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He really wished Rias would stop making him lunch.

Or rather, he wished should would stop experimenting as much as she was. This was the 9th day in a row at school that Akeno had come to him with a lunch from Rias. The boxed lunches were good, but they were really messing with his digestion of the meals he was already eating.

"So... how is it?" Akeno asked with her eyes glued to his lips.

He was going to admit it today.

"... This one is worse than yesterday's for sure... everything goes together too well... it just blends together. It's easy to eat, but doesn't give off a strong impression... and the flavors are all too subdued to give me anything to compliment." Naruto had to say, this one was worse than the lunch on the first day for sure.

Akeno took the lunch from him before he was finished.

-That Afternoon-

"Hey Akeno, I have some questions about... ass." Rias looked straight at Akeno's ass as she looked in a naked apron, and she had a face that was troubled as she looked at all of the ingredients she was cooking with. Rias looked across the room, and she saw Yuuto was laying on the floor with his belly full.

"Vodka... yeah... that might work, and give it some more flavor." Akeno muttered to herself. "The alchohol will burn out in the oven... and it will give the dish a crisp crust." Akeno grabbed the bottle she used for cooking and poured it into the mix that she was working with. She completely ignored her king, who went over to Yuuto.

"Yuuto... are you okay?"

"... I'm... so full... she's been going nuts." Yuuto groaned as he tried to sit up, but just laid back down and curled up instead.

"Why is she naked?"

"She is getting herself in the girlfriend mindset... her words." Yuuto explained, and Akeno started to whip up some eggs in a bowl. She had a look in her eyes that was half filled with malice, and half filled with excitement. She had sat him down and forced him to eat each and every thing that she had been cooking.

For 6 hours.

He was miserable, but he could not say no to her, literally. He feared for his life if he uttered the words no, because she was a mad woman at the moment.

"Light... and fluffy... but it's clearly lacking something... it needs to stand out." Akeno frowned as she was whipping milk into the bowl. Rias helped Yuuto get out of the room, and decided that it would be better if she made herself unknown.

A hand touched her shoulder.

"Rias... do you mind?"

"... Of course not." Rias forced a smile when she saw that dangerous glint to Akeno's eyes. It was a look that promised... something if she said no. She might own Akeno, but she knew she had no power to flex her authority over the girl right now.

Something told it it would end poorly for her.

-At 4 AM-

"... Perfect... it's perfect. Everything is perfect... it has it's own unique flavor, it all goes together well... but nothing clashes in a bad way." Akeno tasted each thing she served Rias when at long last she believed she had perfected the box lunch. She hit all of the core flavors, and it all combined to form a savory mouth feel.

The rice was sweet, but had a little bit of a sour kick.

The veggied were steamed and moist, but they were hiding a secret that would come out after you bit it. She completely perfected how to get the veggies to mix with the rice, and the meat dish could only be described as the perfect blend of spicy and savory. She made sure the desert part of the lunch was a small slice of cherry pie as well, with a crisp crust that was improved by replacing part of the water with vodka, and she added some apple and lemon to it to make it more moist on the inside, without it making the crust soggy.

"I'm... I'm going to go... puke." Rias hobbled out of the room with her hand in front of her mouth, and her other hand holding her belly.

She was pale faced.

A hand touched her shoulder.

"We're not done yet."

-Next Day-

"It's good."

"Just... good?" Akeno whispered as she looked at her masterpiece, and Naruto nodded his head.

"Yeah, it's good... but honestly... the lunch focuses on the rice and veggies, but I'm not a veggie guy. I don't really like them that much, but the lunch is really good." Naruto complimented the food that Rias made for him. She had clearly worked very hard to make it, but sadly it was a lunch that was not suited to his tastes.

Akeno took a deep breath.

She exhaled.

"... Just good."

"Very good." Naruto confirmed for her, but that didn't change Akeno's face as she looked at the way he was eating it slowly. "It would be way better if it focused on the meat, and turned the veggies into a side... make the veggies sweet and the rice a little salty."

"But you said the rice should be sweet!"

"Oh, only when the meal is more salty. Rice needs to compliment the meal itself, but give you something to eat to help... make the next thing you eat more enjoyable." Naruto tried to put it into the best words that he could. "Honestly though... maybe there is some subtle thing in this food I can't notice."

"Huh?" Akeno looked up.

He shrugged.

"Women have more taste buds than men, so they can taste more flavors, and can get even more subtle with their cooking. So maybe I'm missing something." Naruto was grabbed by the collar.

"MMMMMMM!"

Akeno planted a big smooch on his face as she became instantly excited, standing up when she realized what she needed to do in order to make the perfect lunch for Naruto. Something that would be able to much better suit his particular palate. She had forgotten that each person had different preferred flavors, and that Naruto might be different than herself, Yuuto, and Rias.

Asia dropped her fork and watched as a stupified Naruto stared at Akeno as she walked away.

"Uh... what?" Asia couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

Naruto as well.

-The Next Day-

"Sorry... but I can't eat that today... make stomach has been upset since yesterday." Naruto denied Akeno as he walked away, holding his upset stomach with minor pain. He would have loved to try Rias' cooking again, but he couldn't help it that all of the different types of lunches he had been eating was messing with his belly.

Akeno watched him walk away, before she looked down at her lunch that would go uneaten.

She saw a boy in Naruto's class walking by.

"... Here." Akeno pushed the lunch into the boy's hands with a completely unexcited face, not caring in the least who ate the meal at this point. She had worked all through the night to make that lunch under the expectation that she would finally get Naruto to tell her it was delicious.

"Ah! A big boobed hottie made a lunch for me!"

Akeno just sighed and walked away, not caring who the boy was at all, or even looking him in the face. The boy she wanted to impress with her lunch was unable to eat it, and she didn't care about what some random guy had to say about her cooking. She was sure that he would just say it was delicious, no matter how it tasted.

'I've improved as a cook at least.' Akeno thought as she plastered her ever present smile onto her lips, and kept her eyes closed so that nobody could see her emotions in them. She walked backwards a few times.

She grabbed the boy's shoulder.

...

"I don't like you. I have no feelings for you at all. I made that lunch for Naruto, but he wasn't feeling well at all." Akeno watched as his face started to sink. "You can enjoy the lunch if you want, but I will not be your girlfriend, and do not ask me out. I generally have no interest in men at all, so do not go reading anything into this and don't go spreading this around."

When the boy's face was done sinking, Akeno started to walk away again with a much more pleased smile on her face. She succeeded in not only making sure there was no misunderstanding between her and the boy, but she also made herself feel better as her sadistic nature was given some fuel.

She would have pleasant dreams tonight.

Had to make sure NOBODY thought she was going after some random boy.

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