Chapter 15: May The Legends Prevail
Duh-dun duh-dun duh-dun!
I woke up to a loud noise, before I realized I was getting rick-rolled.
"Is this supposed to be the alarm!" Judy shouted as she woke up.
"I guess so," Nick said, "Valencia just rick-rolled us.
"I did not expect that," I said, as I brushed my teeth and put in my contacts.
"Alright!" said Valencia over a loudspeaker, "everyone dressed and down to the Palladium!"
"Okay!" I said as I got clothes on. Today I was wearing an Avenged Sevenfox t-shirt. Judy had on a Cyhra shirt while Nick was wearing a Lamb of God t-shirt.
"So," Judy said as we rode down in the elevator, "the final battle is today."\
"Yeah," Nick said, "good thing I chose the brown pants."
"Yeah," I said nervously, "hopefully we can make it through this. How the fuck are we even going to do this."
"Who knows?" Nick said, "but-OH MY FUCKING SATAN THAT'S OUR TANK RIGHT OVER THERE!"
He pointed out the window of the glass elevator.
"Well," Judy said, "I guess that's part of it."
"Hopefully," I said, "Valencia will give some relative instructions."
"That would be nice," Judy said.
We exited the elevator and found the secret door to the Palladium.
"One more time in here!" I said, "it probably won't exist after this, but who knows."
"Well maybe they will build a new one in Zootopia," Judy said, "about the same size but cleaner and with no poles in the way."
"That would be fucking excellent," Nick said.
The room continued to fill.
"Okay I'm pretty scared now," Judy said.
Suddenly, Valencia walked out onstage.
"FELLOW ZOOTOPIANS AND MEMBERS OF THE CUM!" She shouted, "this will be our last meeting before our epic uprising!
A blast of pyro went off as the crowd cheered.
"We have gathered here today! In just a few minutes, the alien leader will make their announcement that will decide our fate. We will never let them decide our fate. We will rise up and restore justice to the universe, and return to our Zootopian home!"
"YEAH!" everyone shouted.
"Now! To your stations! An epic battle may soon follow! Head towards the Big Gate! I will open it during the big speech! May the legends prevail!"
"YEAH!" we all shouted and rushed out of the room. Nick, Judy, and I immediately headed for the tank.
"So!" Nick said, "we're really doin' this."
"Guess we are," Judy said.
"I'm ready for one hell of a ride."
We got into the tank. To warm us up, Nick started playing Sanctified with Dynamite. We rocked out as we rode in our tank towards the wall. Here, we saw a massive projector affixed to the gate that would eventually show the big speech. There was a countdown going on, with just about one minute left.
"So," I said, "are you all ready to see our fates? Because certainly I'm not."
"Neither am I," Judy said.
"Nor me," Nick said, "I can't believe we are doing this."
Eventually the countdown reached zero and the screen switched to show the alien leader on the throne. We sat in silence for three long sentences as we waited for the alien lord to speak.
"GREETINGS! UNSIGHTLY CAPTIVES OF THE PLANET YOU CALL EARTH!" shouted the leader.
We continued to sit in silence.
"I AM THE GRAND LORD NEILA!"
"Seriously?" I said, "The name is Alien spelled backwards."
The three of us laughed.
"YOU PROBABLY DON'T RECOGNIZE ME, BUT YOU CERTAINLY KNOW ME! AND I CERTAINLY KNOW ALL OF YOU! HOW ABOUT I SWITCH TO A MORE FAMILIAR FORM!"
Suddenly, the alien lord shapeshifted as our jaws all collectively dropped.
"Oh my fucking-"
"Dawn Bellwether?" Nick shouted, "she was a fucking alien all along?"
"I hope you all remember my great experiment," Bellwether said, "Back on my home planet of Fronzakon, us Slammerjams have a goal of annihilating worlds because that is what us aliens do!"
We continued to listen.
"I was one of these world-destroyers, notified of a puny little sphere called Earth. Filled with these mammals, we knew that we had to destroy them. Before coming, I learned all about these mammals and their different types. I also learned about the predator/prey divide, which brought me to devise a devious plan. Dart all the predators and terrorize the prey."
"Wow!" Judy said, "so that's why."
