Eraserhead: Who's Zuko?

King of Beasts: I don't think Shouto will tell you

HeroShouto: sorry that's a secret

Dekiiiiru: ask him again tomorrow

HeroShouto: NO PLEASE DON'T

Kaboom, Bastard: I have just discovered the source of all our problems

HearMyEars: what is it?

Kaboom, Bastard: Iida

Fullmetal Ponytail: which one

Kaboom, Bastard: Ten years ago, Tenya slammed his hand into a picnic table

Sonic: That's how I met Himiko! How did you know that?

fractalblooddungeon: magic powers, keep up

Kaboom, Bastard: it set off a chain of events that are the only reason our existence isn't the same as the alternate reality's BNHA

Kaboom, Bastard: don't worry we have it better

Eraserhead: When you say Bakugou has magic powers, what are you referring to?

Frog: the fact that Bakugou has magic powers

Uraravity: Do you not remember the Sports Festival

electric_attraction: yeah especially Kirishima's match

Eraserhead: Where he tripped multiple times?

talktothehands: yup

Eraserhead: That was coincidence. Bakugou just has incredible luck; there's no such thing as magic.

Kaboom, Bastard: not in this reality but I stole some runes from a different one

Purple Cat: So this is the reason for the runes

REDRIOT: hey can you teach us all magic

Kaboom, Bastard: Actually, yeah! I can even teach Izuku now that he's got a quirk

HeroShouto: what does that mean

Lemillion: Bakugou no

Dekiiiiru: Kacchan no

Eraserhead: When did Izuku get his quirk?

Dekiiiiru: the day of the entrance exam

Purple Cat: WHAT

Purple Cat: And I was thinking so differently of you I'm sorry

Purple Cat: being quirkless for fifteen years is worse that having a villainous quirk oh my god

Dekiiiiru: your quirk isn't villainous! and I have a quirk now! it's okay

Eraserhead: No, it isn't.

Dekiiiiru: besides Kacchan always stuck by me

Kaboom, Bastard: if I hadn't been murdercatted I wouldn't have

Kaboom, Bastard: and that's awful

Kaboom, Bastard: the fact that I needed a LITERAL reality check to be nice to Izuku

HearMyEars: murdercatted?

HeroShouto: yeah it happened

Kaboom, Bastard: this is all Iida's fault

Sonic: what is

Kaboom, Bastard: Everything. I guess I should thank you

Kaboom, Bastard: also you're the reason Touya lost his memory

Touya: he's what

Kaboom, Bastard: it's better though bc in BNHA you joined the LoV anyway and were way worse than you are now

Kaboom, Bastard: like, an actual villain

Eraserhead: Touya, are you Dabi?

Touya: yes?

Touya: surprise

Eraserhead: didn't you say you knew Hawks

Nevermore: What a mad banquet of darkness I love this mess of a groupchat

Touya: yeah he's undercover!

Touya: and he doesn't know I'm undercover it's hilarious

Touya: Shigaraki wants him to kill Best Jeanist to join and I hope he won't actually do that

Touya: Eraserhead you should tell him to fake his death so Hawks can get the credit

Eraserhead: Hawks and Best Jeanist were having a very suspicious discussion yesterday; however, we are still prepping for the raid.

Touya: Ooh when you show up I can just arson the place I'll get Hawks to help he'll be sooo confused

Touya: Twice stole something from the Hero Commission it's machine blueprints what does this mean

Touya: they can't build the thing without them I'll find a way to burn them

HeroShouto: No, they'll catch you! Stall them from building it until tomorrow and then Zuko can break in and steal it

Eraserhead: Don't let him do that, you'll alert the villains that we're onto them.

HeroShouto: Zuko has broken into seven different impenetrable fortresses so far, he'll be fine!

HeroShouto: also he's a vigilante

Eraserhead: Why are you friends with a vigilante? And which one?

