Je crois que tout est dans le titre, ou la preuve qu'un verre d'eau peut avoir de l'intérêt.

A fic to mark the birthday of Arty Diane:-) Inspired by her own work regarding the over enthusiastic and single-minded drug squad. "Recreational" has several meanings...

This is love, sensual heat, take the blade and cut me deep. (Another drabble prompt from my wonderful Jim, this time the request was "Shag Me"- a sexual-themed drabble. So, this is what I came up with, a bit of consensual cutting that came about from an in-character conversation we had. While it's a huge fetish for me, this was my first time writing something like this.)

John misses him. John misses him every day. (So, there are drabble prompts that often go around, especially for roleplaying blogs. My darling Jim sent in 'Break Me'- which, on this particular drabble list, was "write something angsty". So I did just that. And it hurt.)

4 Arty, on the occasion of her birthday, as she likes a laugh. Sherlock is sulking in his room - so what's new you think. Changes are afoot and only John can talk him out of there...

The vampire Jim Moriarty takes a peek into John's mind, and sees a beautiful challenge- he's consumed with the need to corrupt that purity, to let the darkness out, to watch John come undone. Written for a prompt on the Johniarty tumblr.

AKA. "What the MI6 Minion Heard". Transcript of Sherlock and Mycroft's conversation from The Hounds of Baskerville. One-shot, but may be extended depending on what people think. xx

pt 5 of Guarding an Idiot series- AU The day started out pleasant. It's only after Sherlock begins asking about the progress of their relationship that things start to get a bit peculiar. Fluff included.

A crackfic about the everyday life of John Gobi and his cave-mate Sherlock Shrimp.

'Wasn't that what love was? Accepting each other's neuroses? They certainly had enough of those to go around.' (Complete.)

(This started as a reader insert, but I received a comment saying it isn't allowed. I apologise, but I need to change the "you" in the story into "me". So the Assassin in this story will have my name and looks, but I guess you can read it like it's you. ) What would happen if an assassin had to kill Mrs. Hudson? And what's with that strange uncle who tells me to befriend Sherlock?

The one in which they are a ridiculous cosmic joke. AU.

"NO! GO AWAY YOU'RE A FREAK! GO HOME!" John yelled. "John…" Sherlock sounded hurt; he could hear John sobbing quietly in the background. "I'm coming in." Sherlock pushed open the doors and stopped in shock. He saw John slumped against a wall, sitting in a puddle of crimson blood, and next to him was none other than James Moriarty. Please review

Post-Reichenbach reunion one-shot. Based on The Mountain Goats song "Going To Georgia"

Katy's mother disappeared on her 16th birthday. Then she meets Sherlock. Katy discovers bit by bit the truth about her mother and her father. OCC. A bit of humor too. A casefic from the eyes of the client. No Johnlock. Rated T for language, bit of angst and drug use.

Implied slash. JohnLock.

OneShot. AU. JohnLock. The Detective and His Doctor are separated by celestial entities. This is my attempt at reuniting them. Yep. Summaries are hard to write.

Sherlock is an expert rider but hasn't ridden a horse in twenty years. Will he still be able to communicate with the horse? These two one-shots are based on sevenpercent's wonderful, "Musgrave Blaze."

Sherlock can't sleep on his own, Mycroft helps. Kidlock.

"No one ever gets to you, and no one ever will. And that is what really gets you, doesn't it?" Very short character study of Jim Moriarty. T for mention of suicide.

After catching a bad cold and reliving a memory buried deep within the past, John wakes up to the world's one and only consulting detective offering him late night tea. Post-Reichenbach. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash

When Molly hears the answer at the door, the last thing she wants to do is open it. She knows who it is, and she knows what he is going to say. She also knows why he is going to say it, and not wanting her to go so she can be in the morgue; it's not the right answer.

Post-Reichenbach. John tries to deal with Sherlock's death through a new means – a diary. But will it be enough, or will it take something stronger to keep him going? Rated T to be safe as later episodes touch on the idea of suicide.

AU. On the run from the East India Company, John becomes a stowaway on a ship. However his luck takes a turn for the worse when said ship sinks during a storm. Passing by the wreck a mysterious crew saves him and John meets the eccentric Captain Sherlock Holmes who takes him on board as the ship's doctor. Slow-build story. Johnlock. K for now. T for later and M for last.

What happens when advises fall on deaf ears...or simply on the ears of a certain consulting detective. Companion fic to Never Ever.