It all starts with J.D in his room. He is reading a book on space and astronomy when his watch beeps. He looked at his watch.

"It's time to go see Lincoln," J.D. stated. "Are you coming, Varie?"

"I wouldn't miss it," Varie replied.

They both stood up and started sliding down two orange slides.

Lincoln's Room

When they come in, Lincoln is reading comics.

"Hey Lincoln, what's up buddy?" J.D. asked.

"Hey J.D., Varie," Lincoln greeted. "I'm just reading comics."

Lynn bursts into the room.

"You ready, Stinkoln' and Stinka?" Lynn asked eagerly. "It's go time! WOO!" She leaves after that.

"It's actually Lincoln and Linka," J.D. clarified.

"Tonight is game night in the Loud House," Lincoln told J.D. "Sounds fun, right? Not when you have a sister like Lynn."

At Lola and Lana's door, Lynn was rapping on it. "Yo, twins! Hope you read the menu, 'cause you're about to get served!"

"Oh, do you guys not like playing board games?" J.D. asked.

"No, it's not that the rest of us don't like playing games," Lincoln continued. "Heck, we don't care that Lynn wins every time. It's just, she's not exactly a "good winner"."

Lynn bursts through Laney's door. GAME NIGHT! ARE YOU READY TO GET SMOKED?! WOO! "She runs downstairs and Laney groans.

"I hate game night," Laney confessed.

"Let me guess," J.D. speculated, "Lynn always rubs her victories in your faces all the time."

"Yep," Lincoln confirmed.

Flashback to the last game night they had.

Lynn is doing a victory dance on the table. "Oh yeah, baby! I win! Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner!"

"I thought we were having salmon," Leni said, confused.

Lynn plays and wins another game. "YES! I WIN! HA!" She flips the board off the table and leaves. "Losers clean up!"

End flashback

"And if you think that's bad, last week she waited until everyone was asleep and then wrote "loser" on their foreheads," Lincoln continued. "Fortunately, I got out of that one." When he turns around, he unknowingly reveals that Lynn shaved "Loser" into the back of his hair. This has shocked J.D., Varie, and Linka.

"What's wrong, guys?" Lincoln asked.

"Nothing," J.D. answered.

For their games, the kids gathered around J.D.'s long table.

"Hey guys, look who's here to play with us," Lincoln said.

J.D., Varie, and Aylene enter.

"Hey guys," J.D. said.

"Hello everyone," Varie said.

"What's happening?" Aylene greeted.

Everyone says hello.

Eddy walks in. "What's happening guys?"

The whole room said, "Hi Eddy.".

Luan smiled and said, "Hey, my funny king of jawbreakers.".

Eddy approaches Luan and kisses her on the lips. "Hey, Luan, my Angel of Comedy."

"It's game night here, Eddy," J.D. announced. "Want to play with us?"

"Sure," Eddy answered.

"Hey, I was just wondering," Lynn began. "Do you know any good therapists?"

"Well, Clyde recommends-" Lincoln began.

"To help you deal with your loss tonight?" Lynn taunted. "BURN!"

Exasperatedly, the others sigh.

Lori walks up to the shelf. "Okay, guys, what'll it be tonight?"

"Let's play Go Fish!" Lily suggested.

"Good choice, Lily," Lori replied. "Go Fish it is." She goes to get the cards.

J.D. takes out some extra decks of cards. "I've got a few extra cards for us."

"Good thinking," Lori responded.

Later into the game

Taking a look at his cards, J.D. said, "Let's see. Wednesday, do you have any fives?"

Wednesday answered, "I do not. Go fish."

J.D. draws a card.

"Laney, do you have any Kings?" Wednesday asked.

"Two of them," Laney says as she hands them over to Wednesday.

"Lucy, do you have any 8s?" Wednesday asked.

"I do not," Lucy replied. "Go fish."

Wednesday draws a card.

"Carol, do you have any 2s?" Lucy asked.

Carol apologized, "Sorry Lucy, go fish."

