...Gasper 2.
The Showman looked at the sector as it lit up.
"Well, looks like you are up first Mr. Vamps. Take a seat up front."
Gasper pointed at himself in surprise.
"Wait, I'm going first?"
Azazel looked at the dhampir with his usual lazy gaze.
"Looks like it kid. Now, c'mon let's see which match we will be watching."
After much urging from his friends, Gasper made his way to the middle of the screen.
"Now for this match, it features two demon slayers that have two sets of blood, a lot of weapons and a lot of style."
The cast all looked with confusion, causing Showman to groan and slouch.
"I'll just play the trailer…"
With a click of the button, Gasper saw the two fighters.
(Track: My Demons - Starset)
The first image is a black pistol in a gloved hand as the camera moves up to reveal a blue eye and stands of white hair. The camera then flashes to a pair of spinning pink pistols as it shows a pair of arms in black gloves holding them before shifting to a picture of a beautiful woman with a pair of black glasses.
It then shifts to the white hair gunslinger going against a horde of demons in a cathedral with his pistols firing bullets everywhere, before switching to a large claymore then attacking a larger demon with a strike.
Soon the screen switches to the woman who much to the delight of the pervs, sees her swerving and twisting her body on various angles firing off bullets from a pair of blue handguns.
Then, The white haired man shifts into a demonic form and delivers an overhead slash to the screen while the black haired woman makes a pose and her suit soon forms a large dragon as it bites onto the screen.
Soon it shows the two fighters. A white haired man in a red coat pointing a pistol in a sideways fashion while the black haired woman points her pistols behind her head with a seductive wink. The screen then reads the title
Dante VS Bayonetta
Soon the sound of a cocky voice rings through the room
"Let's Rock!"
(Trailer ends)
The entire room looked on with a sense of awe. They could tell this match will be interesting. Then…
"OH MY GOD, THAT WOMAN WAS SMOKING!" Issei yelled with his usual perverted expression.
The Showman fell to the floor anime style before slamming his fist into Issei's head
"THAT'S WHAT GOT YOUR ATTENTION?! YA STINKIN' PERVERT!"
Calming down, The Showman directed his gaze to the young dhampir.
"Let's start watching. And Gasper, pay attention to their backstories."
Playing the episode, they saw two figures. One was a scrawny man in a green shirt and white lab coat with wild white hair plus small green glasses and a cybernetic arm while the other was muscular with tanned skin and a handlebar moustache. He was dressed in a stained wife beater under a sleeveless plaid shirt with a trucker hat on his head. He also had blue jeans and a shotgun for a leg.
"Hey, who are those guys?" Millicas asked
"The hosts of the show. Scrawny boy is named Wiz, a mad scientist and the one who does the analysis of the show. He is extremely smart but he is also extremely unhinged with his inventions. The big boy is Boomstick. He provides comedy. There are only four things he loves: Booze, Violence, Guns and women."
Issei perked up at that. "Wait, he's a-
"Yep. Grade-A Pervert with a tendency for bad jokes."
The Showman soon pressed play as a rock intro played in the background
(Invader - Jim Jhonston)
Wiz: When demons and other supernatural beings invade our world, it takes more than an exorcist and a ghostbuster to take care of them.
Boomstick: Sometimes a hunter with a shitload of weaponry, a lot of style and two sets of blood in their veins to do the job.
Wiz: Dante, Devil May Cry's devil Hunter
Boomstick: And Bayonetta, the Umbra Witch. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills, to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
"Wait, the rough voice said 'two sets of blood' What did he mean by that?" Gasper asked.
"I think we'll find out in the episode." Rias answered
Dante
(Cues - Devils Never Cry - Devil May Cry 3)
Wiz: Take a walk down Slum Avenue and you'll find all sorts of hangouts for the scum of the underworld. The Bullseye Bar, a random strip club, and even a run-down service shop called "Devil May Cry."
Boomstick: But the services they're selling aren't like washing your car or fixin' your plumbing. Oh no! Long as you got the cash, this shop specializes in delivering demonic beatdowns. Who's crazy enough to try and make a living this way you ask? His name is Dante.
"Interesting place for a business." Azazel spoke with interest.
Irina then piped up. "I'm more interested in the fact he's sort of an exorcist. I wonder how he hunts them.
"Wait until we get to the weapons, then you can go gaga over them"
Background:
Half-demon, full awesome (This caught Akeno and Gasper's attention)
Mercenary, private investigator, and vigilante
Son of Sparda, the Legendary Dark Knight (This confuses everyone)
Perpetually drowning in debt
Lover of red trench coats (Rias, Sirzechs and Millicas nod in approval)
Favorite dessert: strawberry sundae
(Cues Lock and Load - Devil May Cry 3)
Wiz: From the very beginning, Dante's life was always unusual. You see, when he and his brother Vergil were eight, they had their first supernatural encounter. But it wasn't the kind with fairy godmothers giving a happily ever after. This was one filled with vengeance.
Boomstick: Yeah you see, their parents weren't heretics or anything, but their dad was an ancient demon warrior named Sparda.
The young devils and angel all looked confused by the name
"Sparda? Was he a real demon or am I missing something?" Issei asked.
"I never learned about him during my tutoring sessions" Rias replied in a confused tone.
Meanwhile, the faction leaders were having their own conversation
"Say, was he a part of the war?" Azazel asked.
"I don't think he was a real devil." Sirzechs asked.
"Maybe we should ask Showman?" Micheal replied.
Boomstick: Yeah, see, his demon dad was a badass who turned his back on the underworld and single handedly imprisoning its demon emperor, Mundus… Right after, conquering the place Game of Thrones style. But after Dad died, Mundus' minions felt brave enough to take some revenge, by slaughtering his family, leaving Dante an orphan. Bummer. Hate it when that happens.
Wiz: It's kind of a requirement for heroes really.
The group's eyes widened at the sight of the demon in question. He was easily around 8ft tall with a body scheme related to a beetle but with a pair of clawed hands and scaly body. He also had a pair of downward-facing ram horns, chiropteran wings with beetle-like wings underneath, hooves for feet, and reptilian spines protruding from his back.
Parts of his body appeared to be made of greyscales with accents of red and purple. He also had gold veins on his hands and arms, chest, shoulders and back, a red diamond eye shaped gem in the center of his forehead, and skull-shaped gold knees and elbow guards with small horns.
