Chapter 3: The Turf War
Sir Pentious was having the time of his afterlife. No morals to worry about no wife to nag him about his health. His son had married recently to a lovely red headed muggleborn witch and had a baby on the way when he had passed. He had so many ideas when he was alive but no way to tinker and implement them. When he died from that accursed dragonpox and awoke without his beloved Dorea he went about gathering materials and ingredients. Eventually leading to the creation of his Egg Boy henchmen.
He let out an insane mad scientist laugh.
"Those cowardly sssinners dare not interfere with my territorial takeover! The Serpent said as he fiddled with a console. "At this rate I'll control the entire east side of the Pentagram by days end!"
"Oh boy!" An egg boy popped a champagne bottle.
"Hell will be mine! And no one will be able to escape my consssstrictive grasp!" He said as he wrapped an egg boi up in his powerful tail.
Suddenly his glass dome broke overhead. a red ball fell down. Hue cringed as he noticed a fuse. He may have been a wizard but he was also a bloody scientist he knew what a fuse was!
"You looking for a fight? Old man?" Some one eyed hussy tossed another of the blasted things in her hand. "Get your tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I go and smash it! Moore." She elongated the o in more.
"You want a go missy?! Well I'm quite happy to oblige!" Sir Pentious laughs maniacally.
Earlier that day...
Harry wowed as he saw all the different sinners about Pentagram City going about their day from the car. They where going to Overlord Rosie's School Of Finance to visit Octavia! Well Harry was. He was being allowed to go see her with no escort!
After having lunch with Octavia Harry heard a loud explosion and ran outside with the other students.
"Bloody turf wars." Octavia scoffed turning to go back inside.
Harry however wanted to get a closer look.
"Kid no! Fuck." One of Octavia's sinner classmates swore as Harry ran off.
At the same time Angel Dust had looked up and noticed the airship too. Knowing his good friend Cherry Bomb would be fighting he makes his way to the fray.
"Where ya been? I thought you up and died or some shit!" Cherry asked as she threw another bomb.
"Oh I wish. I'm staying at this crappy hotel in the other side of town. The broads are letting me stay rent free if I play nice."
Boom!
"I didn't throw that."
"Me either." Angel said.
They looked over to see that blue bloods kid throwing another cherry bomb and ducking. Laughing like he was having the time of his life. "Want some back up?" He asked holding up his fist and bringing his hex aura out.
"Shouldn't you be in school?" Angel asked.
"Doesn't start for another two weeks! Plus this is Hell who cares?"
"All right. You wanna play with the big kids? You gotta earn it." Cherry said. "stay here and back us up."
"Yes ma'am." Harry said with a salute as he took a place by a pile of bombs. "Yeah!" He brought out something he had bought online without his dad knowing. A small mini bazooka. He had 10 extra rockets. "Let's fuck these eggs up!" He had labeled the mini bazooka "My Dick."
"You always carry around a bazooka in your school bag?" Angel asked.
"Only when I'm going into the city." Harry said aiming his rocket at a group of egg boys looking for the duo. "Let's light em up!" He pulled the trigger and shouted woah as the propulsion blew him back into Angel Dust who caught him with two of his extra limbs.
"Harry Goetia." Harry held out his hand to Angel.
"Angel Dust." Angel shook Harry's hand. "And my best gal pal over there is Cherry Bomb. You know your okay for a kid.
"And your pretty friendly for a porn star."
"And how do you know Ima porn star?" The spider demon raised an eyebrow down at Harry.
"My Dads are fans of yours. I went through their porn stash once."
"Once?"
"Only once. I love them but boy my dads are freaks!"
"You stay here with that bazooka." Angel Dust ordered. "Cherry and I will take care a business." He attached a drum to a tommy gun.
Stolas was listening to 666 news, a guilty pleasure, as Charlotte was promoting her Hazbin Hotel. A project Stolas funded to attempt to stave off Exterminations when they interrupted and said a turf war was raging in the area involving one of their patrons Angel Dust and his friend Cherry Bomb. A sinner Stolas employed often when he had unsavory things to acomplish.
"This just in it appears Prince Harry Goetia has decided to join the fight hanging back behind a fox hut to support the two powerhouses with a mini bazooka." Tom Trench showed footage of Harry laughing as he loaded a rocket and fired at another group of egg creatures.
"Oh that blasted boy he is so going to get it!" Stolas said as he turned off the tv and grabbed his coat and hat. "Boxley! Bring the car around! I have a 12 year old boys ass to whip! Publicly! Why is he fighting me so?"
"I believe it's called Puberty Master." Boxley said as he put on his hat.
"So they want me to go clean. No drugs no fights no problematic language. Her words not mine. These bitches are no fun at all I've been clean for two weeks!"
BOOM! Another group of egg boys was blown up.
"Nice aim!" Angel shouted.
"Holy shit." Cherry said.
