Inspired by a Foxes-In-Love post
Wee Scott: As a babysitter you are in no way a valid authority to dictate bedtime.
Val Casey: What if I teach you to Lucid Dream?
Wee Scott: ?
Val Casey: When you learn to control dreams, you can do anything there!
Wee Scott: *Closes eyes*
Val Casey: Just go to sleep, I'll find you on the other side. I'll teach you there.
Wee Scott: *Opens eyes* Will you teach me how to fly a plane like you and Daddy, Aunt Val?
Val Casey: Well…
Wee Scott: Will you teach me to fly a rocket like Daddy, Aunt Val?
Val Casey: Well…
Wee Scott: Can we go learn now, Aunt Val?
Val Casey: Well…
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Wee John: As a babysitter you are in no way a valid authority to dictate bedtime.
Val Casey: What if I teach you to Lucid Dream?
Wee John: There is no such concept.
Val Casey: Yes there is. It's when you learn to control dreams, you can do anything there!
Wee John: *Stares as if she is insane*
Val Casey: Just go to sleep, I'll find you on the other side. I'll teach you there. *Closes her eyes*
Wee John: When you have quite finished, Aunt Val, I will be on the roof stargazing.
Val Casey: But…
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Wee Virgil: As a babysitter you are in no way a valid authority to dictate bedtime.
Val Casey: What if I teach you to Lucid Dream?
Wee Virgil: ?
Val Casey: When you learn to control dreams, you can do anything there!
Wee Virgil: *Closes eyes*
Val Casey: Just go to sleep, I'll find you on the other side. I'll teach you there.
Wee Virgil: *Eyes screwed shut* Wow! You're right, Aunt Val! I'm playing the piano!
Val Casey: Err…
Wee Virgil: *Eyes still closed* Now I'm painting an elephant!
Val Casey: Ok…
Wee Virgil: Now I'm singing….
Val Casey: *sighs*
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Wee Gordon: As a babysitter you are in no way a valid authority to dictate bedtime.
Val Casey: What if I teach you to Lucid Dream?
Wee Gordon: ?
Val Casey: When you learn to control dreams, you can do anything there!
Wee Gordon: That sounds boring, Aunt Val.
Val Casey: It's not, Gordon. Just go to sleep, I'll find you on the other side. I'll teach you there. *Closes eyes*
Wee Gordon: …
Val Casey: *Opens eyes* Gordon? Gordon? Gordon! Get back here…
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Wee Alan: As a babysitter you are in no way a valid authority to dictate bedtime.
Val Casey: What if I teach you to Lucid Dream?
Wee Alan: ?
Val Casey: When you learn to control dreams, you can do anything there!
Wee Alan: *Closes eyes*
Val Casey: *Closes eyes* Just go to sleep, I'll find you on the other side. I'll teach you there. *Opens eyes*
Wee Alan: zzzzzz
Lee Taylor: I can't believe that worked.
Val Casey: Me neither. It didn't work with any of his brothers.