Lucy draws a card.

"Lisa, do you have any 3s?" asked Carol.

"Negative Carol, go Fish," Lisa responded.

Carol draws a card.

"Lynn, do you possess any sevens?" Lisa asked.

"Hope you've got gas in your boat," Lynn answered.

"Pardon?" Lisa questioned. "I have no aquatic vehicles."

"Cause you're going fishing!" Lynn taunted.

Lisa draws a card.

"Lori, you seemed pretty interested in deuces last round," Lynn commented. "Got any?"

Lori sighs and hands her two.

Lynn slams her cards on the table. "Boom! Welcome to Losertown! Population: all of you!" She says this while simultaneously pointing to all of them.

"Well, now that that's over with," Lincoln remarked.

He stands up, followed by everyone else.

"Wait, wait, wait, hold on," Lynn said as she stopped them. "Tonight's special. It's my..." She presses a button, revealing a celebratory tarp. "...300th win in a row! I am unbeaten by you chumps!" She pulls out a bazooka, shoots confetti at them, and then runs. "WOO!"

Luna coughs up confetti and notices something familiar. "Dudes, this confetti's made from our homework! Bogus!"

"Lynn beat you that many times!" J.D. cried. "She's unstoppable!"

"I know," Anastasia acknowledged.

"She's a force to be reckoned with," Penny added.

"I'm so tired of that athletic annoyance always rubbing it in our faces!" Laney complained.

Lola sighed. "Tell me about it! She is so obnoxious."

"Yeah," Liam agreed. "I don't know if I can take any more of this.

"If we could just beat her just once, maybe she'd stop gloating," Lincoln reasoned.

"Yeah," Linka agreed. "That's a great idea."

"I agree, big brother," Lily responded.

"How are we going to do that when she's better at every game on the shelf?" Lori wondered.

"Maybe we need to try a game that isn't on the shelf; something Lynn doesn't know, something one of us is really good at," Lincoln suggested.

"Great idea," Varie agreed.

"I think I might have just the game," Lola said, inspired.

pageant-themed-themed game.

Lynn asked, "Pretty, Pretty Pageant Queen? I don't even know how to play this."

"That sounds like Pretty, Pretty Princess," J.D. observed. "An old game from many years ago."

"Oh," Lola replied. "Okay. If you're terrified of losing-"

"I'm no loser!" Lynn shouted. "It's on!"

Later, Lola is dominating Lynn in the game. She places her piece on a perfect sash space.

"Oh!" gasped Lola. "Just earned my sash! Just two spaces from being the pretty, pretty pageant queen!"

Lynn checks the rules. "Hold up. It says in the rule book that if you can roll three tens at once, you get three tens from the judges and an automatic win." She picks up the dice, spits on them, and rattles them.

Lisa scoffs. "Good luck. The odds of such an occurrence would be 1 in 1,720-"

Lynn rolls the dice. "Did it!"

Her siblings gasp in shock when the dice reveal id, in fact, roll three tens in a row.

"How the!" Varie exclaimed in shock.

Lola passes out after such a humiliating defeat.

Lynn does her victory dance. "Unh! Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken supper!" She clucks.

"We will never beat her...at anything," Lucy asserted.

"I know a game I can beat her at!" Lana declared. She shows her favorite board game. "Plumbing Pro! You have to remove all the objects from the plumbing without touching the sides."

"That's like Operation," Varie observed. "One of my favorite concentration games."

"Yeah, but toilet style," Aylene clarified.

Lynn scoffs. "This looks easy. I'll start by removing the hairball from the shower drain." She tries, but she touches the side and feels a vibration.

"Uh-oh!" cried Lana. "You touched the side. One more buzz and you lose."

Lynn was angry and growling. "'Scuze me a second." She goes outside and begins doing push-ups. "You wanna lose, Lynn? Huh, huh? You wanna be the mayor of Losertown? Then get your head in the game!" She stands up, pounds her chest, tosses the garbage can, and roars.

The others have seen it.

