THIS IS A DELETED SCENE FROM MY MODERN AU FIC "THE GOLDEN YEARS" ME AND HONEYDEW WERE ORIGANNALLY GOING TO PUBLSH THIS BUT THEN WE RELIZED IT GOT TOO SPOOFY, ANYWAYS ENJOY
HONEYDEW WROTE 80% OF THIS SO I BLAME HER
DARIUS'S POV
"BABY GIRL- YOU AINT MY GIRL, I AM A PEARL, I WEAR MY HAIR UNFURLED. I AM A QUEEN, YOU HURT MY SPLEEN. I AM YOUR MASTER WHILE YOU'RE A DISASTER OH OH." Wait a minute, those lyrics didn't come out of my mouth. It was Jaron. I could already see what he was doing. HE WAS CHALLENGING ME TO A RAP BATTLE. "I'M GOING TO PEE PLZ I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM DXRIUS." The pee person said. "CALL ME DARIUS WITHOUT THE Xs, PEASANT." Anyways, I started rapping. "I'M A SMOL BABY GIRL, YOU AIN'T A PEARL. I'M ABSURD, YOU'RE A TURD. I WILL PEE ON A TREE (to assert dominance and claim territory.) I AM PREGANAT, YOU ARE STUPIDGANAT." I paused, "DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA" Jaron gasped. "YOU ATE TOBIAS'S CHILD OUT OF AMARINDA'S STOMACH." I gasped too. "AMARINDA WAS PREGNANT WAIT WHAT." And then i collapsed. When I awoke, I saw a hot and beautiful face before my eyes. My hands caressed it until I realized it was Jaron's. EW, I SLAPPED HIM LIKE 43 ½ TO THE 5TH POWER TIMES AFTER THAT INCIDENT. "WAIT AMARINDA'S PREGANAT WITH TOBIAS'S CHILD?!" I asked, my breaths coming in slow choking mouthfuls of agony. "No." Jaron said. "She's preganat with Alvis's child." "WHAT." I said, choking even more. "I'M JOKING SHUT UP." Jaron screamed, my ears filling with blood. "I didn't mean to be so… chaotic out there, I think I'm still recovering from the fanta ngl." "Hey Jaron." I said. "Yeah?" "Why is your nose a glock?" And then I woke up. OH NO, PEE PEE POO POO OH. I HAD A FEVER DREAM AND SLEPT FOR AN HOUR BEFORE GOING ON STAGE. THE CROWD WAS WAITING. Turns out, when i collapsed in front of jaron, that whole part was a dream. I compiled all of my emoness, non-functioning organs, and hotness and struted onto the stage. Nobody was there. Nobody...other than Jaron.