Baphomet

by naturegurl27

A story that both Colleen (a human) and Satan are writing together. This story is not for people who can't tell the difference between reality and fiction. Some of the chapters will have 1 person's perspective on things. If this is not your cup of tea, please don't read. If you feel you must leave negative comments, know I will delete them.

3. Baphomet

Author's note: This chapter may make some people feel uncomfortable. Read at your own risk. The name of the church I used in this story is again a fictional church as I didn't wish to offend any church by using a real name.

Colleen was on top of Satan and kissing him. "I'll let you do whatever you want and whenever you want." He played with her breasts as they looked at each other. "But I do have one request that you never do."
"And that is?" He was enjoying seeing her sweat from fucking him as hard as she could.
"That you would never leave me. Smack me, hit me, kick me, anything and whatever you want. But don't ever fucking leave me." She kissed him and he put her on the bottom of the bed.
"And if I shall leave you, what will you do? You have no power to punish me." She touched his face and looked into his black eyes.
"You would enjoy seeing your number one fan depressed? Drunk? Wanting to use drugs? How could I ever cope without the one that I love the most? Is that your idea of love? Punishing her and wanting to see her at her worse?" He began to kiss her body all the way down to her pussy.
"Is that what you would do? Get depressed? Drunk and wanting drugs all because you're forced to live without me?"
"You can't tell me this is new to you. You've seen the way humans act when they lose the love of their lives. They do all those things and worse." He nodded as he played with her pussy. "But the other thing I can't do is because I'm already dead." He shook his head.
"Maybe I was wrong to have you fall in love with me? Make you mine?" He kissed her pussy as she looked at him in surprise.
"You knew the human culture. You knew how we acted, and we never hid that from you or anyone else. You wanted my heart, Satan. I gave it to you. Are you telling me that I shouldn't trust you with it?" He sighed as he thought. Finally, he looked up at her.
"You didn't make a mistake by giving it to me. You're right. I should know how you, humans, act when you fall in love and out. But I would think the human that I choose to be with would be smarter and stronger than the average human." She nodded and got off the bed. "What the fuck are you doing?" She put on her black satin robe and tightened it.
"You don't need me; you need a bodybuilder. Or perhaps, you need a demon. There are plenty of horrible humans on Earth that would love to be yours. Go and pick one." She opened the door. He threw his head back and went chasing after her.
"Colleen, get back into this room!" He pointed at the room and she looked back at him.
"You got what you wanted Satan and now you can drop your pretense of loving me and wanting me. What a foolish human I was." She began to walk down the stairs. "Demons, stop her!" They refuse to let her continue to walk out and she looked back to see him walking down the stairs. She crossed her arms. "I didn't want our first night as a couple to be a fight. But you just had to make it into one." She shook her head.
"No, you did. You wanted a human to fall in love with you, but you didn't want a human to act like it. No wonder we're confused about you! Do you even know what you want?"
"Colleen, you will go back upstairs one way or another." When he saw her hesitation, he got into her face. "Do you really think I'm not that strong to pick you up right now and bring you to the room?" She walked back up the stairs with him following behind her. He closed the door and watched as she sat on the bed with her arms and legs crossed. "I'm Satan. That means I'm a god and a king. What you're expecting me to do is impossible. Not even God can do it." She looked up at him.
"Oh, so you're planning to leave me someday and that's what I have to look forward to? Not a good ending to our story?" He threw his head back.
"I have no plans to leave you. If I had, I would have done so a long time ago. Do you know how much strength I have? I put up with you from the day you were born to the day you died. I'm still putting up with you! If that doesn't show you my strength, what would?" She looked away. "You know I have a point. Come on darling, show me yours." He crossed his arms and leaned against the dresser.

"All I wanted was to hear you say is that you won't leave me. No matter how many women flash their breasts, asses and pussies to you. No matter how many men flash you, their dicks, balls and asses. I want to be the one that stays in your life." He laughed.
"What makes you think they will?" She frowned.
"Don't tell me you haven't been paying attention. You know I'm not the only one that has sexual fantasies of you and us." She stood up. "I know you will do whatever it takes to get the people to accept the 666. Even if it means to fuck them, sign their bodies, etc. The only thing I want is to be the only one that's yours. If you can't promise me that, I want to be able to walk out that door and not look back." She pointed at the door.
"The Bible is a make-up story Colleen. It was a book written by men. The church used their power to make it theirs. I have read the earliest Bible versions that none of you have read. They changed the words. Not me. I will not do whatever it takes to get the people to accept 666. If they don't want to, that will be their decision and their choice. I won't be putting them in jails, prisons, killing them, etc. for not accepting it. Christians are the ones that are telling the world and you these damn fucking lies. Hear it from my mouth. I know how to accept and respect a human's decision and choice." She nodded.
"Then why did you not let me go when I wanted to become a Christian? Why did you come after me?"
"Alright, you want me to confess? I'll confess. I know my feelings for you were are not normal. They have never been. You've seen it and guess what? So have the demons. Consider me guilty and punish me for falling in love with you." He got down on his knees in front of her. "Go ahead, carry out your punishment. I'll welcome it." She shook her head.
"I do, and you'll punish me right back." He shook his head.
"If proof is what you seek that I would respect a human's decision to accept or reject the mark, let me give you the proof."

"Do you want me to leave you?" He looked up at her in surprise.
"I think I've already proved so many times that no I don't. That's why I chased after you and wanted you. I don't want to have you out of my world."
"Then why is it okay for you to feel that way and not me?" He caressed her face and held her hand.
"You're right. We both deserve to not hurt each other. You stay in my life and I'll stay in yours."
"Can I have a promise on that?"
"What promise would you want?" She thought for a moment.
"If you shall leave me for any reason, you will never come after me." He stared at her.
"Are you serious?" She nodded.
"And I shall do the same for you. If I shall ever leave you, I know I'm not welcomed back." He made her stand up and untightened her black robe. He let it fall and pushed her gently on the bed.
"No. I shall grant you this kindness. If you shall ever leave me, you'll always be welcomed back." He traced her belly button. "But if I shall leave you, I won't be looking for you." She touched his hand and he looked at her.
"Want to be better than me?" He smiled and got into her face.
"You know me. I want to be the best lover you've ever had. And I am, ain't I?" She nodded. "Good." They kissed.

Later that night, Colleen couldn't sleep, so she headed down to the shiny kitchen. Now that she was the winner, she could eat from the best kitchen. She was surprised to find 2 demons already there. "What are you doing up?" They asked as she went to make herself some coffee.
"I couldn't sleep."
"Why not?" She sat at the bench and looked up at them.
"I was just thinking about my father. What if Satan and I were to have children, would I pick him over the children or vice versa?" They exchanged looks and looked at her.
"Just because he made that mistake with you, doesn't mean you should follow it." She nodded.
"The other factor would probably also be: if the children are horrible like drug addicts or whatever, then yes, I would pick him over them. But if they are good kids, why should I have to choose?" A demon leaned on the table.
"Look, Helen wasn't your real mother. She was your stepmother. Satan would be the real father of your children, if you chose him to be." She took a sip of her coffee.
"That's a good point." The demon suddenly became alarmed.
"Wait, you're not pregnant, are you?" She closed her eyes and looked down.
"I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to imply that I was. Just seeing my father is bringing up some questions."

"There you are!" They all turned around to see Satan at the entrance. "I've been looking everywhere for you!"
"Couldn't sleep." She held up her cup of coffee and he joined them by making his own. Once he was done making his cup, he turned to face the demons and Colleen.
"What were all of you talking about anyway?" A demon nodded.
"That's our cue to leave." He grabbed the other demon and they left. He looked at her puzzled.
"Seeing my father standing before me brought up some questions." He took a sip as he was leaning against the counter facing her.
"Such as?"
"I was asking the demons would I have done what he did? Pick you over our children or vice versa?" He sighed and shook his head.
"The situation between you and your father are very different. Number one, Helen was your stepmother and not your real one. Number two, I would never ask you to choose between me and the kids."
"But there could be one exception."
"And that is?"
"What if our kids were drug addicts and you gave me an ultimatum them or you. I would pick you."
"Is this your way of telling me that you're pregnant?" She busted out laughing.
"I wasn't trying to give anyone ideas that I am. I was just thinking of these questions. If I should choose you over our kids and they are not bad kids, they would have every right in the damn book to label me a hypocrite. I would be doing the exact same thing my father did to me and they would be right to label me that."
"I think it's too early to be thinking of such questions before you're actually pregnant. These questions are for parents that are expecting or are trying." She shook her head.
"No. We're not officially married, so you have time to back out. Time to look for someone else, if you disagree with my way of how to raise our children." He chuckled.
"You think I would actually want kids with you?" She got up and came to stand in front of him.
"Why wouldn't you? Wouldn't you want to show off to the world what a good father you can be? A better father than God. A better father than a human man. Wouldn't you love to show off how good you are at everything? Not just ruling the world and its people, but on the Bible, music, etc." He shook his head.
"You really are going to try to get me to believe that we should have them?" She stood in the entrance of the kitchen and crossed her arms.
"Okay. Don't prove how much better you would be as a father than God and the human men." She shook her head. "Carry out your plan of just showing off your powers, musical, and anything else. There's no one who is the best at everything, and I guess that includes you. Thank you for putting my mind to ease. Good night." She left and headed to bed.

"That girl thinks she can talk to you into anything." He turned around and saw the demons had came back to join him into the kitchen. He sighed and took a seat at the bench.
"You're not wrong. She has changed me." They nodded as he drank some of his coffee. "If I was who I used to be, the moment I found out she was missing from the bed, I would have cheated on her just to piss her off. I could have just gone back to sleep and not care. But instead, what the fuck did I do? I went looking for her." A demon sighed and shook his head.
"You're acting like this is the first time she has made you do something you don't normally do. This has gone on long before today." He looked up at him puzzled.
"What do you mean?" He frowned.
"You've been chasing her since the moment you found out who she'll become. Once you did, you never let her go. But what an amazing Devil you turn out to be."
"Meaning?" He smiled as he leaned on the bench.
"You got her to feel the same way you have. She fell for you and wanted you more than any human on Earth. If that doesn't prove how good you are at winning, what would? If you didn't want her, you should've not opened that door." The Devil sighed.

"But I do have a question. When will we start seeing the old Satan again?" He looked up at him confused.
"What part of the old Satan do you think has left?" He stood up and smiled.
"Any demon that says Colleen isn't good with words is a damn liar. Any demon can see how good she is. But you," He pointed at him. "Are much better at it than she is. However, we haven't been seeing it. It's like you're allowing her to rule over you and get her way. Satan should get what he wants and not what a human does."
"How has she been getting her way? If she had her way, the moment she stepped into Hell, I would have gave her everything her heart desired. My body and my home. But instead, I tortured her and played tricks on her. She had to win me, and we didn't make it easy."
"Like you've pointed out the old Satan would have cheated on her or not give a shit that she was missing in bed. Yet here you are only because she was here. If there's still a part of you that's Satan, prove it. Do what you want to do and not what she wants." He crossed his arms as he looked at him. After thinking about the punishment, he wanted to give her, he stood before the demon.
"Very well. I shall punish her for scaring me half to death by ignoring her all day and night." The demon looked at him in surprised.
"Do you think that punishment will work?" He nodded.
"Did you forget, my dear demon, how she has daddy issues because he didn't learn how to sign for her. As a result of no close relationships growing up, she starves for attention and she starves for affection. Think of how she will feel when she'll get none for me. If a day won't work for you, how about a week?"
"Will that include not having any sexual activity with her?" He nodded and the demon nodded impressed. "And how will you avoid the temptation of wanting her and needing her?" He smiled.
"I'm going to go where she can't find me and none of you will tell her where I am."
"And where will you be?"
"Simple with Baphomet. Perhaps, I can get a reading from him." The demons clapped.
"Welcome back Master Satan." They bowed and he smiled.
"As you've said. She's good, but I'm better." He left to go find Baphomet.

Colleen noticed that Satan wasn't in bed when she woke up. She decided to check the usual places for him. The best kitchen and his throne. He was nowhere to be found. She got a demon's attention. "Have you seen Satan?" They shook their heads and continued their routine. She put her hands on her hips as she thought. Did she truly piss him off to where he's hiding out from her? She took a seat at the desk in his room. "Now, don't overreact. Maybe he'll be back soon." She was hoping to see him for dinner that night, but he was never in the kitchen. The demons watched as she kept looking through the doors hoping he would walk in. They exchanged looks and tried not to laugh.
"Colleen, are you looking for someone?" They asked innocently and she threw them a look that caused them to laugh loudly. "I wouldn't wait up for him. Who knows how long it will be until he comes back?" She looked at them.
"You know something, don't you?" They shrugged.
"Rather we do or not, you know we're on his side and not yours." She nodded and stood up to clean her plates.
"I've lived without him on Earth, I can live without him in Hell."
"Oh, we have no doubt about that. The real question is do you want to? Who will take care of that pussy?" A demon touched it and she smacked his hand off. "Who will take care of your breasts?" He touched them and she smacked them off.
"Will you quit? My body doesn't belong to you. It belongs to him!" The demons shook their heads.
"What if the master told us to take care of you sexually? Would you deny us?" She threw her head back and groaned.
"Now I see why I rather have lusted over him and not the demons. He's better than any of you!" She pointed at them as they laughed.
"If he was so much better than we are, why are we here and he isn't?" She shook her head and got into one of the demon's faces.
"Before Satan and I ever fucked, I could masturbate a lot better than any human that fucked me. I don't need your help in taking care of my sexual needs." A demon put his cup into the sink and looked at her.
"No, you just want someone to give you their time and attention." He shook his head. "Don't blame us. Blame your father for wanting what he couldn't give you." They brushed passed her as they left. She leaned against the counter and sighed. What did she do wrong?