But what set them off were the eyes. Crimson red like a raging fire but with no pupils. He was also carrying a large claymore
The Showman then proceeded to present the being
"Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Dark Knight himself: Sparda! He is one demonic mofo who managed to seal away Mundus and conquer the underworld. He then met a human woman and proceeded to marry and give birth to his boys, one you are seeing right now"
"Now I'm glad he isn't real…" Azazel muttered, paling at the sight of the demon in front of him.
Boomstick: Anyways, with his family dead, you'd expect Dante to enact vengeance, right?
Wiz: Nope! With his mother gone and his brother assumed dead, Dante was left with only one option: Become the ultimate demon hunter, and perpetuate the cycle of vengeance.
Dante: This party's getting crazy! Let's rock!
Dante struggles to turn on his boombox until he karate chops it.
This caused some giggles to come out of the audience's mouths
(*Cues: Devils Never Cry - Devil May Cry 3 again*)
Wiz: Despite the dangerous nature of his occupation, Dante always maintains a carefree spirit when dispatching devils of the underworld.
Boomstick: It's part of his charm. Hell, when you've got abilities like Dante's, why not be a little cocky?
Powers & Abilities
Superhuman strength, speed, agility, and durability
Healing factor
Teleportation (Devils approve)
Expert marksman
Proficiency with any weapon (The Knights, Irina and the head honchos approve)
Devil Trigger
Transformation which increases all of his attributes (This intrigues the devils
He's faster than the mortal eye can see, strong enough to grapple with the underworld's toughest demons, and straight-up man enough to shake off being stabbed through the chest like every god damn day!
After wincing from the word God, everyone grew shocked from the impalement of Dante as he was skewered by a lot of spikes
"Oh, shiiiiii…" Issei began but he remembered there was a kid in the room "...eeeesh! That has to hurt!" He finished, remembering the phantom pains from HIS Skewering.
"That regenerative factor must be helpful when dealing with demons." Sirzechs said, mentally wishing all devils could have that ability.
Wiz: That's thanks to his regenerative ability. In fact, all of that is made possible due to his demonic heritage, and made even more deadly by his plethora of weapons, his favorites being his dual pistols and enormous sword.
Boomstick: Like any proud weapon owner, he gives his tools of destruction pet names. His guns, Ebony and Ivory, specialize in long-range shots and rapid-fire barrages respectively. These hand cannons are so powerful they can each obliterate demons in a single shot.
(*Cues: Taste the Blood - Devil May Cry 3*)
Dante shoots off Echidna's head without looking.
Dante: I think that look suits you better.
"HEADSHOT!" Millicas yelled, earning a glare from his mom
"You taught him that, didn't you Rias?" Akeno deadpanned
Rias just laughed nervously
Boomstick: Rebellion is a large, magical sword given to him by his pops, which can cut any demon down to size in the blink of an eye.
Wiz: It can even turn into many different forms from a demonic axe with slow, yet powerful strikes, a grappling hook that can tear down buildings, an angelic scythe, a set of shurikens and a pair of gauntlets which can be used for powerful punches.
"That is not a sword. That is a swiss army knife" Kiba commented
"How do you know that?" Issei questioned
"The president used to take us on camping trips. We ended up buying a few Swiss army knives" Kiba said
Boomstick: He's also got his brother's sword, Yamato, which can cut through dimensions!
The sound of a pin drop could be heard in the room as everyone had slacked jaws.
"D-Did he just say...cut through...DIMENSIONS?!" Azazel stuttered in disbelief.
"That may be stronger than Excalibur" Micheal murmured with wide eyes
"OK. It's official. We faced this guy, we may as well start digging our graves. I might as well put on my gravestone "I died a single loser" Issei Said with a panicked plus miserable tone
Wiz: Throughout his adventures, Dante also collected a wide assortment of additional weaponry called Devil Arms, physical manifestations of powerful demons he has defeated.
Boomstick: Remember Mega Man? It's that, but on steroids.
Wiz: His armored Gilgamesh gauntlets increase his striking power, letting him shatter huge monoliths with a lethal one-inch punch.
"So the legendary King of Heroes are gauntlets here? Interesting" Azazel said, mentally noting down the design of the gauntlets
Boomstick: With Lucifer- the backpack, not the devil- Dante basically throws infinite lightsabers.
"If Lucifer saw this, he would be rolling in his grave" Sirzechs commented. I mean the King of Devils, a backpack?
He's also got Nevan, an electric guitar, which is literally electric, Cerberus, ice powered nunchucks, grenade launchers, shotguns, and, I kid you not, a briefcase that can transform into 666 different weapons, ranging from a giant Beyblade to a flying turret gun named Pandora.
"Wait. Wasn't Nevan that lesser known saint in Ireland?" Irina innocently commented
"A shame he became a demon in this." Gabriel morosely spoke.
"And Cerberus became nunchucks?" Bikou spoke
"Looks like it." Arthur replied, intrigued by the weapons
"Hey, I guess that briefcase may refer to Pandora's box" Millicas spoke up
"That's true. I see you were taught well." Sirzechs praised his son, who beamed brightly
Wiz: There is Alastor, a sword which gives Dante lightning fast speed, Ifrit, gauntlets which produce hellfire, Agni and Rudra, which give Dante power over fire and wind, Artemis which shoots demonic arrows, a hi-tech rifle which shoots ricocheting bullets named Spiral and a few swords and guns that Dante uses in his fights against the demon hordes. But his greatest weapon has to be his Devil Sword Dante which combined both Rebellion and Sparda.
Boomstick: It forms four swords like Vergil's summoned swords. They work like a shield and a homing beacon against incoming attacks
"Damn, that is a lot of weapons." Azazel muttered, notepad out with a variety of notes written.
Weapons
Rebellion
Magical claymore-style sword
Ebony & Ivory
Dual semi-auto pistols
Yamato
Katana capable of slashing through space itself
Nevan
Demonic guitar with electric powers
Pandora
Briefcase which becomes 666 different weapons
Lucifer
Backpack containing unlimited spike projectiles
Alastor
A sword that gives lightning fast speed
Ifrit
Flame-element gauntlets. Can generate Hellfire
Cerberus
Triple nunchaku with the power of ice
Agni & Rudra
A pair of scimitars which have power over wind and fire
Gilgamesh
A set of gauntlets, greaves, mask and back armour which absorb organic materia. Increases striking power
Artemis
A gun which fires demonic arrows
Spiral
A high tech rifle with high penetration bullets
Devil Sword Dante
Made from combining Rebellion and Sparda.
