Alastor snapped his fingers again and the diamond ring appeared on Daria's hoof. She looked at her dad with fear.
- Don't you see how wrong this whole thing is? - Tony raised his brow, and got up from the floor. - You're totally fucking insane….
- You're right! - Al gasped. - Niffty, darling, this young man showed up to ask for our daughter's hand in marriage! You can't miss it!
Cyclops' woman runs at a fast pace only to search all the living room. She was looking behind the curtain and shrugged her arms.
- Ok, Al, I give up. Where is he?
- Here. - She pointed Tony out.
- Behind Angel Dust?
It is Angel Dust.
- Are you nuts? Isn't he gay? - She replied.
- Thank you! - Anthony said with irritation.
- So what? I'm feeling quite swell too, I don't see how this is a problem? - He joked.
Niffty looked at him. she giggled a bit at his pun, but still wasn't convinced.
Angel on the other hand shivers, was it possible his outdated friend didn't quite catch the meaning of the word?
- Did they agree? - Niffty asked.
Alastor frowned a bit but assured her.
- They are a little bit shy in front of us, parents, but if you heard them! Trust me, they're gonna be a beautiful couple!
As he pointed out his microphone to the nearest radio it stated to repeat bits of conversation between them :
" You love my daughter, right?"
*bzzzzt*
"I do"
Niffty gasped as she heard the spider's voice.
*bzzt*
"Oh, Tony! … *bzzzzzt* I love you the most in the world!"
- I wish you would stop recording everything, I say, dad. - Daria was irritated.
- Oh, but I just adore your angelic voice! - Alastor smiled.
- I had no idea you two were feeling like that about each other! - Niffty looked at them with shock, but then shrugged her arms and smiled afterward, silently accepting the new reality. - Congratulations!
- I didn't know until today, myself! Daria was so touched when Anthony proposed that she didn't know what to say.
Doe shook off her head, and decided to speak.
- Of course I didn't know what to say! - She yelled. - I'm only 18 years old and you want to marry me off to my gay uncle?!
- Precisely! - Alastor quite obviously smiled showing all his fangs.
He snapped his finger yet again and the two got a makeover. Daria now had her favorite summer dress with sunflowers print and some vintage summer hat, from her father's collection. He also gave her a small umbrella to hold.
Tony on the other hand was now in a light pink suit, that unlike his normal clothing had long pants and patent leather shoes instead of his boots
- Now, let's give the lovebirds some space! - Alastor chimed. As he forcibly pushed them out of the living room and teleported them to the backyard.
They poofed in a trail of the black smoke, and stag hugged his wife.
- Ah, the magic of the first date! - He softens his voice.
- Do you remember our's?
- Of course, it was in our attic! We were watching that motion picture where everybody dies on a boat at the end and that one lady on a raft was forced to watch in terror as her lover drowns. I quite enjoy it!
- Because everybody dies?
- Because you kissed me for the first time, back then, silly. - The two looked at each other and shared a small kiss. - And because everybody dies. - he admitted.
- I really thought he was were gay, not bi, tho… - Niffty said. - Weird how he never mentioned that...
- He is a spider, not a bee, sweetheart, didn't you notice?
Niffty looked at her husband with confusion.