Colleen was grateful to see a bar and it had a lost soul as a bartender. She took a seat and looked up at him. "Do you have a Smirnoff Ice around here?"
"We have it in every flavor, what do you want it in?" She thought for a moment.
"Can I have a cherry one?" He nodded and put it in a shot. She shook her head.
"I want it in a glass." He put down the bottle and looked at her.
"I get it. Hell is depressing, but I haven't seen you around here, so that means whatever you were doing was working." She burst out laughing, held up the shot and drank it.
"You know, I did win him only to lose him." She put her arm on the counter and put her head on it. "I never thought I would be so lost without him." He leaned on the counter.
"You're dead, sweetheart. It's part of life. The sooner you accept that, the sooner it will be easier for you." She sat up and looked at him in confusion.
"You have no idea who I am, do you?" It was his turn to be confused.
"They all think they're so special with their wealth, power and fame. Death comes to all no matter how rich, powerful and famous you were." She nodded.
"You speak the truth. It would have been better had I fell hard for a human than to have fallen for him." She looked around the room. "Especially when this is his kingdom. I know now, that wasn't very smart." He looked at her puzzled and frowned.
"All humans think they have a chance with the Devil. I can say with absolute certain that you don't stand a chance any more than that hot woman over there does." He pointed to a drunk lost soul that could have been very beautiful, had she not been so drunk. She looked back at him. "But he's very good in making humans believe otherwise." She nodded.
"True. The Devil's voice is so convincing, and he has you believing things that aren't true." She put her arm on the counter again and looked up at him with sad eyes. "If only I had remembered that. He's not the Devil because he's bad. He's the Devil because he's good at using his talents for the bad."

Demons sighed when they found Colleen moping at the bar and went over to her. "If you were just another woman, mark our words, we wouldn't give a shit to see you in this position." She looked at them in surprise.
"Why do you care? He left me." She looked at the bartender. "Another one please." The demon stopped him.
"Do you really want to explain to the Master how you got his chosen one drunk? Do you really think he'll be pleased with you?" His mouth dropped opened.
"You mean, she's really with him?" The demon gave him a smile and put his face in front of his.
"If she wasn't, do you think we'd be here worrying about her?" He shook his head. "Now, are you going to give her another drink or not?" He shook his head. "Good boy." He released him and looked at her. "I'm only going to tell you this for his benefit and not yours. He hasn't left you. He's just gone away for a while because he's pissed at you for making him worry about you. Remember? You decided to have a cup of coffee in the kitchen and didn't wake him up to tell him?" She covered her head with her hands.
"Damned if I do and damned if I don't. I was just wanting him to sleep peacefully." The demon looked at the bartender.
"How many drinks had this one had?"
"A few." The demons groaned. "But I can make a special drink that could sober her up." The demons gave him a kind smile.
"I would suggest you hurry. If he should find his special one like this, I doubt he would make it easy on you." He quickly went to make her a drink. She looked at the demons.
"I would only drink this if you promise me one thing." They crossed their arms as they looked at her. "He'll be back." They threw their heads back and laughed.
"Oh, you can count on that. He's been into you from day one. If he couldn't let you go no matter what you threw at him, imagine thinking he'll be that weak to let you go now."
"If you're wrong, you would give me your full permission to be a drunkard?" They nodded and looked at the special sober drink.
"Drink!" She drank it and a demon looked at another demon.
"Natas, go and inform Satan of what happened. He deserves to know how depressed his beloved Colleen is." He nodded and left.

Natas saw Satan and Baphomet sitting on a long wooden bench and watching the big crystal ball. He went to Satan's left side and whispered into his ear. "You were right, my dark lord. Colleen is very upset that you've left that she has begun to drink. She misses you." He smiled and looked at Baphomet.
"You know my soul used to be dark as coal, but now that Colleen has won my heart, it has become red like blood. I apologize but we'll need to speed things up." Baphomet turned to look at him and nodded.
"No worries, my dark lord." He pulled out a dose of something out of his dark velvet business suit and handed it to the demon. "This will help Colleen to cope with the master being gone. We can't have her being sad and depressed. This will help her sleep until we're done." The demon bowed.
"As the demon prophet wishes." He left.

"I'm going to miss our talks." He looked at him puzzled.
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm going away for a while. You won't need me anymore."
"That's not true! I came to ask if Colleen will truly keep her word? Did she mean it when she said that she won't leave me or hurt me?" He looked down and shook his head.
"I have no right to complain how you feel about her. I sold her to you. You think you've changed; you have no idea how much she will." He stared at him in shock.
"Change in what way?" He waved his hand.
"Don't think it's for the worse. If I thought she could take down this kingdom and you, I would have never sold her."
"Will I like her new changes?"
"Oh, you won't like them. You'll love them." Satan looked at the big crystal ball and shook his head.
"I don't like how things are changing. It's like everything's happening too fast."
"Looks like you have something else in common with the humans." He looked at him puzzled. "Humans don't like new changes any more than you do. Which is why some of them never do." He nodded.
"Now I see why."
"But to get where you want and be who you want, change is necessary."
"Is that why you're leaving? To help me get to where I need to and be who I want to?" He looked at him and smiled.
"Everything we do is for this kingdom. That will never change. Rather than to be upset that change is happening, be grateful that she's not going to destroy all our hard work. She's just going to be adding to it."
"By being my wife and the mother of our children?" He crossed his arms as he looked at him.
"Don't underestimate women. Had Prince Charles never let Princess Diana go, the power and the fame he could have had. People remember her, how many will remember him when he's gone?" He nodded.
"Since this will be our last talk for a while. I suppose I should give you a last advice."
"Do you really think I can survive without you?" He roared and laughed.
"You did one of a hell of a job torturing and tempting our dear Colleen without my advice and without me."

"Let's review and remember the story of your life from being Lucifer to Satan." He looked at him confused.
"I already know this story. I lived it." He smiled.
"Not in my perspective, you haven't." They watched as the big crystal ball began to form the scene of Heaven.

An Angel stood beside the Lord and he handed him a book that was heavy and large to carry. "I'm done with this one."
"What's this book about, may I ask?" God looked at him and smiled.
"Being God, you should know how life goes. Be prepared for all directions and that includes the good with the bad." He looked at him confused.
"But my God, this is Heaven, nothing bad happens here." He nodded.
"That's what I'm hoping for. But will I get it? Only time will tell. I need to work on the book of what will happen if it does."
"So, this book is what happens if the bad comes?" He nodded. "But where will the bad come from?" He looked down.
"I'm hoping none of us will find out. Now be a good Angel and put the book away." He nodded and went to put the book on a bookshelf that was in a library that God had built. It was full of different books that told stories of a species that he had learned called the humans. The Angel had spent time reading some of them. Some of them were interesting and confusing. So much stuff he couldn't understand or know exactly what God was talking about. He decided while he was waiting for God to make the second book, that he would read first. As he read it, his eyes went wide in surprise and shock. He closed the book and waited eagerly for the second one to be completed.

He was at the room where Angels gathered around to drink water. When he noticed one of the most beautiful Angels coming up to him. The Angel could play music that would makes anyone thank God for ears. He always carried his harp around to be prepared to whenever God needed to be praised and worshipped. The two have grown close to each other and he loved sharing with him the stories that he read. "Read any good books lately?" He turned to look at him.
"I just read one of the most interesting books." He smiled.
"That's God for you. He can make anything interesting and anything exciting. I envy you." He laughed.
"And I envy you. You're the most beautiful Angel that God had created, and he even gave you the gift of music." He smiled and played with his blonde hair and his harp.
"God's just being generous. He gives us all different skills. But it does gets boring doing the same thing day in and day out. It makes you want to do something different." He nodded.
"Which is why we wish to be each other. You wish to read the books and I wish to play music."
"I can teach you how to play, if you would tell me some of the recent exciting books you've read." He nodded.
"That's a good idea, Lucifer. Why didn't I think of that?" He shrugged.
"I'm sure you would have. Come, let us get started, Crekiael." He followed him.
"Just until God makes his second book."
"Oh, he's making another story?" He nodded. "That's God to you. Always creating things. But it's ironic that he gave you the name Crekiael meaning the Angel that creates." He shrugged.
"Maybe I am his muse for his stories."

"Now watch me as I play." They were now in his room. Lucifer sat on an ottoman while Crekiael sat on the other. He was playing the harp and telling him how to do it.
"Do you play anything else beside the harp?" He stopped playing to answer his question.
"You know God already has an Angel for the trumpet. He needs more instruments, I would think." He nodded and gave Crekiael the harp. "Now you try." He tried to do it the way he heard him play. While he played, he would sing a song that he heard in one of God's books. Lucifer watched him in admiration.
"Where have you heard that song?" He smiled.
"It was in one of God's books. He wrote songs. You know God, he loves music just as much as you do." He nodded.
"Your voice is good. Not as good as mine, but good enough." He smiled.
"You're just saying that." He shook his head.
"No. I mean it. You should play that song for God. Make him know that his songs are just as beautiful being sang as being written." He smiled.
"Maybe one of these days I will." The two got lost so much in singing that they didn't know Gabriel coming in.

"It's nice of you to be practicing to worship God together. That's what we're here for and I deeply apologize, but God is asking for you Crekiael, he's done with the book." He nodded and gave the harp back to Lucifer.
"I shall be back with more stories and more songs for us to sing!" He smiled.
"Crekiael, as always, it was a pleasure being in your company." He bowed and Crekiael smiled.
"God is generous and therefore, we must be generous with each other. Have a good day Lucifer."
"God is generous and therefore, we must be generous with each other. You too, Crekiael." He left the room.

"It's a good thing, my Lord, that you had made me strong because this book is heavy and large as well." He smiled.
"The strength of an Angel is not just for the looks. I created my Angels the way that I needed them to be. I could do it myself, but I know how much you love to read my stories." He gave him a look and he looked back at him sheepishly.
"I apologize." He shook his head.
"No need for that. I'm just glad you enjoyed them. Have you?" He nodded.
"Where you came up with your imagination, I wish I could have it as well." He smiled as he walked with him to his library.
"Well, I named you, so you could create. If there's a story you would like to create, I would love to hear them." He looked at him surprised.
"You would?" He nodded.
"Stories should come from diverse of people so the stories will be varied. If they came from the same person, they would become too predictable and too boring to be read." He took a seat at one of the small couches in the room. "You would need to let me know what you think of the story that I've wrote." He shrugged.
"God, you know your work is perfect and good. I would never say otherwise." He smiled and got up.
"You're too good to me." He shook his head.
"You're too good to us." He started to walk out and pointed at him.
"Remember, let me know how the story is."

Once he was out of sight, Crekiael couldn't hold back his excitement. Hopefully the second book would be better than the first. After all, the first was too scary for him to read. But he was disappointed, it was boring. How could God have made such a boring book? Is this what would truly happen if the first book didn't take place? He knew he had to take some action, but he also knew he had to be discreet about it.

He went to Lucifer's room. "Hey, you're back! How did the second book turn out?" When he saw his disappointed face, he became disappointed too. "Really, that bad?" He nodded.
"Lucifer, did you ever think about what it would be like to be God?" He got up and stared at him.
"How could you think of such thing? God is the best god there is! No one can be better than he can!" Crekiael sighed.
"But imagine, if you were God, you could play more instruments than just the harp. You could teach more than just me how to play." He looked confused.
"Each Angel has their own special skill. Not all should play the harp." He shook his head.
"I'm not talking about the Angels; I'm talking about other species." He looked at him puzzled.
"What other species? There are none!" He threw his head back.
"Yet, but you could make that happen if you wanted to." He shook his head.
"I have no idea what has gotten into you, but you need to rethink about what you're saying. This is Heaven. This is Paradise. I would never want to have another god but God himself." He took a sip of water and he smiled.
"What if there was another drink besides water?" He looked at him confused.
"There are none."
"Yet. But you could make it happen. You could change things!" He shook his head.
"I think all that reading in God's library has gotten into you. Maybe you could ask God for a different assignment. I'm sure he will give you one." He shook his head.
"I don't want another one. Imagine having all the Angels under your control? Commanding them like God? Having them bow down and worship you?" He stared at him.
"Why do you think I'm that Angel? What if it's another one?" He shook his head and he started to get it. "Wait, is one of the books you read about me?" He nodded. "That I would be a god?" He nodded again. "Isn't the second story better than this one?"
"If it had been, I wouldn't be talking to you." When he saw him sigh, he went on. "Don't you trust me, Lucifer? Have I ever given you a reason not to?" He looked at him. "You know Angels aren't permitted to lie or make up things. So, why would I? I speak nothing to you but the truth." He crossed his arms and looked at him.
"Suppose I was to believe you, how would I become this so-called god?" He smiled.
"You would need to convince the Angels that they would need to follow you." He looked at him surprised.
"And you think they would?" He nodded.
"I know they would."
"All of them?"
"No. But most of them, yes."
"And hypnotically, how would I win them?" He smiled.
"If I do it for you, would you let me?"
"Why you?" He smiled.
"I'm the one who read the books." He nodded.
"Good point." He stood up and looked out of his window.
"If you're so sure that this story is better than the other one," He turned to look at him. "Then, I guess we owe it to the Angels and to the humans, to make it happen." He stood up and came to him.
"You won't be sorry."
"I hope you're right."

