the light of day. Ever. Well, maybe if she lives long enough and someone offers her a book deal. But not until then.

The problem with experiencing Akuze and then working for Cerberus.

A first go at Fanfic exploring the past and ongoing adventures of Shepard and her crew...prepared for some crazy merging of characters, story lines and enjoying the freedom of fanfic...thats what its all about right? Eventual shenko, Changed rating to M for language to be safe and whatever else may crop up.

the war is over and they start to build up their life. The settled on a beautiful small colony with some of her friends and everything could be just normal...

My take on a romance between Lieutenant James Vega and Commander Gaïa Shepard. The first chapter is the end of the story, I will tell their story from the beginning in the following chapters. Rated M for a romantically written sex scene in chapter one, some fluff/smut in later chapters and a few F-words here and there. W.I.P.

"Only a human would go poking around a colony that went silent." A drabble for a new project.

Neither Tali nor Shepard knew what they were getting into when they learned about the geth attacks. Currently rated T. Completed.

A series of oneshots surrounding individuals who didn't live up to their apparent Badass status in the Mass Effect trilogy. "Mass Effect: If They Were More Badass".

I allways wondered how they found the time for such task like find a book or something and what the crew would think about it so that is my only excuse for thils little mindgame of mine..

A first person story of a girl who is thrust into the Mass Effect universe. Having difficult and overwhelming odds, will she succeed?

!COVER ART BY theEyZmaster on DeviantArt! SUMMARY: On the Normandy, two unlikely souls realize their feelings for each other. Not recommended for RT.

"And I'll get to say 'Yup. That's my girl'." A series of plotless oneshots about Shepard and Liara being parents.

A ME story base with the resulting Fem/Shep and Garrus V. romance with OC input. Madness will ensue with this colourful new addition. Give us a chance

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask them if honor matters." Post-game Javik.

Hey,continuing this on. Considering making it a full story now. So what happens when commander Shepard, bad ass of the galaxy, is told her little sister is coming aboard the ship.

Harbinger has underestimated Nathan Shepard not once, but twice and now that he's woken up in London after the attempt to trick him with the Catalyst, Shepard and his team will fight even harder to destroy the Reapers, and Nathan won't stop until they're gone and he can be at peace with Kaidan. M!Shenko slashtimes.

Mordin had come to see Shepard as the treasured daughter he never had, seeking his advice and regales of his past battles almost everyday whenever she could spare. So when it comes to giving bedroom advice to his little girl's alien boyfriend, it's only natural he would take an unprecedented interest in the matter. Too bad Garrus didn't see that coming.

A story/collection of short stories about my original character.

Spoilers for ME3. Shepard died, opportunities were lost. Cerberus revived him to defeat the Reapers and that's exactly what he plans to do. Only, is he still Commander Shepard or the Cerberus puppet people believe him to be. Is he still the man Kaidan thought he was? More importantly, will he survive long enough to find out? Alternate p.o.v to 'Wake the Sea of Silent Hope'.