I Run On Black Coffee and Spite (Maybe a little Ray of Sunshine): I am Batman
By: M14Mouse
Summary: Shinsou thought that Midoriya was joking when he said that he would help. He should know better.
Disclaimer: Don't own them.
"Shinsou."
Shinsou groaned softly at the sound of his name.
"Shinsou, it's time to get up."
He felt someone poke his shoulder.
"Shinsou…time for training."
He grumbled.
"Don't want to."
He heard the sound of mumbling, then he smelled a sense of coffee under his nose. His eyes snapped open and leaped up from the sofa.
"I'm up! I'm up!"
He looked around until he saw Midoriya perched on the coffee table with a notebook on his lap. He could see the wonderful cup of coffee on the table beside him.
"Good! It worked!" Midoriya said with a grin.
He gave him a look.
"Why are you here? How did you find me?" He asked as he rubbed his eyes.
"Training. Don't you remember? I looked at your room map that you have posted and you weren't in your room. So, I checked down here."
"I remember but I thought…."
He was lying.
Midoriya shook his head.
"Nope! Now, here is your coffee then get into your workout outfit. By that point, the caffeine would have kicked in. It will help with your running."
He frowned.
"Isn't that a bad idea?"
"No…actually, in some cases, it helps with a workout. Of course, too much caffeine can mess with your workout. Although, everyone said that I'm not allowed to have caffeine. I might have stayed up a little too long after one little cup. In your case, it will be fine. So, a small cup now and a small cup after the run. Of course, water to keep you hydrated."
"I hate water."
Midoriya stared at him then he mumbled. Sarcasm really goes over this guy's head. He pulled out a pen from somewhere and started writing in his notebook. What does he keep that thing?!
"Okay! Adjusted our route!"
"Why?"
"So…you won't end up in another flower bed?"
"Okay…you got me there."
"You seem to really have the strength training down. Great job! You have really bulk up since the festival. So, I don't think that we need to cover that but you ever want to work out in a group. We work out every other afternoon after classes. If you want help any time, we are happy to spot you or help! Basically, we are working on your stamina. Have you decided on a capture weapon yet?"
He stared at him. He wanted to lie. He didn't want his help but Midoriya had this look.
He was a cat or Batman.
He couldn't figure out if he curled up in your lap and purr or clawed your eyes with that stare of his.
He has seen the fight between him and Todoroki. He knew how he could end up.
Then he was thinking about the whole ball of fucking sunshine that was up at….
Quickly he glanced at his phone.
At 5 am.
"Capture scarf."
Midoriya's face lights up like a Christmas Tree.
"Like Mr. Aizawa! That is so cool! You have the body type to handle one! Hmm…after we build up your running stamina. We need to add shoulder weights to mimic the scarf and that will increase your endurance in the field."
He didn't think of that.
"Hmmm…good point, green bean."
Midoriya beamed at him like a damn sun beam.
"My trainer made me do the same thing except he made me carry him while running."
"You had to carry your trainer?!"
"Yes…"
Does he ask? Does he want to know? Will he be terrified of the answer?
Probably…yes.
"Without or with your quirk?"
"Without."
Then he had to open his mouth.
"Prove it."
Stupid mouth. He blamed the lack of coffee on that response. Or sleep….or possible both. Green Bean set his notebook and pencil on the table across from him. He got up from his spot and walked around the sofa then picked it. No…haha…pick up one end of the sofa and set it down. No, he pulled a Hercules and picked it up in the middle.
Without breaking a sweat.
Shit.
He leaned over.
"Okay, Green Bean. You win. What type of coffee did you get me?"
-MHAMHA-
An hour later….
He ended up in another flower bed.
Midoriya was a nice green bean and brought him some water.
-MHAMHA-
Soo…the ceiling was nice.
He could tell that it was a little dusty. Someone should go and clean it. As long as it wasn't him, it would be good.
Because he was stuck.
On the floor.
Mr. Aizawa killed him and left his poor body.
Suddenly, Midoriya's face popped into view.
"So, I figured out why you were having so much trouble with your capture scarf. Similar body type doesn't mean the same length of scarf," Green Bean said.
WHAT
THE
Hell?!
He didn't have the energy to get up and do anything.
In his case, he would jump up and scream.
Again…too much energy that he didn't have right now.
"Where did you come from?"
Did he really want to know?
"The rafters."
"Aren't they a little high?"
Green Bean shrugged as he took a seat next to him.
"I climbed."
He lifted his head up and looked around at the bare walls.
"With what?"
"My hands."
He was afraid that would be his answer.
"Okay….what is wrong with me and the capture scarf?"
"I had the same problem. My quirk is similar to All Might. I kept trying to use it like him, then Kendo, Mr. Kan, and Gran came along and taught me to make it my own. I couldn't keep using it like him or I wouldn't have any bones…or arms. So, you keep trying to be Mr. Aizawa. You aren't him. You need to figure out how to make the scarf yours."
"It's a capture scarf. I'm not sure how to make it mine. Mr. Aizawa had it for years. I'm sure that he knows everything."
Midoriya hummed for a moment.
"Is there anything you wanted to do with the scarf that Mr. Aizawa never did?" Midoriya said.
He frowned as he sat up from the ground.
He shouldn't be telling this story because….
a) it shows what he watched on tv late at night when he couldn't sleep.
b) Midoriya is the enemy. He shouldn't tell him but…he is in 1-B. Mr. Van already expressed that he isn't taking anyone else.
Still….
"You know those old cartoons where the hero throws their weapon or blasts something over the villain's shoulder and the villain goes into gloat mode then the hero points over the villain's shoulder. The walls come down or the blast does a boomerang effect and hits the villain.
"That could be a good idea! You could run into a slime villain or a villain that can slip through your scarf. They will totally be surprised when you pull something down to block their path! It is good to think of creative solutions. Hmmm…we might have to visit Mei-chan. Between the three of us, we can work on different lengths of the scarf for different situations. Or incorporate a different weapon entirely!"
"Mei-chan?"
"Mei-chan is in the Support Class. We are working on a few projects together," Midoriya said happily.
Why did a chill run through his body?
-MHAMHA-
After about two seconds of meeting her, he knew why he got that feeling.
By herself, Mei Hatsume is terrifying. She had a shark-like grin and she started talking about babies for him.
With Midoriya, how in the hell is there still a building much less a school left?
But…
Even with the explosions and being mildly afraid for his life, he may or may not broke a smile…or three.
And he did get a cool voice modifier.
Yay.
-MHAMHA-
"Okay…you are ready?"
"I'm going to die, aren't I?"
"NO! Testsu and I tested it. Mei-chan and Tenya helped! Tenya is going to go really slow. Remember this is a test! So, don't overdo it. We also asked Mr. Aizawa if it was a good training for you and he said yes! He said that it was fine as long as you didn't die."
In other words, he was going to die.
Five minutes later, he didn't die, totally failed to stop Tenya and he ended up in another flower bed.
But…he did get the target.
Maybe, hero students aren't too bad.
Only one.
The rest. Not so much.
End of I am Batman
Next Chapter: The Reward Chart or Todoroki Show Up to Make Sure That Midoriya Doesn't break any bones in the name of friendship.
A/N: I want to thank everyone's lovely responses in the last chapter and to the series in general. Thank you so much. You have no idea how happy this makes me. :D Yes, Midoriya is Batman. He will randomly pop out of strange places and Shinsou is like . . Just by the name...you know what happens in the next chapter. Anyway, thank you again for the favorites, reviews, bookmarks, etc. Read and Review if you wish.