"With the Night Howler serum, these predators would go savage and attack anyone in sight. Eventually, these beasts would have killed all the prey population, and eventually turned and killed all the other predators, bringing global extinction to this planet!"
"Oh my!" I said, "so, this whole Night Howler thing was even more fucked up than I thought."
"Then, we could use all the resources from this planet and bring on it's destruction. All spare parts would become part of an expanded Fronzakon!"
"Okay now I hate this Bellwether prep even more," Nick said.
"But, before I could fulfill my plan!" shouted Bellwether, "I was captured by one of these mammals and put in a prison, to rot away. However, one of my fellow Slammerjams bailed me out and took me right on back to Fronzakon! Our mission had failed."
"Glad it failed," Judy said.
"So now! We've taken it upon ourselves to get our revenge on you pathetic mammal scum. Soon, Earth will be destroyed and all of you will become specimens in our museum!"
"I'm opening the gate," Valencia said over the intercom.
The gate then proceeded to open and we saw the Slammerjam leader on the throne, with all the mammals watching.
"So," Bellwether said, "enjoy your last moments here! Because soon enough we will have you stuffed and your puny little planet in ruins!" "MWAH HA HA HA HA HA!"
"Not right now, motherfucker!" I shouted as I popped out of the tank. Everyone around was looking right at me as I made the announcement.
"You tried to defeat us once! You can try again but promise me, you will fail! Let the epic final battle commence! Cue the music, Nick!"
Suddenly, Nick started playing "Painkiller," by Vulpes Priest as the mammalian army readied their weapons and charged towards the aliens.
"LET'S GO!" I shouted, as Nick started to drive the tank towards the alien horde. He first fired a few blasts, the first two missed, but the third one knocked one of the Slammerjams out cold.
"Ah yeah!" we all shouted.
The mammalian army collided into battle with the Slammerjams and the alien weapons were rendered useless. Some had guns, some had knives and swords, while some just used paw and hoof to thwart the army. Some even went in with their teeth.
A Snow Leopard climbed onto the tank holding a Plasma Minigun. She fired and killed scores of the aliens.
"Ah hell yeah!" She shouted, "what the fuck you got!"
"Pounce and Slash Motherfucker!" I shouted as I climbed onto the barrel of the tank. I grabbed my scorpion knife and pounced right on one of the aliens, going right on through them. I continued this many times and got some cool looks from some of the mammals.
Judy then jumped out of the tank with a chainsaw, did parkour off the walls, and fully decapitated five of the aliens with a single blow.
"Well they aren't comin' back," she said as she climbed on the tank, "guess they ain't no hydras."
A Raccoon chucked three grenades at some of the aliens and knocked them the fuck out. An elephant grabbed one with their trunk, spun it around, and smashed it against the wall. A moose got down on all fours and rammed their antlers right up against the horde, goring them until they completely bled out.
"Oh fuck!" shouted a Chipmunk who was riding a jetpack that launched rockets, "this is fucking good!"
"Take this!" shouted Dakota the Coyote as she threw an electric cable at one of the Slammerjams. It zapped the alien until it exploded.
"It's time for some Otter Chaos!" shouged Viking, as she picked up her hurdy gurdy and fired exploding darts at the aliens.
"Burn these bastards to the ground!" shouted Emmitt as he burned a whole horde of them with his flaming flower.
"Get wet motherfucker!" Piper and Corey shouted as they shot their water guns at the burning aliens, causing them to melt into a pool of grossness.
Finnick pounced on more of the aliens with his flaming baseball bat, sending them running around in a blaze of hell, only to be finished off by the Otterton pups.
Duke dashed around the massive atrium, throwing his ninja star at all of the aliens' vulnerable spots, and knocking even more of the army down.
"TIME TO GET SAVAGE!" Nick shouted, as he jumped out of the tank and dashed around at all of the aliens. He went right for their weak spots and left them to die before coming back into the tank to fire more blasts.
The aliens and mammals continued to clash. SOme of the mammals were injured but none were dead. However, the Slammerjam body count continued it's rapid rise, as their weapons were no match to ours.
"Alright!" said Rachel on the top of Chuck's head. They had now seized the Slammerjam throne, "we have a bomb set off in the ship's core!"