"She's coming back in," Lucy stated.

When Lynn returns, they all sit down.

"Let's do this!" Lynn shouted and removes every single piece of clogging from every piece of plumbing in the game making the toilet flush showing it's clear. "YES! Another win for Lynn!"

The moment she leaves, the game splits in half.

"Whoa!" shouted J.D.

"Jeez Louise!" cried Eddy.

"Lynn is a monster when it comes to games," Gabrielle stated in a British accent.

Lincoln gets an idea. "Guys, I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier. The Ace Savvy trivia game! There's no way she can beat me!"

Lori is the one who asks the inquiries.

"All right, guys," Lori continued, "whoever answers this last question right wins."

Somehow, Lynn is calm and Lincoln is nervous. The other sisters are scowling at him.

"Lincoln, what the heck?" Loered quietly. "You haven't gotten a single answer right."

"It's not my fault," Lincoln replied. "Lynn keeps getting in my head."

Lori reads the question. "Who is Ace Savvy's sidekick?"

"Oh, that's so easy," Lincoln says as he buzzes in.

"Oh, is it?" asked Lynn manipulatively. "Are you sure? It could be a trick question. I'm just sayin'." She chuckles. "Game's riding on this. It'd sure be a shame if you choked." She acts as if she's choking.

"MASSACHUSETTS!" shouted Lincoln, cracking under pressure.

Lynn buzzes in and scoffs. "Even I know this one. It's One-Eyed Jack."

Lori, defeated, responded, "Correct."

Lynn was victorious once again. "Boom! I win! Better get outta here before I breathe in too many loser fumes." She then leaves.

"Sorry, guys," Lincoln murmured, disappointed. "I totally choked."

"It's not your fault, buddy," J.D. pointed out.

"It's all right, Lincoln," Lori assured him.

"I've got a game where I know I can beat her," J.D. explained. "But we have to do it at my Gymnasium. Let's go."

They all make their way to the gymnasium, where J.D. pulls out a large bag of dodgeballs.

"Dodgeball," J.D. said." One of my favorite sports. We play this all the time in gym class."

Everyone is sitting on the bleachers.

"Go get her J.D.," Aylene encouraged.

"This is a cinch!" remarked Lynn. "I can beat you at this!"

"We'll see," J.D. predicted. He dumps the bag of balls in the middle of the court and stands on one side of the court, while Lynn stands on the other. "Would you like to be a referee, Laney?"

Laney replied, "Sure," and climbed up to a volleyball watch seat. "All right. Go!"

As they ran, they caught a few balls and threw them and dodged, evaded, and so on. J.D. hit Lynn 2 times and she summoned up all her strength and threw 3 balls at him, hitting him in the face.

Laney sighed. "J.D.'s out and Lynn wins."

"Yeah!" yelled Lynn. "Lynner, Lynner, Chicken Dinner!"

J.D. widened his eyes. "Wow! She is good."

Laney declared, "I've got an idea. We haven't tried this yet."

"What is it, Laney?" Varie asked.

Laney smirked. "If we can't find a game Lynn can't beat us at, we'll just make one up. Messed-up rules will mess up her mojo."

"That's brilliant!" remarked J.D.

"Yeah, we'll make a game so ridiculous that Lynn can't possibly win!" Linka declared.

"And it will even the odds in our favor," Lucy added.

"All right guys, let's brainstorm some ideas," Aylene suggested.

"There's no need," Laney said. "I already have one. It's all in my dream journal." She shows them the journal.

Luna's eyes widened. "Wow. Lanes, you've had some strange dreams."

Later, they were in the backyard. Lynn and Lincoln were riding unicycles with three balloons connected to their backs, holding tennis rackets and beach balls. Laney is still dressed as a referee. The rest of them are seated in rows like on a stadium bleacher.

"All right, everybody," Laney continued. "The name of the game is called "Beach Unicycle Racketball". The rules are simple: get the ball over the opponent's post while dodging their traps with the objects around you and avoid popping your balloons. But! You have to do it all without leaving the unicycle. And if all three of your balloons pop, you're out!"

