A/N: Fluttershy was eaten by the animals she vowed to protect, Let's continue.
Chapter 5: Sunset Shimmer
(Sunset Shimmer's home)
Twilight frolicked to her former Nemesis' home.
"Hello Sunset Shimmer!" Said Twilight.
"Hi there Twilight, I can't seem to reach Fluttershy, is she still mad at me for stepping on a cockroach?" Asked Sunset Shimmer.
"Uh Nope, she's too busy playing with her puppies." Said Twilight.
"Who plays with their puppies when they're supposed to be watching over you Twilight?" Asked Shimmer, thinking the term puppies refers to a woman's boobs since she heard Jerry The King Lawler say it on WWE.
"Not sure, they were big but also very hairy." Said Twilight.
"Well She'll have to see a dermatologist for that. Anyhow, I bought some pumpkins from AJ a few days ago, wanna carve some Jack-O-Lanterns with me?" Asked Sunset Shimmer.
"Yes please, I love Jack-Off-Lanterns!" Laughed Twilight.
Awkward silence.
"Uh Twilight, it's Jack-O, not Jack Off." Said Sunset Shimmer.
Twilight was confused. "Huh? Jack-O? Then what does Jack-Off…?"
Sunset covers Twilight's mouth.
"Uh hehe, well it's a very controversial, perverted, divisive, and icky grownup activity for boys." Said Sunset.
"Okay, but do girls Jack Off too?" Asked a curious Twilight.
"Uuuuuuh yes and no, its different…..look let's save the birds and bees for another day and go carve pumpkins." Said Sunset.
"Okay." Smilled Twilight.
Sunset lays down some newspapers, carving tools, and plays family friendly Halloween music as she and Twilight carve a unicorn pumpkin.
"There we go, and all done." Said Sunset.
"Yay it's pretty neat….." Said Twilight.
Prick noise.
Twilight stops and notices she pricked her finger tip on a knife, drawing a drop of blood, her smile vanished.
"Twilight, did you hurt yourself?" Asked Shimmer.
"...WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Cried Twilight as she held her bleeding finger.
"Oh no no no no it's okay Twilight here let me help!" Said Sunset.
"OWIE I'M BLEEDING WAH!" Hyperventilated Twilight, tears down her cheeks.
"Uh Okay first disinfectant. Now Twilight this might sting a bit but it's a good kind of pain." Said Sunset, not trying to sound sadistic.
Twilight tries to stop sobbing until the disinfectant is applied.
"OW IT FUCKING STINGS! WAAAAAAH!" Twilight cried even louder as she cradled her stinging finger, as if she tried the Bullet Ant Stinger Glove right of passage.
Normally Sunset would put Twilight into time out for swearing but:
1.) Sunset didn't want to face Celestia's wrath.
2.) Twilight's swearing was caused by pain which was unintentional but was still caused by Sunset herself.
3.) Being a former antagonist, this slip up could ruin her already good track record.
4.a) Celestia had placed trust in Sunset and her friends. Several years prior, Celestia had her former nephew Blueblood watch over Twilight but the latter started to laugh at nudes BlueBlood had sent her no homo. When Twilight told Celestia, not only did Celestia mercilessly tan Blueblood all over, but she successfully sued him, disowned his pedo ass and personally amputated his chode.
4.b) By allowing BlueBlood to keep his sissysack but not his chode would cause the pedo prince sexual frustration. Now Prince "BlueBalls" sits in prison, complete with life behind bars, for the horny inmates to play and torment. And if that wasn't bad enough, the ball busting resulted in him being renamed "BlackAndBlueBalls."
4.c) Celestia used BlackAndBlueBalls as a warning for everyone else to neither prey upon nor harm Twilight.
