Walter kissed and licked his way down Paige's body. She quivered in anticipation, her body familiar with his sexual prowess. They'd been at it for hours, taking their time to enjoy each other now they were finally able to spend the night together. The night before didn't count in Paiges opinion, they were both so stressed that all they wanted to do was cuddle and sleep. This time they'd been awake enjoying each other for so long that the first cracks of sunlight were starting to appear through the curtain. As Walter began lapping at her sweet juices Paige quietly moaned stroking a hand lazily through his hair wondering what she'd done to deserve such a perfect man

The Next Day

"What the hell?" Walter was confused as he wiped the message on his phone screen. He began to re-type his message only for it to be replaced again. He laughed unintentionally drawing the attention of the other people in the room. Slyvester looked towards Paige "I think he's cracked" he said worriedly as Paige rolled her eyes.

"No no I'm ok" Walter laughed. "It's Ralph. He must've hacked my phone before we left to access the text replacement. I rarely use abbreviations- only really to Ralph now that Megan's gone. So I wouldn't have noticed until after we left. Every contact I've had with him up to now has been phone call or Facebook video so it's not shown up until now." Walter explained.

Paige looked confused "How do you know its Ralph?" She asked. Slyvester rolled his eyes "Who else would be able to hack Walter's phone? What did he do?" Slyvester asked. "He Rick rolled me" Walter grinned.

Cabe, Sean and Louise looked at each other confused and then towards Paige who shrugged. Slyvester smiled as he explained "Rick rolling started around 2007 on online bulletin boards like 4chan and Reddit, where users would post a link that unexpectedly directed other users to a video of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up". Hence, Rickrolling."

Walter nodded. "In this case though I didn't need to be connected to the Internet. He changed my settings in the the text replacement so whenever I typed in 'Hi' it replaced it with the lyrics from the song. A fun and harmless prank" Walter finished.

Slyvester raised an eyebrow "Unlike yours at the Vors Collective" Walter looked everywhere but Slyvester "I don't know what you're talking about" he muttered rubbing the back of his head as Slyvester snorted. "What is he talking about?" Cabe asked gruffly "and what the Hells a Vors Collective?"

"Vor is the Norse goddess of wisdom, and the Vor Collective is the top one percent of the top one percent of minds. It's as if Mensa had its own Mensa." Walter explained. When it was clear he wasn't going to continue Slyvester took over. "So these guys are Geniuses but they aren't necessarily the nicest of people. Walter was dating Janice at the time a Doctor who'd once cared for Megan. She's very smart but not Vors level smart."

Walter grimaced as he remembered the night he brought her there "Vadat suggested I might find a more intelligent date on a street corner. Him and his cronies made sly digs towards her for the rest of the evening. I ended up taking her home early" Walter finished.

"What awful people" said Paige sympathetically. "They got their comeuppance" Walter muttered vaguely.

"Walter nine people ended up hospitalised! You were lucky nobody sued!" Slyvester exclaimed "He brought a pathogen to the next dinner party- Shigatoxigenic serotype E. Coli."

"That was their fault" Walter disagreed "I was merely trying to prove my theory that certain bacteria could survive in an animated state that everyone could see..."

"In ice cubes... In a crystal bucket"

"I had to bring them in ice so that they could reach suspended animation, and-and these parties are fancy. I didn't realise anyone would take them" Walter tried to explain before looking around and realising that nobody believed him "Fine! Even though I struggled to connect with Janice even with my limited EQ I could see how much that night hurt her. So after we broke up I brought the bacteria to the next party with the intention of giving Vadat and his cronies a...uncomfortable evening"

"Explosive diarrhoea" Slyvester elaborated, "and the cherry on top of that disgusting cake was Walter's date that night" he paused for effect "Vadat's sister" Slyvester finished to shocked gasps and laughter.

"Remind me never to cross you" Paige laughed before kissing Walter softly.

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