Can create four swords which can follow Dante.
Boomstick: Seriously... where does he keep all that stuff
Wiz: Really, really deep pockets, or perhaps it's one of his Styles, abilities he's also acquired from defeating demon bosses. With Doppelganger Style, he can duplicate himself, with Trickster Style, he can teleport instantly, with Royal Guard Style, he becomes a nigh-impervious dreadnaught, and he can even slow down time with the Quicksilver Style
"OK, I am now unwilling to fight this guy!" Rias squeaked and everyone nodded in agreement. With that many skills and weapons, devil kind would be wiped out before the sun rose
Boomstick: On the rare occasion Dante feels he needs to get serious, he enters the Devil Trigger, a transformation which taps into his demonic heritage to unleash his true devil form. Devil Trigger dramatically increases his strength, speed, and healing power, and he can fly!
Wiz: That's not all. By Devil May Cry 5, Dante obtained the Sin Devil Trigger. With it, he is even faster, invulnerable to attacks and actually reduces Dante's use of taunts. But his greatest form is when he's near death. That is when he activates his Majin Form, which can fire energy beams, shroud foes in darkness and create a big white explosion. He is also completely invulnerable.
All of the devils present began to pale at the look of the devil trigger, sin devil trigger and the majin form. But Gasper looked with extreme interest. Maybe he could try something like this? The Showman saw the look and grinned underneath his mask.
Wiz: Being so well-armed, Dante is more than capable of handling entire courts of demons on his own, although this doesn't stop some of his allies from joining in from time to time. This includes Trish, a demon lady who occasionally fights alongside him, and happens to resemble his deceased mother... talk about giving somebody an Oedipus complex.
Boomstick: Hey, if I may quote an old family saying, "If she's not directly related, she's safe to be dated".
Wiz: That explains a lot. Luckily, and quite surprisingly, that avenue was never explored, thank God.
Issei nodded his head with closed eyes. "True that!" he pronounced, the rest of the girls looking at him in surprise.
Issei saw their looks and replied "What? Incest isn't a kink I would like to read in my erotica. And I don't care if we're devils or not! Incest is NOT wincest!"
He may be a pervert but he has standards, dammit!
(*Cues: Shall Never Surrender - Devil May Cry 4*)
Boomstick: Dante is a walking, talking, feat achieving machine. One time, after getting impaled by four demons at once, he pushed one so hard, it exploded and dropped a ceiling fan on the other three, all while eating a slice of pizza. Oh, and when their friends showed up, he challenged them to a game of billiards.
Dante fires a bullet from his gun to knock the balls into the demons, knocking them out cold.
Boomstick: He won.
"I'm pretty sure that isn't how you play pool" Kiba commented.
"And I'M pretty sure those demons didn't want to stick around for a pint and watch the soccer match" Azazel fired back.
"Hmmm...true." Kiba commented
Wiz: Dante has run down the side of a building so fast he caught fire, similar to a spacecraft reentering the atmosphere at approximately 17,000 miles per hour. ("Damn, that's fast" Issei commented. "I can't go that fast" Kiba agreed)
Boomstick: And he's even capable of taking out others just as overpowered as himself. like his brother Vergil, who was not dead, but evil.
"WAIT WHAT!?" Everyone yelled out, shocked to see Dante and another white haired male in blue clash swords with Dante driving his sword through his torso.
"HE'S ALIVE?!" Gasper yelled
"But...how…?" Akeno spoke in shock but Showman then spoke
"Ah-da-da-da-da-da! That'll be spoiling the surprise!" He tuttered but he looked at Akeno
"But he is in a battle. Hopefully you won't pick up his attitude."
Wiz: He stopped a colossal punch from this titanic monster without breaking a sweat
Gasper then raised his hand, getting Showman's attention.
"Uuuuhhh, who's…?" he asked
"It's called 'The Saviour'. A false deity worshipped by a cult to purge the world of demons. Sounds like your stinkin' church loving lunatics."
The Heaven group, Asia and Xenovia looked mad and was about to admonish him but were interrupted
"Freed Sellzen. Valper Gallilei. Holy Sword Project. Ring any bells?"He snarked causing Irina, Gabriel and Micheal to shut their mouths in shame.
"Also the nun getting kicked to the curb by the church for being conned by that pedo Dio-dumbass Astaroth"He continued causing Xenovia to look away in slight shame and Asia to freeze up at the mention of him and Issei to grit his teeth in anger at the mention of the former Astaroth heir.
, shrugged off bombardment by meteors, and eventually avenged his mother by defeating the demon lord Mundus, in space.
"Geez, I don't think anyone can stop this guy!" Issei spoke
Boomstick: You may be asking yourself, "Can anything stop this guy?" ("We did ask." Issei snarked) Yes. Dante does have a limit to how much punishment he can take, but if there's anything that could take him down, it's his own cocky attitude.
Wiz: In the words of the ancient Chinese philosopher Laozi, "There is no greater danger than underestimating your opponent."
"That is true. Many enemies had fallen to us because they believed in their abilities to be invincible, causing them to neglect their other skills" Azazel spoke and the other adults agreed.
"It's also like with Riser who relied too much on his fire and regeneration." Rias spoke, remembering that match but she widened her eyes as his sister was here.
Ravel noticed and waved off any concerns. "Look, I know my brother. He did get cocky during the fight."
Boomstick: I'm gonna have to disagree with old Laozi here. I'm pretty sure there's no greater danger than telling a woman those pants do, in fact, make her ass look fat.
Issei facepalmed at the comment
"What an Idiot! That's not a great danger!"
"No. It's getting chased by the kendo club for peeking" Koneko replied
"Yeah...Hey!" Issei spoke in annoyance causing everyone to laugh.
Wiz: You're an idiot, Boomstick. But his abilities also rely heavily on Devil Trigger energy. And his Majin form can only be used when he's about to die.
Boomstick: His healing factor does have limits and should it be overtaxed, he'll be knocked out or turned to bits.
Wiz: But when there are demons making a mess in your neighborhood, you can count on Dante and the Devil May Cry crew to turn them into dust
Sid: You bastard!
He runs at Dante and leaps at him, Dante aims his gun at Sid.
Dante: And jackpot.
He fires, striking Sid.
Showman paused the video and allowed the viewers to digest what they watched. Gasper especially.
