"And now it's time for—" Rocky started to speak.

The stage lights immediately turned off, the audience and Rocky were both in shock.

"YO, YO!" Bullwinkle hollered, seated at a table filled with electronic equipment. "SHOW SOME LOVE…FOR DJ BULLWINKLLLLLLEEE!!"

(*airhorn SFX*)

(*EDM instrumental version of the show theme plays*)

The lights went dim, but Bullwinkle wore black light paint and clothing, creating a great visual background effect. He pressed some buttons here and there, the audience was getting down to his music remixes.

"NOWWW, HERE'S SOMETHIIIING WE HOOOOOPE YOU'LL REALLY LIIIIKE!!" Rocky exclaimed, covering both ears with his hands.

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Dudley Do-Right in: "I go for Ogopogo!"

"THE OGOPOGO…A STRANGE SEA MONSTER CREATURE THAT HAUNTS THE LARGEST LAKE IN CANADA, OKAGANAN.…IT IS HERE THAT DUDLEY DO RIGHT SITS IN A SMALL BOAT, FISHING FOR SAID CREATURE."

"I'll catch that Ogopogo or my name isn't Dudley Do-Right!" He exclaimed proudly. "And it is!"

"DO-RIGHT PLACED A WORM ON HIS HOOK AND CONTINUED TO FISH. WHAT HE DIDN'T KNOW, WAS THAT DEEP WITHIN THE LAKE, IN AN UNDERWATER CAVERN WAS SNIDELY WHIPLASH, THE SCOURGE OF CANADA!"

"Thank you, you're too kind…" Snidely smirked. "Anyway, I have found the Ogopogo and for the past ten years I've been training it to scare Canada into submission…since Do-Right plans to catch it, this could throw a wrench into my plans completely….hmmm…"

"SNIDLEY WALKED OVER TO THE MASSIVE, SERPENT-LIKE BEAST AND WHISPERED INTO ITS EAR…"

"…bring me Dudley Do-Right." He spoke.

"THE MASSIVE CREATURE OBEYED, LEAVING THE CAVE AND EMERGING FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE LAKE, THEN IT FOUND DO-RIGHT. THE CREATURE DECIDED THE BEST METHOD WOULD BE TO SNEAK UP ON HIM, AND SO SNEAK IT DID..."

"Hmm-hmm-hmm…" Dudley hummed to himself, casting his line again.

"SUDDENLY THE OGOPOGO GRIPPED DUDLEY'S HOOK AND PULLED HIM INTO THE WATER, DEEPER AND DEEPER UNTIL HE WAS BOUGHT BACK TO THE CAVERN IN WHICH SNIDELY WHIPLASH HID."

"Ah, sir?" A very wet Dudley Do-Right asked Snidley once he'd arrived within the cave. "Sir I request you teach this rambunctious dog of yours some manners!"

"Oh, Do-Right, my sweet, summer child, this is not a dog…" Snidely replied, laughing. "This, is the OGOPOGO!!"

"Ogopogo…wait, YOU MEAN TO SAY I CAUGHT IT?!" Dudley exclaimed, feeling very proud for himself.

"Yes--I MEAN NO!" Snidely hollered. "I caught this creature FAIR AND SQUARE, and I'm going to use it to terrorize all of Canada!"

"No..." Dudley replied, shocked as ever. "You CAN'T DO IT!"

"Oh yes I can..." Snidely replied.

"Oh no you can't!" Dudley exclaimed.

"Oh yes I can..." Snidely replied, yet again.

"THIS WENT ON FOR SOME TIME UNTIL SNIDELY SPOKE UP."

"Look, Do-right, I could do this all day but I really must be moving along..." Snidley replied, jumping on top of the Ogopogo.

"SNIDELY CLICKED HIS TONGUE AND HE RODE OUT OF THE CAVERN WITH THE OGOPOGO. DUDLEY SWAM AFTER HIM WITH THE FORCE OF A TORPEDO, AND KNOCKED SNIDELY OFF INTO THE WATER."

"Blhblublhbl!" Snidely exclaimed, bubbles coming from his mouth.

"DUDLEY THEN DOVE TO THE SURFACE, GRASPING SNIDELY'S ARMS."

"YOU, sir, are under arrest!" He exclaimed, grasping his handcuffs and placing them on the villainous man. "Now, I order you to release this creature into the wild!"

"Oh, alright..." Snidley groaned.

"WITH THE OGOPOGO RELEASED INTO THE WILD BY WHIPLASH, THINGS LOOKED RIGHT AS RAIN...EXCEPT THEY WERE NOT. DUDLEY GAZED DOWN TO NOTICE HE'D STILL HAD HIS HANDCUFFS..."

"I say, how on earth did these get on me-EEEEEE!!" Dudley exclaimed as the creature dragged him underwater.

"IN HIS FOLLY, DUDLEY HAD FORGOTTEN HIS HANDCUFFS HAD BEEN ATTACHED BY SNIDELY NOT TO THE VILLAIN'S ARMS, BUT TO HIS OWN ARMS, WRAPPED ALONG THE TAIL OF THE OGOPOGO! DON'T WORRY, FOLKS, HE'LL BE ALRIGHT…I HOPE…"

End.

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"And now, back to the show!"