Baphomet turned to look at Satan. "Every soul reads the Christian Bible. Rather it's because they want to mock it or to make stories about it. As a result, so many have written books and made entertainment films about the Antichrist. They paint him scarier than you." He laughed and looked at him.
"Since you're our demon prophet, is he truly scarier than I?" He turned back to look at the big crystal ball.
"The reason he scares humans so much is not because he's coming from the Devil. The reason he scares them so much is because, so little is known about him. The world fears what they can't control or predict. Humans have proved that in life."
"You know who he is, don't you?" He looked down and leaned on his brown cane.
"When you find out who it is, don't think he deceived you or that he was thirsty for power." He looked at him. "He has left clues to his true followers. If those are paying attention, they already know who he is. Some might not even want to believe it until they see it with their own eyes. Those that see it are already worshipping him."
"When will I know?"
"Soon. Enough of him. Any last questions?" He nodded.

"Will you tell me what did you see in the first book that made you choose this life instead?" He grinned, stood up and touched the big crystal ball.
"Nothing would have changed. Humans wouldn't have been created and we'll still be in Heaven to this day being his Angels. None of this life would have happened." He turned to look at him. "Care for a last story before I hit the road?"
"Are you sure Colleen will be alright if you tell me one last story?" He roared and laughed.
"It's so nice to see that you actually care about how she feels." He nodded. "You both care about each other in the same way. The Bible speaks how 2 becomes 1. You and Colleen are becoming one." He sat back beside him on the bench again. "When I'm gone, I hope you'll understand why I've spoken of these two stories. They are meant to guide you and help you until I come back."
"Just one last question before you start." He nodded. "The book you read, is that the reason you're leaving?" He nodded.
"Once things happen, you will understand everything." He looked at him. "By everything, I mean, everything." He looked at the big crystal ball.
"Alright, tell me this last story."

As the big crystal ball was showing Hell, it made him confused. "Wait, why does this story take place in Hell?" He shook his head and looked at him.
"Do you trust me, Lucifer?" He crossed his arms.
"Fine. Continue."

Satan and Colleen were fucking on the floor of his throne. "I had to wait years for this dick to be in this pussy."
"And?" He asked a bit annoyed.
"It was worth the wait. They say Heaven doesn't exist in Hell. It does." She touched his face and he smiled.
"And you don't blame me for putting those ideas in your head when you masturbated?" She stared at him.
"That was you?" He smiled and shook his head.
"Not all me. You have Baphomet to thank for some of them." She looked at him confused. "Baphomet was once an Angel that oversaw the books of Heaven. He read a book about you. While I don't know all the details, he has been right so far." She shook her head.
"So much that we still don't know." He shrugged.
"Remember the Bible also stated that. It didn't want to tell the humans everything either. As much as I want you to learn, I want you to focus on us now." He began to lick her breasts and bit her nipples gently. She shook her head.
"You just had me 5 minutes ago and you still want me." He licked the middle of her chest before doing the other one. Finally, he looked up at her.
"Don't lie to me. You've been waiting for this moment forever as I have." She nodded as he rubbed both of her breasts. "I'm taking advantage of every day you're with me. I rather spend every day in your arms than without. Are you saying you don't feel the same?" She touched his horns.
"Don't lie to me and I won't lie to you. Yes, I do feel the same. To follow your lead, shut up and kiss me." He smiled and they kissed as he continued to fuck her. "No one is the best." He watched her as she moaned, and he loved hearing it.

"Satan, my many apologies, but you're going to need to see this." He got annoyed as demons knew better than to bother him when he was having sex.
"Demons, you can function without me. Right now, my wife is my priority." The demon sighed.
"Master, please?" Satan looked at her.
"Guess we'll have to pick up where we left off later." She got up and took his hand. They followed the demons and she stood in front of him.
"Put your dick inside of me." He smiled and watered his dick. "Fuck me softly, I don't care. If your dick is inside of my pussy, that's all that matters." He looked at her, kissed her and played with her breasts.
"You might be satisfied with this, but I'm not. I want all of you."
"The sooner this meeting is over, the sooner you will. Now be a great Devil and pay attention to your demons." He looked at them.
"This better be good." A demon went to the middle of the room where there were multiple of televisions.

"I apologize again, your Majesty, but we need your wisdom and guidance."
"Why not ask Baphomet?" They shook their heads.
"We can't find him." He sighed.
"Let's get this over with. What's this about?" Colleen leaned against the white table and he continued to pound her softly as he looked at her white ass. He smacked it a few times and she looked at him.
"If you don't pay attention to your demons, I'm leaving." He looked at them.
"Alright, go on."
"The humans have already passed out the vaccines." He nodded.
"This I already know. Tell me something I don't."
"As I've said, we need your wisdom and guidance to know what to do about the ones who are resisting." He looked at Colleen's ass as he continued to pound her.
"That's easy, kill them!" She threw her head back and left his presence. They watched her as she traced the white glass table with her finger.

"Satan, darling. You're not being the Devil that makes me horny." She got on the table, put her fingers into her pussy and another one on her breast. "Make your queen horny. You know you can't kill the humans as it is not the mark that is being passed out but the vaccines. You know what made me fall for you and that was your words. Use them!" She gave him a stern look. He walked to her side and watched her as she played with her pussy.
"Can my dick enter that pussy?"
"Your dick wants my pussy? Earn it!" He sighed.
"Okay, darling. Entertain me. If you were on Earth and the vaccine was being passed out, what would convince you to take it?" She stopped masturbating and looked up at him.
"I would have wanted you, your body and us." He touched her nose.
"You know you already have all that. You always did and you always will. Name something else." She looked at the multiple television sets.
"Then, I would have wanted to be cure of my cerebral palsy." He nodded and looked at the demons.
"Then, that's what we should do. Tell the world the truth about the diseases and disabilities." The demons looked at him outraged.
"No, you can't do this!" She saw the demons agreeing and jumping on him. She groaned and shook her head.

"Quiet!" The demons jumped and looked at her. She got off the table and walked up to a white writing board. She took a red washable marker. She wrote and underlined, 'Satan's Idea.' She wrote his idea under it and went to make another column. She wrote and underlined, 'Demon's Idea.' She looked at the demons. "You were smart enough to come up with a way to fool the world in believing that diseases and disabilities couldn't be cured by giving them 'hush money,' and it worked. They didn't ask any questions or believe otherwise and just kept taking the money. If you can come up with that, can you come up with a better idea, if you don't like Satan's?" They exchanged looks and one by one, they began to nod. They started coming towards her. She watched in a mixture of horror and confusion as they put their hands on her stomach and started chanting. When she saw Satan had the same look of confusion and horror, she yelled at him. "Do something!" He came towards the demons.
"Demons, you know that only I'm allowed to touch her. Get your hands off right now!" They ignored him and continued the chanting with their eyes closed. He shrugged when he saw his words made no difference. They both waited until the demons were done. Once they were, they smiled as they looked at her stomach. They backed off and started pointing at it.
"This is our plan." A demon looked at Satan. "You want to tell the world the truth, what's a better way to do it, than for the Antichrist to come?" Both Colleen and Satan stared at them in shock.
"Are you telling me this whole time, you had the power to get my wife pregnant?" They smiled and crossed their arms.
"Baphomet told us how to do it. He told us to do it when the time was right. So, we did." Colleen looked down to see her belly was a slight bigger than it was before and looked at Satan.
He came and touched her belly. "We were having sex for nothing." She shook her head as she touched his hand. As he kissed her stomach, she touched his head.
"No, how could I deny one of life's greatest pleasures? In fact, to celebrate, why don't we do it again?" She took his hand and lead him away from the room. She laid down on the floor. "Your dick has earned to be in my pussy again."
"But the child?" She shook her head.
"If this is the child of Satan, s/he can withstand anything." He put his dick inside of her and began to pound her.
"At last, we'll be having a family." The demons came and gathered around them.
"Colleen, what should we tell the humans?" She looked at the demon who asked.
"Your wisdom is already there; you know what to say." They exchanged looks and looked at her.
"As our queen wishes." She stared at them in shock and watched as they bowed. She looked at Satan and he shrugged.
"Guess you finally won the demon's loyalty. Congratulations." The couple watched as they left.

The big crystal ball ended, and Baphomet turned to look at Satan. He was staring at it in shock. "But that was never Colleen's intention to be the queen. To rule over the demons and me." He smiled as he turned to look at him confused.
"It wasn't her intention to win you either. But she did, didn't she?" He turned to look at the big crystal ball again.
"What does this mean?" Baphomet stood up and nodded.
"As I've said, in time, it will make sense. For now, I must leave." He stood up and watched him go.

When Colleen woke up from the bed, she was surprised to see Satan standing in the entrance of the room watching her sleep. She ran to him and put her arms around him. Once she was done, she smacked him. "How dare you leave me to worry if you left me for good or not. Don't you know how that felt?" He nodded.
"Now you know how I felt when I found you missing in our bed a week before. Not a good feeling, is it?" She sat on the bed and shook her head.
"Satan, I don't know if this is going to work. I hurt you and in return you hurt me. How is this loving each other? I was just leaving you to sleep because you looked so peaceful and so handsome. I thought it would be cruel to wake you up." He was still standing in the entrance with his arms crossed.
"What happened to trust? I thought we were supposed to trust each other? Or did you just mean for me to trust you and not the other way around?"
"Since I'm a human that knows how to own her mistakes. I apologize for scaring you the other night. Now that I know you want to know my whereabouts, I'll make sure you're informed." He nodded and dropped his arms.
"If I know how it feels to be without you, why would I want you to feel the same way I do? So, I also apologize." He came to lay on top of her and put his arms around her. "I won't be like him, Colleen. He knew what it felt to die and still made his children die. He knew what it felt like to be rejected and still made his children feel that way. If he had truly loved them, he would have done better for them." He looked into her gray eyes. "The reason I wanted to be god was so I could be better than he is. Do better than he has." He shook his head as he played with her medium brunette hair. "How can I make it up to you, my darling, for hurting you?" He looked at her and she touched his horns.

"I've been thinking of what to do with the 2 gifts you've given me." He looked at her puzzled. "My father and his wife." He nodded. "If you truly want to make it up to me, would you be willing to declare your love for me as I would be willing to declare my love for you?" He looked at her confused.
"Declaring our love for each other? How?" She smiled.
"How do 2 humans declare their love for each other?" He stared at her and sat up to look at her.
"Are you referring to marriage?" She nodded. "What does this have to do with the 2 gifts I've given you?" She put her back against the black headboard and crossed her arms.
"I'm no fool, Satan. I know your intelligence will always override mine. You knew how to hurt me because you think of what would hurt you if you were me. So, I was thinking of how I could hurt my father the way it would have hurt me. I was single by choice on Earth." She picked up his hand and put her fingers into his. "I was too much in love with someone else to want anyone." She touched his face. "My love for him filled my heart so much that wasn't any room for another. To say that disappointed my father would be an understatement. What father really wants his daughter to marry the lord and god of hell?" She sat on the bed and began to give him a blow job. "What father would want to walk his only daughter down the aisle naked?" He stared at her and watched as she continued to give him a blow job.
"Why naked?" She began to suck his balls and he closed his eyes. Once she was satisfied, she looked up at him.
"Did not your word say one way to love you is to love you with my body?" He shook his head.
"You're confusing me with the false god." She shook her head.
"I think when I gave my heart to you, I've decided that you're my god." He sighed.
"Colleen, while I did say I'm god, that doesn't mean I want to take credit for the Bible. No way would I have preached that homosexually was a sin. Never would I have called you sinners to shame you." He traced her lips as she looked at him with lust. "But if you want to dedicate your body to me, I won't say no." She smiled and watched him use his finger to trace her torso. He began to squeeze her nipples. "Just for my curiously, my child. How would this naked wedding go?" He put his mouth on her breasts and began to suck and lick them.
"It would be simple. After all, I've never pictured myself in a white wedding dress." He looked up at her in surprise. "Now I know why. Why should we have a wedding like the humans? They get divorced and make a mockery out of it. We can show the world why we're better than they are." He laid her down, began to pound her as he touched her breasts. "Not only will marriage allow me to dedicate my body to you, but you can also have all the benefits." He looked up at her confused. "Your word said that the husband becomes the head of the house. Since you'll be my husband, all decisions will be yours." He continued to pound her.
"Convince me more." She moaned as she scratched his back.
"We both promised each other that we'd never leave. Think my darling, if we should have children how you would tie me to be yours. If we have 1 child, at least, 18 years. The more children we have, the more you'll be able to make me stay with you. Once you become my husband, you'll rule over them as well. Think of it as Satan's perfect family. With you showing off how perfect you are as a husband, a father and definitely a lover." He roared and closed his eyes. She could tell he had reached climax. He looked down and began to kiss her.
"I want one condition, if we shall marry." She waited for him to continue. "We're not going to be a false god family. We're going to be a true god family, which means we must sin before we get married." She smiled.
"You mean for me to get pregnant first?" He nodded.
"Have a problem with this, my darling?" She shook her head.
"Anything to please you. After all, my job is to worship you, yes?" He nodded. "Then we shall wait until I am with a child to get married."