"Wow," J.D. said. "So one balloon popped is like a strike in baseball."

Laney nodded. "That's right."

"It's a piece of cake," Lynn stated.

"We'll see about that," Laney replied. "Play ball!" Laney tosses the ball into the air, and Lynn and Lincoln begin serving it back and forth like in tennis until the ball hits the ground as Lynn tries to hit it. After that, Laney blows the whistle.

"What the heck was that about?" Lynn asked.

"Did I forget to mention that you're supposed to keep the ball from touching the ground? That is an immediate penalty." She pulls out a thumbtack and pops one of Lynn's balgrowlsives a growl.

"That's strike one for Lynn," Varie declared.

"Play ball!" She throws the ball, and Lynn and Lincoln resume their game. Lynn notices Luan holding a pie, so she takes it from her and throws it in Lincoln's face. Laney then blows her whistle once again.

Lynn cried out, "Now what!?"

"Illegal use of banana cream pie!" Laney shouted, "That's strike two!" She pops another of Lynn's balloons.

Lincoln was haughty. "One balloon left, Lynn. One more pop and you're out."

Lynn grows frustrated. "Time out!" She jumps off her unicycle and leaves. Once more, Lynn was performing pushups in the front yard. "Don't listen to them, Lynnster! They're trying to psyche you out with their made-up rules and ridiculous game! It ain't gonna work! You're not a loser; you're a winner! SO START ACTING LIKE ONE! RAAAAAAH!" She clenches her fists and pounds her chest like a gorilla.

Back in the backyard, Lynn returns.

"Here she comes," Aylene announced.

Lynn goes back on the unicycle.

Just then, Lynn throws a tire from the tire swing and uses it as a ramp as she rides her unicycle up to Lincoln's goal in slow motion. She hits the ball through the goal.

"She... won?" Laney said in shock.

Lynn shouted, "YEAAAAAAAAH! In your faces! I won! You lost!"

In astonishment, Laney asked, "What was that? Who said you could use that tire?"."

"Technically," Lynn replied, "you told me to throw whatever was around me at my opponent, and the tire swing was the only thing around me at the other yard."

"But I didn't say you can-," Laney argued.

Lynn does her victory dance. "Oh yeah! Uh-huh! Go, Lynn! It's my birthday! Oh yeah... She dances off. They were all speechless.

"It's hopeless," Lori concluded.

"No matter what we do, Lynn will always find a way to beat us," Lana stated.

"And rub it in our faces!" cried Lola.

Lincoln replies, but his voice is muffled by the tire.

"We are doomed to suffer her gloating forever," Lucy added.

Lisa gets an idea. "Maybe not. It appears that Lynn has no trouble taking on one of us at a game. But what if she takes on all of us?" She shows them her favorite board game. "Behold! The Settlers of Cat-Land! The objective is to build as many cat structures as possible. But here's the kicker: one cannot do so without forming alliances. Ergo, if we freeze out Lynn, she is bound to go down in proverbial flames."

"Oh, I see," J.D. remarked, seeing where she was going. "Divided, we are weak; united, we are strong."

They all have cunning looks in their eyes and decide to go with this plan. Later on, the game does not go Lynn's way.

"What?" Lynn exclaimed, annoyed. She was stammering. "Seriously?! No one has a yarn ball to trade for some catnip?"

The others mumble and moan that they don't have a single yarn ball.

Lynn groans. "I can't build squat! This game bites it! HARD!"

The cat timer meows and rings.

Satisfied, Lisa turns it off. "Well, I see our time is up." She checks the score. "We have a twenty-two-way tie for first, with Lynn in a distant second."

"COUNT IT AGAIN!" Lynn yelled.

"Lynn, I do not make errors," Lisa said, smugly.

"BURNED!" shouted J.D.

This flabbergasts Lynn. They all leave, ecstatic that they have finally defeated her.