5.) As a result of 4.a), 4.b) and 4.c) Celestia tried other sitters but when they recently moved, she needed someone else to watch over her now 18 year old daughter so she reached out to Shimmer and her friends who accepted. While Sunset didn't have a penis since she's a girl, what's to say Celestia wouldn't take something else away like her butthole, then proceed to tear Sunset Shimmer a new one? Shimmer would have to live with a Stoma.
6.) Did Sunset mention that she didn't want to face Celestia's fucking wrath? That would be like getting mauled alive by a pissed off Mother Polar Bear protecting her cub(s).
"Shit I mean shoot I mean I'm sorry! Here's a band-aid!" Said Sunset as she bandaged Twilight's hurt finger tip and kissed it.
Twilight's crying was slowing down as her red, teary eyes saw Sunset Shimmer apply a Anna Frozen band-aid.
"There that's it, breathe in and out. Good girl." Said Sunset.
"Sniff…..Thanks Sunset." Smiled Twilight as Sunset dried her friend's tears with a tissue.
"It's okay, sorry about earlier, these knives are too sharp, let's stick to painting these smaller pumpkins instead." Suggested Sunset.
"Yay thanks Sunset!" Twilight hugs her.
"Oh you are just the cutest thing!" She hugs back.
If Celestia was Twilight's foster Mother, then Sunset was Twilight's older foster Sister. It was more powerful than any of that recycled garbage the Hallmark Channel shits out every Christmas.
A/N: Seriously, what little kid is going to enjoy a G-Rated Romance Movie? What crack is Hallmark smoking?
After finishing the pumpkin, Shimmer cleaned the carving tools, laid them on a towel on the kitchen counter, started up the stove and made some piping hot soup as she carefully tastes it.
"Hmmm, it's missing something, but what?" She asked herself out loud.
"How about a Tendie?" Asked Twilight.
Out of curiosity, Sunset did just that, and tried it.
"Why it's delicious! Here Twilight have some." She took some of the hot soup, cooled it off and poured the contents into a bowl and served Twilight.
"Mmmm Yummy!" She drank all of it down, got some cooled soup on her face and patted her tummy.
"Oh Twilight." She smiled, took a photo.
"Tendies!" Twilight Smiled with the photo, Sunset posted it on her social media platforms, which got numerous likes.
"You are just the sweetest thing." Said Shimmer as she cleaned Twilight's face with a napkin.
"Thanks Sunny!" Chirped Twilight.
"Well I'm glad you enjoyed it, can I please use this Tendie soup for my cooking class? I'll be sure to give you credit!" Said Shimmer as she turned the stove off.
"Sure thing, and Thanks again! Ya know, my Mama Celestia always told me that the good you give finds a way back, and I wanna return the favor." Said Twilight.
"Why that's sweet of you but, you don't have to make me soup." Said Shimmer.
"Nah I mean I wanna serve you some." Said Twilight.
"Uh okay, thanks. Huh, I seem to be out of clean bowls. It's okay you don't have to serve me." Said Shimmer.
"But my time with you is running out before I see Pinkie Pie, and I wanna return the favor first." Twilight insisted.
Sunset smiled and said "Oh I see, maybe you can come back and serve me at a later time?"
As Shimmer was explaining several options, Twilight's eyes darted from Sunset Shimmer to the pot of soup, back and forth, trying to think of a solution like a Jimmy Neutron Brain blast but it's Tendies Twilight's thought process. It consisted of wrong math equations, misquoted historical figures and losing a game of tic-tac-toe to a bug before squishing it.
"Uh 11=Carrot? No. Uh to quote Bob Ross' quote on friendship? "I'm gonna paint a tree, then another tree, cuz the Death of a loved one is a tragedy but the death of a million is a statistic."?Nope the latter is from that douche Stalin. King Me? Wait we're playing Tic-Tac-Toe? Stupid bug! Bite the pavement!" She thought to herself. But then she remembered the photo Sunset took of her eating the soup out of the bowl.
"Ding Dong!" Was Twilight's way of saying she had an idea.
Sunset stopped and asked "Huh? Twilight what are you doing...?"
