Sirius Black panted as he lit a cigarette after his boyfriend pulled out of him. He handed the cig to Fenrir who took a drag.
"How do you feel about Remus coming?" Fenrir asked.
After it was revealed that Lockheart was a fraud he lost all credibility within the Auror community and lost all of his Ministey awards and even lost a good bit of his own money from various lawsuits from living wizards whose credit he'd stolen.
"I hope he adjusts to being a Hellhound as well as you have big guy." Sirius said turning to his side and petting Fenrir's pecs.
"You don't think it's gonna be weird?"
"Of bloody course it's gonna be weird. Your or you where're werewolf who turned him and now your shagging his best friend."
Fenrir looked rather pleased with himself. "Good. I like making people uncomfortable."
"Your insufferable."
"And you love me for it." Fenrir said as he bounced his pecs for Sirius to feel. "Up for one more round love?"
"Clean me out after. I don't want to have Boxley change the sheets twice in a week."
"Can do." Fenrir licked his lips as he attacked Sirius's neck with kisses and nibbles.
Remus John Lupin waited at Tom's bar per the instructions of a mysterious man named Blitzo. Apparently he was the man who raised Harry his best friends son after the babe had went missing all those years ago.
The doorbell rang. "Tom rounds for everyone best firewhiskey in house!"
Everyone cheered as the newcomer came in and Remus stared.
It was a shorter creature he'd never seen before. He wore a coat that was frayed at the bottom with three red buttons a white large collared undershirt and red skull broach. He also wore a pair of gloves with inverted crosses in a yellow circle. His large horns where rather intimidating and the mark on his forehead suggsted a branding of some kind.
"Remus Lupin right? I'm Blitz the O is silent."
"Your Blitz Goetia."
"Yes I am."
"Your my best friends sons adoptive father."
"Yes indeedy. Along with my husband."
"Where is he." Remus threateningly aimed his wand at the creature."
"Alright I'm gonna give you 30 seconds to put that wand away pal before we both do something we'll regret just to let you know I am not alone here." He pointed to the balcony and Remus looked up to see another creature of the same species holding a muggle rifle in his direction.
"I can tell you still feel that parental affection for my son and I can respect a man with that kind of passion. I can take you to him."
"You can?"
"Mhmm. Just know some things. 1. We have taken a werewolf to Hell before. His name is Fenrir Greyback. He was immediately transformed into a Hellhound. If you come with us, you will never be human again. Can you take that?"
Remus was hesitant. The beast took over? "What is Greyback like now?"
"Excellent question. Homicidal tendencies? Gone. Anger issues? Gone. Painful transformations on the full moon? Gone. Full Moon Horniness? It's still around but he's got himself a boyfriend now whose taking care of that little issue.
"I'll do it. The muggle world never had much for me anyway I could never get a job there due to Ministry guidelines for werewolves."
"Perfect. Moxx! Get down here and introduce yourself!" He called up to the rifle holding imp who leaped down to join them on the ground floor.
"I'm Moxxie. Like Sirius Black is Harry's mortal Godfather I am his Satanfather and my wife Millie is his SatanMother."
Remus has initially been furious that Sirius had been broken out of Azkaban. But after reading Harry's suspicions pieces started fitting together.
"Stolas honey? We got a guest he said yes! Now I'm warning you ahead of time the transformation is immediate."
"I understand." Remus said.
"Great. Babe portal us up!" He said in to the phone and a portal appeared. On Tem he other side was a tall owl creature with a floating glowing spell book in what looked like a fine study.
"You coming or not?" Blitzo asked as he and Moxie hopped through the portal.
Remus sighed. Goodbye humanity. He thought as he stepped through the portal.
Immediately he felt the changes. It was a very similar process to his normal transformation. His bones snapped. His chest expanded slightly. His face elongated into a muzzle. His skin itches as fur starts growing and his spine aches as it elongated at the end and started growing fur.
He roared as he finished the transformation.
"Not bad." Blitzo said looking him over. "A little scrawny but we can work on that."
"Remus?"
Remus looked up to see Sirius holding hands with a silvery grey Hellhound with a familiar scar across his chest.