"He's like me…" He muttered. He may have been a video game character but he had a similar birth like him! Born from a supernatural being and humanity. But he didn't let that stop him and he was happy.
"That's true kid. One thing though. Dante never liked his blood either." He said, causing GAsper to look in surprise.
"Really?" Rias asked. Turns out they heard the comment.
"Well yeah.'he replied. "Don't forget. His blood meant he and his family became targets. And when you lose your mother and brother due to your heritage, you tend to resent where you came from."
That got a feeling of understanding with mainly Gasper and Akeno. But this is Gasper's battle to watch.
"However, during his journeys Dante learned one thing: That blood is a part of him, no matter what. He can either contain it and hold him back when he goes demon hunting or embrace it. Take a guess with what he did."
Gasper simply looked confused like a puppy, causing him to facepalm.
"He embraced it. Look kid, I know you resent your vampire blood. But if you embrace it, then you can easily blitz through any poor sod that tries to turn you into paste."
With that, Showman went back to play the video giving Gasper a chance to think.
"Embrace my blood? Can I do that?"
Bayonetta
(*Cues: Advent of the Angels I - Bayonetta*)
Wiz: From the angels of Paradiso to the demons of Inferno, there is a name feared by both the light and the dark, and her name... is Bayonetta.
Issei immediately began to drool over the sight of the 6ft tall woman with black hair done in a high ponytail with a pair of rectangular glasses. She was also clad in what seemed to be a skintight suit, hugging her curves.
Azazel whistled in appreciation while Sirzechs began to sweat as he noticed the glare from his wife.
'BONK! BONK!'
Suddenly, Azazel and Issei were face down with lumps on their head. Courtesy of Showman with a large stone fist and an annoyed face.
"This is why I really hate pervs…"
Koneko gave a thumbs up in approval
(*Cues: Tokyo Game Show - Bayonetta*)
Background
Real name: Cereza
Height: 7'7" | 232 cm
Weight: approx. 200+ lbs | 90+ kg
Her standard clothes are her hair (Everyone felt a bit queasy from that)
One of two surviving Umbra Witches
The "Left Eye of the World" (This caused confusion with everyone)
Once babysat her childhood self (Azazel: Ok…)
Boomstick: To any normal guy walking down the street, she may look like your average seven-foot-tall gargantuan amazon woman with good fashion sense, but Bayonetta is actually one of the last Umbra Witches, a clan of mystics allied with demon-kind.
They then see Bayonetta strutting down a street in a white dress and big floppy white hat
Rias whistled in appreciation. "She has style"
All the girls agreed with her.
Wiz: Named Cereza upon birth, she spent her early life growing up in outcast due to her parents being from rival clans, her father, a Lumen Sage, and her mother, an Umbra Witch.
Boomstick: See, the Sages and Witches had one rule to follow: Don't make babies with the opposite clan, because according to prophecy, it would bring on the destruction of the universe. So naturally, it was only a matter of time before somebody couldn't keep it in their pants. (sighs) Pulling out works every time, but the last time.
"Wait...what does he mean by that?" Rias asked in a suspicious tone.
The rest of the audience also looked confused. Did something happen with him?
(*Cues: Friendship - Bayonetta *)
Wiz: You would know. With the pact now broken, war ensued between the two factions, in the end, only two witches survived; Cereza, and her rival/future friend Jeanne. Hoping to prevent the apocalypse, Jeanne used a special dagger to seal away Cereza's memories and put her into a five hundred year-long coma.
Boomstick: When Cereza woke up from her epic power nap, she took on her new name, Bayonetta, and set out to find her lost memories. Luckily for her, she had just the right weapon for the job: her hair!
"Wait...she uses her...That is an interesting weapon…" Akeno said as she sweatdropped at the idea.
"Oh please. There are a few characters which use their hair as a weapon and they are still badasses." The Showman said. "I mean, there is Shantae, a half genie, Flare from Fairy Tail, hell even a guy named Sunny who had a literal hair demon. There is even one character in DEATH BATTLE That can use her hair as a weapon.
"Who?" Akeno asked
"You'll find out…" he said mysteriously
Powers & Abilities
Superhuman strength, speed, agility, and durability
Witch Time
Dramatically slows the flow of time
Witch Walk
Walks on walls & ceilings in the light of the moon
Beast Within
Animal transformations granting increased speed, flight, and damage negation
Blazingly fast reflexes
Proficiency with any weapon
(*Cues: Love is Blue Equipped - Bayonetta 2*)
Wiz: As an Umbra Witch, not only does her hair serve as her clothing-
Boomstick: Which I'm having a really hard time deciding whether or not that's hot, or just disgusting.
"Disgusting. Plain and simple." Issei said bluntly.
All the girls looked at him in bewilderment.
Looking away, Issei mumbled "Some stupid troll sent me a link when I was looking at porn...that much hair shouldn't be allowed on a woman!"
Wiz: She can also use it to summon the demon Madama Butterfly to aid her in battle. This technique; the Wicked Weaves, creates portals for the giant demon to deliver devastating punches and kicks.
Boomstick: Bayonetta can also walk on walls and ceilings with Witch Walk, and even transform into animals to fly, run super fast, and dodge attacks.
Wiz: But her most useful technique is Witch Time. By slowing down time itself, Bayonetta can dodge practically anything while unleashing a barrage of attacks.
(*Cues: One of A Kind - Bayonetta*)
Weapons
Love Is Blue
Four supernaturally powerful handguns
Shuraba
Katana which sucks the soul of its victims
Durga
Gauntlets which strike with fire or electricity
Odette
Ice skates which can freeze lava
Kulshedra
A literal snake whip
Lt. Col. Kilgore
Tonfa shaped Rocket Launchers
Sai Fung
Revolvers shaped like nunchucks
Bazillions
Four Laser guns
Pillow Talk (Rias: ...Wow. A weapon named after a sexual theme…")
Beam saber
Rodin
A set of golden rings which can turn into a variety of heavenly weapons
Alruna
A pair of thorned whips
Rakshasa
A pair of Indian swords
Kafka
A cursed bow which shoots poisoned arrows
Chernobog
A triple bladed scythe which can fire its blades
Undine
Twin launchers that are used as clubs. Shoots fire and Ice
Salamandra
A pair of chainsaws
Takemikazuchi
Hammer which causes earthquakes on impact
Boomstick: Bayonetta is basically a tall, sexy armory. She wields gauntlets called Durga which attack with fire and electricity, a huge scythe that rots the souls of its victims, and a freaking lightsaber called Pillow Talk. She has a bow that fires poison arrows, a chainsaw made of dragon scales, a massive hammer that can cause earthquakes with every strike, a pair of thorned whips, swords, revolvers, rocket launchers and even ice skates which attack with ice. Obviously.
