(Or "The Hunt for Dead October!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST TAKEN DOWN THE LEVIATHAN LOBSTER…BUT LET'S GET BACK TO THE VILLAINS FOR A MOMENT, SEE JUST WHAT THEIR DEAL IS…"
"YAH!" Anastasia punched Natasha.
"HAH!" Natasha roundhouse-kicked Anastasia to the face.
"WHILE THE WOMEN CONTINUED TO DUKE IT OUT, BORIS AND MIKHAIL SIMPLY HAD A LITTLE CHAT TOGETHER…"
"So, er, yu free next Saturday?" Boris asked Mikhail. "Ve could do some guy stuff like grill some footbahls or sometink…"
"oh, DER'MOOOOO!!" Mikhail exclaimed, pointing, frightened at something rapidly approaching.
"THE FLIPPED OVER BODY OF THE MASSIVE LEVIATHAN LOBSTER STARTED TO FLOAT DIRECTLY TOWARDS MIKHAIL AND ANASTASIA, CRUSHING THEM BENEATH MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF ROCK AND UNDERSEA SEDIMENT."
(*BOOOOMMMM!*)
"DEED YU DO ZAT?!" Fearless Leader exclaimed from Boris' video watch.
"Uh…Da?" Boris replied, shrugging along with Natasha.
"BORIS…" Fearless Leader spoke, rather choked up at the scene that just occurred. "Yu, and NETESHA, ARE TRULY EVIL! YU ARE HIRED AGAIN, DEES TIME PERMENANTLY!"
"BORIS AND NATASHA SMILED AT ONE ANOTHER. THOUGH THEY WORE WETSUITS, THEY TEMPORARILY REMOVED THEIR SCUBA MASKS AND SHARED A LOVELY, PASSIONATE KISS TOGETHER. MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "The Little Mermoose" OR "Part of that Squirrel"!"