"It's gonna blow in a few minutes!" shouted Chuck.
All the mammals then started to panic.
"How the hell are we escaping!" shouted a Fossa, "we're gonna die up here!"
"There's got to be a way out," I said. I then looked immediately to the left and noticed the door to all the escape pods.
"OVER THERE!" I shouted as I pointed to my left, "ESCAPE PODS! EVERYONE TO THE ESCAPE PODS! HOPEFULLY THEY CAN FIT ALL OF US!"
Soon, all the mammals frantically ran towards the escape pods. We stayed at the door, making sure everyone was going to make it.
"Hopefully there's enough for everyone!" Nick shouted.
"This ship's fucking huge!" Judy said "of course there's going to be enough."
A minute later, we waited for all the mammals to go into the pods. There, however, was a straggling Sloth about to be ambushed by the Slammerjams.
"Hey Flash!" I said, "it's you! Hurry the fuck up!"
"I….. am…. Trying….. My… best….." flash said SLowly.
Suddenly a Pronghorn ran out, scooped up the SLoth, and quickly loped back towards the escape pods.
"Got 'em," shouted the Ungulate.
We looked and saw that all the mammals had escaped.
"Okay, the coast is clear!" I said, "grab your belongings and disembark from the tank."
Judy and Nick crawled out of the tank with their belongings.
"I'm going to miss you my sweet child," Nick said to the tank, as he gave the barrel a kiss.
We went through the door.
"Hey look," Judy said, "one escape pod left!"
"Let's do it!" I shouted. We quickly loped towards the final pod.
"NOT SO FAST!" Bellwether shouted as the alien-in-sheep's-clothing jumped right in front of us, "if this ship is rigged to explode, only one of us is leaving."
"Are you sure about that?" Judy said, "Fight us."
Bellwether then went and Tackled Nick WIlde. His speed allowed him to move out of the way and avoid the worst. Judy then came at Bellwether with a massive kick, knocking the alien onto the ground.
"Oh puny Judy," "you try to get at me."
"Uhhh," Nick said, "the ship's gonna blow in less than a minute! I set a timer!"
"Well," Judy then said, "we got you once, we can get you again."
"Oh you really think you can get me again," Bellwether said in an evil manner, "you were the one who thwarted my plan for dominating your world. If it weren;t for you. We would have control over your shitty little planet. We would have brought it to an end. Hell, you were even part of my plan for a bit, but YOU ARE THE REASON WHY IT WAS A FAILURE! I'm coming back to that planet and sending it to it's doom whether you like it or not!"
"I was doing what was right," Judy said, "and I know what's right: making sure the mammals are safe."
"Well they won't be safe anymore," Bellwether said as they shifted back into their alien form as Neila, "AND YOU WILL DIE!"
Neila then pulled out a plethora of alien guns and weapons and pointed it right at our snoots.
"Hey scuttlelegs!" Nick shouted "look over there! That ferret with a bazooka would like to have a word with you."
"Wait what?!" Neila shouted as they turned around.
Nick then passed me a mallet that I immediately grabbed and used to clonk the alien on the back of the head, sending them flying.
"Quick, into the pod!" I shouted. The three of us then climbed into the final pod and shut and locked the door.
"NO!" Neila shouted, "you can't just do that!"
Judy then pressed the button to launch us out of the aircraft. We flipped off the alien as we left the ship.
"Alright!" Judy said, "setting a course for Zootopia, Earth!"
"Now headed to Zootopia Earth," said the ship.
"THREE! TWO! ONE!" Nick shouted.
The spaceship then exploded Star Wars style. Everything inside of there was dust now.
"Woohoo!" I shouted as the massive blast engulfed the sky, "we fucking did it!"
"Hell yeah!" Judy shouted, "we saved the fucking world!"
"Oh yeah we just fucking did!" Nick shouted as we all high fived each other.
"Alright!" Judy said, "according to this it's ten minutes back to the city."
"Hell yeah!" I shouted.
"Zootopia, here we come!" Nick shouted.
"But," Judy said, "it's gonna be a very rough ride, with a significant chance of burning up or exploding."
"Oh fuck!" Nick and I shouted nervously.
"But," Judy said, "let's just get ready."