(Boris approaches a microphone, holding a guitar. He turns it on.)
Boris: "Dis song, goes out to Netesha, my one and only…"
(He strums his guitar and begins singing…)
Boris: (singing) "Only you
Can make dis vorld seem right
Only you
Can make the darkness bright
Only you and you alone
Can thrill me like you do
And fill my heart vith love for only you…"
(Natasha listens and sighs. Boris then imagines her lying on a bed of roses, looking as sensual as ever.)
Boris: (singing) "Only you
Can make dis change in me
For it's true
You are my destiny
Vhen you hold my hand, I understand
The magic that you do
You're my dream come true
My vone and only you, only you"
(Boris then pictures him and Natasha running alongside each other while on the beach, Boris accidentally trips, then Natasha does as well, they fall on top of each other. Boris leans down on one knee, proposing to Natasha...Natasha pulls out the ring...from a grenade, then throws it, sending it FLYING into the heavens.)
(*KABOOMSKY!*)
(A heart-shaped explosion emits from the grenade, Boris and Natasha share a passionate kiss.)
Boris: "(singing) Only you and you alone
Can thrill me like you do
And fill my heart with love for only you
Only you
Can make this change in me
For it's true
You are my destiny
Vhen you hold my hand, i understand
The magic that you do do
You're my dream come true
My vone my vone my vone and only you..."
(Boris finishes his song, placing his guitar down. Natasha and Boris embrace, then share a nice long open mouth tongue kiss. Rocky and Bullwinkle are watching in the background.)
Rocky: "(shouting) GET A ROOM!"
End.
Happy Valentines Day!
Music:
- Only You
(The Platters, performed by Boris)