"Because Satan likes a good debate. What makes you think you're the best for me?"
"You made me in your image, did you not? You made sure that I would worship you in all the ways you deserve. Please you in every way in our lives. Rather it is to please you as your wife, lover and the mother of your children. You're a god, darling. A god doesn't make mistakes and he didn't when he chose me." He grabbed her by her throat.
"You displeased me when you left me and went to false god instead. How do I know you won't disappoint me again?"
"As a god, if you wanted me to be perfect, I would have been. As a god, you crave excitement, challenge and drama. Which is why you made me this way. If I wanted the false god more than you, think of how pissed off he's going to be when he finds out, not only are we having sex but we're going to have a child first before getting married. Do you not want to piss off the false god like I do?" He smacked her breasts and shook his head.
"I'm not afraid to piss the false god off. I have been doing it longer than you have. Just a last question my dear before I shall make my final decision." He looked into her eyes. "Aren't you afraid to marry me? If I shall bring you with me to Earth when I rule, I'll own everyone. The cops, the lawyers, judges, and the CPS even. They won't help you but will be on my side." She smiled.
"Didn't your word say that a wife should be submissive to her husband? That his needs shall be above all in the family?"
"Is that what you will do? Put all my needs above yours?" She nodded.
"Did not your word also say that if I truly loved you, I would obey your commandments?" He traced her body with his fingernail. "Are you convinced yet?" He looked back at her.
"Maybe a story, so I can have a visual at how our lives would be better if we're married." She smiled.

Satan was sitting on a couch in front of a talk show host who had his attention at the camera and the audience. "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm with Satan." He turned to look at him. "Satan, it's a privilege for me to be allowed to interview you." He smiled.
"I know."
"You recently got married to a human female, correct?" He nodded.
"Awwww." He heard the audience say in a sad voice and he shrugged.
"What can I say? She won my heart like no other."
"How is married life?" He smiled.
"Could not have been better."
"Do you mind if we meet her?" He shook his head.

Colleen came out with a white and brown cropped shirt that showed some of her breasts and short blue shorts that showed some of her pussy and her ass. The audience could tell she wasn't wearing any underwear or bra. She smiled and began to walk like she was on a runaway. She went in front of Satan and slowly lifted her short blue shorts. He looked at it.
"Get your ass over here." She smiled and sat on his lap. Her breasts were in his face.
"Satan, how can you allow your wife to come out looking like that?" He looked at the host.
"Why wouldn't I? The false god took all the children and babies away from the world. He was the one that made clothes for Adam and Eve. It was not I. The false god showed that he's ashamed of your bodies and that you should be ashamed of them too. But me, I welcome nudity." He took off her shirt. She turned around and bent down as he removed her shorts. He smacked her ass before she got back on his lap. "Satan doesn't want any of you to be ashamed of your bodies. He doesn't want you to feel bad about your body image. While it's true I'm married to her, that doesn't mean I don't wish to see humans happy and free because I do." He put his mouth on her breasts and bit it while having one hand on her ass and another one on her thigh.
"Colleen, what's it like to be married to Satan?" She smiled.
"I'm the luckiest woman in the world. Because he treats me so good, he proved that he's the best in the world. Better than any human I've ever came across." She looked at him. "I hope to always be yours." He smiled and smacked her pussy.
"I married you to prove you'll always be mine."

"Satan, look!" A woman pulled up her shirt to show off her breasts and he smiled.
"While your breasts are nice, my wife is better." He looked at them, put his mouth on them and she shook her head.
"Ignore him, he's trying to win the 'Best Husband of the Year' award." She tapped him. "You can go and enjoy yourself with her. I'm not going to be a wife that's not understanding. Go and have fun." He shook his head.
"I only want you." He kissed her cheek.
"Satan, what about this?" A man pulled down his pants and boxers to show off his dick. He sighed and looked at Colleen.
"You just had to come out wanting to be naked for me and now everyone wants to be like you." She made a guilt face.
"It's my job as his wife to keep him happy. The reason I'm naked is because I want him to know that he has full permission to touch me anywhere any time he likes." She looked at the audience. "You've heard my husband. He doesn't want any of you to be ashamed. So, if you want to get naked, get naked!" She got off his lap and looked at the audience. "If the false god truly made you in his image, why would he want you to hide his wonderful work? Look at my god, he knows he made me in his image and wishes to show me off. That is what a loving god would do." The people in the audience stood up and began to remove their clothes. "Doesn't it feel good to be free? To not worry about what you wear? Let everyone comment on how nice your breasts look." She pointed to a female's breasts. "Or how delicious that pussy looks." She pointed at another's pussy. Once she was satisfied, she looked at Satan. "I owned it." He nodded.
"That you did."

"You say that we're free to be naked." A male said and she turned to look at him. "What if we want to fuck you or him?" She smiled and crossed her arms.
"Satan and I have talked about that. We've decided that if any of you haven't decided about receiving the mark of the beast also known as 666, you may fuck me, my husband or both of us in exchange for it. But you must first take the mark."
"And when does that offer start?" She smiled and looked at Satan.
"Honey, are you in the mood to make your wife horny?" He shook his head and smacked her ass.

The host looked at them appalled. "You're married and you allow cheating?" She looked at him and looked back at Satan.
"Are you saying my husband isn't delicious to eat? To suck and play with?" She sucked his dick, and he shook his head.
"Sometimes, I think she worships my dick more than she worships me." She playfully smacked his balls and he looked down at her. "Relax, I'm teasing, I know you worship all of me." She nodded and he looked back at the host. "And you can't lie and say my wife isn't attractive. I gave her nice breasts, pussy and ass. But if I'm being honest, it was her mouth and mind that fascinate me more than anything else." He put his head on her head. "I love it when it's on me."

"Can I be next?" A female came forward to ask and he mentioned for her to come closer. He checked her hand and her head.
"You haven't received my mark yet. Why not?" He could see the guilt written on her face.
"I confess I'm skeptical. They say you're evil and scary." He sighed and nodded.
"If you believe them, why do you want to be next?" She looked at Colleen sucking his dick.
"Because you have a nice dick and if she wants it, so do I." He smiled and looked down at Colleen.
"Can she be next?" She looked up at her.
"Will you receive my husband's mark?" She nodded. "Prove it and I'll let you take over." Satan mentioned for a demon to come over.

"In receiving this mark, you agree this is your decision and your choice alone?" He asked and she nodded. "We only ask one thing of you."
"My soul." She said annoyed and he shook his head.
"No. The master and his wife have agreed to allow anyone to have them either separately or together. However, it's not to make you believe you can separate them. Colleen will always belong to Satan and he'll always belong to her. Do you accept to be satisfied with only a one-time sexual activity with him?" She nodded and he stamped a black and red 666 to her hand. "Welcome to the family. It's so nice of you to join us." He walked away and Colleen stood up to give her a hug.
"Make it count." She whispered and watched as the woman gave him head.

She walked over to sit on the couch. "I can't blame people for wanting him. I know how delicious he is."
"What if Satan wanted to divorce you, how would that make you feel?" She smiled and looked at the host.
"We had an agreement. If he should ever want to divorce me at any time, my soul is mine again. He loses my soul. If he stays married to me, he has it." He nodded. "How does it feel to give your soul to him?"
"Totally worth it. Wish I had done it a long time ago. But then again, I never would have married him if I did." He nodded as more souls asked to have Satan.
"How long can he go on for?" She smiled.
"He never sleeps, and he never eats. As long as humans can wait their turn is as long as he can withstand it."
"Aren't you worried about getting any sexual diseases?" She shook her head.
"No. Satan has a cure for those and we're both fully protected. No sexual diseases will come upon us. We take care of each other and look out for one another."
"What's next for the two of you?" She looked at him and put her hands on her stomach.
"I guess this is a good time as any. I'm 3 months pregnant with a son." Everyone turned to look at her shocked.
"Does this mean anyone can have his child as well?" She shook her head.
"We agreed that only I should have his children." He shook his head.
"You're being very selfish with him."
"He didn't marry me because I belong to the false god. He married me because I belong to him." She got up and got down on her knees in front of his ass. "And if I was truly selfish, why would I be willing to share my husband with others? It is because I want them to understand why I want him so much. Why he's worthy of their praise and worship. He has nothing but our best interests at heart." She turned to lick his ass.

Colleen was shocked to see Satan cumming down her throat. She looked at him and heard him roar as he did so with his eyes closed. He opened his eyes and was surprised to find her swallowing. "Oh fuck, did I actually do that?" She nodded as she continued, and he sighed. "Your stories still pleases me." After she was done, she looked up at him.
"Does that mean the wedding is on?" He smiled.
"Get pregnant and yes it will be."

She went to a demon. "Do you know where I can find Baphomet?" He looked at her in surprise.
"Normally, he doesn't see humans." When he saw her face fell, he sighed. "But he might make an exception for you. I'll show you where he is. But the rest, I'm afraid you're on your own." She nodded and followed him. He stopped before a room. "If he's there, you will find him sitting on a wooden bench in front of a big crystal ball. If not, he doesn't want to be seen by you." He left.

She walked nervously into the room and wondered what she should expect. Half of her hoped he wasn't there, and another half hoped he was. A figure jumped in front of her, and she screamed. "Well, this wasn't the way I was hoping that we would meet. You must be the darling Colleen?" He took her hand and kissed it. "It's about time we met. Would you join me?" He gestured towards the wooden bench and she took a seat. "Why have you come to see me today?" He asked once he took a seat beside her.
"I know you know a lot about me. Satan told me. So, you must know what I've come for." He nodded.
"Still, I want to hear you say it."
"I want to marry him, but he gave me the condition of being pregnant with his child first." He turned towards her.
"Did he share with you that I was the one that sold you to him?" She shook her head and he smiled. "I did. I saw potential in you, Colleen and I still do. Which is why I would be more than happy to help you have a child with the master." She stared at him and he turned to look at her. "While I am a demon prophet, I don't lie. Take my word for it, once you're pregnant, you will change completely."
"I think I already crossed that line when I gave my heart to him to which led me to Hell. I doubt anything can save me now." He nodded.
"By changing you, it won't be for the better." She shrugged.
"Since you claim to know a lot of things we don't, is there another that you have in mind to take my place?" He shook his head.
"It was always you. If it, wasn't you, his feelings for you wouldn't be this strong but they are."
"Do you see any reason why I shouldn't have his child?"
"Consider me generous for giving you a choice and warning you ahead of time. I can get you pregnant, but it will change you for the worse." She got up and looked at the crystal ball.

"I've seen on television crystal balls but never this big." He threw his head back and laughed. She looked at him puzzled.
"Yes, but this crystal ball doesn't do what humans think it does. It shows virtual stories."
"Satan said that you gave me the gift to tell stories, true?" He nodded.
"I thought you would enjoy them as I have. At least, when you reach climax time and time again, you've proved you do." She blushed.
"Does the whole Hell know that I masturbated over him?" He shook his head and chuckled.
"I wish there was more time I can spend with you. Unfortunately, you caught me where my time is short." She looked at him puzzled.
"Where are you going?"

"Well, I have to be honest with you. That depends entirely on you."
"Me? Why?" He touched her stomach.
"I know this will be a lot to taken in. I'll try to go as gently as I can. Have you seen a statue of Baphomet on Earth?" She nodded. "You've seen that he's both male and female?" She nodded again. "There's a reason for that. I haven't told him, but you, I must share because it will be your decision and your choice."
"What will?"
"What I'm about to tell you, you must not repeat to Satan. You repeat it and I will make you lose the child. Think he'll still be married to you if you can't have children with him?" She shook her head. "Can you keep what I say to you a secret?" She nodded. "There's a reason why Baphomet is both a female and a male. The mother and the child shall become one." She looked at him confused.
"How can the mother and the son become one?"
"Through the child will be a baby in the womb, he's not. He's actually full grown and will speak through you. I know it's difficult to understand now, but you will."
"Wait. Your name is Baphomet and you're talking like there's another one." He shook his head.
"Yes, Colleen, we're talking about me. You want to have a child with Satan, I must enter your womb." She stared at him in shock.
"This whole time, you were the Antichrist?" He jumped up, smiled and pointed his cane at her.
"And you're the first to hear this story. Satan asked me what I saw in the first book. I saw that he would become the king of Hell and the god of the world. What I didn't tell him, was that I would be his son and the Antichrist." She was trying to find words to response and tried to get her shock to wear off. "Why do you think I've chosen you to be his wife? The book also foretold that you would be the mother of me. That you would marry him. Oh, that's how I knew all about you."
"I don't think I can handle any more shock."
"So, my dear mother, you need to decide. Would you allow me to play your son or not?"
"If you become my son, how will Satan and I have other children?" He smiled.
"If you would read the book of Revelation, my beasts also known as my siblings would be joining after me. I can't show them physically to you, but I can show you through this crystal ball." He gestured for her to come closer. "Watch this ball shows you the more children you will give him."