"Greyback."
"Lupin."
"How long have you been shagging Sirius?"
"A couple of months now."
"And is it consensual?"
Fenrir winced. "Look Lupin I know I did terrible things as a werewolf and I have nightmares about all of them I'm even seeing a bloody therapist over it. My therapist said my relationship with Sirius is one of the healthiest I've ever had and I won't apologize for that."
Remus hmmphed past him and embraced Sirius. Sirius Hughes him back and noticed Remus' tail was wagging.
"Well now you can't hide your emotions so well." Sirius teases petting Remus' tail.
"Sirius as much as I just discovered I like having my newborn tail petted I don't think your boyfriend appreciates the gesture."
Fenrir was silently growling.
"Alright alright hands to myself." Sirius said. Putting his hands in a "hands up" position. Wait till you meet Harry he's an amazing kid!"
"What is he like? Is he anything like James?"
"Believe it or not he's more like Blitzo." Sirius said. "He idolizes the man. "You remember what Moody was like with James and Mine training right? He would be extstatic to have a student like Harry. You read about the incident on the Third Floor yeah?"
"Did he really kill someone?" Remus said with a sad expression.
"Don't feel about it Moony. Turns out the defense against the dark arts teacher was a spy and host for Voldemort."
"What do you mean host?" Remus asked curiously.
"Voldemort is currently living as a shade of sorts and can possess people in a sense. Harry had him cornered. Made him think he was going to be merciful then bang!" Sirius made a finger gun gesture. "With those muggle metal Wanda that send out musket balls."
"Guns Sirius. Guns and Bullets." Blitzo came back in. "We having fun catching up in old times?"
"Oh I'm sure Moony and I will have plenty of catching up time later."
If Sirius was a Hellhound his tail would be going a thousand miles an hour. Fenrir could practically smell the pheromones coming off him. He was sure Lupin could to.
"Is Sirius Er, Okay?" Remus asked as Blitzo lead him through an exquisite mansion like large home.
"He's fine. He's able to be himself down here now that he's free from the law coming after him and the knowledge his mother and father are living in a disgusting hovel without magic."
Remus stopped. "Do you know if Lily and James Potter are here?"
Blitzo stopped walking. "I was wondering when you'd ask that. Sirius asked that same question. you 3 had a very close friendship. I envy that. No. I don't know if Lily and James are in Hell. It's possible. Pride is a large circle. But then Harry's existence was revealed to Hell entirely when he was ten years old. If they where here, why not come find him? It's possible they're here. It's also possible that their self sacrifice granted them entrance into Heaven. Ironic isn't it? That they could be living it up in Heaven while their precious son is being raised in Hell by demons and imps? I kinda hope that's not true. I'd prefer to think they where possibly erased during a Cleansing. Not understanding where they were. Not jaded about existence. Just poof. Gone after saving their only child's life. Just gone."
"What is this Cleansing?"
"That lesson will come later." Blitzo said as they started moving again. "You missed missed meeting Harry's older sister Octavia by about a week but she'll probably drop by Hogwarts to visit Harry on Halloween again this year."
"You have more children? Harry grew up with siblings?" Remus tail was wagging lightly again. Sad that he might never see Lily and James again but Happy that Harry was Happy.
"Two. Our youngest daughter Octavia goes to a business/finance focused boarding school in the Pride Circle. Our oldest child is almost 30 and lives in her own apartment. My adopted Hellhound daughter Loona. She is IMP's receptionist. And occasional bait."
He stopped outside a grand double door. "My husband and Harry are inside." Blitzo said. "I know my husband is attractive but keep those paws to yourself Alright?" He playfully threatened.
"Yes sir."
Blitzo opened the doors and s bright light shown almost blinding compared to the dimly lit manor hallways.
To Be Continued...
So I've laid the ground work for Sirius' relationship to be polyamorous with Fenrir and Remus. Fenrir is the jealous type however so that will have to be dealt with first.
Remus is now a Hellhound too! So three otherworldly creatures will now teach at Hogwarts this school year! Hellhound, Imp And Cherub!