"Well, that should put an end to Lynn's competitive behavior," Lisa responded.

"And all of her gloating," Lincoln added.

"You said it, Lincoln," Varie agreed.

"Yeah," Luan agreed. "I'd say we really got her to gloat."

J.D. laughs. "We put her on a gloaten-free diet."

Luan laughs. "Unless she's a gloaten for punishment."

The others just leave, not wanting to hear anymore.

Eddy laughs. "Hey, where are you going? I'm just gloatin' started!"

The next day, Lincoln and Linka grab some milk from the fridge and drink it straight from the carton, then Lynn comes in with her own carton.

"I can chug faster than you!" Lynn boasted. She chugs the whole thing down, belches in Lincoln and Linka's faces, and smashes the carton on her forehead. "I win! In ya face, Milk-coln's! WOO!"

As Leni makes her way upstairs, Lynn yells, "Race you to the top!" She then runs up the stairs and shoves Leni.

"Ow!" cried Leni.

Lynn makes it to the top. "WOO-HOO! I win! Ho ho, you went down hard!"

Leni is still trying to walk but is stuck to the wall. "I thought I was going up."

Lily is building with blocks, while Lynn has built a tower with her own.

Lynn was dancing. "Yes! I win. I stacked more blocks than you." She twerks right on top of Lily's blocks, causing them to collapse on her. "Uh-huh! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!" She takes off dancing.

Lily breaks free from her blocks. "That's not funny, Lynn!"

Lisa is mixing chemicals, but so is Lynn, who causes hers to explode. "BOOM! I win! Made an explosion first."

"I wasn't trying to make an explosion!" Lisa protested, but her chemicals exploded anyway. "Dang it."

Lynn and Lucy are doing the dishes.

Lynn says, "I can wash faster than you," and starts washing the dishes rapidly.

Lola is brushing her teeth when Lynn walks in.

"I can brush faster than you!" declared Lynn. She brushes furiously with many toothbrushes, flashes her gleaming whites, and loses a tooth, much to Lola's disgust.

Later that night

"I CAN GO TO SLEEP THE FASTEST!" shouted Lynn. Her siblings groan. "I CAN ALSO SNORE THE LOUDEST!" She snores loudly, much to her siblings' annoyance.

The next morning.

"Woo!" shouted Lynn. "I was up first!

The living room.

Lori comes in.

"Ha, ha! Lori, I totally ate more bacon than you. Loser!"

Angered, Lori groans and throws open the door.

"Where are you going?" Lincoln asked.

"Anywhere I can get away from Lynn!" Lori responded.

"Pancake challenge!" Lynn yelled. "Right now! Which one of you lame-os is gonna man up?"

Lucy gets up and begs. "Please. Take us with you."

The others are riding in Vanzilla for some peace and quiet.

Luna sighs contentedly. "This is sweet, right, dudes?"

The others agree.

"I really need a break from her," Luan stated.

But then...

"Come on, Lynn! Push it! Push it! Dig deep!"

It's revealed that Lynn is riding her bike right past Vanzilla. "Yeah! You lose! Eat my dust!" She pedals away.

Her siblings groan.

A sibling meeting is taking place in Lori and Carol's room.

Lori bangs a shoe to order."We all know why we're here. The Lynn situation is literally the worst thing that's ever happened."

"Yeah," Linka agreed. "She's even more obnoxious than ever!"

"She didn't bother me or the rest of us at all," J.D. added. "I think she was mostly targeting you all."

Lucy moans. "We never should have beat her at that cat game."

"I say we challenge Lynn to a rematch, but this time we throw the game," Lincoln suggested. "That way, she'll feel like a winner again and stop driving us crazy."

"Good idea Lincoln," Varie replied.

Except for Luna and Lola, everyone likes the sound of that. Cut to them challenging Lynn.

"A rematch, huh?" Lynn asked. "Well, this place is gonna be spotless...after I wipe the floor with you! Booyah! Let's do this!"

Fast forward to later in the game.

