"Can you explain to me again how exactly you managed to ruin my date, aggravate that nice girl to the point of emptying a two-liter jar of pickled eggs over your fat head, and get both of us kicked out of one of the only decent pub in this part of London for setting off a baking-soda-and-vinegar reaction, all in the time that I was in the loo?" Implied Johnlock in the end. Enjoy!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete