MI6 never had a good track record when it came to Alex Rider. When his most recent mission goes predictably off the rails, it takes ten days without contact before anyone in London reacts. In retrospect, MI6 should probably have looked a little sooner. Or: Alex becomes an accidental supervillain. Mostly fluff by Alex Rider standards.

Nile is minding his own business on holiday in France when he stumbles across a ten-year-old pickpocket. Abandoned children are free real estate, right?

Yassen arrives at the hotel room only to find his target dead and Alex Rider standing above with a smoking gun.

Helen isn't allowed to talk about the patient in Room 109. Even when the strangely intimidating man staring her down claims to be the patient's younger brother.

Alex really should have stayed home and learned the stupid lines before he failed drama class. But now he was stuck with an assassin and madman, with no help in sight. But what he didn't expect was for Yaseen to kidnap him at the end of the whole ordeal.

Alex is stuck in lockdown with Gordon Ross. Hijinks ensue as Alex tries to distract himself from boredom. Devilverse!

Alex has just watched John Wick. He's really struggling with this pencil thing, but if he can make it work, it's gonna be REALLY awesome. Devilverse!

K-unit finds Alex on surveillance tapes after years of thinking he was dead. They launch a rescue mission but when they find him they worry he might just shatter. It will be a long road to recovery if it isn't too late.

Yassen just spectacularly ruined Alex's day. Then Alex finds out where he keeps his yacht and helicopters. Alex is delighted- he's going to have an absolute blast of a time.

One of the Alex Rider villains suddenly drops dead of a heart attack. Not a single person believes that Alex had nothing to do with it. :(((

Alex Rider dies and makes a deal to go back and fix everything with a suspicious figure...surprise! It works. Now he is back four years before the day his uncle dies. Can he train and pass as his age without raising suspicion? Good thing keeping up a front is what he was trained for... Note: Rating may increase. Updates are aimed at once a month, and never more than two apart.

In one world, Cossack heard about Albert Bridge and looked the other way. In another, John Rider found a stray assassin on his doorstep. An AU told in snapshots for the Alex Rider Big Bang. Updates irregularly as real life allows.

Smithers needs a new buddy to help him with his mission: maintaining the server at the kid's gaming center he volunteers at. Enter Alex Rider, his teen coworker that just happens to love gaming. A surprisingly wholesome fic with our two favorite computer nerds from Alex Rider bonding. Written for SpyFest 2022 Gift Exchange for Guelphbeegirl.