A/N: Hi Everyone hope you enjoyed the first chapter, here's the next one.

Chapter 2: AppleJack

(AppleJack Farm)

"Howdy dar Sugarcub Twilight." Said The cowgirl AppleJack.

"Da ha howdy AJ!" Waved Twi.

"Huh, Rarity ain't answerin' her phone, Twi' do y'all know where she is?" Asked AppleJack.

"Oh she took a bath and is now napping." Said Twi.

"Well I hope she enjoys her beauty sleep. Anyway, wanna go for a tractor ride?" She points to the tractor.

"Yay Tractor ride! Thank you! (X10)." Said a giddy Twi as she bear hugged AJ.

"Yer' Welcome, hold y'all horses, yer crushin' me!" Said AJ.

"Oh Twi Sorry!" Said Twilight releasing her grip.

"Thanks, phew, nearly squeezed me like an apple sauce packet." Chuckled AJ.

AppleJack buckles Twi' in her adult car seat and drives.

"So Twilight, we grow Apples, but also expanded to wheat, corn, pumpkins and potatoes." Said AppleJack.

"I love potatoes!" Giggled Twilight Sparkle.

"Yup they are delicious. Okay, Here's the haunted house." Said AJ as she drives through a makeshift haunted house barn with Walgreens, CVS and Party City Halloween decorations.

"Oh so scawy!" Giggled Twi.

"Look, a dinosaur!" Said AppleJack as she stopped and pushed a remote button.

A hydraulic machine dressed as a T. Rex picks up a pumpkin dressed like a goat and crushes it with its strong jaws as the Jurassic Park theme plays.

"Yay Dinosaurs! Dinosaurs! Dinosaurs!" Twilight laughter with child-like glee.

Glee as in the feeling, not the shitty, song-stealing, unoriginal program with a spoiled, asshole cast which had a pedo, a racist and a director who can't handle the fact that Queens of Leon turned down his request to use one of their songs. The author shits you not: Ryan Murphy said Kings of Leon wouldn't go anywhere without their song being in his show, a show in which 99% of the songs are from other artists making Ryan a hypocrite. Anyway back to the ride.

AppleJack plays John Denver's Country Roads as she drives through a corn maze, over a hill and by a pond which was supposed to have trumpeter swans but were missing.

"Here is where we normally would have trumpeter swans but a donkey got in and used the pond as a toilet." Said AJ.

"Mean old donkey, I wouldn't trust him to look after Afghanistan!" Said Twilight Sparkle.

Some makeshift Taliban cutouts pop up, while a compartment with paintball gun opens in front of Twilight with a paintball mask.

"Quick hit the targets!" Smiled AJ as she and Twi put their masks on.

Taking aim, Twilight says "EAT LEAD YOU DEMOCRACY HATING TUSKIN RAIDERS! GO BACK TO TATOOINE!"and proceeds to unload the paintballs into the heads, hearts and balls no homo of the cardboard Jihadists.

A cardboard Hitler pops up.

"GO BACK TO ART SCHOOL YOU FAKE GERMAN!" Twilight shoots it.

A cardboard Kim Jong Un pops up.

"GO BACK TO ONE OF THEM KOREAS YOU DOLPHIN HUMPER!" She hits it too.

A cardboard Jared Folge pops up.

"GO BACK TO BEING FAT IN PRISON YOU PEDOPHILE!" Hits that one as well.

A cardboard That Vegan Teacher pops up.

"GO BACK TO CANADA YOU MILITANT, WISHES DEATH ON OTHERS FOR BEING DIFFERENT THAN YOU RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, BLASHEMOUS, SJW, FEMALE PEDO VEGAN KAREN!" She really destroyed that target.

"Congrats Twilight you set the high-score!" Said AppleJack.

"Yay High-score!" Cheered Twilight.

"Well that's the tractor ride and before you go, here's our thresher."

Then they ride a harvester thresher.

As the ride was drawing to a close, AJ hit the brakes when she saw several bouncy balls in her path.

"N!gger!" AJ covers her mouth.

"AJ, what does N!gger mean?"

"Uh no! Twilight I made a mistake! Please don't say that word!" Rebounded AJ.

"Okay I won't say N!gger." Smiled Twi.

"...good." Said AppleJack, She didn't want to get into trouble.

AppleJack got out and started throwing the balls back into the neighbor's yard. At that moment, Twi' noticed that the keys were still in the ignition. Pulling a plastic screwdriver out of her diaper Tommy Pickles style, she got out of her adult car seat and took the wheel.

"Last ball and there! Phew, glad that's over….." Said AJ.

"Choo Choo!" Said Twi' as she did a "honk your horn" trucker gesture.

"What in tarnation?...HOLY FUCKING SHIT! STOP! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Screamed AppleJack as her body was ripped to pieces by the harvester. Cracking bones, shredded flesh with squirting blood turning the amber grain crimson, accompanied by horrifying screams with loud machine noises rang Twilight's eardrums, causing her to hit the brakes.

"...AJ?..." asked Twilight as she hopped off.

The front harvester was covered in blood and no sign of AJ.

"...Huh? When did we hit tomatoes?" Asked Twi.

She found AppleJack's hat outside of the blood drenched machine. Twilight looked inside the jaws of the harvester thresher only to find a single hand embedded in the blades, as if AppleJack tried in a Last vain attempt to escape. This suggests that AJ had been consumed feet first, meaning that she felt everything, making her death more slow and agonizing.

"AJ are you hiding in there? I see your hand." Asked Twilight as she knocked on the side of the machine.

No response.

Twilight's wrist alarm beeped.

"Sorry but I gtg see Rainbow Dash, play hide and seek with you later!" Giggled Twilight, not knowing she killed another friend.

A/N: Ouch, anyway chapter 3 should be up soon, enjoy and steer clear of heavy machinery.