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Right now Ren was looking at a criminal. No, criminal is the wrong term. What he's looking at right now, is a super pervert. One pervert so huge that it's doubtful an ordinary human could understand it.

"Hmm. That is a fine pair as well." Ganzō said to himself, looking at a woman passerby. Or more specifically her chest. Hanzō was looking at it intently enough that the passerby noticed him and started to power walk away from him.

"Hers are obviously around 78 cm." Hanzō said after looking at another woman's breasts. "But it has such a lovely shape that size doesn't matter." She also felt his intense stare on her breasts and this time ran away from him

"But so is that one?" Hanzō said after looking at another. Who instead of running away from him, decided on trying to slap the old man, but missed him, with him seemingly disappearing to her but in reality was simply staying in her blind spots.

"AH, the beauty of youth." Hanzō said wistfully.

Ren then tried to hit the old man with a good old fashioned Harrisen Recovery. But Hanzō dodged his fan as unfortunately expected.

"Ah, Rrenn, I see you decided to do it after all." Hanzō told him.

"I get the feeling that you've committed numerous sex crimes and have gotten many sexually harassment charges." Ren said to him.

"I'm insulted to think that you'd believe that I'd ever receive sexual harassment charges!" Hanzō told him.

"So how many have you gotten?" Ren asked him, completely unconvinced that he's not on some kind of list. Hanzō merely shook his head at that before saying to the Phantom Thief, "Do you really think that I'd be caught so easily?" Hanzō countered.

"Hmm. Good point." Ren conceded to him. A normal person wouldn't be able to easily catch him.

"I thought you were going on ahead anyway." Ren said to him. Why give him the tickets

"Oh, I was originally planning too, but they had to make a personal detour." Hanzō informed him. "So it's just me now. So I'd decided to trade my original ticket for ien that goes

"You get lonely huh?" Ren asked him.

"It's better to have someone else on a trip, and we can't all have a talking cat." Hanzo told him.

"I'm not a cat!" Morgana said to him, completely irritated.

"Anyways, let's get on the train," Hanzo told him, leaving on ahead, "It's going to be leaving any second now."

Right now Ren was sitting in front of Hanzo on the train. And right now said man was reading a porno mag. Ren had to admire the bravery of doing that in public. Ren doubted many men would have the guts to do something like that.

"So you're their teacher right?" Ren asked him.

"I taught them what I could, although Kurokage did more than I did." Hanzo responded before flipping the magazine's page.

"Is there anything else you want to tell me about them? Like their weapons and weaknesses."

"I see. If you're going to do this, you should know this about them." Hanzo told him, putting down his magazine so that he could have a serious conversation with Ren.

"Yumi wears a kimono, which you should know we're designed for women with smaller chests so hers barely fits." Hanzō said, explaining something that Ren didn't ask about. "Yozakura's is more open, though she'll never use a kick so the only way to see them is to send her flying."

"Wasn't talking about that." Ren told him, louder this time. "But we should continue this particular conversation later."

"What i want to know is what they're capable of doing in a fight." Ren told him.

"Alright then. Yumi uses fans." Hanzō said before bringing out a photo of her from somewhere.

"Fans?" Ren asked her. "Sounds-"

"However they are a unique kind of Tessen." Hanzo told him. "One that I'm sure Kurokage personally made, because they are tougher than your usual fans." Hanzo told him. "Her defense is high, although her ability to take hits, and offense are relatively low, and along with her short ranger makes her attacks easy to escape." Hanzō told them.

"Sounds easy enough to deal with." Morgana said to him.

"Hold on." Ren said, positive that there was more. And soon he's been proven right.

"But what makes up for that are her freezing abilities that can easily stop her enemies," Hanzō continued, "allowing her to create openings that allow her to turn around even the most futile situations. And if you look at the right moment, you might see some of her cleavage."

"Sounds like a pain to fight." Ren admitted to him. But maybe if Ren kept out of her range and interrupted her attack he could win.

"Murakumo dual-wields the unusual combination of a giant cleaver and spear." Hanzō told him,now bringing out a picture of a girl wearing an oni mask.

"Cleaver and spear?" Ren repeated. "That's like serving coffee with sushi? Who'd possibly want that?"

"I'm guessing a weirdo." Morgana replied to him. "Which she may be considering that mask."

"Her attacks come out very fast and can easily hit multiple times in a row. Though some of her moves leave her wide open."

"So take advantage of those openings, right?" Ren responded to him. That sounds like something that he's capable of doing.

"Next up is Yozakura." Hanzō brought out a picture of a girl with blue hair who gave off a motherly vibe despite being in the same age group as Ren. "She uses ridiculously oversized gauntlets, and her chest shakes right when she's delivering a powerful blow." Hanzo informed him. "Though her attack range is short, and even though the damage she can deal to her opponents is high, her moves leave her fairly open."

"So we can outrange her and be done with it?" Ren asked him. Sounds easy to do with their weapons.

"No, she's developed a method of dealing with that." Hanzō denied this option. "Outnumbering her is the better option." Hanzō told him.

"Alright, what about the next one?" Ren asked, wondering about who this one can be.

Hanzō then brought out a picture of a girl with blonde hair, who Ren assumes is a gyaru. Unless she has foreign blood and is a natural blonde.

"Shiki can strike enemies all around her with her giant scythe but has a harder time taking care of enemies on the side and behind her."

"Why?"

"She needs to be able to see them to use her weapons effectively. AFter all, shinobi still are biologically human, so there's not much we can do about body limitations." Hanzo said to him.

"and compared to in front of her, it's harder to look at your sides constantly and impossible to look at your behind without turning. She can also transform into mist and strike at your weak spots."

"Minori attacks by swinging her bucket around," Hanzō said pulling up a picture of a smaller girl

Told them, "Though her attacks have a brutal amount of force behind them. She also throws candy at her opponents, and with her strength, they hurt more than you'd expect,"

"But they all have their own personality flaws which can be used against them." Hanzō said to him with a yawn. But before Ren could ask anymore about that, Hanzō has already fallen asleep.

"Well he is an old man. It'd be weirder if this didn't happen." Ren said calmly.

Rright now Goro Akechi was standing in front of a troublesome group of people. they were the people who captured him from his detainment special escort. Akechi wasn't sure what school their apart of, but he's certain of one thing. That they are Evil Shinobi.

"You have a certain power that we want." The one in front said to him. It as a white haired woman with yellow eyes, who for some reason was wearing a black high school uniform.

"The ability to cause mental shutdowns and psychotic breakdowns, am I correct?" Akechi asked her.

"Glad to see that you're quick with your mind, Mr. detective Prince." The white haired woman said to him.

"I'm afraid that's pointless." Akechi told her. "Even if i wanted to, the means to do them do not exist anymore."

"How about we just

"Heh." Akechi said, laughing a bit while looking at her.

"What's so funny you bastard!?" She yelled at him, enraged. Nut the look in her eyes, the way she's acting towards her leader and the way she looks at her. Its like he,s looking at an even more immature version of his past self. Though she was far more unpleasant to be around than he was during is revenge phase.

"Oh, nothing." Akechi told her. "Just saw something funny."

"You were clearly looking at me though!?" She yelled at him, pulling out a rifle, aiming it at him.

"Oh, you honestly think that your worth my time?" Akechi asked with a cold smirk on his face. But before she could fire bullets into him and turn hm into mincemeats, a strong commanding voice called out

"Ryobi!"

"Tch. fine." She then started to glare at Akechi. "You've gotten lucky, bitch." She said in a growl, before sitting back down.

'They may be of us to me." Akechi thought while looking at them.

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