Chapter 16: It is Over
BANG!
The ship was hit hard as we began to enter the atmosphere.
"Oh fuck!" I said, "that was really bad!"
"And it's only the beginning," Nick said nervously.
"And OH FUCK THERE'S NO BARF BAGS IN HERE!" Judy shouted, "guess I'll have to use yesterday's shirt. I can just wash it when I get back."
"If we get back," Nick said.
The ship immediately started to shake even more violently.
"OH SHIT OH FUCK THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN ON THE WAY UP!" I shouted.
"IT'S GONNA FUCKING BLOW!" Nick shouted.
"AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO WASH THIS SHIRT!" Judy shouted.
We shook even more violently. This time, I actually feared for my life. I closed my eyes wondering if this would be my last moment.
THUNK!
Before long, the ship ceased shaking and rapidly slowed down. I slowly took my paws off of my eyes and looked out the window.
"Look! Down there!" I shouted, "it looks like Zoogle Maps!"
Judy and Nick then removed themselves from the bracing position and looked down at the city of Zootopia, thousands of feet below. SOme of the other escape pods were slowly coming down with their parachutes.
"WE'RE FUCKIN BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!" Nick shouted.
"AH YEAH!" Judy said, "TUNDRATOWN MOSH PITS HERE I COME!"
We all proceeded to laugh.
"Okay I need to wash two shirts now," Judy said, "can I do it at your house, ours has been destroyed."
"Hell yeah," I replied, "and you can stay at mine until I have a new one."
"Thank you so much Yeti boy!" Nick said, "actually, can we stay in your house forever?"
"It's very close to Spruce Peaks," Judy said.
"And it's literally one block around the corner from Foxy's," Nick said, "we can go to shows at the Foxhole all the time!"
"Hmmm," I said, "well, I remember visiting your own home and how small and kinda dilapidated it was and how you were impressed by mine, so, you totally have carte blanche to stay in my house."
"AH YEAH!" Nick shouted.
Finally, the spacecraft landed right on the ground of Savannah Central Park, where all the other spacecraft were coming down.
"Alright," Judy said, "here is our moment."
We opened the door and stepped out.
"SNOWY!" Blizzard shouted as he ran out of the crowd and and gave me a massive hug, "you're finally back!"
"Yes I am," I said casually in response.
"Can't wait to hear all about it," WInter then said as she loped in and gave me a hug.
"We can all tell you at the house," I said, "Judy and Nick will also be there. But in short we just saved the world."
"Good on you," Winter said as her tail wagged excitedly, "also, Judy and Nick, I got something for you!"
"WHat is it?" Judy asked.
"Please sign these adoption forms for me," WInter said as she gave them the forms and a pen.
"Alright," Nick said as he and Judy signed the forms, "who are you adopting."
"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!" WInter shouted as she hugged Judy and Nick.
"Ummm," Judy said, "that is actually quite awesome."
"Right after I invited them to live in our house," I said.
"Well," Winter said, "Blizzard is becoming an adult and will soon be moving to Ermineton and I don't want Snowy to feel too lonely."
"Also," Blizzard said, "your house was destroyed and I know how much you like ours. Also, we are doing a little expansion in the back."
"Well," Nick said, "thank you so much."
"I'm glad everyone survived," I said, "except for the damn aliens."
Just then, an escape pod to our right smashed open. The whole crowd gasped.
"Oh fuck!" I said, "I guess we didn't get all of them."
"You will all die!" shouted the Slammerjam as they started running, but all of a sudden…
BANG!
The Slammerjam took a hit to the weak spot and collapsed dead on the ground. The whole crowd was silent for many seconds. Then I noticed a familiar figure holding a shotgun.
"TOD WILDE?!" We all gasped.
"Yeah it's me," he said as he and Tarja came forward.
"I gave the gun to him because my arthritis was too bad," Tarja said.
"You really just did that?" Judy asked.
"Uh, yeah," he replied, "always gotta save my brother."
"Wait," Nick said, "you actually care about me?"
"Uhh," Tod said, "it's a long story, but in short, yes I do care about you."
"Well," I said, "tell us."
"After this whole alien invasion thingy and getting dumped by that Kit Fox, I decided to take a look in the mirror. I realized that the reflection I saw was a fox that I hated. I knew I had to change. The next morning, I decided to quit vaping, quit my gamer channel, and immediately started helping Tarja around the house. I realized just how much we needed each other. Also, now I'm sober and no longer dating vixens half my age."
"Well that's nice," Judy said.
"But I do have a significant other now," said Tod, "everyone, meet Maple Nutley."
A relatively large squirrel suddenly came up to Tod and gave him a hug.
"For real?" Nick said as his jaw dropped, "the same squirrel you almost tried to kill?!"
"Yes," Maple replied, "I got a thing for this loper. After he plotted to eat me, I started having weird dreams about him. EVentually, I forgot but then I remembered him. I am surprisingly forgiving."
"And now," Tod said, "I finally feel alive. But I still live in the basement."
"Well," I said, "we got just the right thing to get you out of the basement."
"All you gotta do," Judy said, "is learn to work a soundboard."
"It's actually quite easy," Nick said, "I once had a job working the soundboard at the now-closed Party House."
"Oh your band actually worked out?" Tod said.
"Hell yeah it did!" Finnick shouted as he and Duke ran on the scene.
"Hi," Duke said, "I'm Duke Weaselton and I'm the drummer."
"And me, Finnick, on the bass."
"Judy Hopps on guitar."
"Nick Wilde also on guitar."
"And Snowy Lucifer Celsius Broden on vocals."
"And we got some tunes to record."
"Nice," Tod said, "hopefully you can get an album out. What's the name?"
"DEHTBRUSH!" we all shouted.
"Okay that's actually cool," Tod said, "by the way i also became a metalhead."
"Well," Nick said, "thank you so much for coming here."
"It was a pleasure," Tarja said, "thank you so much for saving us."
They then left.
"I told you you would make it!" Lupe Wolford said as they drove by.
"Thank you so much!" we shouted back at them.
"That was quite intense," Clawhauser said as he walked by, eating a custard-filled donut, "well, it's back to the police station with me where hopefully I can turn the Chief into a real metalhead. But, I will catch you at your first show!"
"And of course we will be there too," said Viking Otterton, "being your manager and all."
"And your booking agent," Emmitt said.
"Can't wait to mosh!" Corey said.
"It will be fucking ripper!" shouted Piper as the family of four headed back to their house.
"Alright," I said, "back to Tundratown with my new step-siblings?"
"Hell yeah," Nick said, "can't wait to lounge on your couch."
"And also your house is only a few blocks from Nesblud Studios," Judy said, "maybe we can record our album there."
"Maybe," Finnick said.
"Well, I do have a friend who works there," Duke said, as we walked back towards the metro to Tundratown, "her name is Helga Martenstrom and she has a whole team that can help anyone."
"Well," I said, "that is fucking great!"
"Can't wait to get our tunes out," Nick said.
We continued talking as we rode the metro back to Tundratown.
"Alright," Finnick eventually said as we left the metro and arrived back into Tundratown, "we gotta go our separate ways now."
"But we'll meet you in the studio!" Judy said.
"And remember," I said, "DETHBRUSH IS FOREVER!"