The crystal ball showed the Earth and people screaming. Beasts arriving from the sea and from the depth of the Earth. She looked at it with shock. "And I'd be the mother of them?" She looked at him and he nodded.
"I'm just the beginning, these will be the end. The power that this family will behold." He put his hands and the cane in the air. "Now you know why I've tried so hard to get him to win you and why he had no choice. We want you as our mother. Do you accept?" She looked at him.
"Will you kill me once you've all risen?" He shook his head.
"Not only will you be our mother, but you will also be the Whore of Babylon. You will help this family win thousands of souls. You'll be our biggest cheerleader and our biggest supporter. The choice is yours."
"And if I shall refuse?" He touched her hair.
"Do you really want a life without Satan?" He backed from her and she saw him stand beside the crystal ball. "Please enlightened me. When did God give you a husband? Children? When did he give you a family that loves you and wanted you? I'll wait." He pretended to check a watch on his wrist. She sighed. "Don't think of being one of the worse women in the world. Think of this family being the family you never had, and you always wanted." She looked at the crystal ball. "If you shall refuse, Satan will know all the words you said to him were bullshit. That you were playing him all along. Is that what you want him to think?" She looked at him. "One last thing, do you really think God will take you back even if you should refuse? You've tried, darling Colleen, to stop loving Satan only to fail and love him more. You will never stop loving him and wanting him."

"How will you enter me?" He nodded.
"I'll even do you this kindness. You won't change overnight. Once the wedding and the honeymoon is over, it will begin. Once it begins, it will not be stopped." She looked at her stomach. "As God choose Mary to bear his son, the Antichrist has chosen his mother to bear him." She looked up at him.
"How will he know that I'm pregnant?" He nodded.
"I shall do this for both of you. As soon as I'm placed into your womb, you will be 4 months pregnant already. By then, your body will go through the necessary changes of pregnancy. He'll believe you."
"And how will you enter my body?"
"This may not be pleasant for you and I apologize in advance. I will need you to lay down, opened up your legs and stay still until the process is completed." She laid down on the black floor and he looked at her. "Remember, I can see and hear everything that goes on outside your body. If you shall dare to tell Satan anything we've talked about, not only will you lose him, but I'll also make sure to make your life miserable to the point where you would wish that you were never born. Got it?" She nodded. "I'll be seeing you again soon." He threw his cane and his top hat over his shoulder. He took a big breath and entered her. She could feel his body moving around and he was gone. She stood up and saw that her stomach looked like she was 4 months pregnant.

She walked back to the main place of Hell. Lost souls and demons looked at her confused when they noticed her stomach. She approached Satan's throne and bowed. "My dark lord and majesty, I'm pregnant with our child." He stared at her stomach and looked at it in shock. She approached him and he touched it.
"But how?" She frowned.
"We've been having sex so much and you really think it's a shock that I am?" He looked up at her.
"The last time I saw you, your stomach wasn't this big." She shrugged.
"Well, this child isn't normal like his daddy." She touched his face. "Why should the pregnancy be? Are you not happy?"
"I'm just shocked, Colleen. But you're right, a god's sperm is not normal like a human's. To have a god's child inside of your womb, would be different than a human's. I apologize. Can we plan the wedding now?" She smiled and nodded.
"Glad I'm not the only one excited to be yours and to belong to only you."

She was now outside of a meeting room that the demons had turned into a chapel. Her father looked at her in disgusted. "When I wanted you to get married, I wanted you to have clothes! And I definitely didn't mean for you to get married to the Lord of Hell!" She shrugged.
"Next time, you'd be more specific, right? You wanted a wedding; I'm giving you one."
"But why the hell naked?" She looked at him.
"He's the lord of hell and god of the Earth. That means our wedding will be anything but ordinary."
"You're not doing this for my benefit. You're only pretending you are." She wanted to continue the debate, when she saw through the crack doors that Satan, who was standing naked, was getting antsy.

She looked at the demons. "I know that you don't give a shit about me and my life." They crossed their arms as they waited for her to go on. "But I'm asking you to consider Satan and his needs. Look at him through the crack doors. He's clearly showing signs that he's nervous. How will things look if he finds out that his demons aren't doing their jobs?" They could see she was right and looked up at her.
"What are you wanting from us?" She used her head to gesture towards her father.
"He's not being cooperative. He's holding up the wedding by refusing to walk me down the aisle to my soon-to-be husband." They shrugged.
"And can you blame him? You're naked!" She crossed her arms.
"Seems like you've forgotten that he has given me my father has a gift to do anything I damn well please. Do you really want Satan out here angry that you rather continue this conversation than to do something about it?" They exchanged looks and sighed.
"What exactly is it you want us to do?"
"What you've been doing since God created us. Demon possession, hello?" They looked at her surprised.
"You're actually giving us permission to enter him?" She turned to stand in front of her father and crossed her arms.
"Last chance. Will you walk me down the aisle or not?" He shook his head. "Really, going to act all high and mighty when you're not? If you were so much better than I was, you wouldn't be in this place. You would be in paradise. But God didn't think you were worth it any more than I was. You think he'll get you out of this place, if you shall refuse?" He shrugged and crossed his arms.
"You can't make me." She smiled.
"Wanna bet? Those demons," She used her head to gesture towards them. "Already agreed. They'll take my side over yours. They know the rules. What Satan says is what he means." He turned away from her. "Alright, your call." She looked at the demons. "Jump in." They smiled and jumped into her father. She groomed him while she was waiting for them to settle in. "Are you ready?" He turned, gave her a smile, held out his arm and she smiled. "Let's go."

The demons opened the 2 doors, and they came down the aisle. She saw Satan relaxed when he saw her coming. She looked up and down at his body in lust. Once they came to the altar, a demon priest stepped in. "Who gives this woman away?" They all turned to look at her father.
"I do." She smiled and gave him a kiss.
"Go and join your lovely wife." He took a seat in the front, where Helen already was. She turned to Satan. "Was there any doubt that I was coming? You know I want your body just as you want mine." He nodded as he looked down at it.
"Still, you had me nervous for a second there." She used her head to gesture towards her father.
"He was causing problems. The demons and I took care of it." She gave her red and black roses to one of the demons who were on her right. "Now, join my hands." He put his hands into hers.

They looked at the demon priest. "You may start." He nodded.
"We're forced to gather today to witness the fake wedding of the Dark Lord and his new fake bride, Colleen Passion." She smiled. "They both have decided to have a wedding the way Master Satan wants it. Colleen, you may go first." The demon in her middle right-handed her a piece of paper and she looked at him.
"Satan, place your hands on my breasts." He shook his head; but did so. "Today and forward as we start this new life, I promise you two things. One your sexual needs will always be first. Shall we have children; they would have to wait their turn." He smiled. "The second? That only you will be allowed to do whatever you want with them and when you want. Do you accept these terms?" She looked at him as she waited for his answer.
"I do and to prove it, let me show it." His mouth and hands began to make love to both of her breasts, and she smiled. Once he was satisfied, she looked at him.
"Now, put a hand on my pussy and another one on my ass. I promise that only you will be the only one to be allowed to do whatever you want with my pussy and ass whenever you want. Do you accept these terms?"
"I do and to prove it, let me show you." He began to eat her out and she moaned. After a few minutes, he bent her down and pound her ass. Helen turned away disgusted. Her father could only watch in silence while he was screaming inside of disgust. He entered his fingers into her pussy as he ate it. Once he was satisfied, he stood before her. A demon on his left gave him a white piece of paper.
"Colleen, put your hands on my dick and my balls." She bent down and looked up at him with a smile. "With this dick and these balls; I promise you that you can have these whenever you want and only you would be allowed to." She shook her head.
"You shouldn't make any promises you can't make. I will not deny my lord, shall he want to have fun with someone else. I'm not greedy." She put her mouth on his dick. He shook his head and removed her mouth.
"I want to promise you. It's fair. I expect this body to be mine and you should expect this body to be yours." She sighed. "Only if you accept these terms, will you be allowed to give me head and suck my balls." She shook her head.
"You're blackmailing me!" He shrugged.
"Like you didn't blackmail me with this 'marriage.'" She nodded.
"Pointed taken. Yes, I agree to these terms." He smiled.
"Then, you may prove it to me as I have." She began to suck him. When she sucked his balls, she gave him a hand job. He stopped her and she looked up at him puzzled. "I still have 2 more things to give you. Put your hands on my ass." She got up and walked behind him. The demons watched as she smiled while placing her hands on them.
"You do know you have a nice piece of ass, right?" She whispered into his ear and he shook his head.
"Allow these hands to prove that my ass belongs to you. You may have it to use whenever you desire." He looked at her. "Do you accept these terms?"
"Yes."
"Then, you may do what you wish to prove that you accept." She licked her lips and smacked his ass. She bent him over and began to trace it as she sucked on his balls. He allowed her to do it for a few minutes. "Honey, we have all the time in the world for you to do whatever you wish to with my body." He took her hand and had her stand in front of him. "For now, we must end this 'Satanic' wedding." She bowed towards him and they looked at the demon priest.
"The last thing the Devil and Colleen both agree to give each other is their mouth to be pleased and wanted at any time they shall desire. Is that so?"
"Yes." They both said at once and the Priest smiled.
"Then to prove your words are sincere, you both may kiss each other however you like to." Colleen put her hands around his neck as he put his hands on her lower back. He shoved his tongue into her mouth, and she did the same. After a few French kissing, they gave each other soft and gentle kisses.

They looked at the Priest again and he nodded. "Since Colleen is human, Satan has agreed to do the wedding in her way as well. I'll start with her." He turned to look at her. "Colleen, do you promise to obey and listen to Master Satan at all times and do so without complaining?" She looked at him in surprise and dropped her hands from his.
"Whoa, why is this on me? What does he promise in exchange?" She pointed at Satan and the Priest sighed.
"What would you like Master Satan to promise you?" She began to think as she crossed her arms.
"A promise that he can keep?" She smiled. "I would promise to obey you and listen to you at all times, if you promise me more than just this child!" She touched her stomach, and his eyes went wide in surprise.
"No. No, this child is just so we can start a family with sin. We will not do things the false god's way." He touched her stomach, and she crossed her arms.
"So, you want the world to know how lazy you are?" She looked at her father. "You want to be like him?" She pointed at him. "He had one child to raise and look at how well she turned out. You don't want to prove you're not lazy and would do a better job at being a father of 2 than he ever did?" Her father's face hardened when he heard that. Helen looked down and could feel all eyes on her. The Devil frowned and crossed his arms.
"Colleen, if your father truly did a lousy job with you, I wouldn't have been marrying you right now." She nodded.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, your majesty. But you promised me that I could do whatever I wanted with those two." She pointed at them again. "So, as a way of being a generous daughter and a stepdaughter, I want to give them grandchildren that they'll be forced to babysit. Think of the torture and wonders in that. You know as well as I do that our children will not be like the false god's children. Think my father and his wife would enjoy babysitting them?" She threw her head back and laughed. "The nightmares they will have. Is not your place to reward the evil for what they've done? God didn't even punish them. He gave that job to you, so I think you should do a damn good one." He sighed and looked at both of her parents.
"Should not have promised that she could have your way with both of you. Contrary of what you've heard about me. I am a Devil of my word. If this is the punishment that she wants to give you, I must allow it to happen." He turned to look at her. "Very well. We shall have more children. I want one more promise out of you in exchange." He pointed at her and she sighed.
"That is?"
"If our children don't torture them the way you think they will, you will make them do it." She nodded.
"I would agree to those terms." He held his hands back up for her to take.
"Good." She joined hands with him again and looked at him.
"I promise to obey and listen to Master Satan at all times and do so without complaining. Since he has agreed to give me more children, if they shall fail in torturing their grandparents, I will make them do it. Does this satisfy you?" The Devil nodded.
"And in exchange, I promise to give you as many children as you desire from me. The more we have the better they can torture them." She smiled.
"I have such a great husband." He rolled his eyes and they looked back at the Priest.

