Time for the Audtions, I tried to get all the song lyrics song but one was hard to pin down where

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DM77's Sing Chapter 3

Contest Auditions

We then come to the next day, Kermit in bed as an alarm clock rings. He hits it to make it stop ringing he yawns and yelps bashing his hand on a wall the space was cramped.

He then brushes his teeth and gets his black and white suit on "Now then, let's go to work" Kermet said and opens the door to reveal he was sleeping in the closet in his office. Due to the financial problems he moved into the theatre to save money.

Kermit goes to his desk and gets on his chair and said "Que the pets and crazy old lady" and on que the door opens and in enters Maria, Rita and Runt

"Good morning Mr Kermit" Maria said carrying a mug. Runt runs up and licks Kermit while Rita sits on the desk

"Indeed it is Maria, top of the morning to you" Kermit said smiling and pets Runt.

"I made you some coffee" Maria said handing the mug to him

Kermit looks and sees an empty mug, confused he asked "Really? Then where is it?" He shows the empty mug

"Oh...well I will admit I got a bit thirsty on the way up the stairs" Maria admits while Kermit smiles and nods "Shall I open the doors now?"

"The doors?" Kermit asked confused

"You got a lot of people waiting in line for audtions Mr. Kermit" Maria said nodding

"Oh really? I do?" Kermit said and goes to the window and looks out and in shock drops the mug "Oh dear...I really do..."

Indeed we can see a huge line of people standing to get into the theatre to audition for the contest. The line was so long it stretched to the end of the street.

Kermit in excitement was on the phone with Wiz and said "I swear to you this is no joke! Look just get down here to see for yourself, I got to go!" He tosses the phone away "Haha! This is it miss Calavera! Get down there and throw those doors open wide!"

"The master looks happy" Runt said to Rita smiling

"Of course, his idea played out, now he was a load of potential contestants" Rita said stretching "We just have to find the best ones from the bunch. Hopefully won't be too difficult"


We see the crowd of auditionees which was only getting bigger and all were here to compete mainly for the prize of $100,000.

When we reach the entrance where Maria with a megaphone said "Okay, uh one at a time please, one at a time." Meanwhile Kermit watches the crowd in amazement

We then come to the auditons which was judged by Kermit and Maria while Rita and Runt watch with them

The first group conited of a trio Ariel, Sheba and Pearl who sang while performing stunts in a pool of water. They chose to sing Crazy in love

Ariel, Sheba and Pearl: Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's

Got me looking so crazy right now

Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch

Got me looking so crazy right now

Kermit liked the energy and was dancing a long with it. Maria jots some notes down while Rita and Runt smile

Next up was a man in silver armour with an orange helmet mane and cape. He was Whisper and he was dancing with elegance and a bit of speed. For his audtion he sung Bad Romance

Whisper: Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah

Roma, roma-ma

Gaga, ooh-la-la

Want your bad romance

The four watch this in utter amazement in his and Kermit smiles and nods liking it

Next were three seekers known as Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp they chose to sing Jump.

Seekers: Jump Jump!

Starscream: Might as well jump


We then come to Nicole's home where she was handing prepared lunches to her kids while saying bye to them and there friends

"Bye Gumball, bye Anais, bye Darwin, bye Penny, bye Carrie, bye Leslie, bye bye Bobert." Nicole said and shuts the door and sighing in relief.

She then picks up the flyer and gives a determined look she grabs her bag and opens the door and rushes out the apartment building to hurry and get to the audition.


We come back and currently on stage was a figure known as Mugman who was a bit nervous doing this. He was singing Kiss from a Rose

Mugman: Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose

Next up were some Inklings Which included the orange haired female inkling along with Callie, Marie, Pearl, Marina and they were singing Kira Kira Killer

Inklings: L.U.C.K. L.U.C.K

Kermit, Rita and Runt looked bemused by this while Maria smiles and dances along with it

Next up was a Barbershop Quartet known as The Royal Blacksmiths and were singing I love my Shirt

Royal Black Smiths: I love my shoes

I love my shoes

Next up was a man known at Mitch or otherwise known as Muscle Man with confidence he was singing Butterfly

Muscle Man: Come my lady

Come-come my lady

You're my butterfly, sugar baby


We come outside the building where reporter Kent Brockman was covering the event for the news interviewing audtionees.

Kent said to the camera "And let's hear from a few more of the folks in line." He looks and then turns his attention to a portential contestant known as Boris "What about you sir?"

"Well Kent, I'm a cartoon star from Joey Drew productions" Boris said "But I was created with a gift and that gift is to sing!"


We then come to Boris doing his audition which he uses a keyboard to play and sing Stout-Hearted Men

Boris: Shrah, soo, shah, nah, rah, sah, pah, dah, hah

Soo-duh-lay dee daht, soo-duh-lay doh-ton twee-bop

We then come three girls known as Neon, Lindsey and Kaikaina who were performing Anaconda

Neon: Oh my gosh, look at her butt

Neon, Lindsey and Kaikaina: Oh my gosh, look at her butt

Kermit smiles and nods while Maria hides behind her clipboard not liking it and Rita face paws while Runt was confused

We then come to Duncan and Gwens audition who were performing the same song they did earlier but they had a lot of speakers so the force from there music blew the four back into there seats while the couple played

Duncan: I live my life by myself

Gwen: Yeah, yeah

Duncan: I can't stand a thing that you say

Gwen: Yeah, yeah

Both (Gwen near the end oversings Duncan): I'm not listening anyway!