Wiz: But her most beloved weapons are her four pistol set called Love Is Blue. Rather than swap between them like a normal person, she somehow manages to wield all of them at once by using not only her hands, but also her feet.
"Damn...That is a lot of weapons." Azazel smirked, notepad in hand taking notes. Perhaps he can try and replicate a few of them.
"I am curious as to how she uses her pistols if there are four of them" Sirzechs muttered, assuming a thinking pose.
Boomstick: How does that work? Does she have like, some kinda weird thumbs on her ankles or something? That would kinda detract from the hotness factor just a bit-OH MY GOD! She's covered in hair, and she uses her feet like hands... she's a monkey! MONKEY WITCH!
Cue facepalm from everyone present
Bayonetta: This is awkward...
Wiz: I highly doubt that. She probably just uses some sort of magic. Speaking of magic she can summon demons to help her in battle. These range from demonic creatures to mini demons to swarm enemies and some powerful demons to finish enemies.
Boomstick: Hell she can even summon the queen of hell to finish enemies off for good
Demonic Summons
Madama Butterfly
Her main partner who can shatter meteors with her punches
Gomorrah
A demonic dragon
Malphas
A giant demonic bird
Hekatonchier
A six armed giant whos punches can destroy mountains and cause earthquakes
Scolopendra
A demonic centipede that is 10km long
Phantasmaranee
A giant demon spider that can summon baby spiders to swarm enemies
Labolas
A demonic chimera
Michlantecuhtli
A giant four winged bat
Baal
A giant demonic toad
Hydra
A giant gorgon head
Diomedes
A demonic unicorn with a sword for a head
Carnage
A swarm of Demonic butterflies
Queen Sheba
Bayonetta's strongest summon and the Queen of Inferno
"DAMN! That is a lot of demons to summon" Issei looked with wide eyes. All these demonic creatures could become familiars but they looked like they could fold theirs in half.
Wiz: And should the situation turn dire, Bayonetta can unleash her full potential, she triggers her 'Umbran Climax.'
Boomstick: *Chuckles*
Wiz: ...Which increases her strength and lets her summon Madama Butterfly's full unrestrained power. When fully unleashed, Madama Butterfly can shatter huge meteors by headbutting them.
Boomstick: Ah, climax. (Grayfia: What a child…)
(*Cues: Fly Me To The Moon (Climax) - Bayonetta*)
Feats
Defeated Jubileus, The Creator (Everyone was shocked by this)
Headbutt a skyscraper across a city (Koneko was shocked by this)
Threw a colossal satellite with her legs
Dodged bullets when they were instantly re-positioned behind her (Kiba and Xenovia were shocked by this)
Fought her way through Inferno and back
Tanked a superpowered bullet to the face and was merely staggered
Boomstick: By herself, Bayonetta has pulled off some impressive feats. She's strong enough to kick military jets into the air, headbutt skyscrapers across the city, and even throw satellites with her legs in outer space. Oh, by the way, she can survive outer space.
Wiz: Using Witch Time, she was able to defeat this thing in only a matter of real-time seconds. Even without Witch Time, her reaction speed is astronomical! For example, when a Lumen Sage stopped time to position newly fired bullets about three feet behind her, she managed to not only turn and identify the incoming threat, but also dodge all 16 of them. Considering regular bullets travel around 2,500 feet per second, she must have pulled all that off in less than 1,000th of a second.
BOARD OF WIZDOM
Speed of a bullet = 2500 feet per second
Her bullets travelled about 3 feet
3 feet/2500 fps = .0012 seconds
Everyone was confused by the calculations shown. But Showman had cleared things up.
"Yeah for certain feats they'll show calculations. DEATH BATTLE Is more than fighting to the death! It's also about working out statistics."
Boomstick: And then there's that one time, when she killed God. You know, by scissoring her hair with Jeanne's and punching the creator's soul across the entire solar system into the sun!
"WAIT, WHAT?!" Everyone yelled, the loudest coming from the heaven group.
This chick killed a god?! How was that possible without a Longinus?!
Showman naturally looked confused. "Why are you surprised? You got weapons that can turn Gods into swiss cheese."
"Yes. But that is with powerful sacred gears. This is a woman without them!" Sirzechs exclaimed.
"You do realise that she has a lot of demonic weapons and can summon literal demons to help her fight right?" Showman deadpanned.
Sirzechs had a dopey look before getting up. "Excuse me for a second." he said with a smile before walking up to a wall and proceeded to slam his head against it.
"Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. How did I forget that?!" he muttered with each slam.
Rias, Grayfia, Millicas and Showman looked at the scene with deadpanned stares.
"And here we have Sizechus Lucifus Idioticus. The King of Hell everyone.' He announced before turning to the three. "How do you put up with him?"
"Lots of patience" They deadpanned together
Wiz: Okay, obviously Bayonetta's feats and abilities are absolutely ridiculous, but she is sometimes rather inconsistent.
Boomstick: Despite her reaction time, she's been caught off guard by enemies ranging from a half-god called Lobster or something like that, and even a plant monster that managed to grab her out of the air.
Wiz: But regardless of whatever weaknesses she may have, Bayonetta's achieved more than anyone could possibly imagine, despite being 100% human.
You could hear a pin drop as the words went through the audience's ears.
"100…% HUMAN?!" Vali shouted
"That cannot be possible!" Rias said
"I think the Hero Faction will be VERY interested in her" Micheal said
"Did you forget all of the weapons she used? And all of the demons she could summon." Showman deadpanned.
Two seconds later, several faceplams could be heard. How could they forget that?
Boomstick: Wait, she IS human?! Dibs.
Bayonetta: All right, let's dance baby.
The analysis was done and now they began to discuss who would win in the battle.
"It's gotta be Dante! I mean, he's got more weapons than Kiba's got swords!" Issei said
"I agree. Not to mention that Dante has a demonic heritage to fall back on." Kiba agreed with Issei.
"I don't know...Bayonetta can match him with her weapons and demonic summons." Rias said in a thoughtful tone
"Plus she is stronger from throwing that satellite." Akeno replied
"Well we won't know until we watch the battle." Azazel spoke, halting the debate.
