(Or "Ships and Dip!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD BEEN FORCED TO FIGHT ONE ANOTHER BY THE EMPEROR OF ATLANTIS…but that didn't work out, and he RELEASED A MASSIVE LEVIATHAN, OUT TO KILL ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"
"Uh, like I said before," Bullwinkle cleared his throat. "What's a Leviathan?"
"A DEADLY UNDERSEA CREATURE SIMILAR TO A KRAKEN…SINCE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNNY STORY, IT'LL HAVE THE BODY OF A REALLY BIG LOBSTER!" The narrator chuckled.
"Oh GOSH!!" Rocky exclaimed as the massive Leviathan approached him and Bullwinkle.
"THE HUGE LOBSTER NEARLY CRUSHED BULLWINKLE BENEATH ITS ENORMOUS LEGS, BUT ROCKY GRABBED HIM AND PULLED HIM OUT OF THE WAY."
"We've gotta take him down…" Rocky thought, briefly pausing to adjust his bubble. "But how?"
"We could use a big ol' stick of butter!" Bullwinkle smiled.
"Bullwinkle!" Rocky exclaimed. "This ain't your ordinary seafood buffet!"
"Maybe I'm just hungry…" the moose replied, musing.
"ROCKY'S GAZE THEN FOCUSED ON A HUGE OBELISK AT THE FARTHEST CORNER OF THE ARENA, THIS GAVE HIM AN IDEA..."
"Hey, this gives me an idea!" Rocky exclaimed. "Distract it, I'll be right back!"
"What?" Bullwinkle asked, but didn't have time for an explanation, since the Volkswagen-sized lobster was headed right for him.
"THE LITTLE SQUIRREL RUSHED OVER TOWARDS THE UNDERWATER OBELISK AND PUSHED AS HARD AS HE COULD WHILE BULLWINKLE DISTRACTED THE LOBSTER BELOW BY RUNNING."
"Almost…got it…" Rocky continued to push the obelisk. "THERE! NOW JUMP!!"
"BULLWINKLE JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY AS THE LEVIATHAN LOBSTER TRIPPED ONTO THE OBELISK AND WAS FORCED INTO ITS BACK..."
(*BOOM!*)
"THE RESULTING EXPLOSION SHOOK THE UNDERSEA ARENA, THE MER-PEOPLE CHEERED FOR ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE. THOUGH THE LEVIATHAN WAS STILL LIVING, IT LAY IMMOBILE ON ITS BACK, STRUGGLING TO FLIP OVER..."
"Woah..." Nautilus gasped, breathless, the two cucumber slices on his face falling off. "THAT WAS TOTALLY SICK, DUDES!!"
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Sun's Out, Puns Out!" OR "The Hunt for Dead October!"!"