Chapter 6
The adventures of the prince and princess of Nazarick P3
Momo and Celestia's mouth were opened wide, the contents of the church was not what they expect. The entrance led them to a giant hallway filled with framed prayers hanging on the walls. They reached a giant door that was opened, and they went inside it.
They wanted to know what sort of God or Deity this church worshipped, never in a million years would they have guessed that the God was their own Father and Mothers. Seeing all sorts of paintings and statues about them made them feel a feeling they never knew existed.
Those feelings got even darker when they saw several Statues of Ainz having his regular Skull head but with a naked human body, they look down to see a long stone penis between the stone legs.
"Umm, this is… Father, right?" Celestia asked, she expected an answer from her brother only to be replied with silence. Annoyed, she turned around to find Momo staring at a colored window. She went closer to find that the design of the colored window was their Father. He was carrying the staff using his left hand and holding the sun on his right hand. On the bottom of the window, it says "I will guide you to eternal peace".
"Father seemed… greatly appreciated, no?" Momo said
"Well, Mothers always said that Father has done many wonderous things in the past. You know, the stories they used to read us in bed?" Celestia answered
"I know what you're talking about, like how Father defeated the demon God Jaldabaoth or when he destroyed the Deep darkness Dragon" Momo said before his eyes then found another object to gawk at. It was a blue vase made by Sapphire and has emeralds as the design, it was placed on top of a white pillar with an unfamiliar design. But somehow Momo found the vase quite familiar, it was similar to the one he saw at Nazarick.
"Don't we have the same vase back home?"
His right hand slowly goes near the vase when a shout was heard.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!"
Celestia and Momo was startled, he Momo accidentlyy pushed the Vase and the person dashed with inhuman reflexes and speed and managed to catch it without falling to the ground.
"Look what you've done! You could've broken the vase given to us by his Majesty!" She said with annoyance "Who are you two anyway? I've never seen you around here" her eyes looking at the expensive clothing they both wore. The owner of the voice was a teenage nun. She wore a black tunic covered by a scapular and white cowl. Momo wondered how she was able to have such speed while wearing that much clothing.
"First off, it was your fault. If you hadn't screamed like a banshee, I wouldn't have pushed it off. secondly, who gave you the right to scream at anybody who enters your church? And finally, you have no right to ask us who we are after what you did!" Momo responded with rage.
"You're right, I apologize for that" she said as she puts back the vase carefully "It's just, since everyone is at the introducing of his Majesty's children. It's rare to see anyone here. Now, I am Ms. Christina Vendora. A nun at the church of Ainz Ooal Gown-sama! Worshipping him for 5 years straight" she said while doing strange poses during her introduction.
She reminded them of Pandora, who was ordered to assist in the event. At first, one might think that he won't be able to spy on them because of his duties but since they know their older brother, how he acts and strategize. It would not be strange that this girl could be him in disguise, or even just a doppelganger summoned by him to act like a nun.
'Is that you Pandora?' they both wondered.
"We are just humble visitors that hail from a distant land" Momo responded, it would be strange to not introduce yourself after someone introduced themselves. "She is my..um..Cousin! yes, she's my cousin" 'Damn it Momo keep ahold of yourself and lie!' Her name is uhh…Amber Valentines! While mine is Mike-"
"Kok" Celestia finished Momo's sentence while glaring at him "My cousin's name is Mike Koki Ches V"
"What strange names you have there, both of those names sounded like them came from prostitutes. You know, the ones that work a brothel?" she snickered.
Hearing those responses made both of them giggle and be offended. Of course, Celestia's irritation didn't came from her but from Momo and he felt the same.
"Well then Mr. Ches and Ms. Valentine, how about I give you a tour of the church, eh? I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy the teachings and stories of his Majesty, our God" she said as she magically summons a flag that says, 'I am the guide, follow me!' with a heart at the end of the exclamation point.
They both nodded and she started to lead them further to the church.
Demiurge was monitoring every movement the prince and princess does carefully not to miss anything. He observes the woman who was leading them and was reminded of Pandora because of the way she was acting.
"Pandora's actor is that you?" he asked before sensing something behind him.
He looked behind him to see a black shadow demon gesturing for him. Demiurge complied and went near it; it spoke in a horribly voice.
"Demiurge-sama, a noble is visiting Ainz-sama"
"What about it?"