"Will anyone trade me a scratching post for a laser pointer?" Lynn asked.

The others offer her their scratching postcards.

"Will anyone trade me a cat bed for a litter box?" Luan asked.

The others intentionally decline.

"I gave my last one to Lynn," Lola explained.

Lincoln slips a card from his pocket and places it on top of the deck.

"It's your turn, Lynn," Luna remarked.

Lynn draws and to her amazement, "Yes! Ball of twine, chumps!" She rolls the die and gets one. "One? GAH! Come on!"

Lisa bangs the table hard enough to cause the dice to flip to a six.

"Are you sure you read that right?" Lisa inquired.

Lynn sees it. "Six all day long, baby!"

Later, Lynn has pretty much everything else in the settlement.

Lynn said confidently, "Hope you guys are hungry, 'cause it's almost time Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner! Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!"

While most of them smile knowing their plan is working, Leni starts looking nervous. She grabs the board and throws it out the window. The others ask her why she went and did it.

"What?" Leni asked. "The plan was to throw the game, and no one else was doing it!"

"Leni, that's not what we meant!" yelled J.D.

"Wait a sec," replied Lynn, suspiciously. "Throw the game? You guys were trying to lose to me on purpose?"

"Okay, yes, we were," Lincoln admitted. "We just thought if we let you win, you'd stop being so insanely competitive with us."

"I was just trying to get my edge back after losing to you guys," Lynn confessed.

"Well, to be completely transparent, the only reason you lost is that we all teamed up against you," Lisa explained.

Lynn widened her eyes. "What? Why would you do that?"

"Because after your 300 wins..." Luna began.

"Well, technically, 306, but who's counting?" Lynn interrupted.

Luna was aggravated by Lynn's interruption. "...we couldn't take your gloating anymore, dude."

"You are such a poor sport!" insisted Laney. "You can't take losing well, and whenever you win you do that stupid victory dance!"

"Yeah," agreed Luan. "We were all in the same gloat. We were tired of eating your gloat meal."

"Not now, Luan," Lori murmured, not in the mood.

Eddy laughs. "Love the jokes Luan but not now my funny angel."

"Oh sorry," Luan apologized and stops.

Lynn widened her eyes. "Wow. So, you're saying I'm a bad loser and a bad winner?"

Lisa nods. "Precisely."

"You all feel this way?" Lynn asked.

Lynn's Siblings answered, "Yeah. / Kinda. / Afraid so. / We feel this way."

"I'm sorry," Lynn apologized. "I didn't mean to be a jerk. I just love playing games, especially with you guys. Look, if you give me another chance, I promise to be a better sport. What do you say?"

The others think for a moment and agree.

Lori shrugs. "Why not?"

"Okay, Lynn," Lola replied.

"Yes! First to apologize!" shouted Lynn victoriously.

"Really?" Laney questioned.

Lynn realizes what she did and said, "Uh, sorry. That was the last one. Better sport, starting...now."

Later, a card game comes to an end.

"That's all my cards," Lynn stated. "So, I guess..."

The others all have nonchalant acceptance on their faces.

"You can say it," Lincoln replied. "You win."

"Okay, cool. I win." Lynn shakes Lincoln's hand. "Good game, guys. Good game. And J.D. those skills you showed in dodgeball were awesome."

"Thanks, Lynn," J.D. replied.

Lynn gives the peace sign, leaves, steps outside, and...

Laney smiles. "Wow, she really learned to be a good sport. I'm proud of her."

They all look outside.

"Think again," Lincoln said.

"YEAH!" shouted Lynn triumphantly. "I RULE!" She starts dancing. "Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner!" She does the worm.

The others are looking out the window.

"At least it's not to our faces," Lincoln added.

"Yep," Varie agreed.

They all agree, stating that Lynn has a long way to go to stop gloating entirely.

Lynn rips the sleeves off of her jersey and shouts in victory. "WINNER!"

"That's our sports athlete," J.D. commented.

"You said it," Laney agreed.

THE END.