"Azazel's right. Showman, you mind playing the battle?" Sirzechs asked.
Giving a smirk, Showman pointed the remote to the screen.
"Hope you are ready...Ladies and Gentlemen…' He clicked play. 'IT'S SHOWTIME!"
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
(*Cues: Out of Darkness (Prologue) - Devil May Cry 4*)
"OH MY GOSH! IT'S LIKE AN ACTUAL CHURCH OF THE 15th CHAPEL!" Irina squealed at the church interior. It was a pure white, like the heavenly clouds.
"It's a shame that it will soon become a battleground…" Micheal said in a solemn tone, causing Irina to deflate at the fact
"Oh yeah…"
Dante arrives on the top of a very tall clock tower, which contains a chapel inside. He sees a tall chair in the middle with a small Bayonetta doll and picks it up to examine it. While looking at it, Cereza arrives (dressed in priestess attire) while holding a book.
Bayonetta: Another wandering lost soul I see?
Dante turns around and notices Cereza
Dante: *whistles* Woah!
Dante is impressed by the woman's looks, and tosses the doll back onto the chair while walking over to talk to her.
Issei couldn't help but whistle. "Those robes definitely suit her...maybe she can also show some more-"
SLAM!
A stone fist slammed onto his head.
"AM I GOING TO HAVE TO DO THIS TO YOU EVERYTIME YOU MAKE A SLEAZY COMMENT?!" Showman roared.
Dante: Lost? Nah. I'm looking for something called the Left Eye. Care to give me a hand? Could be fun.
Bayonetta: Hmph, I see. But if you're looking for the Left Eye, that would either make you an angel...
(*Cues: Genocide - Devil May Cry *)
Bayonetta holds out her book and Dante walks over thinking she's offering it to him, but she starts shooting at him.
Everyone winced at the sudden action.
"Guess she is devoted to keeping that eye safe…" Kiba said.
"If she was gonna shoot Dante, then yeah." Rias replied.
They both try shooting as she leaps over Dante and takes off her priestess outfit revealing her true clothes. They both get into a gridlock after firing a few shots and she winks at her opponent, with the Left Eye flashing.
Bayonetta:... or a demon!
Everyone moves closer to the screen, waiting for the battle to start.
FIGHT!
They both exchange blows of gun-fu before Bayonetta uses Madama Butterfly's foot to kick Dante to the floor. Dante quickly gets up. They fire more bullets and Dante ends up catching one in his mouth that he spits out. Bayonetta laughs as she avoids Dante's bullets while firing her own. Dante leaps high into the air to avoid as his opponent follows suit and grips him between her legs
"Dragon Perv, if you make a sexual comment, you'll be getting a stone drill to your balls…" Showman growled out as his fist turned into a drill.
Issei wisely kept his mouth shut.
(similar to Dante's fight with Nero in DMC4). He escapes her grip and the two kick each other backwards.
(*Cues: Blackened Angel (Battle) - Devil May Cry 4*)
Dante lands as Bayonetta gets out Kafka and aims at him.
Bayonetta: Take this!
Dante avoids the arrows at first and then slashes them while firing more bullets. He charges at Bayonetta with Rebellion. She dodges it and uses Witch Time.
Bayonetta: Too slow~
"And this is how Witch Time plays into action.' The Showman said with an exaggerated flourish of his arm. He then turned to Gasper, who looked on in awe. 'You paying attention, boyo?"
Gasper nodded his head in awe.
She uses the slowed down time to land multiple hits on Dante with her hair and uppercuts him. She uses a Madama Butterfly kick to send him into the Iron Maiden, which closes and traps him while impaling him in multiple places.
Bayonetta: Mmm, what a disappointing finish...
"Welp. She won." Issei said, getting up. Suddenly, a stretchy arm brought him back to his seat.
"It ain't over, Dragon Perv. Use yer ears." Showman said. Soon, the sound of metal rattling resonated through their ears.
"Hang on. Is he…?" Rias said
Bayonetta starts walking off, but Dante breaks out of the Torture Attack while brushing his shoulder.
Dante: That all you got, sister?
Bayonetta giggles as she takes out the Rakshasa.
Bayonetta: Ah. Looks like you're more of a man than I thought!
Dante: C'mon!
Dante sends multiple energy waves out of his sword which knocks over multiple chairs in the chapel. Bayonetta dodges all of them and activates Witch Time for the last attack. She charges at Dante, but Dante activates Quicksilver allowing him to fight at her speed in time to counter her and send her back.
Bayonetta: What?
Dante: Haven't used this in a while. Still got it!
"And that is Quicksilver. Works like Witch time." Showman had said to Gasper
Gasper nodded in determined intrigue
They clash their swords multiple times before Dante sends her back and kicks a chair her way.
Dante: In the money!
Bayonetta slashes the multiple chairs her way but is caught off guard by a chair that hits her in the back of the head, as a result of Dante teleporting behind her.
Dante: Ha ha ha! Jackpot!
Bayonetta: You're a naughty boy hitting a girl like that. You need to be taught a lesson!
"Oh my...Someone is a dominatrix. I wonder if I can learn from her~" Akeno giggled as she let her hand rest on her cheek
Everyone just looked at the Sadistic priest with deadpanned looks.
"Lady, has anyone told you that you need to see a psychiatrist?" Showman asked
"Well…" Akeno began but soon felt an apple in her mouth.
"You know what? I don't wanna know." He said before resuming the battle
Bayonetta takes out Arluna and clashes with Dante using the whip with Rakshasha on her feet.
Dante: Ho ho ho! Now this is what I'm talking about!
Bayonetta: If you liked that, you're gonna love this. Avavago!
Bayonetta summons Gomorrah, which roars at the white-haired demon hunter. Dante salutes with a smug look as the large demon devours him. Dante isn't chewed up and opens up the large monster's jaw from the inside.
Dante: Phew! Your breath stinks!
"Really? You are about to be eaten and you're commenting about that thing's breath?" Rias deadpanned
"It's all about the banter in these fights" Showman replied
Dante escapes from the demon's mouth and takes it down with a few slashes of Rebellion. Bayonetta takes out Takemikazuchi and tries slamming Dante, who blocks is using Gilgamesh. The blow sends them to the next floor of the building. Dante quickly activates Quicksilver again as Cereza sneaks up on him with a blow with Rakshasha and they both point their weapons at each other.