"He spoke about attempting to kill Ainz-sama and taking his wives and his daughter to him self-"
"HE WHAT!?" Demiurge shouted, he felt rage to that man thinking he could even damage his master let alone think that he can take his wives who's on par with Ainz himself. He released a bloodlusted aura that can make everything shake in terror, including his fellow guardians if they were present.
It is impossible for a human to hurt Ainz in anyway, but Demiurge will not take any chances.
"I will report this to Ainz, do you have sufficient information that will prove useful if Ainz decided if this mongrel will go to trial?"
"Yes, Demiurge-sama" it said as a bag appeared in his arm "This contains every bit of information he has"
Demiurge picked up the bag and immediately used [Message].
"Leave and continue to observe him"
"Yes Demiurge-sama!" it disappeared as quick as the wind in fear of his master's presence.
"Good morning your Majesty" A noble said while bowing. It was strange for a noble to be still alive if you were living in the former Re-estize kingdom, where every single nobility was slaughtered. But it would be different if you were living on the Baharuth Empire where there were still plenty of Nobles that was still living. The only answer to why they were still alive was the fact that they keep Baharuth secure and thriving if Ainz were to rest or have a vacation. All of them also were guaranteed useful by Jircniv as well.
Well, that's what they thought. Hidden in plain sight, countless shadow demons report everything that is happening in every country to Demiurge or his subordinates. The real reason why they were still alive was the fact that they were careful, any mistake could lead their deaths. Demiurge is only waiting for them to make mistakes. They don't also notice that some of their fellow nobles were already dead, replaced by Doppelgangers.
"And who might you be?" Ainz asked
"I am Marquis Valaez of the Valaez family, a noble in the Baharuth empire" he said, he was a fat, bald noble that recently inherited his nobility from his deceased father. His reasons for visiting Ainz were because he was planning to ask him to give Celestia's hand to his son who was of age to wed.
'I will give him an offer he can't refuse; it doesn't matter how rich you are, you Bony piece-of-shit! You are nothing more than a greedy skeleton, after you say yes. We will have a grand wedding for them then I'll kill you. I'll take your daughter and wives for myself'
"I have a propo-"
"Cut that short for now" Ainz said as he put two fingers on his left ear and communicated with a small voice that is unhearable.
"Ainz-sama, it's me, Demiurge"
"umu"
"The shadow demon that was following him found out that he is planning to kill you and take Albedo, Shalltear, and Celestia for himself. It sent me more than sufficient evidence if you want to take that lowlife insect to trial?"
"No need Demiurge, he's here in front of me right not. I will be the one to take care of him"
Though he can't feel anything when he is in his Overlord form due to the emotional suppressor. He still feels love and hate. Love to the ones he considered family and comrades and hate to those who even thinks about destroying the life he made for not only himself, but for everyone. Ainz know that he cannot even harm him much less his wives who are Guardians, so he will enjoy himself hearing him scream as he tortures the fool.
"So, about that proposal?"
"Oh yes your Majesty I-"
"Follow me first, I have things to prepare before the celebration begins"
He happily obliged to Ainz's request and followed him, unaware of his awaiting doom.
"Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah" was all Momo could hear from her. It has only been 15 minutes since they were led by her on a tour in the church. But it felt like eternity. He understood that since she was a tour guide, she must explain the painting, statues, and other things the church has to offer. But is it really necessary to include everything? the dust in the paintings, the slight cracks on the statues, how many people passed through this or that particular area or even which old nun she served under.
'This must be what Demiurge-san called mental torture. I'm sorry Pandora-niichan for all the things I did, please forgive me, stop this nightmare!'
He looked at Celestia who has the same expression as him. Her entire face says, 'stop her please!'.
"And that's how the legend of the golden dancing cow goes" she wore a face of pride after telling a story which both of them did not listen to.
"Oh! Over here, in this room is where the people will come and ask forgiveness. They will tell their sins to a priest that will not see them, nor will they see the priest" she pointed to a room with a sign that says, 'Confession is happening, do not come inside'.
"I see, interesting" Momo said, hoping this would be the end of this torment.
"After this, we will tour the outside. But first, lunch!"
'THERE'S MORE?!' Celestia and Momo thought the same. It looks like the torture will not be stopping anytime soon.
A/N Now that S4 has been confirmed, I wanted to make a second Philipp. Yes, I know the Philipp in the orginal is A thin noble, but why not make Ainz kill an ugly bastard? I am very much excited to see our beloved Pope and the Frost dragons.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and Merry christmas :)