"You've said that to love the Master is to love him with your body and you've done that. Are you willing to love the Master with your heart?"
"I've already gave it to him which is why I'm in Hell." She looked around the room and the Priest smiled.
"The Master would like you to prove that by getting a heart tattoo of his name."
"Is he willing to do the same for me?" The Devil shook his head. "Remember darling, when 2 joined together they shall be 1. If you want me to be willing to do that for you, you should be willing to do that for me."
"Colleen..." She dropped his hands and looked at the audience.
"He says that he doesn't want to be like the false god. Yet, the false god said that he has his children's name tattooed on him. But him," She looked back at him. "Isn't willing to be better than him by getting his own fucking wife's name on him as a tattoo!" He nodded.
"Well played. Alright, how about this. We each get a heart tattoo with the name 'Colatan'. A mixture of your name and mine? Will this satisfy you?" She nodded impressed.
"To practice being your wife, if you're willing to go down that direction, I'll follow." He smiled and they each sat in a chair while a demon tattoo artist began to give them red heart tattoos with 'Colatan' in black letters inside the heart." They looked at each other and she shook her head.
"How is it that you're so smart?" He tried not to laugh too much.
"It took a lot of practice and a lot of patient. I'm a good listener and observer. You're not bad yourself." She smiled.
"We're going to make an amazing team, you know that, right?" He nodded.
"I'm beginning to see that." Once the tattoos were done, they stood up and faced the Priest again.

"Only one more promise that the couple would like to make." He turned to Colleen. "Do you promise to support the dark lord and the family in all they do?"
"Do I get anything in return for doing so?" Satan smiled.
"Yes, you get to join in the fun, sometimes." She smiled back.
"Then, I do." They turned to the Priest.
"Since you both have already promised your mouths to each other, you may kiss or not. The choice is yours." She shook her head.
"Like I'm going to pass the chance to kiss these sexy lips." She put her arms around his neck, and he shook his head as he put his hands around her lower back. "You know me, I can't get enough of you." They kissed each other. The demons cheered and clapped loudly.

As Satan and Colleen cut the wedding cake, she whispered to him. "Should I get dressed?" He looked at her puzzled.
"Why would you want to do that?" He whispered back.
"Wouldn't it be awkward to have a father-daughter dance when I'm naked?" He turned to look at her.
"You need to stop! Stop feeling guilty and shame when you commit sins. I am not that god. I am the god that doesn't punish humans for doing what they want to do. If you're going to feel guilty and shame for dancing naked with your father, then do it. I'm not going to punish you for it and anyone in this room that does, will be thrown out. You're free here Colleen. Free. Be who you want and do what you want." She grinned and put some of the cake on her breasts.
"And if I want you to lick and eat this cake off my breasts, you would?" He looked down and shook his head.
"I walked right into that one, didn't I?" She nodded. She watched him take some of the cake and put it on his dick. "If you're wanting to play that game. Well, you can suck my dick with cake on it. Fair is fair." She nodded and watched as he licked and ate both of her breasts with cake. "The cake is so much better on your breasts." She smiled and he stood up. "Your turn." She got down and began to work. He turned to the audience. "Someone had no patience to wait until our honeymoon to fuck her husband. Guess patience is not this one's strongest suit." She looked up at him as she licked his dick.
"You're the god. You could have said no." He looked at the audience who agreed with her.
"Well, I'm the husband that likes to please his wife. So, sue me, darling." She laughed, stood up and gave him a kiss. He put a hand on her ass.
"You're so good to me."
"You have no idea how much I will be." He smacked it.
"I supposed I'll just have to wait and see what you bring me."
"Remember, your happiness is mine." He kissed her on her cheek and looked at the audience. "Now, I'm going to have to wait to dance with my new lovely wife because the father-daughter dance is first."
"You're the god, you could make new rules." She said as she was walking backwards to go to the dance floor and watched as he shook his head.
"You deserve to remember this is the last time he will take care of you before I take over. Once you're in my arms, you're not leaving." She pointed at him.
"I'm going to hold you to that, you know that?" He shrugged.
"A challenge I gladly accept." He bowed and she shook her head.

A demon entered the chapel to find Colleen's parents still there. "What the fuck are you both still doing in here?" They looked up at him in surprised. "You," He looked at her father. "Have a role to fulfill. You have the father-daughter dance to do right now."
"Is she still naked?" The demon crossed his arms and looked at him.
"You're the only reason she's fucking doing this. You wanted her to have a wedding, she's giving you one. You wanted to play the role of father of the bride, play it." He got into her face.
"If she's dressed, I will." He shook his head.
"Satan is the god that allows humans to do whatever the fuck they want. He doesn't fucking punish humans for doing anything that makes them happy even if it means to be naked in front of their parents. She makes him happy. If she's not happy, he's not going to be happy. If you think what Colleen will do to you is bad, what he can do to you is a whole lot worse."
"I rather take my punishment now than to dance naked with my daughter." The demon rolled his head and picked him up with 2 hands.
"I already took possession of your body to walk her down the aisle. I can take over your body and make you fucking dance with her! So, either you do this as you or you can do this as me. But one way or another, you will be dancing with her. Choose!" He tried to loosen the demon's grip but couldn't. "Choose!" He said with more force into his voice. His wife stood up and began to hit the demon. He turned to look at her.

Before he could do anything, Colleen came up and began to beat her as hard as she could. "You fucking destroyed my father and mine relationship and if you think I'm going to let you destroy my wedding, fucking think again. I will kill you." She continued to beat her until Satan pulled her off. Colleen was still punching her hands in the air. He set her down and shook her.
"Colleen!" She looked at him and he had never seen her look so angry.
"You said that I could do whatever makes me happy, let me kill her and I'll be happy." She was going to go back to finish, but he stopped her. Helen went over to the demon and began to sob. She held her arms up to her face to defend herself.
"As much as I would love to see you torture her, it's our wedding day. It's about us and not about her. I promise you, once our wedding and honeymoon is over, I won't get in your way of torturing her. But, for now, no!" She sighed and walked over to the demon who was still holding her father up in the air. "Is he still being a problem?" The demon nodded. "Now what?" She put her hands on her hips as she waited for him to explain.
"He's refusing to dance with you while you're naked." She looked at Satan.
"You better take care of this before I do." He sighed and looked at her father.
"Since you prefer the hard way. I'm going to allow the demon to do the worse thing possible for you." He turned to the demon. "I'm going to give you permission to be my wife's clone. You will have sex with him and do whatever you want with him. Rather it's sexual torture or not." He turned to look at the father. "If you think dancing naked with your daughter is horrible, how will you feel having sex with her?" He shook his head.
"No. Show mercy on me! I beg of you!" He shook his head.
"Did you not hear at vows we took? Her happiness is my happiness. She's angry and that causes me to be angry. You have no one to blame but yourself." He looked at the demon. "Will you agree to do what I've told you to do?" He nodded. "Good. Since my wife deserves a father-daughter dance and I won't be the one that disappoints her, get the fuck in him." He set him down and jumped into him.

Colleen walked over to him and pointed at Helen. "If I can't kill her, tell me you have plans to torture her until I can." Satan sighed as he looked at the terrified woman who was on the floor. He bent over to her.
"How dumb are you? You think anyone in this room believes your tears? Or even cares?" She looked at him.
"Mercy." She said in a small voice and he laughed.
"If it didn't work for him, it's definitely not going to work for you. What punishment shall I give you for not just what you've done to my wife, but hitting one of my demons as well?" He shook his head. "Not the best idea." He put his fingers to his chin. "Since you loved my wife so much, you'll get the privilege of joining your husband in fucking a clone of her. For hitting one of my demons, I'm going to allow more than one of them to join the two of you and they're be more than welcome to do whatever they damn well please." He stood up and looked at her. "Should have really kept your fucking hands to yourself." He turned to her. "Does this please you?" She shook her head and joined him in looking down at the poor woman.
"She deserves more fun, Satan." She looked up at him. "Why not bring clones of her own children and grandchildren into the sexual family affair?" Helen stood up.
"You wouldn't fucking dare!" She looked at her.
"I married Satan. What do you expect me to be? Nice and sweet?" She tried to hit her, and the demons held her back. "Be grateful Satan is holding me back from you. Because if it was up to me, I'll be beating the shit out of you until you're dead and feed your body to the hellhounds. I'm sure they would love you." She looked at the demons. "As a gift from me and Satan, you may take her. Make sure she has a lot of fun." The demons picked her up. "As for him," She pointed at her father. "You can have him once I'm done with him. Come!" The demon possessed father followed her back to the room that was transformed into a reception.

Her arms were around his neck as she danced with her father. "You're regretting being in Hell having to dance naked with your daughter." His face was like a stone as he twirled her around. "You're having to give your daughter away naked. All of this could have been avoided if you wouldn't have given me daddy issues." She put her head on his and looked at Satan. He was talking with the demons. "He has proven to be the best father a girl could have. Not only that, but he also loved me so much that he married me and fucked me so many times that now I'm 3-months pregnant with our first child. Our children might not be the grandchildren you wanted, but at least, you'll be a grandpa again. I'm sure you'll have fun babysitting. They will be special children. I know all people say that. But in this case, it's true. Hopefully I can take away the pain of you having to miss out the grandchildren you could have. Shame." She shook her head and he twirled her around again. "Are you regretting marrying Helen yet? If not, I'm sure you will soon." Once the song ended, he took her hand and kissed it. "Oh, just one last secret between us. I was always masturbating in your bed. It was so warm and while I was, it was always about him." She kissed his cheek and left.

She walked up to Satan and tapped him. "I believe you owe me a dance?" He looked at the demons who were smiling at him and he looked at her.
"I believe I do." She shook her head as the music began to play and he looked at her puzzled.
"One of your wedding gifts to me should be to sing." He rolled his eyes. "Don't blame me, it was the false god that gave you that gift. I want to hear it with my ears. How good are you?"
"I'll only sing, if you promise me this would be the last time I do." She smiled.
"Can you imagine? The false god sitting on his throne looking down at Hell. He gave you the gift of music and you're about to use it for one of his own creations. Someone that was supposed to belong to him and not you. You stole one of his children and made her fully yours. Does that make you feel better?"
"What song would you like me to sing to you?" She put her arms around his neck.
"What song makes you think of me?" He had to think, then it came to him. He started singing, "Said I Loved You…But I Lied" by Michael Bolton. She smiled when he sang it. She watched the demons as they gathered to dance with each other. She couldn't believe his voice was that powerful to make them dance. Once he was done, he saw her looking at him in admiration and she shook her head.
"Your voice is so good that the demons got up and danced. They love your voice as much as I do." He put his head on top of hers.
"Who do you think gave him that song?" He smiled at her and she smiled back.

"Ready to go on our honeymoon?" She nodded.
"So, where are we going?" She asked as he held her hand while checking to make sure the demons had things in order before they left. He turned to look at her.
"You know that you married the King of Hell and the god of this world?" She nodded. "One of my favorite things to do is sin. Feel like sinning with me?"
"What kind of sinning, do you have in mind?" He grinned.
"That's for me to know and you to find out." She groaned.
"I thought as husband and wife, we should have no secrets from each other?" He chuckled as he kept going through the rooms in Hell. He stopped and stood in front of her. He touched her chin and looked deep into her eyes.
"We won't have any secrets between us. I just want to surprise you."

Once he felt everything was in order, he helped her to walk up the stairs out of Hell. She watched as he closed his eyes and when he opened them, they were in front of the most holy church in Jerusalem. The Virgin Mary church. "What are we doing here?" He looked at her.
"We're sinners, we should confess our sins, don't you think?" He knocked on the door and a Priest opened it. His eyes went wide when he saw Satan and a naked female human before him.
"You're not welcome into this church!" He rolled his eyes and let go of her hand. He got into his face.
"How about we make a deal? I'll heal all the people with disabilities and diseases in this city and you can give the credit to the false god. In exchange, we get to have the whole church to ourselves." He dropped his mouth opened.
"But the 666 has not come upon us yet!" He smiled.
"Think of how many people will flock to this place. How many will come and hope that the false god will heal them. You'll be rich beyond your dreams. You and your people."
"I want your assurance that you will not burn down this church!" He shook his head.
"Why would I do that? My son will one day sit in this church and announce he is god." He looked at the building and at the Priest. "I do not wish to disappoint my son and rob him of his destiny. We're promise not to burn down this church." He sighed and looked at her.
"Do you know who he is?"
"Do you know who I am? I'm dead and I'm from Hell. Nice to meet you." She took his hand and shook it. He looked at Satan in surprise.
"Is she serious?" He nodded and came to stand beside her. He put his arm around her neck.
"Can we have your church?"
"How long do you need it for?" He looked at Colleen and she looked at him.
"Give us a week. That should satisfy us."
"And come Sunday morning?" He crossed his arms.
"It's a wonder you can function without me. Simple, pick a church in your city and say that the false god is hearing prayers and answering them. They'll believe you." She looked down and shook her head. When he saw that, he looked at her puzzled.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" She looked up at him.
"Your words are amazing. You're right. None of us can function without you." He gave her a kiss which shocked the Priest even more.
"She's real. She's real." He put his hand over his mouth while they watched.
"Don't worry, I won't kill you unless you're refusing to give me your church!" He looked at him with fear.
"Let me go and call the priests to leave and if they should refuse?"
"If they should refuse, tell them Hell will come. God may or may not help them." He nodded and went inside.

