A/N: That had to hurt.

Chapter 3: Rainbow Dash.

(Rainbow Dash's place)

"Sup Twilight?" Asked Rainbow Dash as she grinded down a rail on her skate board and gear.

"Nuthin' much, I just had the bestest tractor ride e'vah!" Smiled Twilight.

"Radical! I tried calling AppleJack but her phone keeps going to voice mail." Said Rainbow Dash.

"She's practicing Hide and Seek." Said Twilight.

"Well hope Seal Team 6 isn't after her. Anyway, wanna skate?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Yay thanks RainbowDash you're my N!gger!" Smiled Twilight Sparkle.

"Where did you learn that word?" Asked a shocked Rainbow Dash.

"Oh from AppleJack." Said Twi.

"Okay, I'll talk with her once she's done playing hide and seek. Anyway let's skate!" Smiled Rainbow Dash.

"YAY!" Said Twi.

They skated for a bit, RainbowDash did some cool tricks and Twilight pulled off a 900, all Spyro 3: Year of the Dragon style. With some Tony Hawk moves here and a few Jackass 2 gauntlets there and even some BMX jumps, Twilight and RainbowDash had a blast. After playing some laser tag, they went inside of RainbowDash's home to have some protein shakes.

"Hey Dashie, I found a quarter." Said Twilight.

"Cool! You must be lucky!" Replied RaindowDash.

Some women in bikinis walk by, causing RainbowDash to stop and stare.

"Me Gusta." Said an aroused RainbowDash.

"Dashie?" Asked Twilight.

"Oh uh I was just looking at their fashion!" Blurted RainbowDash.

(RainbowDash's place)

As they entered, RainbowDash went to make the shakes. Twilight tries to toss the coin but it falls and rolls into RainbowDash's room and past some curtains.

"Huh, that ain't no window." Said Twilight as she entered and picked up the coin.

Once inside, she saw some provocative girl on girl posters, hentai, Rule 34, stacks of lesbian DVDs, and even a poster of a smug, naked RainbowDash licking another woman's bean while facing the camera, smiling and flicking the camera off.

"Twilight are you?...Oh crap!" Said RainbowDash as she sprinted into her adult section of her room, trying to cover her lesbian porn collection up.

She heard giggling.

"Hey RainbowDash I'ma Alicorn!" Smiled Twilight as she found some purple Victoria's Secret wings and wore an upside down purple horse strapon on top of her head, a red ball gag she mistook for a horse bit and held two horse hooves in her hands giggling.

"No Twilight please get that off! It's for a potential girlfriend I Uh mean gift for a friend who happens to be a girl that also prefers girls over men!" Chuckled a nervous RainbowDash as she confiscated the toys.

"RainbowDash why are you kissing that woman's no-no place in that picture?" Asked Twilight.

"It's art?" Said RD.

"And why do you have all this porn?" Asked Twilight.

"Uh it's not porn! It's Gay PRIDE." Said a blushing RainbowDash.

"Alrighty then, why do you have a Bree Olson poster?" Said Twilight.

"Uh so I can get in shape like her." Said RainbowDash.

"Even Naked? If I didn't know any better I bet you have a crush..." Asked Twilight.

"FINE I LOVE PUSSY! FUCKING SUE ME!" Said RainbowDash.

"...I thought you were a dog person." Asked Twilight.

"No I love women." Said RainbowDash, coming out of the closet.

"It's okay I still love you as a friend, I know! Rarity has a topless statue at her place! But she's got no arms, maybe I can make her some LEGO prosthetic arms. And a dildo." Suggested Twilight.

"It's okay, thanks though and please keep this between us." Said RainbowDash.

"You got it dudette!" Said Twilight.

RD hugged her special friend.

(Kitchen)

"Now remember Twilight, to build muscle, it's important to have a protein shake within 1 hour of working out." Said Rainbow Dash.

Just then there was a snapping noise.

"What was that?" Asked Twilight.

"Oh it's one of my rat traps." Said Rainbow Dash as she threw the rat out, rebaited, re-set the trap and washed her hands.

"Those rats are scary." Said Twi.

"Yup, they bite, spread disease and poop everywhere." Explained RainbowDash.

"They're gross." Said Twilight.

"Yup, Fluttershy suggests no kill traps but they are pointless. I use snap traps, water traps and rat poison." She explained.

"Good, rats are bad." Said Twilight.

At that moment the doorbell rang.

"Oh it must be my vitamins, I'll be back." Said RainbowDash as she went to answer the door.

"Mean ol' rats trying to ruin Dashie's place, I bet they'll try to ruin her drink, hmmmmm? If I use this Rat poison, hopefully it will keep them away." Said Twi and she poured the remaining poison into Rainbow Dash's drink.

"Okay, gotta put these vitamins and mostly Yuri Hentai in my room and there." She heads back to the kitchen. "Anyway, cheers to skateboarding!" Said Rainbow Dash as she clinked glasses with Twilight.

"Mosaltoff." Said Twilight as she downed hers, placed it on the floor as she was about stomp it.

"No Twilight We aren't…." Twilight still stomps. "Jewish…..here." Said RainbowDash.

"Twilight sorry." Said Twilight.

"It's okay, look we had fun and neither of us got hurt." Smiled Dash as she drinks then has a confused, disgusted look.

"Dashie?" Asked Twi.

"Bleh what is this? I….don't…..feel….. HMPT?!" Rainbow Dash covers her mouth, runs to the toilet and violently pukes blood.

"BLEEEEEEH! WHA?! BLEEEECH FUCKING HELL?! REEEEETCH!" Said RainbowDash as the poison targeted her organs which caused internal bleeding. Blood was pouring out of her nose, mouth and even her eyes. Bruises started to appear under her breasts accompanied by sharp abdominal pain. RainbowDash was screaming while her vomiting increased.

"Dashie you okay?!" asked Twilight.

"NO! REEEEEEETCH! What was in my shake?" Asked the panicking RainbowDash.

"RainbowDash I used the poison to keep the rats away from your drink." Explained Twilight.

Dash turned ghost pale as the words registered.

"Twi…bletch…..WHY?!" RainbowDash cries tears of crimson as she upchucks more blood. If that wasn't bad enough, Blood started coming out of every major orifice in RainbowDash's body including her ass.

"AAAAAAHHHHH BLEH MY ASS AND AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Screamed RainbowDash.

The poison also attacked RainbowDash's central nervous system, destroying brain cells at an alarming rate, triggering seizures. RainbowDash's life flashed before her eyes: the day she was born, her first skateboard, boombox, first kiss from her former friend Gilda, when she lost her virginity to Gilda and her breakup with Gilda since she didn't get along with Fluttershy. And since Gilda didn't show up in Equestria Girls she was presumed dead. To looking after Twilight and the realization Twilight accidentally poisoned her.

Having lost too much blood, along with numerous organ failures, RainbowDash lets out one big "GIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLDDDDAAAAAAA!", and dies hugging the toilet. The whole bathroom was a blood bath.

"Dashie, did you forget your flu shot?" Asked Twilight Sparkle.

No response. Twilight's wrist alarm went off.

"Sorry Rainbow Dash but I gotta go see Fluttershy now, get well soon and hopefully you'll get some naked woman friends!" Smiled Twilight Sparkle as she left.

A/N: Poor RainbowDash, be sure to leave a review, and don't ingest rat poison.