(*Cues: Max Anarchy OST- Find You*)
Bayonetta: This is where we part ways, love.
Dante: After you.
Trish arrives on the scene driving her motorcycle towards the center to intervene.
Trish: Dante!
"WOAH! WOAH! TIME OUT!" Issei said making a T-Shape with his arms. "I thought no outside help!"
Everyone looked at the Showman, demanding answers.
"Yeahhhh...I got nothing." He replied with a smile causing everyone to face fault into the ground
Dante pushes Bayonetta back as Trish sends the cycle towards his opponent. Bayonetta stands there as Jeanne appears to kick the bike back at Trish, who slashes it in half with Sparda, resulting in an explosion.
Dante: C'mon Trish, you missed!
Trish: Oh, don't be a baby. Let's finish her off!
The Devil May Cry team gets ready to fight.
Bayonetta: Jeanne.
Jeanne: Cereza. Having some guy trouble?
Bayonetta: Not to worry, I've got this one handled.
Trish: Wait, we're getting paid for this one, right?
"There are two women pointing their weapons and all you could think about is money?!" Grayfia exclaimed
Sirzechs held his wife down to prevent any more outbursts
"They are bounty hunters" He reasoned which Grayfia understood perfectly
Dante shakes his head and starts running.
Dante: C'mon!
Trish tosses her scythe at Bayonetta, who hits it back with her hammer. Dante then starts trading blows with Jeanne before Trish comes to assist him. She electrocutes Jeanne, allowing the two to perform a team attack on her.
Trish: This is gonna hurt!
As Jeanne's knocked back, Bayonetta takes out Chernobog which clashes with Dante's gauntlets. Dante takes out Agni and Rudra to slash at her before calling his partner.
Dante: Trish!
Trish: Bye-bye!
Trish kicks Bayonetta with an electric kick and clashes with Jeanne again, this time wielding the Angel Slayer. Jeanne tries slashing Dante who manages to punch her with his gauntlets.
Dante: What's wrong? Can't keep up?
Trish tries kicking Bayonetta, but Cereza turns into multiple bats and activates Witch Time to kick both Dante and Trish back.
Bayonetta: So close.
She nearly hits them with an uppercut from Madama Butterfly. The two Umbra Witches assume a stance as Dante takes out Pandora, which morphs into a missile chair and fires just as Trish uses Maximum Voltage. Bayonetta and Jeanne turn into panthers to avoid all the attacks and jump out of the window onto a falling clock. Their opponents follow suit.
(*Cues: Bayonetta 2 - Aesir*)
Jeanne clashes with Trish and her flying sword.
Jeanne: Where'd you get that outfit, a thrift store?
Trish: You're one to talk, that color looks terrible on you!
"NICE! THERE MAY BE A CATFIGHT SOON!" Issei exclaimed as he began to drool over the leather clad females insulting each other. With any chance…
*SLAM!*
Issei was out cold as Showman held a smoking baseball bat in his hands.
"What? I said I was gonna knock him out." Showman said as he observed the winces from the ORC
Trish levitates her sword to stab at Jeanne but misses.
Jeanne: Ugh, bitch!
Jeanne kicks Trish off the clock and jumps after her. Dante sees his partner flying off.
Dante: Trish, wait!
Bayonetta takes out Shuraba and takes advantage of the distraction.
Bayonetta: Best pay attention, boy!
The two demon hunters clash until Bayonetta teleports behind Dante. Dante teleports in response and activates his Devil Trigger mode. Bayonetta powers up and sends multiple Madama Butterfly punches at Dante, who blocks and dodges all the punches. Bayonetta then pulls her trump card by summoning the full Madama Butterfly, who charges up a powerful punch.
Bayonetta: Pretty or not... don't fuck with a witch!
Dante blocks the punch and sends a clone after the demon to kick it back. Soon Dante begins to unleash Yamato on the demon, slashing it in a quick motion. As he sheathes the katana, several cuts appear on her body.
"I didn't even see it happen!" Kiba said in shock
"How fast was he slashing that demon?!"
With enough energy, Dante immediately begins to slash Madoma Butterfly at high speeds. One final slash causes the demon to split into many pieces.
Bayonetta: No! That's not possible!
The two clash with each other until Dante is stabbed by Shuraba, taking him out of demon mode. One of Bayonetta's Love is Blue guns drops to the ground.
(*Cues: Burial Knocked Down Exhaustless Lucifer - Devil May Cry 4*)
As it turns out, both were stabbed with their respective swords. They step back, but while Dante shows no pain, Bayonetta is mortally wounded and falters back.
Everyone watching had their jaws dropped as they witnessed the Umbra Witch falter.
"I guess that means we know who won." Rias couldn't help but comment.
Bayonetta: Augh, not possible...
Dante: Oh, it is possible. Don't worry…
Dante activates Lucifer on his back.
Dante: ...I'll send you to heaven dear sister
He throws the spike projectiles to the side and then upwards, all of which home in on Bayonetta and puncture her even more, leaving her screaming in severe pain. As she struggles to get up, Dante takes out a rose and gently tosses it at Yamato's handle.
"Oh my! That is overkill!" Rias said, covering her mouth in shock. All of those spikes were penetrating her like crazy.
"I think she's getting turned into a shish kebab!" Issei gulped
Dante: Bullseye.
The moment the rose hits the sword handle, Bayonetta explodes into bloody chunks. The clock finishes falling down and Dante lands in the streets of Fortuna as he reclaims his swords and sheathes them.
Dante: How come I never meet any nice girls?
"Well, we now know who won that match!" Sirzech spoke in shock as they saw the carnage from the battle. It also caused his adrenaline to rise from the action he saw.
"Man, that was frickin' awesome!" Issei spoke and it wasn't from the fact his character won. Everyone was in agreement as their eyes were shining from the battle they were shown.
Gasper in particular was in extreme awe at the fight as he witnessed the two half-breeds brawl it out. If they could embrace their nature, what's to say he can do the same.
"Now then...Let's see the results!" Showman said as the results section was shown.
KO!
Dante walks off with Shuraba still placed in his chest while Bayonetta's soul is dragged into Inferno.
Results
(*Cues: Forza del Destino - Devil May Cry 4*)
Boomstick: DAMN! And here I thought the day would end with them in a love hotel! Not one turned to chunks!
Wiz: Yeah, they even lost their friends... I-I think? What happened to Trish and Jeanne? Are they still fighting?
Boomstick: Well, I'll show you how I think it went down in my new show: DBX!