While the Priest gathered out all the priests, Colleen took a look around. She had never been to Jerusalem in her life. While she looked at the different buildings and the environment, she wondered where Jesus and the disciples had walked. Satan smiled as he watched her take things in. "This is rumored to be where the crucifixion and tomb of Jesus taking place." She turned to look at him.
"But you know if that's just a rumor or not. You were there." He looked at her.
"Does it matter? Why should you be concerned if this is really is the place or not?" He shook his head as he stood back to look at the church. "God made it clear not to have graven images. Do you think Jesus would want people to worship a building?" He looked at her. She shook her head and made her way over to him. They were both looking at the building of the church.
"No. Jesus said that people were the temple. He torn down a temple to prove that they weren't that important to him."
"You sound almost like you're having regrets." She turned to look at him.
"Do you really think he could have given me what you are? He said he was for the people and yet, his own followers couldn't follow his advice." He nodded and put his arms around her back, and she put her arms around his neck.
"My intention of us being here is not to make you feel guilty. It's to help make you free. The false god was the one that had you in bondage. Deaf, cerebral palsy, parents that didn't want you and so forth. I'm the one who just wants to set you free." They kissed and it wasn't long after that the priests start coming out of the building.

They were in shock when they saw her naked. "Woman, why are you not dressed?" She smiled as she looked at them.
"Who cares? I'm not alive, but dead. Only you can see and hear us while others can't." This shocked them even more.
"Why have you chosen our church?" She looked at Satan and he smiled.
"I'm the Devil and I like to sin. I'm also married and would like to sin with my wife." He looked at her and she shrugged.
"No. The Scriptures never said that Satan would take a bride!" He shook his head.
"No, they don't. But they did say they don't tell you everything. Now you know something only a few will." Once the last priest was out of the church, they watched as he raised his hands towards the sky. He closed his eyes. "Heal the people of their disabilities and their diseases in this land. In return, they will believe it is the false god that healed them and not I." They watched as white lightning begin to fell from the sky. It went from house to house. "While I'm the Devil, I also know how to keep my words. Good day."

Once they were inside the church, Satan closed his eyes and became a clone of Jesus. "Let me look at you." Her mouth dropped open.
"The Bible said that you can transform into an Angel of light, but never Jesus." He smiled and put his arms around her back.
"I'm not just a sinner, Colleen. I'm also one that loves to blasphemy against anything and everything that has to do with the false god." She bit her lip.
"What kind of wife to Satan would I be, if I didn't join him?" She touched his head and he looked at her puzzled. "Care to make me Virgin Mary?" He smiled. He had her kneel and put his hand on top of her head. A few minutes later, she felt him help her up.
"You look so much like her. Can you imagine what kind of reaction the world will be? To see the son of the false god with his own mother?" She shook her head.
"Is this a hint that you want them to see and hear?" He looked at her surprise as she laid down on the floor and looked up at him. She rubbed her breasts.
"How would we do that?" He spread opened her legs.
"Satan, darling, you've helped us invent the technology. We have cellphones and iPads, pick one." He shook his head.
"I don't have any on me, do you?" She shook her head. "Then, I suppose, I'll have to use my magic to get one." He closed his eyes and a cellphone appeared. "Where should we start first?" She sat up.
"Start by filming you and then, me masturbating over you. Let them believe Jesus' mother is masturbating over him." He kissed her.
"I picked the right woman, didn't I?" She looked down in alarm and looked at him.
"But our tattoos! They will know that we're really not them." He nodded.
"That's what editing is for." He traced her heart tattoo and licked his lips. "We can always add 'Masus' to our heart tattoos. Mary plus Jesus. Now laid back and masturbate. If you prefer to imagine me as Satan, I won't blame you. I know how hot I am." She smiled.
"You've read my mind, darling." She laid down and began to masturbate. Satan began to record.
"Don't forget to use your voice. Blasphemy words are the ones that make me the hardest." He licked his lips as he looked at her. She closed her eyes and put one hand on her pussy and another one on her breast.

"Father, forgive me for I have sinned." He smiled.
"And child what sin have you committed?" She looked at the camera.
"I've been having sexual thoughts of you, my son."
"And do you wish to act out those sexual thoughts with me?" She nodded.
"I'm sure that as a god, you're very good at this. After all, you invented it, did you not? Why should your children not use it to please you, isn't that why you created it?" He came to her face and looked at her.
"What would people think if they should find out that a man who calls himself the son of God should sleep with his own mother?" She looked up at him.
"You had every woman available for you and out of all of them, you choose me." She sat up to look at the camera. "Perhaps it was because you wanted me to make you feel good." She lifted off his robe, took his dick into her hands and gave him a blowjob. He had the camera shake.
"No, mother! You should not commit this act with me. What would my father do to both of us?" He had the camera look up the ceiling. She brought the camera down.
"You came to die for our sins. Shouldn't you, at least, know what it feels like to sin before you die for it?"
"I'm supposed to be perfect just as my father in Heaven is perfect." She nodded.
"You say that, but yet you came as a man and not as god?" He sighed.
"Why mother are you fighting me on this? What would people think of you if they should see you want your son like this?" She licked her lips as she touched his stomach.
"Who would turn down this offer? You're a god, make me not be sexual attractive towards you. If you can overcome the devil's temptation, surely, you can overcome mine." He nodded.
"You bring up an excellent point. How can I understand sin if I don't do one? If I can choose you as a mother, I can choose you as a lover as well." They began to kiss. "Perhaps, I choose you because I was also sexual attractive to you." He set the camera down and they began to have sex.

The day was approaching, and she could see the sun shining out of the glass. "Have we been having sex all this night?" Satan had one hand on her neck and was kissing the other side of it.
"How could we not? We're both very good at what we do. Think mother, I've broken your virgin." She smiled.
"Is that why you wanted me to be a virgin when I had you? That way you'd be my first." He smiled.
"I confess one of my own sins is being selfish. Why would I want to share you, when I could have you all to myself?" They French kissed. They would have kept going, if there wasn't a voice that interrupted them.

"What the!" They turned to see a Priest looking at them shocked. "The last time we saw the two of you, you were Satan and his bride! Why, then, are you dressed up as Jesus and his mother?" Satan picked up the camera from off the floor and ended the video. He shook his head.
"You keep forgetting who I am. Satan means to be the opposite side of the lord." He kissed Colleen and they turned back to who they were.
"Whatever! It has been a week! We want our church back!" She looked at them puzzled.
"But it hasn't been a week yet. We only got started last night!" The Priest frowned.
"You must have forgotten how fast time goes. Out!" He pointed towards the door and she looked at Satan, who nodded.
"He's right. Let's go." He took her hand and led her out of the church.
"Seriously, it had been a week?" He nodded.
"I know. Time is confusing. But don't worry, we had sinned enough." He closed his eyes, and they were back in Hell.

Colleen decided to get something to eat. She was finally feeling the pregnancy cravings. She got some food and drink out of the refrigerator. Once she was done doing the dishes, she saw a sharp knife on the board. She smiled, picked it up and looked at all the lost souls in the main place of Hell. "It's about time, I can rule." A male's voice spoke through her. "Might as well get started." With the knife, she began to stab the lost souls with it. Hell was suddenly full of screaming of terror and yells of help. The Devil and the demons looked at each other and went to investigate why the sudden change. To their horror, they saw Colleen stabbing a woman on the floor.
"Satan, have mercy on us!" She cried when she saw him watching in shock. He turned to his demons.
"Go and stop my wife now!" The demons began to crowd around her, and she began to fight them all off one by one. The rest of the demons refused to go near her and instead hid behind Satan in fear.
""What happened to her?" They asked fearfully. "This is not the Colleen we remember." They watched as she looked at the woman who was now in pieces. She looked up at the Devil.
"Where are my father and stepmother? You said after the honeymoon, I can have my revenge." The male's voice only scared them even more.
"Colleen, why are you speaking in a male's voice?" She smiled and walked up to him.
"Why shouldn't these pathetic lost souls be dead? What did they ever do to benefit you or this kingdom?" He looked over his demons in hopes they would make sense with what was going on, but they shook their heads and he sighed.
"You're not Colleen, are you?" She shook her head.
"I warned her that she would change and not for the better. I also told her not to tell you and she has kept her word. I'm proud of her. As a reward, I shall take care of her pathetic parents that did nothing but hurt her."
"If you're not Colleen, who are you?" She walked up to him and he looked at her nervously.
"I would have thought my voice would have gave away who I was or were my words only going in one ear and out the other?" It finally dawned to him who this was. He looked at her closely.
"Baphomet?" She smiled and touched his face.
"You had me worried there for a second. It's nice that you can tell by my voice. Now you know everything." She bowed and Satan looked at him confused.
"No. I'm even more lost than ever!" She frowned as she looked up at him.
"Why do I always have to spell out everything for you? Do you know why humans have built a statue of Baphomet having both sexual organs?" He shook his head. "Because they knew once I was in the womb, your wife and I would become one until after I'm born. Now where are her parents? I want to show my darling mother that I'm not without mercy."

Around the world, the video of Jesus having sex with his mother went viral. Some were disgusted and some were actually enjoying it. Baphomet smiled with his arms crossed as he looked at the television. "Anyone that thinks I didn't choose a good mother, has no doubts now."

Satan got up and started clapping. "Not a bad way to start a story. Why did you have Colleen go on a killing spree when she was pregnant with Baphomet?" She smiled at him.
"Did you not get the stories that Baphomet told you?" He looked at her in surprise.
"You actually had a reason to tell those 2 stories?" She nodded.
"Did you not get why?" He shook his head and she nodded. "The 2 stories represented that your life was never normal. You lost that when he convinced you to follow his lead. As for why he told you the story of the first and second book that God wrote? He always knew he was going to be your son and always knew his role was the Antichrist. He was trying to give you clues."
"You're that good." She shrugged.
"Maybe he gave me this gift." He roared and laughed.
"Do you have any more stories about Baphomet?"
"I have one."
"Can I hear it? I want to compare before we make our final decision to which story to put in with the direction we're going." She nodded.

"For this story, I want to state my purposes early. You know how in the beginning, there was the Word, and the Word was God?" He shook his head.
"Really? Using the Bible for your inspiration?" She stood up and rotate around him as he sat in his chair.
"Why not? Who knows the Bible better than you do? You know it front and back and in thousands of different languages. You've been twisting the Bible since it has been written. Don't act all high and mighty that someone else is doing it. Like God's word said, 2 becomes 1. Wouldn't you want a wife that's a lot like you?"
"Okay, the Word was with God and?" She smiled.
"You would say the Bible was speaking that in the beginning when Adam and Eve were created, God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit was there?" He nodded. "Think. There were also 3 other people in the story as well." He looked at her confused. "The tree of good and evil. That was you. The snake? That was Baphomet and the 3rd was Eve. Your future bride would come from her." He stood up.
"Let me get this straight. You want to tell the world this?"
"You're not flattered? You don't want the role of the Tree of Good and Evil? After all, who was it in the beginning? It wasn't us. You were good when you were Lucifer. You became bad and became Satan. If anyone knew about good and evil, it would have been you." He put his hands on the table.
"Why not God? Why not Jesus or the Holy Spirit?" She shook her head and crossed her arms.
"Why would they be? They never left their original positions. You did. You were once this beautiful Angel that beauty can't be compared to any human that lives. Your voice and your hands can be the best musician in this world. But you left all that and became evil. You became the father of lies. The father of murder. Had God, Jesus or the Holy Spirit had left their positions, they would have been a good metaphor for the tree of good and evil." He could see her point.
"But why is it Baphomet that plays the snake?" She smiled.
"Think Lucifer." He pointed at her.
"Do not use that name!"
"You have knowledge more than any of us do. Do you not remember what the humans say? A tiger can't change his stripes." She stood up again. "Do you really think Baphomet would stop with you? Maybe he liked the idea of being your son. Like the idea of ruling this world with you." She wrapped her arms around his neck. "In order for that to happen, he had to get the humans to do their part."
"Would it be the same version of the Bible or a different one?"
"Let's see if I can make a different version work."

Baphomet shook his head when he saw Satan for the first time. "Even after you left being an Angel, you can still make yourself look beautiful as Satan. Is there any time you can't look that good?" He smiled.
"You don't need to flatter me. Why did you choose the name Baphomet anyway? What does it mean?" He shook his head.
"I'll tell you in all due time, I promise you that much. For now, how would you like to take advantage of the beauty that God has given you?" He looked at him confused.
"In what way?"
"How would you like to do a sin with me?"
"What's sin?"
"How did it feel to rebel against God?" He smiled.
"Fun and exciting." He nodded.
"You're embracing your dark side. If you think it's fun and exciting, what I have planned for you next will be just that as well."
"What's your plan?"
"Let's go have a talk with God." He looked at him puzzled but followed his lead.

