Open on a scene from one of Lincoln's manga comics; two characters are arguing, and one of them "speaks" in Lincoln's voice. "If we cannot decide who gets the triangle of power, then we must..."

J.D. Speaks in the 2nd character's voice. "BATTLE!"

As the caption is read, the two characters power up and leap toward a pizza-shaped artifact, shouting "YAAAHHHHHHH!"

J.D. and Lincoln are on Lincoln's bed reading a manga comic.

"Ah, nothing like a little manga reading before dinner," Lincoln commented.

"You said it buddy," agreed J.D.

Rita called out from somewhere, "KIDS! PIZZA'S HERE!"

"Oh, Boy!" J.D. cried out.

A pizza delivery truck with the words "DELIVERY IN 30 MINUTES OR ELSE" is seen driving away from the Knudson-Loud-Anderson home.

J.D, Varie, Jeri, Sakura, Fu, and Lincoln are making their way down the stairs.

"In a family this big..." Lincoln informed the viewers.

As his sisters raced down the stairs, Lincoln moves to the side of the stairway to avoid them. Lana then comes sliding down the banister.

Lori, Leni, Luna, Gabrielle, Laney, Riley, Anastasia, Penny, Linka, Shannon, Lily, Lola, Lisa, Lynn, Lucy, and Luan all yelled, "PIZZA!"

"OOH, PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA, YEEES!" Lana chanted.

"...getting seconds is rare," Lincoln continued as he runs down the stairs.

A pizza box is getting set down on the dining room table..

"Especially when it comes to pizza," Lincoln added.

"How so Lincoln?" J.D. asked.

"I'll show you." When Lincoln opens the box, he finds a 36-inch pizza pie inside. They all reach in and take a slice, leaving only one.

Lincoln continued, "With 23 slices and 22 kids, there's always one slice left. Who gets the last slice? Well, that's always the problem. Let me tell you about..."Lincoln Loud's ABCs to Getting the Last Slice. First, "A"; we argue."

"I'm the oldest, so I should get it!" Lori insisted.

"No way!" Lola protested. "Beauty before age!"

"It's age before beauty Lola," Varie corrected.

Lola blinked and said, "Oh. Never thought of it that way."

"Oh, then I guess I should get it," Lana suggested.

"You don't need it!" Lynn shouted. "You'll just eat your boogers instead!"

"Hmm, true," Lana conceded.

"I wish we could share it," Laney added, "but it's just one slice and it wouldn't get us much."

"This is bad news anyway you slice it," Luan joked and then she laughs. "Get it?"

"Very funny Luan," Lily said, smiling.

J.D. laughs. "Good one, Luan."

Jeri: Pizza is very good. But I don't know if we should fight over the last slice.

"I love pizza, but at this time of day, I prefer tea and crumpets," Gabrielle replied in a British accent.

"I love pizza too," agreed Shannon. "But I think I should get it."

Lucy spoke up and said, "I know. I'll just contact the spirits and have them decide."

"Dude, dinner's kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you," Luna remarked.

"Luna, that's not nice," Sakura reprimanded.

Fu nods. "I agree. But we can split the slice Sakura."

"Good thinking Fu," agreed Sakura.

"Perhaps I can use my calipers to equally measure us all a piece," Lisa suggested.

"Who needs caterpillars?" Leni asked. "All we have to do is split it evenly 40/40."

"It's 50/50 Leni," Varie corrected.

"Really?" Leni asked.

"She's right, Leni," Riley replied.

Except for J.D., Varie, and Lincoln, everyone else is still arguing in the background, with various speech balloons indicating random objects, as if they are cursing.

"Arguing never works," Lincoln added. "So, if we can't agree on who gets the last slice, that brings us to "B"; we must..." In his imagination, J.D., Varie, and Lincoln spin around and are enveloped in shiny rays of light. The light breaks away to reveal J.D., Varie, and Lincoln in an anime-esque form, with lightning arching around their hands.

"...BATTLE!" J.D., Varie, and Lincoln said in unison.

Images of fantastic anime versions of the Loud sisters and Riley appear; Jeri, Sakura, and Fu are already and will always be in anime form. They yell as they form a circle around the pizza slice and jump for it.

"KIDS! There's no need to fight!" shouted Lynn Sr.

Back in the dining room

The kids, in reality, are piled on top of each other from their fight. Lynn Sr. shows them a second pizza box and opens it.

"We got a free second pizza!" Rita added.

"Of course, we always forget about "C" coupons," Lincoln added.

"Good thinking," agreed J.D. "And if that fails I have a back up factor: Magiswords."

"PIZZA MAGISWORD!" yelled the announcer.

The kids zip out of the dining room causing the one slice that was left to drop to the floor, J.D. grabbed it and ate it.

THE END.