Before anyone could say anything, Showman shook his head.
"Trust me...it ain't worth the hassle…" Showman said
Wiz: Wait, what? Did you actually do analysis on your own? (Rias: I don't think so)
Boomstick: Heh heh, hell no! I'm just gonna make them fight! (Rias: Called it)
Wiz: Ugh, you would. In what actually matters, it's true that Bayonetta's satellite throwing feat trumps any and all of Dante's physical displays of strength. However, Dante edges out in every other category.
Boomstick: His arsenal matched and exceeded Bayonetta's blow for blow. In fact, a majority of Dante's arsenal could match up with Bayonetta and he had more guns on him for better Range.
Wiz: Hell, even a giant demon like Madama Butterfly is nothing new to someone who gets hired to kill demons for a living. Dante even faced off against heavy hitters like the Saviour and Mundus. Bayonetta's demonic creatures are nothing more than puppies compared to them. But the biggest reason was that Bayonetta didn't have many ways to kill Dante .
Boomstick: Yeah! I mean, the dude shrugs off mortal wounds every day like they were bug bites! Both can take a bullet, but unlike Dante when Bayonetta's stabbed, it hurts! That's why avoiding attacks was her specialty.
"Dodging attacks is good and all but it can only do you good for so long" Azazel said with the rest of the leaders nodding in agreement.
"Soon you will run out of energy and the enemy will finish you off." Sirzechs added, especially when Wiz continued.
Wiz: But she can only dodge for so long against somebody like Dante. Early in their careers, Dante and Vergil obliterated each and every raindrop in a twelve-foot radius, briefly creating a completely open space in a rainstorm. Up to 30 raindrops can occupy a cubic foot on average, meaning they destroyed 108,000 raindrops in less than a second. Without any extra abilities or styles. Even with Bayonetta's absurd reaction speed, Dante striking so much space in so little time far outclasses anything she's had to avoid.
"So in other words, because Dante is striking in a large area Boynetta is in, she had a limited amount of space to avoid the attacks?" Issei wondered
"Looks like it." Rias agreed
Boomstick: Even when she tried avoiding him with Witch Time, Dante's Quicksilver evened the playing field, basically making it useless.
Wiz: It was just a matter of time before Bayonetta suffered the fatal blow.
Boomstick: Bayonetta had her last dance with a devil (Everyone groaned at the pun Rias: These aren't a thing right? Showman was silent, causing her to groan)
Wiz: The winner is Dante.
(Dante Sneezes)
Everyone clapped at the episode. They were really feeling the fight and adrenaline course through the veins.
"Now that the fight is over.' The Showman said as he opened the door to the training room 'Time for some training for you, Gasper! IN you go!" he replied as he opened the door to let Gasper in
"Um...this training won't hurt him, right?" Rias asked but the Showman just gave a smile, that didn't soothe her nerves
Inside, the training room was completely white with only Showman and Gasper inside.
"So...what will you be training me in?" He asked nervously.
"We'll be training you in using your vampire blood and instincts. With a vampire form, you'll be faster and tougher. But, from what I know about you is that you have really bad memories from your form. Am I right?
Gasper sadly nodded as memories of the prejudice he suffered began to resurface.
"Right now, there is a mental block that is causing you to repress your blood. Much like the cat girl, you are rejecting your blood. That ain't good as it's making sure you don't reach your full potential. If we find a way to remove the block, then you will be even stronger for your king.
Gasper nodded his head in understanding, but he was still unsure.
"But. What if I go berserk?" Gasper asked
"Look kid. My advice for this is just remember what you are fighting for? Anyways, we won't require anything strenuous. Just some meditation."
Soon both got into a meditative position and let their bodies relax, allowing their eyes to close and minds to rest.
Meanwhile, Rias and the rest of the ORC were getting nervous. They were inside for a long time and Rias was pacing in worry.
"How long is this going to take?!" She yelled anxiously. Who knows what he was doing to Gasper?!"
"Rias, relax. I'm sure he isn't doing anything harsh." Sirzechs said in a comforting manner. Soon they felt rising energy form behind the door.
"I hope" he gulped. When the door opened, The Showman exited with a pair of sunglasses covering his face and sipping a coke from a glass.
"Alright, Mr. Vamps. Come on out and show them what you can do." He declared as he stepped to the side and revealed Gasper.
Everyone noticed the look in his eyes. It was more relaxed and mature than his usual timid look.
Gasper then began to show a red aura around him, he then crossed his arms before slamming them into the ground, blinding everyone in light. When it cleared, everyone's eyes widened.
Gasper was now standing 6ft tall with red slit eyes and longer fangs with a pair of black bat wings shooting from behind his back. His fingers now had claws and he smiled a grin filled with battle hunger.
"So' Gaper spoke in a deeper tone. 'What do you think?"
Silence. Then…
"HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS AWESOME!" Issei screamed out
"I-I I'm lost for words…" Akeno spoke in a shocked tone.
"What did you just do?" Kiba asked, awe filling his voice as they all looked at Showman
"Helped him embrace his Vampiric blood. Now with enough concentration, he can access what I call his Tempus Dracule form. Now, he can move fast enough that everything is in slow mo, enhanced smell, hearing sight and a pair of claws that can turn steel into butter."
"Showman…' Rias said as she hugged him. '...thank you." she whispered.
"Don't thank me yet. One down, 26 more battles to go. But first' Showman opened up a portal
'We'll continue this tomorrow. Gasper needs to experiment with his new form. Get use to it. When Tomorrow comes, meet at the club and we'll watch the next battle and the next trainee will be ready.
Everyone nodded and went through the portal, ready to test the potential of Gasper's new form as well as getting ready for the next battle.
HOLY SHIT! I HAVEN'T TOUCHED THIS THING IN A LONG TIME! I AM SO SORRY FOR THOSE THAT WANTED TO READ THIS! BUT LIFE TENDS TO DO THAT TO YOU!
Anyways...Now that I'm done with this I'll do the next chapter. But first of all two things :
1. There is a tie between COunt Dracula VS Ganondorf and Sephiroth VS Vergil. So which one do you wanna see first?
2. Also I'm replacing Leonardo VS Jason Lee Scott for Lord Beerus VS Sailor Galaxia as it suits Rias a LOT more.
Let me know which match you wanna see next and when I get the chance, I'll get started.
Now my time's done here, thanks for coming to the show, see you next time when you want another go.