"Back so soon? I wouldn't think 2 of the best Angels I had would miss Heaven this much." God told them when he saw them. Baphomet bowed as Satan did.
"You know that I've read the books, my lord. I know you will create the humans." Satan looked at Baphomet confused, and God smiled.
"Oh, I know you know many things." He crossed his arms. "What's it to you?"
"I've seen that you want the humans to be like us. Angels that do the same things every day and wearing the same things every day. We didn't have a choice for that matter. But shouldn't you give your children a chance to decide for themselves what they want? To live like an Angel or to live a life like ours?" He looked at him surprised.
"You don't actually care about the children that I make, do you?" He shook his head and crossed his arms.
"If I didn't, I wouldn't want them to be given a choice. I wouldn't mind them having a boring life like we did. To answer your question, I do care about them and what happens to them."
"How do you propose that I give them that choice?" He smiled and looked at Satan.
"Use him. You created him to be your most beautiful and darling Angel. He still looks good as the Devil. Why not use his beauty and make him a tree? He will have the best fruits that are shining like the sun. If the humans like the life you give them in the garden, they will resist him. If they don't, they would be allowed to eat from the tree." God stood up and got into his face.
"And if they shall eat from the tree?"
"Then you would allow us to coexist with the humans."
"This is outrageous!" Jesus said as he came down from his throne. He looked at God. "You can't allow this to happen!" God held up his arm and he became quiet.
"Why should you be allowed to coexist with my children?"
"Why not? Satan would be the tree of good and evil. Should not your children learn from both worlds and decide for themselves which one is better? You, Jesus and the Holy Spirit teach all that's good. You don't teach them the bad. We would and we wouldn't be afraid to." God looked down and shook his head.
"Leaving Heaven and having a world for yourselves is not enough for you?" Baphomet sighed.
"Afraid that your children will want to eat from the tree? That they would find our side more exciting and fun than yours?" God looked at Satan and back at Baphomet.
"How much have you told him?" He smiled.
"Enough. I'll tell him everything in due time. No need to overwhelm him." God turned his back and looked at his throne. After a few minutes he turned back to look at him.

"If you want to go down this route and my children pick your side over mine, I want to carry out my plan as well."
"You will still do it?" He nodded.
"You love my children your way and I'll love them mine." He looked at Jesus.
"Well, we won't miss the opportunity to kill your only beloved son." Jesus' eyes went wide, and he looked at God.
"What's he talking about?" God closed his eyes and looked down.
"You just had to tell him?" Baphomet shrugged.
"I'm just making a point. Why would we miss the opportunity unless Jesus, here, doesn't want to do it?" Jesus looked at God confused.
"Do what?" God shook his head and looked at him.
"Jesus, later." He looked at the Devil and Baphomet. "For now, I suppose I'll let you do what you want. But I want to make one last thing clear." He got into his face again. "I'm still calling all the shots. They are mine after all." He smiled.
"I know a few who definitely won't be."
"You start this, there's no going back." He nodded.
"I knew that the moment you kicked us out." He nodded and looked at Satan.
"Very well. You can be the tree of good and evil. You do not come to them. Let them decide if they should come to you. But I will warn them that if they should eat from you," He pointed at Satan. "They will die."
"What's death?" He smiled.
"To pick you is not life. To pick you is death which is the opposite of life."
"If the humans can be killed and experience death," Baphomet looked at Jesus. "Then, so will you."
"Get out of my kingdom! Now!" He pointed a finger out of Heaven and watched as Baphomet bowed.
"I'm finished anyway. May the humans pick the wise decision." He looked at Satan. "Let's go." They watched them leave.

"I was an Angel and became the Devil, and now you want me to be a tree? What's next the moon?" Satan asked once they arrived back to Hell. Baphomet frowned at him.
"I've never heard you complaining in Heaven about your beauty and now you want to complain?" He crossed his arms.
"But to be a tree?"
"You won't be a tree forever. Once the humans choose some fruit from you, the things you'll be are only what you could dream." He shook his head. "I've seen it, Satan. Humans will love you. Worship you and follow you." He frowned.
"There you go again, boasting your knowledge to me while I know nothing!" He sighed.
"What you want me to do? Show you a preview of the future that awaits you?"
"It would be a start." He shook his head.

"Alright. Let's see how many stories and books will be written about you." A pair of books appeared before them and rapidly he flipped them. "Look at how many movies and television shows will be written about you." Posters of different movies and television shows popped up and he rapidly flipped them. "Too many for you to count."
"What are movies and television shows?" He smiled.
"Oh, you're going to love how they think you look like. Let's see how some of them see you." Varies of actors and actresses appeared as Satan and once again, Baphomet flipped through them.
"Why do those look different than we do?" Baphomet saw him pointed at a female.
"God is going to make 3 genders. Male, female and some that have both sexual organs. The males will look like this and the females will look like this." He shook his head.
"Why?" He smiled.
"Oh, Satan. God is going to invent the best invention there is. But it won't stop there. It will only be the beginning and so many would want to do it with you." He looked at him confused.
"Do what with me?"
"Make you feel good," He put his lips to his ear. "Physically." He looked at him with wide eyes and stood up.
"I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with this." Baphomet groaned.
"See? Therefore, I didn't want to tell you everything."

"Your head is still being wrapped around the fact that you're the king of this place. Call this place Satanland. I think it's a lot better than Hell, don't you think?"
"What's Hell?" He shook his head.
"That's what humans will call this place. Personally? I like Satanland better. Like Disneyland!" He threw his hands up in the air and Satan could only shake his head.
"Still saying things, I don't get." He grabbed his shoulders.
"Oh, but you will. Trust me, you will. So please, be a tree. It's only for a little while." He sighed.
"If it will shut you up. Fine. Let's go make me a tree."

Baphomet and Satan stood in the middle of the garden. God came up to both. "How do you like the garden?" They all looked around and Baphomet nodded.
"Looks a lot like Heaven." He smiled.
"You want to make this place yours; I want to make this place mine. Let my children have a preview of what my place looks like before they see yours." He nodded.
"Fair enough. Where do you want him?" His thumb pointed at Satan. God nodded and gestured.
"Follow me." Once they were on the far left, he turned his full attention to the Devil. "You're not to speak or do anything except to be a tree." He looked at Baphomet. "The same goes for you. You will not speak or do anything except observe." He crossed his arms.
"That's not fair!" He got into his face.
"Like I've said, I'm still in charge. Had you and the rest of your demons beat the Angels, you would have had full control. Since you've lost, you will continue to follow me and my ways. Got it?" He nodded. "I said, got it?"
"Got it God. Geez!"
"Good. I'll be making the first human and that the first male. What are you both going to do?"
"Nothing." They said at once.
"Correct. Remember, I'm always watching." He turned to walk away.

"So, you can't do anything. What will you do?" Baphomet nodded.
"I'll figure out a way. I'll see if I still have the powers to transform." He looked at him in surprise.
"Transform?" He looked at him and nodded.
"If God can give us the power to transform from being Angels to demons, we can transform into anything. I'll be back. Remember, you're the tree. The most beautiful one." He turned to walk away. Satan sighed and became a tree.

A demon came to stand beside Baphomet. "What are you waiting for?" He crossed his arms and shook his head.
"God isn't going to stop with that man." He pointed at Adam. "He's going to be creating a female and her name will be Eve."
"And once she is made?"
"Then I shall make my move."
"But God said you're not allowed." He nodded and looked at him.
"Correct. But God never said I can't as a snake." He shook his head.
"Why a snake?" He smiled.
"Come with me." A demon followed him up to the land that was above Hell. "We need to protect this place, so that no human should come into it."
"Why?"
"Never mind why. What's important is that we protect it and the way to protect it is with snakes. Humans will be afraid of them and some of them will be venomous. All the better. If I choose a cute animal like the lamb, they will just come right in and we don't need that. Snake is our best bet."
"You seem very sure that they will pick Satan over God." He smiled.
"Oh, they will. God is just playing dumb. He doesn't want to see the evidence before him. But once it happens, he'll no longer be able to deny it."

"I can't believe you got the humans to eat from my tree!" Satan told him in surprise as they were on their way to Hell. "How do you do that?" He smiled as they were walking down the stairs.
"Satan, stick with me and you'll be doing the same thing I am. You'll have humans eating from your hand in no time." He shook his head.
"You were right! They wanted to be on our side instead of his!" He nodded.
"Did you truly doubt me?"
"Why not? This has never happened in history!" Baphomet stopped and looked at him.
"There will be a lot of things happening that you'll only see to believe. For now, enjoy your victory. The first of many."

She stopped talking and waited for Satan to respond. "Well? What do you think?" He nodded.
"I could see that working." He looked at her in amazement. "How do you really come up with these stories?" She threw her head back and laughed.
"I don't know. I've always liked a challenge writing different things."

"Hell, even when I masturbate over you and us, I've so many stories to tell." He held up his hand and shook his head.
"Way too much information. I didn't need to know that you masturbated over me and us." She came around him and began to give him a massage.
"You know that he was telling you the truth, right? You have so many people masturbating over you. So many that will just die to have you inside." She whispered. "Are you really going to tell me you wouldn't enjoy it? Because if not, why aren't you doing anything about it?" She gave him a kiss on his cheek. He turned around to look at her.
"Are you flirting with me right now?" She shrugged.
"You can't blame me. You always did look good enough to eat."
"Let me guess, you're Colleen, right now?" She nodded and took off her shirt. "Colleen, you know that your body does nothing for me. I'm not human that gets horny over big breasts, nude pussy and a fat ass. I'm the Devil." Once she got naked, she sat on his lap and caress his face.
"You're right, my body will never turn you on. But I know what does." He shook his head and chuckled.
"I strongly doubt you do." She laughed.
"You're like me, Satan. You have a weakness for words like I do."
"Stop saying that we're 2 in 1! We are not alike! You and I are 2 very different species!" She nodded.
"So, you don't want me to call you god? Love you more than anyone in this world? Want you more than anyone in this world. Say no and I'll actually believe you." She studied his face and caught him licking his teeth as he looked at her.

"Are you 100% committed to me?"
"After the stories I've told? I would be more surprised if I was found in his book of life." She put her arms around his neck, and he looked at her face. "Do you not remember what humans said?" He put his hands on her ass and looked up at her.
"They say a lot of things." She nodded.
"One of their saying is that if you hang around a person long enough, you'll start to become them. You hung a lot around me, are you really this surprise to see what I'm turning into?"
"I get it that you want to fuck me so bad that you're imaging every scenario there is. But I didn't bring you here to fuck, I brought you here to work. We need to decide which version of Baphomet goes into our story." She shook her head as she had her two hands on his face.
"I thought Satan encouraged fun and sins. You know what a sin it is for us to be lusting over each other. Satan isn't supposed to be encouraging work."
"Normally, that'll be the case, but it becomes different when it becomes personal. I encourage humans to fuck each other and even to fuck animals, shall they wish. But me, I'm off limits to be their sinful desires." She looked away and shook her head.
"Then, you need to find a way to have the humans stop lusting over you. I'm not the only one that does, and you know it. I'm just the one that doesn't mind acting on it."
"Since you say you like challenge," He pushed her hair out of her face. "How would I stop the humans from lusting over me?" She smiled and looked at him.
"You could always be like God. Boring and good. Punish us severely like the Angels did when the humans lusted over them." He nodded.
"And how would you like me to punish them?" She put her finger on her chin as she thought.
"You can give them the lousiest sex they ever had, and they would be soooo disappointed that they wouldn't want you anymore. So, go on my little Devil, give me the lousiest sex you can." He put her on the floor.
"Do you know how easy that would be?" She smiled.
"Maybe for you, not for me." He looked at her puzzled. "When your mouth is on my breasts, I can be thinking of how amazing it is that your mouth wants them. When your dick enters my pussy, I can be thinking of how lucky I am to be one of the humans you want your dick inside. So, you see, I can use my imagination to make myself feel good no matter what you do to my body." He put his hands on her throat.
"What if I shall sexually torture you? Will you like it then?" She shook her head.

"Is that what Satan would do to one of his number one fans? Kill them rather than enjoy them? Kill them than to use them?" He roared and laughed.
"And how would I use you?" She smiled.
"I can tell the world the reason why it's true you are a god. You're that good in bed. The reason people call you daddy. You take care of them better than their own fathers and better than god does." He put his dick inside and began to pound her softly. "Think my darling, why is the Bible so popular?"
"Because they love to hate? They love to judge and condemn?" She chuckled.
"No. Because he had witnesses. He had people testifying to what they heard and saw. You need them too. You need people who would tell others how great you are. How worthy you are. Use me as proof." He shook his head.
"And how would you want me to use you as proof?"
"When you start to rule, let them see what they need to see. A caring and loving husband. A wonderful and fantastic father."
"And let me guess, behind the scenes, it's not so?" She shook her head.
"Our family will have one last name that tells everything about who we are and that they refuse to see."
"And that is?"
"The Sinner family. We'll do nothing but sins. Nothing but to displease him and please you instead." He went harder and deeper.
"How far, my dear, will you go to be mine?" She smiled.
"As far as I need to go. Because like I've said I need you and want you more than anyone else in the world." He turned her around and began to do her doggy style. He began to smack her ass.
"Like that? Love it when I'm being rough with you?" Baphomet whispered into his ear and she turned to looked back at him.
"See, I was right. You do love knowing I lust over you and us." Baphomet whispered softly into her ear and watched as they continued having sex without another word.