Without warning, Twilight grabs Sunset by the back of her hair and in one swift motion, shoves her face into the boiling pot of soup. Making contact with the hot substance causes Shimmer to scream muffled yet still bloody murder as her arms flailed aimlessly. Given Twilight's above average physical strength, Sunset couldn't get up in time and the soup caused even more agonizing pain as it also got in her mouth, nostrils, and even her eyes for 15-20 seconds.
Twilight was visibly confused.
"Sunset? I Thought you liked the soup? Did you get a hair in it? Are you okay?" Twilight lifts her up.
She was greeted by a screaming, horribly disfigured Sunset Shimmer with 3rd degree burns all over her face, flesh burns worse than Freddy Kruger's, with a deep fried tongue, burnt mouth but the worst were Sunset's scorched eyeballs.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Screamed Sunset.
"AAAH!!!! I'll grab a towel and band aids!" Said Tendies Twilight as she ran to look for them.
"MY FACE! MY MOUTH! MY EYES!"
Clutching what remained of her charred face, the now blind Sunset Shimmer was stumbling, screaming incoherently while knocking everything she came across onto the ground.
Shimmer then tripped over a small side table and fell with a loud thud, a vase and other cheap china shattering on impact. Walking on all fours the weeping Sunset accidentally walks on broken glass with ceramic shards and even a few rose thorns from the flower.
"OW MY MY HANDS AAAAH!"
Shimmer then started rolling around on the shard-covered floor, wailing in agony, getting shards all over herself. The pain while great, it couldn't compare to the darkness that enveloped Sunset Shimmer. What would become of her? She was disfigured, burnt her hands as she touched her face, had lacerations all over her body from the broken china including says hands and would never see anything, including Twilight Sparkle ever again.
"WHY?!, TWILIGHT?! YOU'RE MY SISTER! WWWWWWWHHHHHYYY?!?!?!" Screamed Sunset, as the soles of her boots kept hitting the floor, like when Mr. Sir got slapped by The Warden in that Disney film Holes, her cries escalating.
She felt like Elle Driver after losing her remaining eye in Kill Bill: Volume 2 which Sunset saw at too young an age. While Elle was an evil cunt, that scene gave Sunset Shimmer nightmares. Even as an adult, Sunset would still shield her eyes and if possible, skip the scene or step outside until the next scene played.
As Sunset writhed in unimaginable terror, she tried to grab onto something, anything that could help her. Feeling a cloth and bumping into what felt like a wall, she started to pull on it desperately. The wall was actually the counter, and the cloth held the carving tools including the same knife Twilight pricked herself with earlier.
"PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! I'M BLIND AND FRIGHTENED! AAAAAAHHHH!" Screamed the terrified Sunset Shimmer as she pulled the cloth.
The tools fell, serrated tips first, into Sunset's face, sides of her throat and mouth but big knife that pricked Twilight fell and stabbed Shimmer's head, severing her nervous-system. Sunset's body would spazz and flop a bit, gurgles Twilights name with a mouth full of blood one more time, before dying instantly.
"Don't worry Sunset I got... OH NOES! Here let me help!" Twilight removes the knives and places them in the sink. Then she tries to dry the blood off Sunset with a rag the throws in the same sink and proceeds to bandage Sunset Shimmer like an Egyptian Mummy, minus removing Sunset's brain from her nostrils.
"There good as new! You okay Sunset?...Sunset?"
Sunset Shimmer's Sun had set.
"Poor thing must have thrown her voice out and is tired, here let's get you to bed." She lays her on the sofa with a pillow and blanket.
"Sorry Sunset but I gotta go see Pinkie Pie, good luck on your soup!" Said Twilight as she placed a kiss on Shimmer's bandaged face, left her a Tendie on the table in front of her and departed for her final destination: Pinkie Pie's place.
A/N: Don't stick your face, eyes etc in hot liquids, and be careful with sharp objects.