Gwen: Yeahhhhhh

Kermit hearing Gwen sing smiles as he see portential in that and nods

The next one up was Goofy who was on a stool playing a guitar unfortunately he had to keep tuning his guitar making him unable to sing and it just made it worse as Kermit, Maria, Runt and Rita cringe back as each note is played

Next up was the Cutie Mark Crusaders Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Applebloom who were singing Lollipop

Cutie Mark Crusaders: Lollipop, lollipop

Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

Lollipop, lollipop


We come to Bane's garage as he was training punching a punching bag. He wasn't wearing his venom tank for this.

Mondo comes up and said "Hey uncle, I am just going out for a bit"

"Alright but don't be long I got the gang coming over later" Bane said nodding

Mondo nods and gets on his motercycle and rides off to the audtion

We then come to Roman with Neo being interviewed by Kent nearby was Nicole listen. The orange haired man said "Look, coming up I am sure you will get a lot of namby pamby folks here saying 'Oh it's not winning, it's the taking part that counts.' Yeah yeah not me buddy I'm here to win." Neo holds up the flyer showing the prize and Roman points to it "That prize, it's mine."


We come back to the auditions we see someone named Parappa who was singing The Humpty Dance

Parappa: People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"

That's all right cause I get things cookin'

Next up was a robot named Steel who was singing 9 to 5

Steel: Working 9 to 5

Next was Lillie who was pushed onto the stage by her mother Lusamine and Lillie sings The Safety Dance while Lusamine smiles

Lillie: We can dance if we want to

We next see a group of Visorak singing The Ketchup Song. However I won't provide the lyrics to the song as I have no idea where in the song point they are singing, so moving on.

We next see a man named Boomstick singing an Opera beratone holding a note loudly for a very long time that the building shakes a bit

Next we see Plankton wearing a bowtie standing on the microphone as he was singing Ride like the wind

Plankton: ...ride like the wind

Ride like the...

We then come to a tall imaginary friend named Wilt who microphone had to be extended up high to reach him and he was singing Ben

Wilt: Ben, the two of us need look no more

Kermit and Maria smile excited watching this, they loved Wilt's performance. Rita and Runt were moving there heads to the song

Next up was Mondo's performance and we were near the end of it as he was singing Stay with me

Mondo: This ain't love, it's clear to see

But darling, stay with me

Mondo once he was done looked to the judges to see how they liked it and from the look of there faces they loved it

Kermit writing on his clipboard said "Wow, thank you Mondo" Mondo smiles and nods leaving the stage

Maria gets on her megaphone and said "Okay next up we have, Ochaco Uraraka."

Ochaco was backstage trying to pump herself up nervous. Mondo passes her and being a good sport said to Ochaco as he passed her "Good luck out there"

Ochaco nods and looking down begins mumbling to herself as she walks on stage, unfortunately she did watch where she was going and hit the mic knocking it over. As she picks it up she said "Oh err sorry about that"

"It's alright you know, it's alright" Kermit said reassuring Ochaco "Take it away Uraraka!"

Soon the music for Chandelier begins to plays and Ochaco looks nervous as she adjusts the mic "Uh...okay...Um…."

"Anytime now" Kermit said as he and Maria wait for her to sing. Ochaco nods and looks at the microphone and her stage fright gets to her as Kermit's voice was distant asking "You want to start over?"

Suddenly Roman's voice snaps her out of it saying "Alright enough of that" as he and Neo came on stage Neo slight pushing Ochaco "That's quite enough of it, come on. Of the stage Uravity. Go on you're useless"

Ochaco looks down and walks off the stage sadly while Roman gives Neo his cane.

"What was wrong with that girl?"Runt asked Rita

"Stage fright, quite a common phobia" Rita explained, "I feel sorry for her but with so many contestants it makes her one less choice for master Kermit"

"I guess so, I just wish I can make sure she left happy" Runt said sadly and Rita pats his head

Roman read as Neo takes a seat in the audience. He smiles taking off his hat "Right, here we go. Hit it!" He threw his hat that is lands perfectly on Kermit's head as the song Pennies from Heaven begins and he takes the Mic from it's stand to sing heavenly

Roman: Every time it rains

It rains pennies from heaven

Kermit, Maria, Neo, Rita and Runt dance to the singing like him or not the man can sing

Don't you know each cloud contains

Pennies from heaven?


We come to outside the Muppet Theatre as Ochaco was leaving, she didn't even sing her song and blew it in the first minute, no sense staying to hear she didn't get in.

"Stupid, stupid Ochaco!" She said to herself and kicks a tree and the loose leave fell onto her and she sighs what was she going to tell her family.


We then come to Nicole doing her audition as she stood there holding the mic in her hands staying still as she sung Firework

Nicole: You just gotta ignite the light

And let it shine

Just own the night

Like the Fourth of July

Kermit and Maria nod liking it and the frog jots some notes down

'Cause baby, you're a firework

The rest of the auditions it took most of the day but eventually the long line got shorter and shorter and by the end of it Kermit sat in his chair tired while Rita and Runt were asleep.

Maria also tired came and said "Okay...that's everyone Mr. Kermit..."

"Phew...thank goodness, be sure to thank that cafe fro bringing us coffee for this." Kermit said relieved "Alright call everyone back to stage Maria and let's get..."

He was cut off when Maria gets on her megaphone, it also spook awoke the pets and said "Hello? Err… Can I have everybody back to stage please? Everyone come back to stage for selection"

"Okay...thank you Maria" Kermit groaned rubbing where his ears would be

"You're welcome Mr. Kermit!" Maria said in the megaphone right by his 'ear'

Well it was soon time to weed out the best of the best from these auctioneers for a select few there chance at fame and a whooping grand prize is closer but for a majority there chance ends here.


The end of the audtions now the selecting, stay turned ^^