Egon Spengler has a bit of a problem. Not only that he takes a crap every five days, but he also had his mind switched with Slimer and Slimer used his body to eat a lot more stuff than normal. So, this isn't gonna be a good day for Egon's bowels.

Peter proposed it was time to take a vacation. Ray agreed as it was three months since their last one and he suggested going to his cousin's dairy farm. Peter wasn't interested and shot down the idea. Soon after, Ecto-1 was on its way to the dairy farm. Finally arrived at the farm and were greeted by Sam, Ray's cousin. Peter perked up and was smitten with Sam. At dinner, the conversation turned to the farm. Sam revealed the dairy was fully automated and she hired people only when she needed to. They turned and saw that Egon fell asleep at the table.

As everyone turned in for the night, Egon had been taken to the couch by his friends and he wakes up with terrible pain in his abdomen. He didn't wanna get up and lays there, hoping the pain would just subside. The next morning, Sam walked over to the dairy then quickly ran out, slamming Slimer with the door. The dairy was a complete mess. Egon got readings off the P.K.E. Meter but Peter was not having it. Ray admitted they didn't have all their equipment but they could still conduct an investigation for Sam. Winston sighted the strange field and Egon extracted a soil sample but a bull charged after them.

Back at the house, Sam revealed the field was always barren since she bought the farm. Egon managed to find an odd form of Ectoplasm in the soil. While studying it at the table, Egon is joined by Sam. She noticed him rubbing his stomach and groaning in pain.

Sam: Are you okay?

Egon: It's nothing, I assure you.

Sam: It doesn't look like nothing.

Egon looks around before telling Sam anything.

Egon: I have a bowel problem and it's been a few days.

Sam: You know it's bad for you to hold it all in like that.

Egon: I'm quite aware of that, but the timing is also terrible.

Sam: It wouldn't hurt you to take a few minutes out of your day to relieve yourself. The problem with the farm can wait.

The moment Egon gets up, he leans on the table and he felt his anus widen and the poop that touched the back of his briefs.

Sam: Are you okay?

Egon: I'm pooping! I'm having an accident!

His anus passed four inches in diameter. He yelps in pain. It sped up as it passed through his anus, over five inches in diameter and sixteen inches in circumference. Tears were pouring down Egon's cheeks as he strained hard. Sam is just speechless. Egon then pushed again, as hard as he could. His poo was now pushing his briefs and pants so far out that the waistband of his briefs and the elastic now several inches away from his skin. He reaches back to flatten the poo, to make more room in his underwear.

Sam: You want me to get your friends?

Egon: No, Sam. They can't see me like this.

With the back of his briefs filled to capacity, and more poo still coming out, Egon was not surprised when the emerging poo found a way past the giant lump in his briefs, and started sliding down between his legs. Egon kept pushing though he was getting quite tired. Smooth poop came out, about two-and-a-half inches in diameter. But then he hit a thicker part, and grimaced as his anus expanded to nearly four inches again.

Sam: I never heard of that much poop come out of one person before. You must have been really constipated.

Egon: You have no idea.

Sam: Surely, you got to be almost done.

Egon doesn't answer. The four-inch section of poo was extending from his anus horizontally, though skewed sideways from having to push past Ray's briefs, but it slowly began to dip downwards, and as it passed a foot in length. It broke off, and then another, slightly narrower turd began to come out of Egon's anus. Egon was also aroused and his dick is hard.

Egon: Fuck, I'm so hard right now.

Sam curiously looked between his legs to check out his massive bulge and now wondering how big he's gotta be.

Sam: I bet you're hung too.

Egon: About ten inches.

The poop is caressing against Egon's ball sack, which causes him to moan. He reaches between his legs and starts stroking his erection.

Sam: Maybe I can help you.

Egon: How?

Sam gets down on her knees and Egon let her unzip his pants to relieve the strain of his erection from the confinement of his pants. She started sucking on his dick as he continued pooping his pants. Now, the poop is a little softer, and only a couple of inches in diameter. It looped crazily in his briefs. The feeling of pooping in his pants and getting a blow job made Egon moan loudly in ecstasy.

Egon: I never wanted to fuck anyone so badly right now.

Finally, Egon's done pooping himself. Sam took the opportunity to take off her pants and climb up on the table. Egon, leaking precum from his cock, used it to lube up his cock and penetrate her vagina. She was tight and he's so big. He continuously thrusted hard and fast until they both reached climax and he came deep inside her. The other Ghostbusters walk in as Egon was milking his cock inside of Sam and the sight of Egon's backside was shocking. Peter looks at Winston.

Peter: Why does Egon always have better luck with women?

Winston: Not sure, man.

Peter: I wonder if I can have her next.

Ray elbows Peter in the chest.

Ray: That's my cousin you're talking about.

Winston: Forget that, man. It looks like Egon had shit himself too.

Peter: That's a lot of shit. Maybe if I shit myself, it will get me laid.

Ray rolls his eyes and leaves. The other two cough to get the attention of Egon and Sam. Egon looks embarrassed and his face turns red.

Egon: Would you two please leave.

Peter: You don't have to tell us twice.

Winston: Good luck cleaning that all up, man.

Peter and Winston leave and go back outside. An hour later, Egon has cleaned up and put on different clothes. Peter and Winston chant as Egon and Sam walk out of the house together.

Peter/Winston: Her name was Sam, she saw Egon, and went down on his cock. They knocked around, on the table, and now they take the walk. The Walk of Shame, she's not to blame, she couldn't resist his cock. The Walk of Shame, they found their fame, and now they take the walk!

Egon: Guys, have some decency.

Ray didn't want to admit, but Peter and Winston's chant was funny. Peter looks at Winston.

Peter: I missed doing that in college.

For the rest of the vacation, Ray elected they stake out the field at night. When it appeared, nothing was going to happen, Egon got a hit on the P.K.E. Meter. Peter volunteered Ray to go talk to them. Unfortunately, Ray said the wrong words and the Peterson's chased after them. They scrambled across the farm. Egon's theory paid off and the Peterson family returned to their graves at sunrise.

Egon pointed out even with the equipment, there were too many to trap. Ray suggested they rig a mass containment field with the dairy's machinery. Into the evening, the field was ready despite Egon's words of caution it might cause an explosion of monumental proportions. Like clockwork, the Peterson's arose and entered the dairy. Ray threw the switch and they were trapped within the field. Sam talk to them about how she loved the farm. Sam appealed to the Peterson's and made them realize they were destroying what they worked so hard to build, a beautiful and peaceful place. Sam approached them. Mr. Peterson smiled and asked Sam to plant their favorites, Daisies, during spring. Sam agreed to and they all peacefully dispersed. As Peter tried to play off his gamble as logic, he tried to get a kiss out his part. However, Slimer flew in and kissed Peter. Peter chased after Slimer as the others watched.