Blond bitch: Hey
Blond bitch: Robin Reject:
Blond bitch: G.I Joe:
Blond bitch: Where are you guys?
G.I Joe: We just finished with training.
Robin Reject: Yeah. We're with Yeona right now.
MF Weasly: Perfect.
Blond bitch: You guys want to do some stupid shit?
Krillin But With More Hair: How stupid are we talking about?
G.I Joe: As long as we don't blow up a bucket of gunpowder, I'll do it.
Krillin But With More Hair: ?
Blond bitch: Please tell me you're joking Ijin.
Robin Reject: Ignore him.
Robin Reject: What are we going to do?
MF Weasly: Practically anything but blowing up a bucket of gunpowder.
Blond bitch: How the fuck did you even manage to do that?
G.I Joe: In my defense.
G.I Joe: I was 15
G.I Joe: And wanted to cause some chaos.
Krillin But With More Hair: Oh lord.
G.I Joe: I threw a Molotov at it
G.I Joe: It worked like a charm :)
Robin Reject: This is why I said ignore him
Robin Reject: If you could see his face, you wouldn't doubt that he's telling the truth.
Blond bitch: Oh ffs Ijin.
Krillin But With More Hair: 'this is a cultured household.'
Krillin But With More Hair: 'don't be bringing in your mercenary nonsense.'
G.I Joe: Lol
Blond bitch: Aw fuck.
Blond bitch: Who taught him that?
G.I Joe: Yeongchan
Robin Reject: Yeongchan
MF Weasly: Yeongchan
Krillin But With More Hair: Lmao, I did.
Krillin But With More Hair: Someone had to educate him.
Blond bitch: BACK ON TRACK
Blond bitch: I want to recreate this with you guys
Blond bitch: reel/Cfcv-lJpIXf/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
MF Weasly: that looks like the perfect way to eat shit.
MF Weasly: It's perfect in other words.
Krillin But With More Hair: Lmao yeah.
Krillin But With More Hair: Where do we meet up?
Blond bitch: The park by the café?
Blond bitch: That seems to be the middle point for everyone.
Robin Reject: We just have to drop off Yeona and we'll be on our way.
MF Weasly: She's not coming?
G.I Joe: No. Her cousin doesn't like me.
Blond bitch: What does that have to do with anything?
Robin Reject: Just some internal conflict, but pretty much yeah.
MF Weasly: We should probably tell her that Ijin is only attracted to food.
G.I Joe: ?
G.I Joe: Why would we tell her that?
MF Weasly: Don't worry about it.
Robin Reject: Just ignore them Ijin.
Krillin But With More Hair: He's just being stupid. Don't listen to him.
G.I Joe: Okay?
Robin Reject: Why would you ever believe what he said?
MF Weasly: HEY!
G.I Joe: Fair point.
MF Weasly: I don't like how fast you agreed Ijin.
G.I Joe: Lol
Blond bitch: Moving on.
Blond bitch: Omw to the park
G.I Joe: Don't trip.
Krillin But With More Hair: don't be a mad man Ijin.
G.I Joe: :)
"Alright," The five of them stood in a circle, trying to out how to zip their jackets together," How do we do this?" in the video, they had zipped up their jackets together by matching their jackets clasps and zipping it up.
Seokju sighed," There are two braincells in this entire group, and I swear me and Yeongchan are the only one who has them." To prove his point, Seokju and Yeongchan zipped up their jackets together, easily recreating what they had done in the video," Case in point."
Ijin, Jaehyung, and Hyeokjin stared for a few seconds.
"I would say that Yeongchan has both of them." They snickered at Ijin's words.
Seokju sighed as he held out the other flap to his jacket so Jaehyung could zip them together," I don't want to hear that from a kid that blew up a bucket of gunpowder."
They could barely see Ijin's smile.
"Wait," Hyeokjin paused, forcing Ijin to zip it up to complete binding everyone's jackets together," You were serious about that?"
Ijin chuckled," I wouldn't have brought it up if I wasn't."
"Ijin," Jaehyung said slowly while staring at the former mercenary," Where the fuck did you even get a bucket of gunpowder?"
He hummed," Whenever my guns would jam, it would bend the bullet casing. I would just disassemble it and pour the gun powder into a bucket."
They stared at him, all thoughts of looking at the video so they could recreate it went out the window.
"I thought it was a bad idea to do stupid stuff like that while in the field…" They nodded along with Yeongchan's words.
"Its not stupid if it works. We used the gun powder to make homemade bombs sometimes."
"You know what?" They all looked at Seokju who was rubbing his forehead tiredly," It is way too late to be questioning what remains of Ijin's sanity."
"Thank you." Yeongchan snorted at the sarcasm
"lets figure this out and hope we don't fall." With that, all of them started to look at the video. Memorizing the dance they had to do to recreate the video.
As they expected, Seokju and Ijin had the best coordination, no doubt due to their extensive martial arts training. But Jaehyung and Hyeokjin had the best rhythm.
The phone started recording, and they were doing their first attempt, which was going rather well. Ijin could say that despite how random it was, he was genuinely having fun as they danced in a circle.
But life being life, it couldn't last long.
A wasp flew into the middle of the circle.
Seokju lost his shit.
"Oh fuck no!"
"Wait wait no!"
"Ah-ha-ha get it away!"
"Fuck its mad now!"
"Jesus christ stop moving!
"Move!"
Just like that, it went to shit.
Ijin and Seokju were the only ones that remembered that since their hoodies were zipped up together, they just had to get their arms out, and then they would be able to scramble away. But since the other three nincompoops completely forgot about that, they made it difficult for anyone to escape their accidental prison.
Yeongchan jumped away from the wasp, dragging Seokju and Hyeokjin along for the ride. That in turn made Ijin and Jaehyung lose their balance. Despite Ijin and Seokju trying their damndest to keep their balance, having three other bodies either pulling or pushing on the jackets made it difficult.
They collapsed in a heap of human limbs.
The silence was loud. For a few seconds, the only thing they did was lay there on the ground, stunned.
It didn't last long.
"Pftt Hahaha! You-you-you're such a fucking idiot Seokju!" Ijin gasped out, his hands going up to cover his face. But his hands did nothing to muffle the sound of his ever-so-rare boisterous laughter. He was the only one that had landed on his side rather than being on top or under someone.
Seokju groaned under Hyeokjin, scrunching up his face at the teasing and at the way Hyeokjin was laying on him," Oh fuck off."
And just like that, everyone else lost it.
Even Seokju couldn't resist laughing after a few seconds of hearing everyone else laugh.
They stayed like that for a few seconds, just laughing like a bunch of idiots. After they calmed down, and they were alternating between giggling and breathing. Hyeokjin brought up a good point.
"This is going to be a pain."
Ijin started laughing again.