HeroShouto: the Blue Spirit you wouldn't have heard of him

Kaboom, Bastard: Glasses is also the reason Zuko shows up here at all

HeroShouto: wait what

Kaboom, Bastard: yeah without the murdercat Touya wouldn't have gotten hit by that quirk

Touya: I still would like to know why, out of all the possible options, you ended up with Zuko

HeroShouto: we have very similar lives? He thought you were his sister Azula at Kamino remember

Touya: wait he thought I was his sister?

HeroShouto: she has blue fire too

Eraserhead: Why was this Zuko at Kamino?

HeroShouto: it was a Tuesday

Purple Cat: Zuko's always around on Tuesdays

Touya: but everything he said was specific to our family.

HeroShouto: and his

Touya: I guess the universe noticed the similarities and thought the chance was too good to pass up.

Eraserhead: None of this explains who Zuko is.

Now-you-see-me: They haven't explained it yet.

Tailman: and I don't think they're planning to

HeroShouto: we're not

Touya: wait Hawks is here I'll be back in a bit

Eraserhead: I'd like to talk to Zuko.

King of Beasts: You can't until Tuesday.

electric_attraction: He can! Shouto and I can do the weird lightning cold side thing

HeroShouto: sure, but what if I interrupt Zuko during something important

electric_attraction: he'll tell us and we can send him back

MasterChef: Denki just went to Shouto's dorm room what does this mean

HeroShouto: Hello, Zuko here! *dragon emoji*

HeroShouto: I have figured out emojis and they are amazing

HeroShouto: *multiple fire emojis*

(HeroShouto) has changed their name to (hellozukohere)

hellozukohere: in news for today I am at the Western Air Temple with the Gaang!

electric_attraction: wait really you joined them?

(electric_attraction) has changed their name to (Shouto & Denki)

Shouto & Denki: are you teaching Aang firebending?

hellozukohere: Yes! Oh, why'd you bring me here? I was sparring with Sokka and he's probably worried.

Eraserhead: We should meet in person; I would like to know who you are, so I can confirm the safety of my students.

Shouto & Denki: bad idea

hellozukohere: really bad idea

Purple Cat: terrible idea

hellozukohere: I'm sixteen and I'm basically Shouto's brother.

Eraserhead: How are you involved with the League of Villains?

hellozukohere: I'm not, unless you count Touya

Fullmetal Ponytail: Why can't we meet you in person?

hellozukohere: I love that anime

hellozukohere: and there is a very good reason for that I promise but you really can't

Shouto & Denki: He really ca just because Shouto hasn't not exactly we can tru look he's my thi on Tuesdays Sho it's a secret bodies known since I couldn't tell ten years every Tuesday Nezu might firebending lightning Tokoyami wqiqwefuhoiewijkwkkkqwwqnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dekiiiiru: are you guys okay

Shouto & Denki: we are working on this it is not working yes it is it's mine give it back stop

Kaboom, Bastard: I don't think they're okay

Eraserhead: What happened?

Shouto & Denki: Problem solved!

(Shouto & Denki) has changed their name to (electric_attraction)

hellozukohere: let's never do that again

(hellozukohere) has changed their name to (HeroShouto)

HeroShouto: Zuko's gone now but to be fair I couldn't hold that for much longer

Uraravity: hold what

Nevermore: Sometimes it is better to leave some secrets to the shadows.

electric_attraction: It might come in useful at some point in time, actually.

HeroShouto: seems unlikely...and what would happen if we did it on a Tuesday?

electric_attraction: presumably Zuko-- me and you-- you

Frog: you should not do things on a "presumably"

Eraserhead: I don't know what happened, but I am worried.

Touya: MAJOR FRICKING PROBLEM GUYS

HeroShouto: what

Touya: Ground Zero get your magic self over here right now

Kaboom, Bastard: I'll be there

Purple Cat: what happened?

Purple Cat: Touya?

Notes:

In case it isn't clear, they did that thing where Shouto zaps into Denki and Zuko takes over; suffice to say, they both tried to text at once.