"Well sorta clean." Angel said as he slid his finger on egg yolk on his face. "As clean as you can be with a shit ton of Bolivian Marching Powder."
"Good to know ya haven't changed Angie you know you're my favorite guy to party with."
"You know it sugar tits." .
He then noticed Sir Pentious aiming a weapon of some kind at Cherry and pushed her out of the way.
"Not so cocky now are we?" Sir Pentious demanded after heaving Angel Dust into the air and Slamming him to the ground.
"You know Guy you really gotta watch what comes outta your mouth. I've been making these sex jokes this whole time. And it's obvious ya ain't catching on. I mean, it's just SAD!" Angel releases two extra limbs and his Tommy gun blowing him backward.
Harry stood on the Fox hut. And aimed his bazooka at Sir Pentious when the serpent turned his gaze to the boy.
"WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?!" Pentious shrieked at Harry.
Angel And Cherry grabbed Harry but Pentious shot our cables again and grabbed Harry. Pulling. Him toward the snake man. Dropping his bazooka.
"HOW DO YOU LOOK LIKE HIM? LIKE MY SON?!"
"Son?" Angel And Cherry asked.
"He's procreated?" Angel said with disgust
"Some Lady fucked that guy?" Cherry Bomb added.
"G-Grandpa Charlus?" Harry asked in confusion and slight pain. Sirius has told him about his wizarding grandparents.
"Boss?" One of the remaining Egg Boys asked.
Pentious raises another gun and aimed it at the airship. He soared with Harry in his grasp.
"Hey!"
Some egg boys stayed behind. Holding wrenches guns and stun guns.
Harry was tied up. It wasn't like he couldn't escape if he wanted to. He was curious. He watched the serpent man fiddle with the control panel and set the airship to autopilot as it continued its destructive path.
"Who are you?" He demanded. "Why do you look like him?! Like my James?!"
"You are my grandpa then." Harry said. "James Potter was my dad."
"Was? Don't tell me?!" Pentious looked horrified.
"When I was a baby Voldemort came to the house and attacked us. Killed my parents and I ended up in Imp city on the apartment doorstep of an imp."
"That blasted snake! I'm going to blow him to bits!" Pentious shouted bringing out a Humongous rocket launcher that said "My Dick."
"You know you and my Dad would get along great. We could use a tinkerer at IMP." Harry said. Harry broke the rope away with Hex aura. Pouring magic into his palm.
"What is this IMP?"
"Alastor!" Harry called pouring magic into his open palm. "Come forth!"
"Harry's shadow extended as a bright green aura blinded the serpent. Sir Pentious watched his wretched rival appear.
"I believe it's time for Harry to go home Sir Pentious."
"And just where are you taking my Grandson Alastor?! What have you done to him?!"
"The Offer is genuine by the way." Harry said as he grabbed onto Alastor shoulders. "Come to Imp City!"
"Nothing he didn't agree to." Alastor held out his staff that flowed bright red.
Angel And Cherry watched Alastor leap from the exploding airship with Harry in his shoulders.
Harry watched his grandpas airship collapse.
"He'll be fine." Alastor assures Harry. "But I believe your backside won't be for a while."
"What do you-?" Then Harry saw Stolas yapping his foot with his arms crossed and glaring angrily at him. Holding up his smartphone playing Katie Killjoys segment on the turf war showing Harry fighting Egg Boys with Cherry and Angel.
"Well? What do you have to say for yourself?"
"It was fun?"
"Are you asking me or telling me?" Stolas asked.
"It was fun." Harry said with a tone saying he as pleased with himself. "Plus I met my real grandpa!"
Stolas reaches into the car and pulled out a riding crop. Snapping it.
Harry winced this wasn't goin to be pleasant.
A few days later there was a knock at the door of IMP head office.
"Come in!" Loona shouted. "Woah." She watched the guy from the news about the turf war slither in.
"I'm here about the weapons man job?" Sir Pentious asked.
"Blitz some weird snake guy is here to talk to you!"
"Send him back Loonie that's Harry's Grandaddy!" Blitz's voice replies.
"Your my little brothers Grandpa?"
"Yes I am."
"Someone had sex with you?"
"Why is that concept so difficult for people to grasssp?!" Pentious hissed. "I was once human! I had a wife! A gorgeous wife! Her name was Dorea and I miss her."
"Okay okay! The Boss is waiting last door in the hallway."
"Hi there I'm Blitz, the O is silent." Blitzo shook Pentious' hand as he took as eat in front of Blitzo's desk.
"You're the imp that's raising my grandson?"
"Yes sir."
Sir Pentious then slithered around Blitzo seemingly inspecting him. "What makes you qualified to raise a boy wizard?"
"I'm not entirely sure myself. All I know was I found this baby after watching demons walk past him like he wasn't there and basically he wanted me to be his dad."
"Sounds like the Notice Me Not charm." Pentious said with a ponderous expression. "But Why?"
"Wanna see baby pictures?"
"You have baby pictures?!"
To Be Continued...