Chapter 11: Don't Expect a Starfox Crossover

A/N: I'm sorry I haven't been uploading. Microsoft Word is garbage and it deleted my whole document. PS I've moved over to google drive. Never use Microsoft Word for writing long stories like this.

"ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK!" Nick shouted.

We sat in our tank, the rocket engine roaring. We all spoke to each other through an intercom.

"Yes, this will work," SKye said, "everything we have done has worked. Unlike Microsoft Word!" (ps MICROSOFT WORD FUCKING SUCKS!)

I was beginning to have second thoughts. Maybe this wouldn't actually work.

"Well," I said, "we may be the first of our collective species to be in outer space. European Rabbit, Red Fox, and Arctic Fox."

"Maybe," Judy said, "as long as no one else of our species is up there."

"Alright," Jack Savage said, "Craft is ready. Initiate countdown!"
"Okay," Skye said, "T-minus Ten!"

I made sure all of my space gear was locked and on correctly.

"Nine!"

I took a look over at Judy and Nick and gave them a nervous thumbs up.

"Eight!"

I made sure my restraining belt was buckled and tightened correctly.

"Seven!"

I took a look out the window at Jack and Skye.

"Six!"

I turned to face the front of the tank.

"Five!"

I pushed my head back against the head rest.

"Four!"

I began to grip the handrests with white-knuckled panic.

"Three!"

I took a deep breath in.

"Two!"

I told myself "this isn't so bad."

"One!"

I exhaled.

"Liftoff!"

I then felt a strong force pushing me from behind as the rocket engine roared. I kept my head back and my jaws clenched. I was motionless from my current position. I could not think, move, or comprehend what was happening. The adrenaline rushed as my heart felt like it was going to explode.

Eventually, I came to myself. I made it to turn my head and look at the city. It was miles below and quickly moving further away.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" I said, "WE ARE REALLY GOING INTO SPACE!"

"Oh yeah," Judy said, "I've never been this far. Wait until I tell my parents about this!"

"It's like StarFox come to life!" Nick shouted, "My childhood has come true! DO A BARREL ROLL!"

We all laughed as we continued in our vessel.

Suddenly, a message came through on the intercom.

"Zootopia to Primo Victoria," Jack said, "a very important message."

"You will be exiting the Earth's atmosphere very soon," Skye said, "Your ride is about to be very rough."

"Roger that," Judy said.

"Well," Nick said, "we've survived Tundratown mosh pits so this will be nothing."

"And can't be as bad as that time I sprained my ankle during the skiing accident a few years ago," I said, "that was not fun."

"After all that shit I did in the ZPD training, I can handle anything," Judy said.

Suddenly, the tank shook violently.

"Wow," I said, "that was quite rough."

The tank then shook even more violently.

"Oh fuck!" Nick shouted, "she really was serious about this being a very rough ride."

The tank then began to shake extremely violently as we began to leave the atmosphere. I once again gripped the hand rests as hard as I could and tried to stay completely motionless. The ride was extremely rough, rougher than any airplane I've ever been on. It was even rougher than the time I went to a Kreaotter concert and went into the pit when they played "Pleasure To Kill". I was actually fearing for my life at this moment. I literally thought that the tank was about to explode on us.

Eventually, the shaking ceased and we began cruising a bit more slowly.

"Wow!" I said, "that was really rough."

"And I thought that breaking both of my legs in the mosh pit was bad," Nick said, "at least I didn't break anything this time."

"Ahh I should not have had Panda Express before this," Judy said.

"Yeah that was even worse than the puker coaster at WIld Times and - OH MY ODIN!"

I looked out the window to see the edge of space and the atmosphere. I also looked down at the world below. I pulled out my phone for a picture but it flew out of my paw and began to float around the cabin.

"Oh shit!" I said, "we are in the zero gravity zone."

"Hell yeah," Nick said, "floating time."

"To be honest I've always dreamed of this," said Judy

Another message came through on the intercom.

"Primo Victoria crew," Jack said, "you are now free to move about the cabin."
"Hell yeah!" We all shouted.

I unbuckled my seatbelt and found myself floating in the middle of the cabin. I bounced off the walls and retrieved my phone, taking a proper pano picture and storing it back in my pocket.

"Holy fuck!" I said, "this feels, uhhh, very strange."

"I can do more parkour skills!" said Judy.

"And I can do a barrel roll!" Nick shouted.

We continued to play around in the zero gravity setting, having the time of our lives.

"Alright," Jack then said, "time to go back to your seats, the beaming up process will begin shortly."

We went back and buckled ourselves into the seats.

"Are you sure they will beam us in?" Nick asked.

"Definitely," SKye said, "they're aliens. They always do that."

"If you say so," Judy then said.

We sat in the spaceship, waiting for this to start.

"So," I said, "what if we're stuck here in space."

"Hopefully not," Judy said.

"I'm kinda scared to be honest," Nick said, "I think I've watched too many movies where this does not go right and HOLY SHIT!"

We looked and saw the massive, spherical mothership right in front of us. Right afterwards we felt a small tug on the tank.

"So," I said, "I guess they were right about this whole beaming in thingy."

"Well," Nick said, "we really are."

"Now we can really see just how fucking huge that spaceship is!" Judy said.

The beam kept bringing us closer, but very slowly.

"What the fuck?" Nick shouted, "these fucking aliens are taking too goddamn long. Just put us on this motherfucking ship already."

"Yeah they're like Mousechusetts drivers," I said, "that is what a friend told me."

"And don't tell them any jokes this time Nick," Judy said, laughing.

After several long minutes, we finally found ourselves entering the spaceship.

"Renarde to Primo Victoria," Skye said, "you are free to take off your spacesuits."

"Roger that," I replied.

As we entered the ship's airlock, I took my spacesuit off. Nick and Judy did the same. We finally found ourselves in a chamber just past the airlock.

"So," I said, "are we supposed to get out of the tank or something?"

"Don't know," Judy said, "We might but-"

Suddenly she was cut off by a knock at the door.

"Well," Nick said, "I guess that answers our question."